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It's a new beginning for FOAMY! And here's a few reasons why. (Also some insight as to what's going to happen with the series)
A boring town makes for a boring holiday. It's a FOAMY HALLOWEEN!
This season, let's not forget about those who don't care about it...
... and now it's confusing again.
Germaine takes up residence in a new town, where Foamy is instantly bored.
Foamy rants about the fun filled Darwinian past time that should be sweeping the nation... out to sea.
Foamy has problems adjusting to the "simple life".
Neo-Neanderthal ticking you off? Foamy has a solution for all your bully-based problems.
Foamy & Germaine deal with a Nor'Easter power outage.
Germaine & Pilz-E wait for meds.
One is more important than the other...
Germaine & Foamy meet the folks next-door.
Germaine forgot one important thing when she moved... it's the return of Begley!!
A new series brings new mail... and Foamy has to read it.
Recent events require a revisit to the topic... because it's not just the bullies that cause problems, it's the inert authority figures that stand by and let it happen.
Roswell thinks he's uncovered the secret past of Foamy!
Germaine gets a job at a place Foamy despises.
Germaine searches for a new job after quitting her old one.
Foamy has a problem with the commute to Germaine's new job.
Pilz-e requests a uniquely blended beverage.
It doesn't matter if you're for it or against it, Foamy puts the issue to rest with blinding logic.
Germaine seeks help with a video game via a hint hotline.
Tired of people complaining that video games are a waste of time? Foamy enlightens the world on the value of this over-looked art form. It's a ready-made rant for your own defense of the media! Use it!
Giant Boobs: Super awesome? Or Man-made atrocity?
In an ironic twist, Foamy, now has to raise money in order to move back to NYC.
Foamy revives his cult and hatches a brilliant scheme to get his image out in the world. This toon is kind of a re-cap of Foamy's Cult plan, since the reboot, I had to work it back in somehow, so there ya go.
A rant about the vicious financial cycle of the ink cartridge.
The Hatta' questions the urban authenticity of Germaine's new 'hood'.
Foamy is unhappy with the out come of a local ninja gig.
Auto Correct makes Germaine look like a chump!
Germaine likes her game life better than her real one.
Partfine comes up with a "brilliant" approach to finding proof that Bigfoot exists.
Stop sticking your fingers in your ears and accept the power of negative thinking.
Mammed Udi has a slight problem with a desktop robot. Useful device, or mind-breaking entity of evil?
Germaine invites Foamy to a gallery opening.
Hatta' wants coffee. Hold the white.
A rant about the recent attack on "violent video games". Blame the parent, not the product.
Pilz-E has a nose problem. (Germaine reads a bizarre interactive book).
Driving can be hazardous to your butt! (No, No one gets raped by a car, but some drivers make you think you were.)
With the exception of the few who can do it right, dub-step has become a mess of inaudible crap. (And no, I'm not bashing the genre, just the posers flooding it.) At this point in my life I consider every form of music to be valid. I just don't like the people who exploit a genre because it's trendy. So that's what the rant is basically about. So don't get bent out of shape by thinking I'm bashing dub-step.
Pilz-E discovers he can speak Chinese while Germaine loses modeling hours because she's "Not The Right Size".
Germaine gets a second job Foamy does not approve of.
A rant about the the over abundant marketing of celebrity perfume.
Foamy creates an easy to use kiosk for his squirrelly wisdom.
Are you fat? Then, according to recent studies, you're causing global warming... Wait, what!?
A hypothetical conversation about dwarf sex breaks Foamy.
Ever wanted to see Germaine naked? Now you can! (Sort of).
From ads to daily usage, certain phone behavior is just annoying.
Foamy & Germaine want to watch two very different things.
A rant about over inflated job titles.
Germaine is the worst... and immune to butt slaps apparently.
Why is everyone allergic to everything? A rant about genetically modified foods
Where do boobs go when they sleep?
A rant about people who get all up in yo biz.
The Pizza Dude Returns in this very special NSFW episode of Neurotically Yours.
Germaine is having trouble getting back into writing. Could be her meds.
A rant about the rush job companies do on consoles & games in hopes of fixing everything with a day one patch.
A rant about our over-medicated society. Wake Up MAN!
Germaine has "relationship" issues (even though she's not in one).
Tired of Geek Culture becoming an exploited mainstream fashion trend? Foamy feels your pain!
Foamy had a previous owner? WTF!?
Germaine takes action and tires a new approach to life.
Did you know you can order magical boobs online? Y'know, just in case some creepy pizza dude doesn't like your new look...
What could be on Foamy's Mystery Cassette!? (The song Foamy mentions is an actual song called "Brawl At Da Hut" by Jiker.
Tired of sick people spreading their filth everywhere, everyday? Foamy feels your pain.
Gamer Chicks always be gettin' hassled.
Foamy has advice for people seeking advice, or giving advice.
Why are people so offended when they're called a genital?
Why does everyone want you to be happy when you just aren't?
Pilz-E invents a new color and Germaine learns of an evil GMO side-effect!
A simple discussion turns dark in the coffee house.
