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Dis Raps for Hire

Season 2 2013 - 2018

  • 2013-03-11T04:00:00Z on YouTube
  • 5m
  • 50m (10 episodes)
  • United States
  • Comedy
Dis Raps For Hire is a semi-regular YouTube series starring Lloyd Ahlquist - more popularly known as EpicLloyd. Every episode, he takes a fan request to dis a person or group of people for wrongs done against them, in the form of a rap. Each episode also includes a skit to set up the rap, featuring a fictionalised version of Lloyd in his everyday life.

10 episodes

Season Premiere

2013-03-11T04:00:00Z

2x01 Episode 1: Glasscock

Season Premiere

2x01 Episode 1: Glasscock

  • 2013-03-11T04:00:00Z5m

Letter to Lloyd (sic): "My last name is Glasscock.
I'm so sick of the shit everyone at my school gives me on a day to day basis. They ask me questions like "Does it ever break?" and "Does it hurt to have sex?" Well, last time I checked, my reproductive organs are as flesh and blood as everyone else. One time, some guy even walked up to me and handed me a condom, but then took it back, saying "Never mind, you'll just pop it anyways." Please, please, please, epicLLOYD, tell everyone to PISS OFF."
BliinD21

2013-06-05T04:00:00Z

2x02 Episode 2: Jason & Ramone

2x02 Episode 2: Jason & Ramone

  • 2013-06-05T04:00:00Z5m

Letter to Lloyd (sic): "hey epic lloyd,

man i just cant. my little cousin derik has had 3 best friends he made in 6h grade till now. they have all been best friends (Derik, Sammy, Jason and Ramone). Derik just told his three best friends that he was gay. when he did sammy was totally cool with it and was happy to know that he was comfortable telling her. Jason and Ramone pushed him and called him faggot and buttlover. 2 of his best friends are now his biggest bullies and it sucks!

please epic lloyd destroy these guys!"
Nick Diforte

Letter to Lloyd (sic): "Dear EpicLloyd,

My name is Jonas, I have these 4 guys in my class (nelson, mark, steven and lucas) who are the worst freaking bullies man. They like to pick on me for being Dislexic.
They force me to read these ungodly large words that they now i can't say just to mock me and if i don't read them they beat me up or stuff me into lockers. I tried talking to them to make them stop but they ended up breaking my wrist. I tried everything to get them off my back. I just want to feel like at least someone cares. Please destroy
them!"

LSDreamscape

2013-11-11T05:00:00Z

2x04 Episode 4: EthanAlways

2x04 Episode 4: EthanAlways

  • 2013-11-11T05:00:00Z5m

Letter to Lloyd (sic): "Dear Lloyd,

I would love to see you dis this guy who started messaging me online maybe a year ago. He has the exact same name as I do, and without introduction came out saying, "U fukin pussy u make my name look bad". And I have no idea who this guy is, but he sure thinks he's cool taking fake gangster pictures of himself in the bathroom. He called me pussy lips, a bitch and even congratulated me for being "twat of the week", how nice of him. Please show this wannabe cyber bully to step off."

  • EthanAlways

2014-06-02T04:00:00Z

2x05 Episode 5: Diamond

2x05 Episode 5: Diamond

  • 2014-06-02T04:00:00Z5m

Letter to Lloyd (sic): "Dear Epic Lloyd, My little sister has a syndrome called rett syndrome and it basically disables her ability to walk and talk and there is a 16 year old kid who is STILL in the 8th grade and decided to pick on her and call her names like "retard" and "vegtable" and many other names, oh and by the way she's 7 years old. Please Epic Lloyd make a rap that will make him feel ashamed of himself!

oh and BTW his nick name is Diamond"
-DiggyDiggyBros

2015-09-14T04:00:00Z

2x06 Episode 6: Jerome

2x06 Episode 6: Jerome

  • 2015-09-14T04:00:00Z5m

Letter to Lloyd (sic): "Dear Mr. Epic Lloyd,

My little sister Sadie has been picked on at school lately. She is a normal kid with lots of friends but there is this one guy (Jerome) who basically runs the grade. He treats her like she is nothing and calls her a loser a cry baby and a Momma's girl and a lesbian bitch. He pulls her around the playground by the back of her hood saying "let's go pussy!" It is really hard for her being a 7th grader and all. Most days she comes home crying. Mr. Epic Lloyd please show this guy he can't pick on girls like that."

  • Cade Robert"

2x07 Episode 7: Katrina & Cheyenne

  • 2017-04-17T04:00:00Z5m

Letter to Lloyd (sic): "Hey Lloyd, So this story is a bit long, so bare with me.

I am in 8th grade and at the time of posting this, I have 3.5 days until My class becomes freshmen. But I'm worried for my girlfriend, Jillian. During the month of April, Some people thought that it would be a good idea to screw with her and make a slap-cam vine. We were in drama at the time, so a student ran up, out of the blue, and Slapped her in the face! For no reason! But it just gets worse... The girl who slapped her, was one of her "Friends". Soon, all of Jillian's so called "friends" ditched her. It sickens me that these kids are using her to get amusement. It's not fair to any one. So please Lloyd, help her out?

PS: The tormentors are: Katrina and Cheyenne"

2017-05-15T04:00:00Z

2x08 Episode 8: This Guy

2x08 Episode 8: This Guy

  • 2017-05-15T04:00:00Z5m

This Guy

2018-03-09T05:00:00Z

2x09 Episode 9: Cory

2x09 Episode 9: Cory

  • 2018-03-09T05:00:00Z5m

Cory

2018-04-12T04:00:00Z

2x10 Episode 10: Brandon

2x10 Episode 10: Brandon

  • 2018-04-12T04:00:00Z5m

Brandon

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