A special New Year's Day edition of Feed Dump to cover all that special dumb news from 2013.
If you get caught doing something illegal, just claim you're the drummer from Whitesnake.
Cinnamon, duck hunters and Velveeta products are all in this week's Feed Dump.
Running without a gun is just taking your life into your hands, everyone knows that!
Science has brought us many things. Most of them stupid.
This Feed Dump is hot, wet and steamy. It's also in a rented cabin surrounded by bros.
Feed Dump knows all about the stupid trends the teens are getting up to. 'Cause we're cool.
Hear the gripping tale of a man who lost a squash inside himself.
Kids do the darndest things. Like being named RoboCop and stealing cars.
Since when has America's rallying cry been stop hitting yourself?
Look, Canada is cold, don't judge us on what we have to do to stay warm.
This week's Feed Dump is hardcore! It's got death, drugs and stinky cheese.
This episode went a weird place, then a dark place, then back to the weird place. Andy and Alex dial up the crazy.
We'd say this guy was in a sticky situation, but it was more of a stubby, blood-covered one.
Food is more interesting! And more filled with drugs! Squeeky and the Chunt are thrilled.
When spring strikes, the Feed Dump crew decides to do some research... outside.
It's the 150th episode of Feed Dump! This week, we play everyone's least favorite game, "Where's the Racism?"
Victory has never smelled so... pungent and overwhelming.
Feed Dump advice prefers to be described as "pragmatic" rather than just plain old "evil."
All UK based news, all questionable life choices.
We cannot stress it enough that you should REALLY consider watching this video with headphones.
Australians are likely to get up to a lot of silly stuff, but even they draw the line at hot sauce on the meat and two veg.
There's more than one way to skin a skin salesman. Or grease a shin.
This is not a drill! Repeat! This is not a drill. Also a guy in Florida is acting crazy, but that's hardly news these days.
Have you ever tried to enact diplomatic reform... while tripping balls? Only in Bolivia!
What does it take to a worse mayor than Rob Ford? The answer may surprise you!
We would call the dude who poops on the floor of a bank a badass, but he's really more of a grossass.
To be fair, the robot's platform really cut to the nuts and bolts of the issues.
There's a new black material and Kathleen and Ash are EXCITED. Also a drunk mayor and a crazy lady from Canada.
This is probably the darkest dump, ever.
Yep. The people who can't make a printer that can talk to your computer right have an app that can measure your penis. Not sure what else to say there.
Also, surprise! Skeletons!
Also, the official Scrabble dictionary gets updated with some awful words.
Why would anyone want to keep pornography found in the woods...?
It's time to read some smut, grab a beer, and slap on a penguin suit. Let's do this!
This week's Feed Dump engages "minimum spoop" mode.
When life gives you lemons, take a selfie with a corpse!
We're looking for love, iPhones and gimps in all the wrong places.
Here we go again with the turtle smuggling and the airplane porn.
If you need to smuggle any reptiles, we don't recommend using a zorb.
Alex, I'll take "wait this actually happened in real life?!" for $200 please.
How easy is it to make a million dollar mistake? Turns out, really damned easy if you're in Florida.
The saddest dog, the scariest spider, the dumbest classroom.
When life gives you skeletons, sternly ask where life got them.
We can't all be winners. But some of us losers can find free money on the side of the road.
Get your nice juicy New York City rat here! Side of free mace.
Even by Feed Dump standards this episode is off the rails. Cam and Andrew realize why cartoon mascots need pants.
Free Death Ray. Only used once. You pick up.
The moral of this week's episode is don't cut off Christmas despite your nose.
Paying for Japanese French fries is no joke. So jerk responsibly this winter.
Feed Dump may not be family friendly, but it seems safer than France.
Life's just not fair when you're just not Matthew McConaughey.