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Yes, it's time to revisit the Harry Potter franchise once again, this time for the third entry in the series, Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban. It's got a new Dumbledore, a horse bird, and time travel, so you know there will be plenty of sins.
This is our narrator's 2nd favorite movie of all time, and it hurt him a little to read these sins. But no movie is without sin, so we soldier on. In honor of the upcoming Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, we bring you the sins of the very first cinematic Jack Ryan adventure, The Hunt For Red October. Yes, there were sins... no, not as many as usual.
With I, Frankenstein coming out soon, we thought we'd take a look at something creepy and monsterish. But also leathery, because everyone loves leather. So we went with Underworld. It's the best werewolves-versus-vampires-with-a-love-triangle movie we've seen since Twilight.
What the hell have we done? While you get a bonus 2nd sins video for the week, we had to sit through this movie multiple times over. Hope it was worth it. Here are the sins of the original Resident Evil film.
We're breaking records today, people. This is the longest sins video yet, for starters. It's also the highest sin count for a movie ever (without a bonus round). Even the outtakes are a little beefier this time around.
Here are all the sins we found in Batman & Robin, a film that nearly won our fan-choice vote a few months back, and one that you have been demanding for months on end. (Launching a little early today; we have a plane to catch).
Well either we've heard your cries for the past three weeks, or else we looked at the Hollywood schedule and saw a Robocop remake coming up soon... but either way, we kind of had a blast looking for all the sins we could find in the original Robocop. There are more than you probably remember there being, at least if you grew up loving this movie.
Nothing says Valentine's week like The Terminator! Actually, this video was originally meant to come out last week, but we suck at life, and it took a little longer than we expected. So now it's part of Romance Week here on Cinema Sins. Think about your sweetie while you watch us list all the sins we found in the original Terminator film, an absolute classic. Come with me if you want to sin.
Romance Week continues here at Cinema Sins, as we shift our focus from murderous robots to one of the worst films ever named after a common school supply: The Notebook. We went looking for sins, as we are prone to do, and wouldn't you just know we found some. Thought we'd share them.
Oh snap... three sins videos in one week?! Yup. Here are all the sins we found in the 1980's classic ode to summer love, dance, and terrible hair.
Hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day, ruining your lover's favorite movie by creating sins on the fly.
Well, we've heard your cries, and finally decided to go back to the Twilight series, and now we remember why we stayed away for so long. We found some sins... thought we'd share them. You watch those and we're going to go find some kind of therapy.
In honor of Pompeii, a movie about a real volcano, we bring you the sins of Volcano, a movie about a fictional and totally ridiculous volcano. It stars Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche, and, well... it's a very sinful movie.
In celebration of Liam Neeson's ass-kicking return to the multiplex with Non-Stop, we bring you all the sins we could find in the original Taken. Surprisingly, even though the movie features plenty of scenes of Liam Neeson killing people... it still had some sins.
It may be the best of the "Liam Neeson kicking ass" movies, but it still has a few sins--and no, one of them isn't about poor flight inspection prior to takeoff.
You asked for it. We wanted to do it anyway. And now with the sequel coming out... it finally seemed like the perfect time to go looking for sins in Sparta. Here's everything we found wrong with 300.
Indiana Jones. He's completely and totally awesome... at least 75% of the time. Then there's the Crystal Skull, a movie is so reviled, it's one of our most requested sins videos of all time. So fine. If only to quiet the nagging mob... here's everything wrong with Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Distractingly Long Title.
With Aaron Paul's Need For Speed fast approaching (yeah, cars, bitch!), we thought we'd hit a couple 'fast car' movies in our quest to chart the world's movie sins. We started with the Tom Cruise "classic" racing film, Days Of Thunder.
Okay, okay, so some of you haven't seen Days of Thunder, but still wanted a fast-car sins video to celebrate the upcoming Need For Speed. So... here you go. The sins of the mother of all fast car movies, the first in the Fast & Furious franchise--you know, back when it was still about racing cars and sh*t.
Well, you've been asking for it, and it was basically the biggest box office movie of last year, so fine... here are all the sins we found in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Please try and remember the books do not f*cking matter. Thank you, come again.
The Goonies is an undeniable 80's classic, and one of our favorite movies from our youth. Still... it just has an absolute ton of sins, including some of the worst prison security in film history.
There are 8 Harry Potter movies in all. Today we tackle the 4th one. It's got a tournament, young love, illogical dragons, and a host of sins.
This is a terrible movie, let's not mince words. It's so bad, it's the most-requested movie that we hadn't done yet, until today. Don't remember how bad it was? Let us remind you.
After the sin bath we all took on Tuesday with 2012, we thought a little throwback fun and nostalgia was in order. Enter: The Running Man... a movie that is difficult not to like for anyone that grew up in the 80's. Still has sins, of course.
