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Family Guy

Season 12 2013 - 2014
TV-MA

  • 2013-09-30T01:30:00Z on FOX
  • 22 mins
  • 8 hours, 47 mins (21 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Animation, Comedy

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

21 episodes

12x01 Finders Keepers

  • Season Premiere

    2013-09-30T01:30:00Z — 44 mins

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

12x02 Vestigial Peter

  • 2013-10-07T01:30:00Z — 23 mins

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

12x03 Quagmire's Quagmire

  • 2013-11-04T02:30:00Z — 23 mins

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.

12x04 A Fistful of Meg

  • 2013-11-11T02:30:00Z — 23 mins

Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

12x05 Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

  • 2013-11-18T02:30:00Z — 23 mins

Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

12x06 Life of Brian

  • 2013-11-25T02:30:00Z — 23 mins

When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.

12x07 Into Harmony's Way

  • 2013-12-09T02:30:00Z — 23 mins

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

12x08 Christmas Guy

  • 2013-12-16T02:30:00Z — 24 mins

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

12x09 Peter Problems

  • 2014-01-06T02:30:00Z — 23 mins

Peter asks Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

12x10 Grimm Job

  • 2014-01-13T02:30:00Z — 24 mins

Classic fairytales with a Quahog spin.

12x11 Brian's a Bad Father

  • 2014-01-27T02:30:00Z — 42 mins

When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show's writing staff than being a good dad; an accidental shooting leads to a conflict between Quagmire and Peter.

12x12 Mom's the Word

  • 2014-03-10T01:30:00Z — 23 mins

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.

12x13 3 Acts of God

  • 2014-03-17T01:30:00Z — 23 mins

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

12x14 Fresh Heir

  • 2014-03-24T01:30:00Z — 23 mins

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

12x15 Secondhand Spoke

  • 2014-03-31T01:30:00Z — 23 mins

After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.

12x16 Herpe, the Love Sore

  • 2014-04-07T01:30:00Z — 23 mins

Brian gives Stewie an STD and the guys fight for a booth at the Clam

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.

12x18 Baby Got Black

  • 2014-04-28T01:30:00Z — 23 mins

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam (Keke Palmer), run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael Richardson) forbids their relationship.

12x19 Meg Stinks!

  • 2014-05-05T01:30:00Z — 24 mins

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

12x20 He's Bla-ack!

  • 2014-05-12T01:30:00Z — 24 mins

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.

12x21 Chap Stewie

  • 2014-05-19T01:30:00Z — 23 mins

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

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