Wally, after having bailed on numerous dates, finally admits that he is in love... with himself.
Wally is sick and trying to avoid getting his temperature taken (rectally). The guys then go online to see what may be causing Wally's ailments.
Forced to endure a Friday night sober, Wally and Murk venture out on the internet to find the dumbest sites they can.
When Murk is unsuccessful at picking-up... they decide to go online to solve the mystery of women.
Murk is realizing that he's no longer on the cutting edge of fashionable trends... of course this is after he gets his scrotum tattooed. He then surfs the web trying to find out a new trend to make him cool again.
Murk has no money and tries to find easy ways to make some cash.
Murk's new girlfriend has him wondering about the different types of fetishes out there, which leads Wally and Murk on a quest to see which fetish is right for Murk.
Feeling too old for the club scene, Wally decides he needs to find himself a new hobby.
Murk decides to become a male gigolo.. though his inexperience and undersized penis aren't helping his new found career.
After Murks pays for access to watch someones webcam of them doing basically nothing, the two decide to setup a webcam show of their own.