"Simple solution: I break into her college and I change her degree to accounting. Easy. On my way out, look up at the blackboard, what is that? Impossible math equation? I solve it. X equals Y, obviously. Professor comes up to me and says, "I've been working on that for 50 years. Why don't you accept this math trophy?" By the time he turns around, I'm gone."
Andy ❤

loading replies

I wish life was a little like Parks & Rec. Like, what's the point of being just as April if everybody hates you and you can't achieve anything because you're not likeable? I mean... All this potential... Going to waste... Oh my, I'm such a miserable person.

loading replies
Loading...