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Ideal

Season 3 2007
TV-14

  • 2007-03-20T22:30:00Z on BBC Three
  • 30 mins
  • 4 hours, 0 mins
  • United Kingdom
  • English
  • Comedy

Moz is a small-time (hash only) drug dealer. He rarely sets foot outside the confines of his squalid Manchester flat he shares with his long-suffering girlfriend Nicki. He's a lazy slob basically - as Nicki comments, "Jesus, Moz. I've seen coma victims with more 'get-up-and-go'". The series provides a window onto his life, and the bizarre sequence of people who come round to score from him. His dealer is a dodgy copper, his girlfriend is fed up with him, and he has visits from a silent man who wears a cartoon mask.

8 episodes

3x01 The Night

  • Season Premiere

    2007-03-20T22:30:00Z — 30 mins

Moz tries to hide his dope dealing from the born again Christian builders working in his flat, and lack of sleep is making Nicki hallucinate. Judith the 'reformed' necrophiliac is seen dragging heavy sacks up the stairs into her flat.

3x02 The Christians

  • 2007-03-27T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

The Police Constable has fallen in love with China, Nicki thinks she's losing her mind and Brian has turned into a Goth. Meanwhile, Moz is forced to perform an exorcism on Jenny the child minder.

3x03 The Pyramid

  • 2007-04-03T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Moz is desperate to disuade Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul from shooting a porn film in his bathroom. His mother Sheila joins a dodgy pyramid selling scheme and Nicki and Brian are involved in a car crash.

3x04 The Nest

  • 2007-04-10T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Moz receives an unwelcome visit from gang leader, Stemroach. Meanwhile, the discovery of a wasp nest in the loft has disastrous consequences for the born again Christian builders.

3x05 The Bath

  • 2007-04-17T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Moz's attempts to enjoy a nice, warm bath are continually thwarted, initally by a steady stream of visitors requiring weed, advice and a shoulder to cry on, then by a bizarre murder.

3x06 The Set-Up

  • 2007-04-24T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

With Nicki out celebrating her hen night, Moz reluctantly agrees to help the Police Constable to set-up Stemroach. Meanwhile Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul have an evil plan all their own.

3x07 The Crabs

  • 2007-05-01T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

Moz is trying his best to enjoy his stag night. However, Judith has had a party mask super-glued to her face, three crabs have escaped in the flat and Jesus has just appeared in the loft.

3x08 The Wedding

  • 2007-05-08T21:30:00Z — 30 mins

It's the morning of Moz's wedding and he's woken up next to another woman. Now all he has to do is get rid of her, overcome his nerves, deflect the advances of a very demanding Judith and save Brian from a psychopathic Christian.

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