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Albert's love life has taken a turn for the serious - he is about to get engaged to Doreen. Her mother takes a more than passing interest in the choosing of the engagement ring and wants Albert to come and live with them so she can keep an eye on him!
Albert has found himself on the losing side of a strange eternal triangle - with Lady Luck sat in a neutral corner!
Alone in his flat with nothing to do but wash the dirty dishes, Albert imagines himself as an escort to a glamorous superstar ...
In an unexpected turn of events, Albert finds himself spending the night in a police cell. He asks for a sheet of paper in order to write his answer to the Ballad of Reading Jail, his De Profundis. His boss has no sympathy for him and tells them to give him 10 years and to throw away the key ...
When he's asked to collect the wages from the bank, Albert builds a new persona in order who will protect the money - Albert Sherlock Bulldog Callan Courtenay!
With the wedding approaching, a visit to the vicar gives Doreen the impression that Albert's knowledge of "worldly matters" is limited. They decide to go away for a weekend to make sure they are ready to take the big step ...
