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Hardware

Season 2 2004

  • 2004-03-07T20:30:00Z on STV
  • 30m
  • 3h (6 episodes)
  • United Kingdom
  • English
  • Comedy
Hardware is a British sitcom that aired on ITV from 2003 to 2004. Starring Martin Freeman, it was written and created by Simon Nye, the creator of Men Behaving Badly. The show's opening theme was A Taste of Honey by Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass.

6 episodes

Season Premiere

2004-03-07T20:30:00Z

2x01 Bastard

Season Premiere

2x01 Bastard

  • 2004-03-07T20:30:00Z30m

When the lads notice that Kenny's son bears no resemblance to his father, Kenny gets a DNA test done on his son. Meanwhile, the cafe's new licence to sell alcohol leads to plenty of extended drinking sessions for the shop's workforce.

2004-03-14T20:30:00Z

2x02 Big Foot

2x02 Big Foot

  • 2004-03-14T20:30:00Z30m

In Big Foot, the lads in the shop take it upon their selves to wind up their irritable boss Rex, and Kenny and Steve try to convince him that he's becoming shorter with old age. At the Cafe, Julie's been liberated from her apron strings and takes time off to indulge in a singles holiday. Her replacement is Mike, who soon finds that mixing business with pleasure definitely isn't a recipe for success.

2004-03-21T20:30:00Z

2x03 Nude

2x03 Nude

  • 2004-03-21T20:30:00Z30m

Anne's approached by an artist who specialises in the drawing of nude models, and is offered a hefty cash sum to be the subject of his next piece. At Hamway's, Rex realises, due to the impact of the price cuts at the infamous DIY superstore that his shop is fast losing money, and decides that someone has to go. And that someone is Kenny.

2004-03-28T19:30:00Z

2x04 Loser

2x04 Loser

  • 2004-03-28T19:30:00Z30m

Bumbling loser and dispenser of the Adapti-tool Cliff drops into the shop in the hope of being able to set up a small booth to distribute his product and Mike, in a surprising moment of amiability, harangues Rex until he submits to Cliff's request. However, after a masterclass in how to sell his product from the effervescent Kenny, Cliff makes the transition from nice-guy-loser to rip-off-merchant in a short space of time, prompting Mike to regret his instant kindness. Meanwhile, Rex and Julie's dispute reaches boiling point.

2004-04-04T19:30:00Z

2x05 Tony Two-Ways

2x05 Tony Two-Ways

  • 2004-04-04T19:30:00Z30m

Kenny and Mike start gay-bashing Steve after an effeminate man recognises him in the shop. Rex confesses his confusion about male homosexuality. Mike gets a DIY column in the local newspaper, but is quickly discouraged.

Season Finale

2004-04-11T19:30:00Z

2x06 Celebrity

Season Finale

2x06 Celebrity

  • 2004-04-11T19:30:00Z30m

In this episode, a minor celebrity visits the Nice Day Cafe, and when his autograph is proudly displayed on the wall, it causes quite a stir. So much so that Anne and Julie decide to make the collection extensive without ever actually encountering any of the stars who's autographs they've acquired. Over at Hamway's, Mike's injured during a football match and he learns just how patronizing humans can be. Meanwhile, Steve takes time off to prepare for his all-important exams.

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