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Whilst Adam is off school pretending to be sick, Jake misses him to the point of mentally breaking down.
Jake tries to warn Adam not to fall for the Petting Zoo Kids' dirty tricks, but after falling for their cuteness, such as petting the lamb, rubbing the goat's belly, and hugging the pony, the little animals are robbing him of his dignity and his money.
After borrowing a pencil from Phineas Porpoise, Adam and Jake have to deliver a lunchbox to a locker in return.
An Italian hermit crab named Herman finds a new home in Adam's locker, annoying him. Meanwhile, Jake searches for the legendary "Mermonkey".
Lupe becomes outraged when she sees that a toucan star is making her species look like idiots, Adam debates to end this conflict by creating the "United Species", an animal version of the United Nations. Meanwhile, Jake comes up with a plan to shut down the organization after getting kicked out
The laws of nature says that everyone must have a sidekick, and that sidekick must respect their leader, and Adam and Jake argue over who is the leader and sidekick switching every other duo in the school's respective roles.
Windsor tries to hide from Deb, a gorilla from Cameroon, because he is afraid that he will have to marry her.
Jake trades places with his spoiled cousin Lord Saucypants who is actually the pet monkey of minor popstar Dobie Broadway Jr. but his life is not as great as it sounds.
Everyone except Adam runs scared when thinking that a new student is actually an alien from outer space. They were correct.
Note: This was chapter three in the story line of "Cartoon Network Invaded".
Principal Pixiefrog's ego becomes over-inflated when he wins Principal of the Year.
Jake fills in for Principal Pixiefrog after he loses his voice and bases his morning announcements on shock-jock style morning radio.
Adam gets a job in a gorilla costume to but is surprised when his friends find it offensive to the primates.
Jake has a crush on the substitute teacher, Mrs. Slender loris.
The gang must rescue Slips after he oversleeps in class and is stuck in night school.
Pixiefrog fits students with Citronella collars that keep them in line after finding Jake has "the gift", enabling him to see into the future and causing the other students to panic after foreseeing "the end".
Slips and Carl Mongoose become friends, not realizing that they are supposed to be enemies. After a film explains they naturally are predetermined to do so, they end up being enemies much to the annoyance of Jake and Adam.
Slips decides to become a guidance counselor, but learns that there is only room for one at CDMS.
Ingrid befriends Lola (voiced by Sarah Hagan), a llama who covets her life. Ingrid soon realizes that Lola is trying to steal her life!
Mr. Hornbill arrives at school with an insulting oxpecker bird on his horn (voiced by Lewis Black).
A cheetah takes jurisdiction of Coach Gills' job. Adam and Jake persuade Gills to get it back through a contest.
When the Polar Wing of CDMS starts to melt due to the effects of global warming, the entire school becomes flooded.
Adam's new cologne literally attracts all the girls, (animal girls that is) but when it falls into the wrong hands, Principal Pixiefrog is turned into a human after Adam hugs him.
Jake decides to take Adam to the zoo after school so he can meet his parents.
Jake's obsession for looking at his own butt goes too far.
Note: This episode was banned from showing on Cartoon Network after its second time airing in early September 2007. Cartoon Network's new Executive General Manager (out of Atlanta) pulled the episode after he found it offensive and "too-butt-filled", which was deemed inappropriate and vulgar for the intended audience of children. Shortly after its removal it was nominated for an Annie Award in Writing. However, despite the episode being banned, it is still available through DVD boxsets, iTunes, Amazon Instant Video, Netflix and other online streaming sites and services.
Because of the Duck Boys Mulligans' misbehaving antics, Bull Sharkowski's water headphones fall off and end up in possession of Soupy the Basking Shark.
