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An official Compilation of 12 Cyanide & Happiness Shorts: Birthday Boy Dairy Aisle Flight Safety The Rope Big Sausage Pizza Fitness Buff Sinking Ship Pregnancy Divorce The Duet Pinocchio Junk Mail
Look it's more shorts! (This time with shorter credits!) The Interrogation Drunk Surgery Book Report Nice Place Rascals Stargazing Stranded Stuck The Painting Tunnel of Love Daydreaming
Wow, compilation #3! Which short was your favorite?! (We don't actually care... or do we)? Seagull Tell My Wife Totally Forgot The Beard The Wardrobe Public Bathroom Ted Bear Carousel Put 'Em Down Dentist Mother's Day Cake Man's Best Friend
Time for our first Mini's compilation! Leaving Home Giraffes Hand Me A Beer The Presentation The Student Go Long Hot Car Therapy Session Underwear Pulled Over It's A Boy Silent Night
It's time for a compilations of classic shorts! The Sign Part 1 No Brainer The Sign Part 2 Pigeon I Did It Gods Magic Hat Speed Racist Superjerk Sad Larry Beer Run Sad Sad Larry Hopscotch The Race The Hard Way Waiting for the Bus Hungertube Waiting for the Bus 2
It's time... for a brand new Minis Compilation!
One year ago we uploaded our most hated short, find out what happened in the wake of all those dislikes.
You kick us, we start it! The Cyanide and Happiness Adventure Game, now on Kickstarter!
What's that? It's a new compilation!
We're at PAX Unplugged 2017 Booth #403! Come say hi, get shit signed and pick up a copy of Joking Hazard!
Yee-Haw! It's compilation time!
We're celebrating St. Patrick's Day with a brand new compilation!
A compilation of some of your favorite crime fighters!
Time for a brand new compilation!
Shorts: Harry The Handsome Butcher Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 2 Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 3 Senor Cleanfist Fart in a Jar Martin Shark Dad Prison Invisibill Fart in a Jar Martin Goes to College Ted Bear 2 Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 3 (middle) Fart in a Jar Martin Goes to Jail Harry the Handsom Butcher Part 3 (end)
Uh oh! The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber is coming for YOU!!! In this compilation! Shorts: Serial Killer Don't Stop Roulette The Boxer The Spotlight Prison Pie The Note Cookie Jar The Comedian Love Story The Tall Boys The Tall Boys Go To The Doctor
There's nothing more scrumptious then a fresh compilation! Shorts: Loose Tooth Critical Condition Winning Numbers Something Scrumptious Blind Date The Campaign Ad The Acceptance Speech This is Goodbye Royal Feast The Invention Job Interview Fart in a Jar Martin
Time for a new Compilation! Shorts: Remains Chivalry Who is Mothman? Mr. Cobbler's Neighborhood Lifeline The Park The Park 2 Blind Date Bowling Night Gun Fight Agent 7: Part 2 Half Off
Can't you read?
Can't you read? Again?
Then why don't you marry them?
Tah dah!
He made a partial recovery.
It's all fun and games.
Hey girl.
Mountain climbing can be dangerous, so bring friends. Lots of them.
It's been years, but a couple is given some new hope in finding their missing daughter.
Bro, do you even lift?
Please pay attention to your flight attendant's safety demonstration. Doohickeys.
May all your dreams come true.
Watch with somebody you love.
Two men on scooters, only one box of Cholesterolls left. BATTLE BEGINS.
A woman makes a baby. Your mom probably did that too.
Let's play a little Good Cop Bad Cop.
A truly masterful work of art.
A message in a bottle: a hope, a wish, a setup for a dumb joke.
Seagulls are dicks.
Don't wait until last minute.
He's back!
War is hell.
What else did I forget?
This short better not get flagged as spam.
Thank ya ma'am!
Can… can I touch it?
Good for him.
It's just like that Beatles song about imagining things.
When you gotta go…
Shoot em.
There was no other choice.
Say ahhhhhh!
Partly cloudy.
He's gonna do it!
C'mon baaaaaaaabe.
Happy mother's day!
One too many.
True love.
This cartoon was conceived when Dave went to visit Kris in Colorado.