With the new Captain America adventure headed to theaters in America soon (earlier than that for international markets), it seemed only smart to turn the sin cannon on the franchise's first film. That... and the fact that you've been pestering us to do this film for ages.
Most people thought Thor 2 was better than the first one. The sin count will not please these people. Thankfully, the sin counts have nothing to do with a movie's overall quality or enjoyability... unless you let them.
In the vein of The Room, we bring you the sins of another modern "so bad it's good" movie, Birdemic. It's every bit as bad as Sharknado, only not on purpose.
Ah, 1990. Patrick Swayze was in his prime as a heartthrob, Demi Moore hadn't had any plastic surgery yet, and Whoopie Goldberg was an actress. Good times. Oh, the movie Ghost came out too. Many, many people loved it, but... it still has plenty of sins.
Putting our money where our mouth is again today. This is our narrator's favorite movie of all time... but we still went looking for sins. Why? Because no movie is without sin, silly.
Ah, The Hobbit 2. The almost-3-hour sequel to the almost-3-hour first film from last year. It's pretty much more of the same, so if you liked the first one, you will... not enjoy this video.
Helpful reminders: We have read the books, they still don't matter, & yes, we're still angry about some of the sins from the last movie, like the eagles.
Remember, no movie is without sin.
With The Amazing Spider-Man 2 releasing worldwide, we thought it was time to finally crack open the original Raimi Spider-Man trilogy and look for sins. Because the sin-counter is a great power, we did our best to execute great responsibility. We probably failed.
Spider-Man 2 was considered by many, at the time it was released, to be one of the best superhero films ever made. It's still pretty good, but modern superhero movies have stolen some of its spotlight. And no matter how much you love it, yep... it still has plenty of sins.
Forget everything you think you know about sinful Spider-Man movies... this one's the sinniest. But you already knew that, right?
If you're like us, you loved Labyrinth at some point in your youth. And if you've seen it lately, you probably wondered what the hell you were thinking as a kid. OR... you're young enough that you've never even heard of this movie, which should be a fantastic experience all its own. Regardless, here are the sins of Labyrinth.
When a movie is 3 hours and 20 minutes long (extended version), you KNOW there are sins. It's just a matter of whether or not you'll kill yourself before you finish finding them. In this case, we live to sin another day.
Continuing "giant monster" week in honor of Godzilla, today we take a look at the sins of Cloverfield, a movie that may be remembered more for its marketing campaign than anything else. Well, that and its sins.
You've been asking for this one for a while, and with the new Days of Future Past opening soon, we finally have a good excuse. Yes, X-Men: First Class may be an awesome film, but like all films... it, too, has sins.
People like to call The Last Stand the worst X-Men movie, but that's only because those people didn't see X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Even if it was a great film, it would have some sins. But... it's not a great film... so...
What do you call it when the sequel is far better than the predecessor, but still kind of sucks? The Wolverine. Here are all the sins we found in the Wolverine's most recent stand-alone adventure.
In celebration of Disney's Maleficent, we bring you all the sins we could find in the last "fairy tale turned edgy and brutal," Snow White & the Huntsman. It stars Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and the complete absence of a script.
In anticipation of Tom Cruise's big sci-fi movie, Edge of Tomorrow, we decided to go back to the most recent Tom Cruise sci-fi movie for sins... Oblivion. It co-stars Morgan Freeman and that guy from Game of Thrones whose name I don't feel like trying to spell... but the sins are still there, plain as day.
Gravity had such specific science-related sins, we thought it wise to bring in someone who knows TONS more than we do about science, Mr. Neil deGrasse Tyson himself. Yep, that's really him.
No movie has been more requested for sins treatment than Dragonball Evolution. Not because everyone requests it... but because those who saw it were scarred for life, and they are a very vocal group.
With Jersey Boys coming soon, we felt it was a good time to visit a couple musical films that could be hiding some sins. Moulin Rouge is a frequent fan request, and lo and behold, we did find some sins. I bet you're so very surprised.
Elysium. It's not as good as District 9, but not as bad as the original reviews would have you believe either. Regardless of quality, it still has some sins. So obviously, we wanted to share our findings.
Someone said we don't do animated movies. That's only true in that, until today, we hadn't done one... yet. Today, of course, that all changes, as we finally do your damned bidding (demanding) and go looking for sins in Disney's icy sensation, Frozen. Surprise, surprise... in a movie about a magical ice princess, we found a few sins.
You demanded it, but you needn't have. We were going to go back to this series in time for the new one anyway. Because Transformers are SINFUL! Proving that rule is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Continuing Transformers week here, as we look at the sins of Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Some people say it's a lot better than the second Transformers movie, but honestly... that's not saying much.
