3x11 Urban Matrimony and the Sandwich Arts

[Abed points at himself]
Security Camera: "Threat level four."
[Abed points at Britta]
Security Camera: "Your guests have arrived."
Pierce: "It's not calibrated."
Jeff: "Wireless racism. The future of the past is now."

• Shirley getting married again

Troy: "Crab walk home?"

Britta: "I will plan your wedding for you!"
[Shirley laughing hysterically]
"Literally two full minutes later..."
Shirley: "Ooh-hoo! Thank you. Oh, my good God. Thank you for that.
Britta: "I was serious."
[Shirley staring]
"One minute later."
Shirley: "Britta, you're not planning my wedding."
Britta: "What if Annie helps?"
Annie: "Oh, hey, guys! Did someone say 'Annie', 'help', 'wedding', and something about maybe hydrangeas?"

[Wilhelm scream. Glass shattering. Cow mooing]

• Wtf is going on with Abed and Troy??

Jeff: "Annie, I need your help."
[Annie squeals excitedly]

Abed: "What? Shirley's late to the rehearsal for her wedding? Oh, my."
Andre: "Hey, man. You don't have to be sarcastic."
Abed: "I'm not being sarcastic."
Troy: "We're heavily invested in your situation. Nothing's more important to us than your second wedding's rehearsal going smoothly."
Andre: "Walk away, man."