Busy day at the pharmacy.
Spooky!
Who won?
Not-so-merry-go-round
So cute.
He lives!!!!
So sensual.
Poor guy…
Get it!
Opposite dayyyy,.......
We have what you need.
Butts.
Don't!
Save us!
Feeeeeeesh.
Go outside.
Spoooooky.
Look ma!
Does insurance cover this…
Tender moments.
Please remember to silence your cell phones.
Did someone say grime?
No, I said pull!
And you'll break your mothers back!
Just read what's on the cards…
Crime doesn't pay!
This trick is perfectly safe!
The finest piece of meat you have please.
We're going to learn how to survive. Try and keep up!
Look mom! An Alien!
Good boy!
You ladies must be...thorough...
Is there anything we can do?!
When I look back on my life…
We need a medic here, STAT!
There's a ghost in my house, and he won't leave.
Am I... DEAD?!
Behold, the beauty of nature!
Here's my resume!
Say, where's Patrick?
Pssst, hey, check it out.
Dad, look what I made!
Look everyone, it's Shark Rad!!!
Seriously, it's not what it looks like!
When you really have to go…
Lookin' goooood!
Harry, you're fired!
Don't worry, I'll get my ladder.
I'm so excited for tonight…
Well aren't you a special little guy?
Oooooh no!
While Bryce White by light, by night Bryce White takes flight…
What'll it be, big guy?
Got one!
Scalpel!
Jack, it's time for dinner!
Hey Teach, get the molasses outta your ass!
Bull ridin' is what I do.
Hey dude, can you hand me a beer?
Those giraffes are messed up!
...and how does that make you feel?
I can't believe our baby is going off to college!
Gentlemen, may I have the room?
Today we're going to see how this is made...
There ya go, a healthy baby boy!
Let's get you out!
This isn't a joke, please send help to the North Pole
Is your city all crimed up all the time?
Is your city all crimed up all the time?
Hey man, go loooong!
Eeeewwww...
Mmmm milkshakes
Come on man, everyone smokes.
For valor and bravery...
Ladies and gentlemen are you ready for another gruesome match?
Honey, let's hurry home.
Guess what day it is?!
Grandpa! We can't sleep.
I can't believe our Trevor built all this!
We have ways of making you talk!
Hey man, cool party!
Whose ready for movie night!
Happy birthday!!!
Goodbye, cruel world.
Mmmm soup.
Here's the scenario.
Ummm... I'm pregnant.
Hey Pa, why don't the womenfolk work in the fields with us?
Who painted all these naked people on the ceiling?
I see it!
Are you Hobos ready to haha?
Hey son, lets have some fun.
Well, Mr. Watson, we have your lab results back. And, well...
There's a spot over there.
Look Mommy, he's dreaming!
Hi, can I get a large fry?
Ooooh, do you have a rubber?
Do your homework!
Did you just grab my?!
We... Barely made it.
Whyyyyyyyyy???
This one's for you Tex.
Take this, my son.
Hey, wanna see something cool?
Well well well. What do we have here?
There are no matches available in your area.
Come on man lets see some boobies!
I'm afraid I have some bad news...
So... Did you bring a condom?
Hey baby!
Um... Excuse me
Come on buddy. You promised me you'd have your room clean by now!
Come here you little guy.
Every single day, all the time. Local crime boys do a big illegal crime.
It won't be long now... You should say your goodbyes.
Alright lets have a look at you.
I found it! The treasure is mine!
Don't worry, son. I'll get my ladder.
Mr. Owl! I have a question!
Bro! Did you know you eat an average of one spider a night?
How do I get more customers to my store?
Hey Doc I need your help.
And that's why scientists have calculated that our solar system formed nearly 5 billions years ago.
You won't find any nerds here!
Time to use my self defense skills!
Hey guys! Welcome to Sweaty Prggles!
In my time of crisis I call. The Fire Whisperer!
What'cha got there?
Look at all that trash!
Oh boy! That must be my girlfriend!
Yee-Haw! It's breakfast time!
*Screams loudly*
*Beautiful horn music*
What are you so happy about?
Hey... Hey ya'll... Ya'll see anything?
Don't go in there!!!
