Season 1 1998

Sketches:
Indian Office,
Check Please - Fat,
What does it mean to be a Sikh?,
Calcutta Male Vocal Choir,
New Image Muffins,
Check Please - Rash,
What does it mean to be a Hindu?,
Smita Smitten,
Cinema Ad,
Going For An English,
Check Please - Models,
Guru - Rhapsody,
Briefly Encountered,
Muslim Gag,
Dinner at the Coopers,
Check Please - Fish smell,
Kiss My Chuddies (song),
Guru Doorstepper - Becoming a Hindu.

Sketches:
Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - Italian,
Six Million Rupee Man,
Gay Son,
Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - Cheese,
Pet Cow Montage,
Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' - Casualty,
Uncle Fixer - Holiday,
I Know Him Too Well (song),
Uncle Fixer - Money,
Audition,
Pet Cow - Cowflap,
Uncle Fixer - Kidney transplant,
Oprah Muffins,
Uncle Fixer - Funeral,
Rough Guide to the UK,
Mrs 'I Can Make It At Home' on Masterchef.

Sketches:
Coopers at Wimbledon,
Smita Smitten - No tickets,
Kid's Turn,
Check Please - Rose,
Buddhist Pest Control,
70's Quickie,
Guru Doorstepper - Double glazing,
The Accountant,
Conservative Coopers,
Masterchef,
Buddhist Pharmacologist,
When the Kids are Away (song),
Check Please - No effort,
Euromuffins,
British Asian Man's Quarterly,
Check Please - Vomit,
Authentic Products,
Buddhist Hitman.

Sketches:
It's a Miracle,
Marriage Guidance,
Flash Ash - Street,
White Indian Wife - Dinner party,
Smita Smitten - Toilet,
Malkit - Late for work,
Competitive Mothers - Wedding,
White Indian Wife - Bus stop,
Flash Ash - Car washer,
Asian Babe,
White Indian Wife - Park,
Melodramatic Family - Car,
Competitive Mothers - Baby,
On The Waterfront,
Smita Smitten - Chip shop(Art Malik),
Overachieving Muffins,
Competitive Mothers - Pimp,
Untouchable (song),
Competitive Mothers - Long jump.

Sketches:
Muslim Woody Allen,
Fat Boy - Birthday cake,
Minx Twins - Gay disco,
Fat Boy - Chicken,
The Marriage Emporium,
Chat Up,
Indian Wedding,
Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Words,
Minx Twins - Street,
Fat Boy - Paddling pool,
Lack of Indian Culture,
Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Books,
Minx Twins - Swing,
Immigration (song),
Fat Boy - Trifle,
Guilt Trip Parents,
Minx Twins - Football
Ad Agency,
Tampon Ad,
Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Car parts.

Sketches:
Arranged Shag,
Ghost,
Journo's Daughter - PM,
Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Famous people,
Bharat Home Advert,
Barbee Coopers,
Mrs 'I Can Make it at Home' - Serotonin,
Uncle Fixer - Directions,
Journo's Daughter - India and Pakistan PM,
Skipinder,
Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Shakespeare,
Diwali Muffins,
Mrs 'I Can Make it at Home' - Love,
Mr 'Everything Comes From India' - Croceries,
Guru - Jungle book,
Journo's Daughter - Alien,
We'd Do It All Again (song),
Guru - Bollocks.