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How Do You Want Me?

Season 1 1998

  • 1998-02-24T00:00:00Z on BBC Two
  • 30m
  • 3h (6 episodes)
  • United Kingdom
  • English
  • Comedy
Following their marriage, Ian and Lisa move back to the village where she grew up, a village still dominated by her family. In order to try to fit in, Ian takes a job as the village photographer, a profession for which he is not really cut out.

6 episodes

Series Premiere

1998-02-24T00:00:00Z

1x01 No One Can Hear You Scream

Series Premiere

1x01 No One Can Hear You Scream

  • 1998-02-24T00:00:00Z30m

Newly-weds Lisa and Ian Lyons move from London to her home village in rural Suffolk. Ian has trouble adapting to country life when he offends his wife’s farming family over dinner. Then he exacerbates the animosity Lisa’s family have for him even further at the grand opening of a new turkey barn. Meanwhile when Ian struggles to find suitable employment, he takes over the local photography business.

1x02 Floppy, But Not Too Floppy

  • 1998-03-03T00:00:00Z30m

Ian finally receives his first business assignment: taking the primary school annual photograph. However, things don’t go quite to plan as his inexperience shows through and the students and staff are not as co-operative as he had hoped. Lisa’s father is determined to get his son in law to return to London and offers him a substantial sum of money to encourage him to leave. Meanwhile Lisa has problems of her own when it becomes apparent that her ex, Derek, still harbours feelings for her.

1998-03-10T00:00:00Z

1x03 Monstrous

1x03 Monstrous

  • 1998-03-10T00:00:00Z30m

Some intimate photographs of Ian and Lisa cause a stir when they are posted around the village. Desperate to ingratiate himself with the villagers, Ian joins the local football team but quickly begins to regret his decision.

1998-03-17T00:00:00Z

1x04 Woof!

1x04 Woof!

  • 1998-03-17T00:00:00Z30m

Derek’s continued obsession with Lisa creates friction. To support a village charity gala, Ian invites one of his friends from the London comedy club to perform. However his friend’s style of stand up proves to be a little too much for the audience.

Ian travels round with the local fire service when he decides to write a book about them however, he uncovers a swindle they don’t want revealed. Lisa has a constant flow of visitors and Ian begins to feel claustrophobic.

1998-03-30T23:00:00Z

1x06 Sausage, Balloon, Bum

1x06 Sausage, Balloon, Bum

  • 1998-03-30T23:00:00Z30m

There is a scandal in the village when Ian is accused of hitting a young boy. The Lyons find rural life rather dull and decide to enter the local bridge competition.

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