Gather 'round and recite the Foamy Cult Oath!
What dwells deep in the depth of the bottomless pit?
A rant EVERY gamer needs to watch! CHECK YOUR MIC SETTINGS!
Does swearing give you super powers? (It's a mini episode)
It's NOT a coaster!!!!
Think before you write!
The Hatta' visits Germaine for lunch... and doesn't care for what's being served.
Sometimes Horror & Romance just should not mix..
Germaine uses magical chest fat to get larger tips at work. Foamy is unamused.
Germaine gets fired?! Why? Because boobs...
Germaine plans out a new career while Foamy plans his escape from her idiocy.
Foamy leaves Germaine? What!? (This is the first episode where Foamy leaves Germaine to go out on his own, starting a split storyline for the two characters. How will each cope without the other? What will Foamy do on his own? Will Germaine spiral out of control without Foamy's supreme logic guiding her daily life? Who knows!? Germaine will still have Begley & Pilz-E to banter with, but Foamy will be on his own for awhile.)
Cheerleaders have it rough!
Germaine gets her boobs back! (And then some)
Foamy meets a new "owner"... or new verbal assault punching bag... whichever you prefer.
A Talk over bagels & coffee reveals something Foamy isn't too pleased about...
Foamy doesn't care for his new living arrangements... but doesn't mind the girl who lives there.
A Sexy Coffee Ad cause Germaine & Franklin to have a bit of trouble minutes before opening their new coffee shop.
Foamy and Sue Z. talk about zombies... well, at least Foamy does.
Begley has a brilliant idea on how Germaine can kill herself...
Germaine gets a little carried away with her access to free lattes.
Nice weather... it would be if it wasn't for all the people!
Foamy & Sue Z. June crank out another batch of Squirrel Songs!
A rant about "traditions" ... that probably shouldn't be at this point..
Pilz-E wants to watch a gratuitous horror film...
Preachy Gluten-Free Person all up in your face? Toss this episode right back at 'em. A rant aimed at the over-the-top gluten free person in your life. (No offense to those allergic to gluten, this one is aimed at those who feel everyone on the planet should bend to their gluten free will. Sorry... I like gluten.)
Germaine's brain breaks... but there's a Dr. Who convention that needs attending!
An episode that turns everything on it's head and redefines Germaine's character.
Epic Cross-Over? Maybe. 4y-Records Returns! (At leas until people stop shopping there and it closes down).
Foamy fills in some of the gaps during Germaine's "episode".
Germaine celebrates Day of the Dead... at least in her own, weird way.
Foamy comes up with a brilliant plan for a new super hero team!
Why are women so concerned about eyebrows?
Pilz-E needs a ride to the post office to mail out an important postcard.
Foamy makes amends with the Coffee House Guy.... Kinda.
Germaine & Anchovie have lunch together? This can't end well....
What's wrong with attractive people? Nuthin'... unless....
Can Foamy get Sue Z. June to laugh with silly noises?
Germaine seeks advice from Pilz-E on all things not really there... and who better to ask then a drugged up squirrel?
Some people just have no appreciation for music...
Germaine's cries for attention go a bit too far...
How can someone who doesn't talk be so expressive?
Another six months have passed and Germaine has a new perspective on life.
Would you like to take a survey? Foamy gets asked for his opinions on his tech-support.
Using the restroom is a complex thing...
Germaine takes people watching a bit too seriously...
Foamy Vs Claw Machine!
Never bring a squirrel with you to go food shopping.
A logical perspective on immigration? Say it ain't so!
Can you be racist against food?
Germaine notices something strange in a local thrift store...
For those who don't know, YouTube has started to implement an "Advertiser Friendly" approach to content. Meaning if ones content is too risky (i.e. sw**ring, v*lgarity, vi*lence, s*xuality, and so on) it will be flagged "Not advertiser friendly" and thus can not be monetized by the creator. This has already effected a number of my videos and will probably effect a lot more. So a large portion of an income I relied on will quickly disappear. Sad to say, but after 15 years of posting content to the internet, this is one of the worst things I've seen happen to a large creative community. The effects will be far reaching and I fear a number of people will skew their content merely so they can monetize their work. With that being said SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE CONTENT CREATORS. (Even if it's not me) Seriously. There will be so many people financially hurt by this move. Creators have made YouTube a place worth going to and denying them compensating outlets is a rather cruel show of appreciation.
When your underground hair style goes mainstream... it all loses it's meaning
Foamy breaks into song while waiting for a bagel.
Foamy is upset with everyone being too scared to participate in Halloween...
A short song about the Presidential Election. Enjoy!
Start FREAKIN' OUT! The end is near (of Germaine's story)
Things get a bit clearer.
Now it makes sense....
There's a conspiracy in your phone!
Pilz-E gets hold of a "magical tanning cube"...
Cabin Fever? Foamy is flippin' out being stuck in the house!
Protesting... because some people are doing it wrong.
One of the most volatile Foamy rants in over a decade just might "Trigger" you!
Germaine has a problem with a local "car wash".
Because the world is dumb enough...
The mail goes on... forever!
Foamy has ideas for a unique profession.