For many movie fans, Chronicle was a breath of fresh air for the superhero genre, so naturally Hollywood ignored its surprising box office and impressive word of mouth and went right back to throwing spandexed superheroes through buildings. Whatever. It still has sins, so we thought we'd take a look at them.
Do you love Ethan Hawke? Do creaky floorboards scare you more than anything in the world? Do you love jump scares? Well, then Sinister is the movie for you... which means you're not going to enjoy our rundown of all its sins.
With Dawn of the Planet of the Apes fast approaching (but not fast enough!), we figured it was time to point the sin cannon at one of the most notorious of all the PotA movies (and that's saying something!)... Tim Burton's 2001 Planet of the Apes reboot.
Just so there's no confusion (at least among people who read the description), we think this movie is bad-ass. But our motto does not allow us to ignore movies' sins just because we like the film. Plus, you guys have REALLY been asking for this. So here are the sins of Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Eight years after the Assault on Precinct 13 remake, the director and star naturally got together for a sequel. But after a few script rewrites, they decided to just market it as a completely new standalone film, called The Purge. Here are its sins.
After the massive success of the critically-acclaimed first Matrix film, you just knew they were going to make a couple quick sequels. And you just knew they were going to find a way to f*ck it up.
Today we return to the Harry Potter franchise... something many of you have been rudely clamoring for us to do. In the 5th Potter film, we see continued Hogwarts ineptitude, some teenage hormones, a bad teacher, and magic somehow gets even more confusing.
Before Spider-Man 3, Green Lantern, or most of the modern "bad" superhero films... there was Fantastic Four. And its badness still holds up well to this day. We went looking for sins, and yeah... it took a while.
After Fantastic Four, the studio and all the stars somehow decided a sequel was a good idea (probably had something to do with box office prior to word of mouth spreading). Anyway, it's arguably even worse than the first one, so of course we had to go digging for sins.
As we look ahead to the Michael Bay-produced version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we thought it wise to look back at the original. Is it possible to love a terrible movie? Absolutely, just ask anyone that was a kid when this thing came out. Still has a TON of sins though, so... you know how we do.
Mostly we wanted to continue celebrating the release of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming up, but we also thought we'd go ahead and knock out another one of those animated movies you guys don't think we do enough of. The result? Everything Wrong With TMNT, the 2007 animated ninja turtles film. It's pretty much as sinful as the live-action ones.
Every few years Hollywood puts out a movie designed to remind us one thing: dance fixes everything.
With Into The Storm coming out soon, we figured it was time to go back to one of the most popular weather-action movies of all time, Twister.
Hey, you know what people love? Sequels to movies they didn't really love. Which is why we end up with Expendables 3 in theaters soon, and why we decided to go looking for sins in The Expendables 2. We barely made it out alive.
Back in late June, Roger Corman--Hollywood legend and movie producing god--challenged us to sin one of his infamous movies. Today we accept that challenge. Here are all the sins in Death Race 2000. Hope we did this movie's sins justice, Roger.
With a name like "Sin City," it was only a matter of time before we went looking for sins, especially with the sequel coming out soon. So here you go... everything we found wrong in Sin City.
We've only done one Bond film to date, Skyfall. And we definitely needed to get back to that series. With Pierce Brosnan going action again for the upcoming November Man, we figured now was a good time.
Many of you have been requesting this for a long time. Oh, and I think this is our first official Nicholas Cage movie, so... plenty of reasons to bring you Everything Wrong With National Treasure. Is it a fun movie? Yeah, for most. Is it full of sins? Hell yeah it is!
It's finally time to count the sins of the Michael Bay-est of all the Michael Bay movies... Armageddon. As you might expect, we found plenty wrong with it.
Pixar's first full-length feature film, Toy Story, made tons of money at the box office and is beloved by pretty much anyone with a soul. So naturally we decided to take our motto of "no movie is without sin," and test its accuracy against the godfather of modern computer-animated films.
What the hell is going on?!?! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!! Or, more likely, we've traded formats with Screen Junkies for the day. So they're doing the Everything Wrong With video and we did the Honest Trailer. The target: The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Both teams worked independently, using the other's format, and both teams had an embarrassing amount of fun doing it.
We didn't see Divergent when it was in theaters, but the critical and audience reception was... mixed, to put it mildly. We found it to be pretty terrible, actually, regardless of its sin count. It just so happens to also have a high sin count, so, make of that what you will. Here are the sins of Divergent.
In 2010 they made an A-Team movie. Most of us have forgotten about it--or tried to. Today, we all remember whether we want to or not, as we recount all the sins we found; there were many.
Submarine movies are almost always good--well, except for Down Periscope. And movies with Denzel Washington are also almost always good. So a submarine movie with Denzel Washington ought to be pretty awesome, right? And it is!
