When I was your age we only worried about one millennial. The millennial computer virus! Y2K! Ever heard of it?! It was gonna ruin the world! All records were going to be erased and the machines were supposed to take over! I stored a giant tub of food in my closet and everything. All you kids have to worry about is terrorism, escalating gun violence, global destabilization, and the deconstruction of western democracy.