Jonathan! I asked you to clean up this pigsty of a room!
I just can't seem to lose this weight!
Sad music plays.
I wish I had someone to spend new years with...
This one's for you Dad!
Sad but beautiful music plays
Okay Everybody, last call!
Don't look at their limousine, it's exactly what they want you to do.
Hey... Are you alright Joey?
What a lovely day to go fishing
Come in starship Venture. This is the captain.
Come on Pepper! Come to daddy!
Peters! Get in here!!!
Chip yanks his doodle, while America shakes her purple mountains’ majestically. Love of country is taken to new extremes, as the limits of free speech are tested in this patriotic presentation. Welcome to Cyanide & Happiness: NEWS TO ME.
Spiders are good bugs
Where did Mommy go?
It can be tough finding an un-occupied bathroom stall
Chip Chapley covers extreme weather and the earths changing climate on this weeks episode of News To Me.
Holy crap dude! Check out who is living in our neighborhood!
Chip Chapley? Watch as Chip Chapley dives into Chip Chapleys past in a career retrospective of the one and only, Chip Chapley.
Are you sure you want this for your last meal?
What were you brought in for again?
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
You wouldn't understand dad!
I have deduced that the murdered is.....
Dad! Get out!
This is officer Dingle in hot pursuit! It's them Dookie Boys again!
That one looks like an elephant!
YouTube ads can no longer support our weekly shorts. So until we reach our first Patreon goal please enjoy this Cyanide & Happiness R-R-R-Remix!!!
Hey! You're the new guy, right?
Hey! You wanna see something stupid???
Don't do it child!!!
Don't! Stop! Stay Away!
So I said... That's MY WIFE!
They've taken the mayor hostage! We've gotta to call for help!!!
Sorry boys, you gotta be this tall to ride the coaster
Yeah that's right! Remember what I taught you!
Tense music plays as they glance around the table...
What happened last night?
Now, before I prescribe you any of these "grown up drugs" I need to run a few tests
What did your parents pack you Carl?
It's visitation day at the local prison.
My My... All alone tonight are we?
Soooo.... Wanna Netflix and chill?
Hey! You wanna taste something scrumptious?
A caveman unveils a revolutionary invention!
Cast your votes now!
Hello neighbor! Welcome to Mr. Cobbler's Neighborhood!
So are you ready to cooperate, Agent 7?
M'lady approaches!!!
Mister Mayor! You and I need to talk!
Did someone say... tiny style?
After countless failures and missteps.... I am proud to announce that I have had an epiphany!
Don't worry son. I'll get my ladder!
Do you have to go?
Who's going to win the race?
Our hero goes home to prepare for a date!
I want Candy!!!
It only happened the ONE TIME!!!!
So..... Close......
And for your grandfather's remains?
This one's for you, Dad!
Frosty's magic hat brings him to life!
It's time to grab the garter!
Hey! You wanna smell something spacey????
Listen to this!
What a lovely day!
We need you to identify the body...
Check out this trick my dog can do!
A baby in a basket is left on a doorstep...
AAAAAHHHHH! SHARK!!!
Now that the Tall Boys have gotten their adult prescription they're hitting the town!
He's gonna get life for this
Do you ever wonder how your packages get so banged up?
He's Jimmy! Jimmy three balls!
Moses, come forward...
Someone's gotta clean the scum off these streets. It's getting everyone sick!!!
Stevie McShortstuff is BACK! Just kidding. It's his first video. It's Stevie McShortstuff! HEY STEVIE!!
Larry? Why are you working on your day off?
This time on MEDS... MIAMI!!!
Did somebody say... Tiny Style??
Your sons spinal condition has worsened... He only has a few weeks left. The make wishes come true foundation is here today. They brought along a special friend!
Take the shot...
Have a nice day!
Fun fact! Babies learn by copying their parents!
Due to your dedication to protecting the Earth, you have been chosen to become... Gobe-O-Rangers!!!
Isn't finding love just way to complicated?
Why does EVERYONE treat me like CRAP?!
Hey that cloud looks like your dad??
All right gang lets finish Piggly Fartsoup off once and for all!
So... Hungry...
Too many bad guys doing crimes?? You need Just Us Friends!
