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Private Notes
Mario seems pretty casual about literally taking over the minds of sentient beings just so he can grab a couple of moons to power his flying hat. It's a pretty major invasion of privacy to ENTER SOMEONE'S CONSCIOUSNESS without even asking them first - especially when you consider things from their point of view.
Part 5
Folks, we already showed you what videogames would be like if they were 10% more realistic, so now we decided to kick things up to 11%. Warning: there are poop jokes.
Mario is a monster.
Maybe use those laser swords for something other than hitting each other...
Not everybody deserves to be in this game.
Pokemon Go to the morgue.
Bowser’s single and ready to mingle! With, uh, basically anyone or anything he can find. Like a four-armed bad guy from Mortal Kombat.
When power-ups get sent to the wrong videogames, things can get...complicated.
Wait - what? Isn't that the OPPOSITE of what this series is about? Find out why our tune has changed so much - and learn the final fate of ol' Shuckle!
Winner winner, mushroom dinner.
Bowser's still looking for love in all the wrong regions.
The future is pregnant with danger... and it's about to go into labor.
Every entry should actually end with "and they super want to die."
Life's a Battle Royale. And sometimes (MOST TIMES) you lose.
First we gave you 10% more realistic games, then we gave you 11% more realistic games — now we're jumping ONE WHOLE PERCENT. That's a lotta realism
Rough year for Luigi...
They'd all be using Alakazam to cheat anyway...
I could think of a few other nicknames for him...
Legend of Zelda: The Link is an Ass
The rarest Chaos Emerald of all is someone who understands you.
Which Pokemon should we cover for "If Pokedex Entries Were EVEN EVEN MORE LITERAL-ER"?
When Peach, Mario, and Bowser get together it's a Koopa Throupa.
He's back, and just as bad as ever.
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion to... Pokemon Ralphie!
Nintendo made a Toy Story Battle Royale
69% more realistic?! Can things even GET more realistic?!
