Season 3 1980

TV-14

• Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Talking about dying
• Sid Snot with Katie Boyle from Eurovision and Freddie Mercury: Do your stuff, Freddie Mercury
• Ken with TVs: Games you can't win
• MUSIC CLIP: Gary Numan, "I Die You Die"
• Angry of Mayfair: Even my umbrella is bent
• Commercial time with five Hot Gossip girls: Pimple-on
• Hot Gossip girl with TVs and Ken inside: Talking from inside
• Hot Gossip: "Bridge over Troubled Water" (by Linda Clifford)
• Ken outside the set: Thames prop department (end of part one)
• Ken outside the set: Margaret Lockwood impersonation in Thames prop department (beginning of part two)
• MUSIC CLIP: Shadows, "Riders in the Sky"
• French Marcel Wave: There is a camel in the studio!? (Part 1)
• Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e01p01]: Last time nothing happened
• Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Booked into hotel
• Ken with TVs: Intro for next
• MUSIC CLIP: The Pretenders, "Talk of the Town"
• Ken with TVs with Katie Boyle: Katie Boyle strips

• Ken with TVs: Are you worried about your weight?
• Fridge wonders to stop eating: Punch / Take off plus 2 takes and Ray Cameron intro for next
• Scottish Studios: Scottish fridge
• MUSIC CLIP: The Boomtown Rats, "Someone's looking at you"
• A short clip with Percy Fatingapart: When we design this planet
• Commercial time: Flush the floor cleaner
• French Marcel Wave: With a camel (Part 2)
• Ken with TVs: Intro for Hot Gossip
• Hot Gossip: "Another brick in the wall" (by Pink Floyd)
• Ken with TVs: A new compute Thug
• End of parts / More parts
• Ken with TVs: Get back in your room
• Sid Snot: Right up my nose
• Ken with TVs: And here's something else
• MUSIC CLIP: Suzi Quatro, "Mamas Boy"
• Kremmen of the Star Corps [S03e02p01]: My bionic double with 40,000 volts
• Ken as Mel Edmonds with TVs: I love me
• PARODY MUSIC CLIP: Gary Oldman
• Ken as a baby in a buggy: My father is very good provider
• Silly Cowboy: Postman
• Ken and Cliff Richard: A difference between a pop star and a disc jockey
• MUSIC CLIP: Cliff Richard, "Living Doll"

The Kenny Everett Video Show
Season 3, Episode 3: Dave Edmund / Cliff Richard

• Ken through staircase to TVs (with Anna Ford and Dusty Springfield): Testemonials from viewers of the last week show
• MUSIC CLIP: Dave Edmund & Rockpile, "Singin' the Blues"
• Angry of Mayfair: Moronic
• Silly Cowboy: Dying for a drink (5 takes)
• French Marcel Wave: Hot Gossip serials
• Hot Gossip: "The Hardest Part" (by Blondie)
• Ken with TVs: Joke about ambassador with tape recorder
• End of Part
• More Parts
• Ken with TVs: A little burst of Shakerspeare
• Sid Snot: Shakerspeare stuff
• Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e03p01]: Double trouble
• Ken (with an unbrella hat) with TVs: Intro for next
• MUSIC CLIP: Cliff Richard, "Carrie"
• Bowls, Video vault (with George the fireman): Technics ad from Japan (with a real ad)
• Ken with TVs (with Anna Ford): News at Ten
• Brother Lee Love: Wonder Woman
• Ken with Gangsters: Meeting with Lord Thames
• After ending titles: Ken in News set with Anna Ford: Help!

• Three Kens with TVs: Hello, hello, hello, and a Happy New Year!
• Sid Snot with a Hot Gossip girl: A cup of coffee and two lumbs of sugar
• Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Intro for Dusty Springfield
• MUSIC CLIP: Dusty Springfield, "Your Love Still Brings Me to My Knees"
• Commercial time: Fragropan with three times Ken as a caretaker
• Scottish Studios: Taste the tartan
• Kens with TVs: Intro for next
• Hot Gossip: "Working Day and Night" (by Michael Jackson)
• Percy Fatingapart: Scandy costumes and erotic poses
• Indian meditator: Spectacles
• Kens with TVs: End of part one
• End of Part
• More Parts
• Kens with TVs: Part two
• Sid Snot with David Essex: Gold watch
• MUSIC CLIP: Elvis Costello, "I Can't Stand up for Falling down"
• Ken as a baby in a buggy: Watch for birthday
• Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Blow and bang
• French Marcel Wave: The Restaurant The Naughty Snail
• Bowls, Video vault: Lite beer ad from the States
• Percy Fatingapart: Some sense
• Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e04p01]: Outside toilet
• Cowboys around Fire: The Video Show
• Ken in a Set with Spots: I used to have these spots before my eyes
• MUSIC CLIP: The Police, "The Bed's Too Big Without You"
• Kens with TVs: Behind the bouquet
• Sid Snot with a Hot Gossip girl: A cashew pie

