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How I Met Your Mother

Season 7 2011 - 2012

  • 2011-09-20T00:00:00Z on CBS
  • 25 mins
  • 8 hours, 23 mins (24 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy, Romance

The seventh season of the American television comedy series How I Met Your Mother was announced in March 2011, along with confirmation of an eighth season. The seventh season premiered on CBS on September 19, 2011, with two episodes airing back-to-back and concluded on May 14, 2012.

24 episodes

7x01 The Best Man

  • Season Premiere

    2011-09-20T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy’s wedding, including when Marshall and Lily announced they are having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

7x02 The Naked Truth

  • 2011-09-20T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

7x03 Ducky Tie

  • 2011-09-27T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

Barney faces having to wear Marshall's ducky tie if he loses a bet with him. Meanwhile, Ted hopes to apologize to an ex for cheating on her.

7x04 The Stinson Missile Crisis

  • 2011-10-04T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

7x05 Field Trip

  • 2011-10-11T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company. Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.

7x06 Mystery Vs. History

  • 2011-10-18T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too into each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

7x07 Noretta

  • 2011-10-25T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

7x08 The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

  • 2011-11-01T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

7x09 Disaster Averted

  • 2011-11-08T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

While the gang reminisces about Hurricane Irene, Barney tries to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the Ducky Tie.

7x10 Tick Tick Tick

  • 2011-11-15T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

Barney and Robin find themselves in an uncomfortable situation when they hide a secret from their significant others. Meanwhile, Marshall, Lily and Ted attend a concert.

7x11 The Rebound Girl

  • 2011-11-22T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

7x12 Symphony of Illumination

  • 2011-12-06T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

Robin receives bad news and decides to hide it from the gang. Marshall hangs Christmas decorations in his house in the suburbs with some help from his neighbor.

7x13 Tailgate

  • 2012-01-03T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

7x14 46 Minutes

  • 2012-01-17T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

7x15 The Burning Beekeeper

  • 2012-02-07T01:00:00Z — 20 mins

Lily asks for her father's help when she and Marshall decide to throw a housewarming party. Marshall's boss gets under Ted's skin and the two nearly come to blows, and Barney puts the moves on a wacky divorcée.

7x16 The Drunk Train

  • 2012-02-14T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

7x17 No Pressure

  • 2012-02-21T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily’s.

7x18 Karma

  • 2012-02-28T01:00:00Z — 21 mins

Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

7x19 The Broath

  • 2012-03-20T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

7x20 Trilogy Time

  • 2012-04-10T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time", where they get together every three years to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

7x21 Now We're Even

  • 2012-04-17T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

Although Ted is happy with living alone at his new apartment, Barney tries to convince him about going out every night. Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall. Robin finally starts her stint as a news anchor at World Wide News.

7x22 Good Crazy

  • 2012-05-01T00:00:00Z — 21 mins

Marshall panics when a baby shower indicates that the birth is close at hand and accidentally takes a road trip with Barney. Ted hallucinates seeing Robin while trying to get over her and decides to patch up their differences. Barney tries to talk Quinn out of being a stripper.

When Lily goes into labor, Ted and Robin distract her by telling her stories while Marshall hurries back from Atlantic City.

Ted is conflicted when Victoria approaches him on her wedding day and asks him to elope. Meanwhile, Barney and Quinn are arrested by airport security while on the way to Hawaii when Barney refuses to open a box they are traveling with.