Eighteenth Night: So apparently, I have a dog, or dogs...? Well, you see, this thing has three heads. Not sure if I should refer this as a singular or plural being...? So yeah, evidence indicates that it has been living in my apartment for quite a while now, even though I have no recollection of owning it. But according to the three collars, the name is Cerberus, and it sure seems that I'm its owner. In fact, this dog(s?) is extremely obedient to my every command. It's like my own pokémon, except it is not. I'm not complaining, hehehehe.