• Empty set with TVs: Sid Snot replaces Kenny
• French Marcel Wave: Your English is so strange
• Angry of Mayfair: Ken has been kidnaped
• MUSIC CLIP: Ellen Foley, "Stupid Girl"
• Sid Snot with David Essex: Trigger bike
• Indian meditator: Naked girl
• Fulcrum: Success with Dick Thrust with BALLS girls
• Percy Fatingapart: Turn the other cheek
• Hot Gossip: "Baby Talks Dirty" (by The Knack)
• Sid Snot set with TVs: With goat
• The End of Part One / The Beginning of Part Two
• Silly Cowboy, Priest, Marcel Wave and a host (all Kennies) with TVs: Keep Kenny Everett hostage fund
• Sid Snot: Intro for David Essex
• MUSIC CLIP: David Essex, "Silver Dream Machine"
• Percy Fatingapart: That was David Essex
• Silly Cowboy: Big Mic's dead
• Kremmen of the Star Corps [S03e05p01]: This is Star Core, that's a rock, there's a cloud and that's a tree
• Silly Cowboy: Beer comes right back at you
• Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Bang!
• PARODY MUSIC CLIP: Ken as Barbara Streitand
• Angry of Mayfair with TVs: I'm not angry anymore

• Ken with TVs: Book about silly, old inventions
• Three Kens without set: Burst-a-drum
• Ken with TVs: Intro for next
• MUSIC CLIP: John Williams & Sky, "Tocata" (by Johan Sebastian Bach)
• Angry of Mayfair: Letters
• French Marcel Wave with two Hot Gossip girls: We used to work in a Cirucs together
• Bowls, Video vault: Bolts (real ad)
• Hot Gossip: "Street Life" (Randy Crawford)
• Ken with TVs: End of part one with a sneeze
• (Something missing from here!!)
• Three Kens with TVs: Playing a violin for part two
• Sid Snot: Big and small piece of cake
• Indian meditator: Where'd you get those eyes?
• Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e06p01]: What a Pair of Baddies!
• The Great Silhouetto with Suzy Quatro: A running dog
• Ken with TVs with cameraman Raymond Gearing: Intro for next [Joke links to S02e04]
• MUSIC CLIP: The Boomtown Rats, "Keep It Up"

• Ken with TVs: Nazal drops from Japan
• Ken as a Japanese doctor without set: Intro for next
• Ken without set: Instant Icemaker
• Ken without set: Intro for next
• MUSIC CLIP: Suzi Quatro, "Never Been in Love"
• Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Irish water pool dame
• Sid Snot: Remembering school days
• 30 Second Theatre: Appointment with death
• Bowls, Video vault: Quiet, peaceful and lovely plus a real ad: Crunchie
• Ken walks out of set: Head of saying no
• Hot Gossip: "Money" (by The Flying Lizards)
• Ken with TVs: I love you, Thug
• Hot Gossip girl with TVs and Ken inside: Bye for end of part one
• Part Two
• Ken with TVs: A little bit together with Thug
• French Marcel Wave: Falling down my arse again
• MUSIC CLIP: 10cc, "One Two Five"
• Percy Fatingapart: Lyricly a less rewarding
• Kremmen of the Starcorps [S03e07p01]: Thargoidia
• Silly Cowboy: Act like a man
• Fat Stanp-up Comedian Billy Banter: Irish wood worm
• Angry of Mayfair: Recipes
• MUSIC CLIP: Joe Jackson, "Kinda Kute"
• Ken flies out of the set: Control room
• During ending titles: Hot Gossip girl with TVs and Ken inside: Dancing
• During ending titles (cut with prev.): Ken flies out of the set: More flying
• Sid Snot: Bricks

• Before title sequence: Orson Welles: God, I hate being here
• Ken with TVs: The last eight weeks we filled your screens with things like this
• Orson Welles: From Harry Limes to Lager, Variation 1 plus Intro for next
• MUSIC CLIP: The Police, "It's alright for You"
• Sid Snot: What you've got in your bag?
• Commercial time (against black): Repel-a-thug with three singing Kens as Police Officers (2 takes)
• Fulcrum: Hot Gossips with their almost non-existing costumes
• Hot Gossip: "Rebel Rebel" (by David Bowie)
• Ken with TVs: The other great end of part ones of the past
• Angry of Mayfair: I refuse to see that joke plus End of part one
• Orson Welles: The noisest show I've ever been on as The opening of part two
• French Marcel Wave: My favourite book (2 takes)
• 30 Second Theatre: The inspector called
• Percy Fatingapart: What hell means to you?
• MUSIC CLIP: Pete Townsend, "Rough Boys"
• Percy Fatingapart: Life can't be all fun
• Sid Snot: Trouble with bike
• Captain Kremmen [S03e08p01]: Nymphomania
• Angry of Mayfair: A picture of a fairy boat
• MUSIC CLIP: Paul McCartney, "Coming Up"
• Ken with TVs (during tearing down the set): Thank you for Lord Thames
• After ending titles: French Marcel Wave makes a naughty French strip: It was me all the time!