Still has sins.
With a new Liam Neeson ass-kicking adventure headed to theaters, we thought it was time to take out Taken 2, dust it off, and see how many more sins it has than the first Taken. Answer: A few more.
Sorry America, we did not love this movie like most of you did. On an unrelated note, we also found TONS of sins in this movie; way more than you were probably expecting.
Many of you have been asking for this for a while, so... hope you're happy. Because a whole bunch of other people are going to be sad now. But I digress... Like most movies, even Fight Club has some sins. We thought we'd list them for you.
Let's go back to the 1980's today, shall we? To a time when a possessed doll dominated the horror landscape... kind of.
Godzilla (2014) was a much better film than the last Godzilla we got, (1998), but it's still full of sins, beginning with it's misleading title.
Two kids with cancer fall in love; what could possibly go wrong?
Underworld: Evolution. A movie so boringly bad you probably forgot about it entirely. But we didn't. With Dracula Untold now in theaters, we thought it appropriate to tackle another mostly-black-and-white vampire mess. Hence, this video.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse is a terrible movie.
We're going the Hollywood route and releasing this video in two parts. You can give us a sin for that, but frankly we had no choice. This is Part 1. And at least we're releasing both parts at the same time.
Part 2, the exciting conclusion to our 2-part Transformers: Age of Extinction sins video.
In honor of Halloween, which apparently occurs at some point in the near future, we thought we'd go back to one of the classic horror films, A Nightmare On Elm Street. Guess what... it makes no damn sense and has tons of sins... who knew?
Oculus. Apparently it's a scary word. Which does not mean mirrors. But... whatever. Sins!
Continuing our annual tradition of binging on Horror Sins for October, today we take a look at a true horror classic, the original Friday the 13th. Sinful? You betcha.
M. Night Shyamalan made a couple good movies, then he made a bunch of crap. Most people believe Signs to be the turning point... his movie that is both good and crap all mixed together. Regardless, we went looking for sins, and boy did we ever find some.
Remember, remember, the 5th of November. Which... is actually tomorrow, but whatever. We're close enough to get credit for releasing this video on the movie's famous date. Oh, also, there are a bunch of sins here, so... buckle up.
This is a movie about going back in time to erase previous terrible movies... so from a sin-finding perspective... it never stood a chance.
This video is for Zack, who probably forgot we said we'd dedicate it to him.
Edge of Tomorrow is one of the best movies of the year. It's funny, clever, action-packed, and full of confusing alien/time-travel stuff. It also has sins, like any movie, so... you know how we do.
Long before Hunger Games, there was Hunger Games--I mean... Battle Royale. It's violent, bloody, confusing as hell, and kind of cool. It's a cult classic, which means you haven't seen it but a bunch of movie nerds have. Like any movie, it has sins, and in honor of the upcoming new Mockingjay Part 1, we thought we'd count the sins of the movie that inspired it.
Disney thought they could sneak one by us, sleepwalking their way through a Tim Burton paint-by-numbers "re-imagining." Disney was wrong. Sins of Maleficent!
Many of you have been begging us to go back to the Pirates series for a LONG time. Today you get your wish. Dead Man's Chest is almost as terrible as the first Pirates movie is fun. Plenty of sins to be found, as you will see.
We're finally going back to the Twilight series, which means we finally remember why we waited so long to go back. The sins... they are too many... they burn my eyes!!
How has it taken us this long to sin a Uwe Boll movie? I have no idea. But we're rectifying that today, with these sins we found in the truly awful House of the Dead.
Noah strayed a lot from its Biblical source material, but it strayed even further from logic and common sense. Come, sit aboard the ark a while with us and learn of the sins of Noah.
It's been a while since we've been to Hogwarts. So we went back. Guess what? Still a terrible school with tons of sins. Go figure.
Tangled. It was Disney's Frozen, until Frozen. A better-than-average animated adventure, it still has plenty of sins, so we decided to list them.
We're teaming up with one of the original YouTube movie reviewers, The Nostalgia Critic, to tackle the sins in the Ron Howard catastrophe, How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Because Nostalgia Critic is insane and we didn't want to hurt his feelings, we decided to write and narrate these sins in rhyme.
You loved it, everyone loved it, it's one of the highest-grossing films of the year... but, like all films, Guardians of the Galaxy still has some sins. Sit back, put in your favorite 70's tune, and groove to the sins of an admittedly-rather-groovy film.
For the "day after Christmas" we bring you the sins of a Christmas-slash-halloween-slash-just-awesome film: The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's stop motion, inventive, musical, and... as are all movies... sinful.
Did you know Daniel Radcliffe was in movies other than Harry Potter? Well, a couple, at least. Here we find him in another modern horror film that is just a little too fond of jump-scares. Let the sin count begin!
