Jill: "When was the last time you saw Mr. Leonard?"

Tim: "Uh... Gotta be 20 years ago. He's in town seeing his niece. He saw me on Tool Time."

Jill: "Well, you know what, I would really like to meet him. Why don't you invite him over?"

Tim:"Did it. He's coming to dinner tomorrow night. And you'll make his favorite - corned beef and cabbage."

Jill: "What will I be wearing, Your Toolness?"

Tim: "I'm hoping for something in a wood or a metal."

Jill: "I'll go with that aluminum Miracle bra".

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