Two Episodes of Mash launch their new unconventional nicotine aversion product, Luke McQueen enters a rap battle in an attempt to win back his lost love and Chastity Butterworth discovers how difficult it is to shout 'breadbuns' whilst wearing a snorkel.
There's a very nasty bug going around in WitTank present The School; a particularly horrific party is being hosted by the Twins Macabre; and the social etiquette of visiting public toilets is carefully explained by Chastity Butterworth.
Sharonetti is attracted to Daveutio's uselessness in The Only Way Is Shakespeare; the youth club receive some job interview practice from Pete Swivel; and Latin lothario Antonio discovers a love for all things equestrian.
Roger Showbusiness attempts to hypnotise the audience into eating cheese; WitTank use their all-seeing, all-knowing oracle to order The School stationary; and Luke McQueen resorts to even more desperate measures in order to #getsarahback.
Pete Swivel decides the youth club needs a sex education class from a professional; French bon viveur Marcel Lucont recollects his earliest memories; and East End Cabaret provide an eye-watering tale of how to deal with a stiff situation