Join Pug1 and his fucked-up buddies at Inwood Customs, the most derelict fabrication shop in Canada. They specialize in dicker'd stunts and inventions that don't always work (because they are always high as fuck!)
In this inaugural episode, Pug shows us the importance of having power at your bong cleaning station. Friggin' rights he does! I mean how else are you going to plug in the fucking megablaster 5000? Let's cheech!
Pug's cheeched up and full of ideas! Today, he creates the "Wheel of Misfortune" – one unlucky spin and you could end up eating a dick....
Think you know how to drink? Pug's buddy Pauliester Paul is a fucking expert in drinking – let him show you some new tricks!
Pug is fixing up his workshop, installing electrical wires, and doing all that handyman shit. But first, he has to get high as FUCK!
Get ready to witness the first ever SwearNet redneck lawn chair son-of-a-bitch snow jump. Give'r shit, bud... HIP HIP!
Friggin' rights, boys! Today, Mental Matty attempts the redneck lawn-chair snow jump. If he dickers it up, he'll be taking one fuck of a "ride" on Pug's airbag!
It's a beautiful as frig day outside, so there's nothing better to do than cut down a tree with a guy in it. Yep, you read that right – some crazy fucker is going for a RIDE!
Pug puts Dirty Old Patrick through his punishing four-minute intensive training course. Is Patrick man enough, or is he about to get his dink dicker'd?
Sweet Mother Cigrits - Dirty Ol Patrick is getting a SwearNet tattoo. Don't try this at home – unless you're drunk and on drugs!
Pug's back in the workshop and is gonna show you how to make a glass bottle toker... with fucking FIRE!
Friggin' my snacks, Pug is cooking up some dope crepes in the kitchen for Buddy Van Doodle!
Son of a cigrit! Pug and Nelson attempt to fix a fuckered motor using an unusual tool - a bottle of peppermint schnapps. Gurgle gurgle!
Nelson finds out that drinking and fixing don't mix. You've fucked it, Nelson!
Just how much fucking trouble did Nelson get into after Pug's impromptu peppermint schnapps party? And does he remember what he did to Buddy van Doodle?!
Well frig my cigrits, Pug has gone into the hair-styling business! His first customer - Buddy van Doodle. Waxy waxy!
Hooooly Shiiiiit! The crew from Vice witness the most fucked-up motorcycle jump they'll ever see!