How I Met Your Mother

Season 8 2012 - 2013
TV-14

  • 2012-09-25T00:00:00Z on CBS
  • 22m
  • 9h 2m (24 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy
In the uproarious Eighth Season of How I Met Your Mother, the arrival of baby Marvin reminds Marshall and Lily of things they need, like sleep, better jobs and sex! Meanwhile Barney uses his playbook to win over Robin, but not her scary dad. Marshall tries to right a wrong in court in hopes of becoming a judge, and Robin's past is judged. Ted designs an amazing building, and also has designs on Barney's half-sister! But does he meet his future wife? Check out all hilarious, legend — wait for it — dary Season 8 episodes, featuring guest stars like Paul Shaffer, Ralph Macchio and Kyle MacLachlan!

24 episodes

Season Premiere

2012-09-25T00:00:00Z

8x01 Farhampton

Season Premiere

8x01 Farhampton

  • 2012-09-25T00:00:00Z23m

Robin’s anxiety on her wedding day to Barney prompts Ted to recount the time he insisted on leaving Victoria’s jilted fiancé a note before they drove off into the sunset together.

2012-10-02T00:00:00Z

8x02 The Pre-Nup

8x02 The Pre-Nup

  • 2012-10-02T00:00:00Z23m

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

2012-10-09T00:00:00Z

8x03 Nannies

8x03 Nannies

  • 2012-10-09T00:00:00Z23m

When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship.

When Lily and Marshall can’t decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one.

2012-11-06T01:00:00Z

8x05 The Autumn of Break-Ups

As the season of break-ups continues, Ted and Victoria must choose the next step in their long and complicated relationship. Meanwhile, Robin worries about Barney when he chooses a dog to be his wingman.

2012-11-13T01:00:00Z

8x06 Splitsville

8x06 Splitsville

  • 2012-11-13T01:00:00Z23m

When Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick, Barney takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are desperate for some private time.

2012-11-20T01:00:00Z

8x07 The Stamp Tramp

8x07 The Stamp Tramp

  • 2012-11-20T01:00:00Z23m

Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a job at his firm, but the interview goes awry, leaving Marshall to do damage control with his boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps negotiate Barney’s return to the strip club circuit.

2012-11-27T01:00:00Z

8x08 Twelve Horny Women

8x08 Twelve Horny Women

  • 2012-11-27T01:00:00Z23m

Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.

2012-12-04T01:00:00Z

8x09 Lobster Crawl

8x09 Lobster Crawl

  • 2012-12-04T01:00:00Z23m

Robin is determined to get Barney back no matter what it takes. Meanwhile, Ted fills in as Marvin’s Nanny, leading Marshall and Lily to realize that Ted is using baby Marvin to replace his other baby, the GNB building.

2012-12-11T01:00:00Z

8x10 The Over-Correction

8x10 The Over-Correction

  • 2012-12-11T01:00:00Z23m

Barney's developing relationship with Patrice leaves Robin questioning his motives. Marshall's widowed mother gets back into the dating pool, but he thinks she may be swimming with a shark.

2012-12-18T01:00:00Z

8x11 The Final Page (1)

8x11 The Final Page (1)

  • 2012-12-18T01:00:00Z23m

Robin takes steps to have Patrice fired from WWN, while Marshall puts a jinx on Barney. Later, Ted invites his architecture professor to the dedication of the GNB building, and Marshall and Lily bump into an oddball acquaintance from college.

Mid Season Finale

2012-12-18T01:00:00Z

8x12 The Final Page (2)

Mid Season Finale

8x12 The Final Page (2)

  • 2012-12-18T01:00:00Z23m

Christmas approaches and Ted wrestles with whether to tell Robin about Barney's intentions involving Patrice, while Marshall and Lily get an early Yule gift, a night away from Marvin, but a case of separation anxiety strikes and threatens to ruin the evening.

2013-01-15T01:00:00Z

8x13 Band or DJ?

8x13 Band or DJ?

  • 2013-01-15T01:00:00Z21m

When Robin learns that Barney never asked her father’s permission before proposing, she insists that he seek his approval before announcing their engagement. Meanwhile, Ted keeps his feelings concealed by throwing himself into planning their wedding.

2013-01-22T01:00:00Z

8x14 Ring Up!

8x14 Ring Up!

  • 2013-01-22T01:00:00Z23m

Barney begs Ted to continue seeing his much younger, much wilder girlfriend, even though Ted has nothing in common with her. Meanwhile, Robin must adjust to the power of the bling.

2013-02-05T01:00:00Z

8x15 P.S. I Love You

8x15 P.S. I Love You

  • 2013-02-05T01:00:00Z23m

Barney uncovers the lost episode of Robin’s “Underneath the Tunes” as Robin Sparkles. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are concerned that Ted’s new girlfriend is a stalker.

2013-02-12T01:00:00Z

8x16 Bad Crazy

8x16 Bad Crazy

  • 2013-02-12T01:00:00Z23m

Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette. Meanwhile, Robin becomes attached to Marvin after finally holding him for the first time.

2013-02-19T01:00:00Z

8x17 The Ashtray

8x17 The Ashtray

  • 2013-02-19T01:00:00Z23m

When Ted receives an unexpected call from The Captain, the gang reminisced about their last awkward encounter with him.

2013-02-26T01:00:00Z

8x18 Weekend at Barney's

8x18 Weekend at Barney's

  • 2013-02-26T01:00:00Z23m

Barney's legendary relationship playbook, which Robin thought was destroyed, rears its head when Ted and Jeanette break up and Barney decides to use his chick manual to help Ted find a new girlfriend.

2013-03-19T00:00:00Z

8x19 The Fortress

8x19 The Fortress

  • 2013-03-19T00:00:00Z23m

Barney reluctantly attempts to sell his apartment by holding an open house, during which Ted and Marshall get mistaken for a couple. Tension arises between Lily and Marshall when her new job causes her to spend less time at home.

2013-03-26T00:00:00Z

8x20 The Time Travelers

8x20 The Time Travelers

  • 2013-03-26T00:00:00Z23m

Ted and Barney's future versions attempt to persuade present day Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Marshall and Robin have a dance-off.

2013-04-16T00:00:00Z

8x21 Romeward Bound

8x21 Romeward Bound

  • 2013-04-16T00:00:00Z21m

When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year as his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat.

2013-04-30T00:00:00Z

8x22 The Bro Mitzvah

8x22 The Bro Mitzvah

  • 2013-04-30T00:00:00Z21m

The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

2013-05-07T00:00:00Z

8x23 Something Old

8x23 Something Old

  • 2013-05-07T00:00:00Z21m

Robin desperately tries to locate the item that she buried in Central Park years earlier to wear as her "Something Old" for the wedding. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily ask Ted to help them pack for Italy, and Barney invites Robin's father to play Laser Tag in order to bond with him.

Season Finale

2013-05-14T00:00:00Z

8x24 Something New

Season Finale

8x24 Something New

  • 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z23m

As the gang prepares to go to Robin and Barney’s wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney’s night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family.

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