I told you kids to keep it down!
Sad Larrys sad origin story...
A large asteroid is barreling towards the earth. What are we going to do?!
Time for the big reveal!
Halt evil-doer! You've just attracted the attention of Mr. Magnet!
Awww there's my cute little kitty!
Tell your friends... there's a new hero in town....
Don't worry, I have a plan!
The cow says... Moo!
Keep those gloves up!
What do you seek to learn in my mystical crystical ball???
And stay out!!!
Take this bread... For it is my body
HEY YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING SEXY???
There's some seriously weird stuff happening in the cave...
Did someone say... Tiny Style?
Reach for.... Your dreams :)
This plane is going down!!!!
He wants WHAT for christmas???
I don't want to see, taste, smell, or hear anything!!!!
Thanks for granting my wishes monkey paw...
Quick! We have very little time to save this thing!
Bro! Check out this Chinese finger trap!
Martin, do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Aww man... I can't believe I bought invisible paint.
Very good, Sir......
Howdy folks! My name’s Otto and down here at Grand Theft Otto’s, we’re having the first ever in-use car sale!
Grandpa is going skydiving for his 88th birthday!
Who's the new substitute teacher???
Come on down to Fred's Downtown Deli!
It's about to be a, Girl Fight!
The Tall Boys meet a Tall Girl?
Welcome gentlemen... To the inner circle of my operation
Now look what you've done!
It's me! Laundry Boy!
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER!!!! I'LL CUT IT IN HALF!!!!!!
Help! Help!!!
Pour one out for the homies...
Oh no! I'm late for work!
Alright Miss. Can you recognize the man who tried to serial kill you?
What happens when you betray Fattybones Malone?
Agent 7! You're just in time to learn about my latest invention!
How did you get this number????
Oh my God.... I killed him!
Oh no! My boss is coming over for dinner tonight?!
Hey little buddy, are you ready for your big operation?
Stevie is back! And he's the CEO???
Its-a me Mario!
The Mars rover is coming online! Think of all the discoveries we'll make!
No birds were harmed in the making of this short
Look! Daddy! Are you watching Daddy??!
What seems to be the problem officer?
Ooooh! Can you win me a prize?
Doc, I've got to admit... I'm scared of needles.
Why do you think men have nipples?
Are you ready to be the first person to ride Dante's Inferno??
We are here today to celebrate this fine young mans dedication to this city.
I don't need you always following me around Daaaaaad!
That's it!!! This is the final straw!!!!
Let's finally dump this guy before anyone sees us.
Haha! He's already asleep! Let's prank him!
It's a good premise!
Ninjas HATE this 1 self defense trick!!!
It's Supperman! He's here to save the day!
No refunds!!!
The Narc Knight rises....
What do you say we make a clean getaway?
Harry's in! Now the clean getaway can begin!
Noted survivalist Ted Bear has returned! Can he help our prisoners survive their escape???
Hey God? Can I ask a favor?
Do you know where mom is?
It's the easiest job in the world!
The Narc Knight is born!
What is Step Dad doing??
Will the Great Wish Dragon grant Ginko's wish!?
It's time for bed!
Harry's back and he's more handsome than ever!
teehee.
Man VS Banana! Who will win?
Houston, we have a problem!
Lunk needs to save the Princess, again!
The world is a crazy place! Make sure you're prepared!
Good and Evil. Right and Wrong. Which one do you choose??
Oversleeping blows!
We've created the perfect woman!
It's all about making the first move!
Sometimes, a kidney stone is worth the pain!
Start your day with a big bowl of Lunk's Lunky Chunks!
Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Dude!
The #1 boxer weighs in on the competition.
Who wants hibachi for dinner!?
What's your poison of choice?
Who wants a free t-shirt?
Is one pill too many?
Did you say,.. Sequel??
Tim Allen pitches a show!
Can you guess which one is pie?!
Don't try this at home!
Who turned out the lights?!
Behold! The greatest magic trick!
Order your "Ed Gein's Dreamhouse" today!
Our God is a vengeful God!
Spaghetti
Here's our review of the all new cheesy hotdog taco!
Always be on time!
Can the dads save their sun?
He is risen!
Is that how caterpillars work??
