5x10 Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons

Jeff: "Fa... bulous Neil felt like a nobody, and thanks to us, he's still out there, doing this and that in the background."
He is in the background of this shot. How did you know, Jeff? :O

Buzz's Son: "So, Dad, I'm just curious. Um, what is it about Dungeons & Dragons that suddenly leapt out at you at age 60?"
Buzz: "Um... dungeons. It'd be the dungeons."

• Omg, it's the guy from the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" movies

[In an echoing voice.]
Dean: "I will find you!"
[Door closes.]

Annie: "I take a moment of silence to mourn my fallen comrade, Crouton... Before rifling through her belongings."

Buzz's Son: "But you know where he was for most of my birthdays? Little place the rhymes with 'not there.' "
Chang: "Times Square?"
[Dean looking disappointedly at Chang.]

Abed: "Human trash."

• Danny Pudi is amazing

Abed: "A beam of light shoots out from your location, as the hilt of diehard seeks its blade. The beam arcs and meets an equal beam in the woods to the north."
Annie: "Is that where the others are?"
Abed: "Yes, 10 miles away, same as you."
Buzz's Son: "So we'll be arriving at the tower..."
Abed: "At the same time tomorrow morning."
Buzz: "This began as a race."
Buzz's Son: "But it may end in war."

• Damn, the editing

Dean: "I hug my father!"
Buzz: "He has gunpowder in his pants!"
Jeff: "I draw my sword! Stay back!"
Britta: "I draw an arrow."
Annie: "So do I."
Chang: "Troll sound!"
Abed: "Jeff, do you lower your sword?"

Jeff: "No!"
Abed: "Dean, are you...?"
Dean: "I hug my father!"
Abed: "You're impaled!"
[Impaled sound. Annie screams. Dean gasps.]

• Damn, Dean