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  • 2017-01-06T05:00:00Z on YouTube
  • 20m
  • 9h 20m (28 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy
A sarcastic man with immortality looks at terrible horror movies, video games, toys, cartoons and even food, (both popular and obscure) and tears them apart with his sharp wit, meta jokes and referential humor. Also, he's Canadian.

28 episodes

Season Premiere

2017-01-06T05:00:00Z

9x01 Ice Cream Man

Season Premiere

9x01 Ice Cream Man

  • 2017-01-06T05:00:00Z20m

Clint Howard kills people and puts them in Ice Cream. He also gives people Ice Cream with bugs and eyeballs in it. Just something he does.

No one knows what this pig’s name is for sure but this is Dingo Pictures’ take on Charlotte’s Web… or Babe… or I don’t know what they were trying to do, and neither did they.

2017-02-03T05:00:00Z

9x03 The Secret of Anastasia

9x03 The Secret of Anastasia

  • 2017-02-03T05:00:00Z20m

The truest telling of Anastasia ever as she is followed by talking musical instruments and is chased by Russian Cobra Commander. Also THAT Secret… wow…

2017-02-17T05:00:00Z

9x04 Anastasia (Golden Films)

9x04 Anastasia (Golden Films)

  • 2017-02-17T05:00:00Z20m

Watch in awe at Golden Films’s attempt to cash in on Anastasia with annoying side kicks and Rasputin taking over Russia!

9x05 Anastasia (Dingo Pictures)

  • 2017-02-24T05:00:00Z20m

Rasputin attacks with his cartoon bombs making Anastasia lose her mind and decided to live with an old weirdo, until, Anastasia from the Bluth movie shows up in male form.

9x06 Resident Evil 7: BioHazard

  • 2017-03-03T05:00:00Z20m

My thoughts on Resident Evil’s return to a more survival horror style than the more action based titles since the 4th installment. It’s a HD VHS sandwich or something!

9x07 Beauty and the Beast (Bevanfield)

  • 2017-03-17T04:00:00Z20m

A telling of Beauty and the Beast so painful that you’d think it came from Dingo Pictures but, NOPE! It’s a British production by Bevanfield Pictures who somehow managed to get some real actors like Christopher Lee! (This is also where the ugly guy came from.)

Cabin Fever gets a really stupid remake, yay! This is from an alternate reality where Dingo Pictures remade Cabin Fever.

2017-04-14T04:00:00Z

9x09 Fortunate Fawn

9x09 Fortunate Fawn

  • 2017-04-14T04:00:00Z20m

It’s finally happened. The time for Fortunate Fawn is here… Is this anime REALLY worth $1 or even 33 cents? Tough call. Also this was once called The Yearling.

2017-04-28T04:00:00Z

9x10 Cabin Fever Remake

9x10 Cabin Fever Remake

  • 2017-04-28T04:00:00Z20m

Cabin Fever was a film that sure didn’t need a remake. SO IT GOT ONE! No Eli Roth directing but it’s still his same old script… yay.

I give my thoughts on the Japanese continuation of Transformers and start to go over its funniest moments. Especially because of the ridiculously awful English dub the series received.

My top 10 funniest moments from Transformers Headmasters with it’s hilariously bad English dub! Watch out for Unicorn!

The Final Chapter of the Alice show tries to contradict absolutely everything ever introduced into the Resident Evil film series. It’s astounding…

The Alice Saga aka Paul W.S. Anderson's Resident Evil series is finally over! But they're going out with a bang as almost every second of this movie is wrong!

We're back at Notre Dame for Goodtimes's take on the Hunchback tale. Prepare for Jetlag as this adaptation gives us more AND less than ever before!

9x16 Ali Baba & the Gold Raiders

  • 2017-07-26T04:00:00Z20m

Brad, Allison and Phelan team up to look at one of the most abysmally animated nightmares ever created by someone who isn’t Dingo Pictures. But they’re gonna need a little help from Harry Partridge!

I go over the history of how we got the DBZ Big Green Dub and then take a look at Strongest Guy in the World!

Burbank’s version of this story almost forgets about Quasimodo but at least there’s lots of doofy Frollo. Also Esmeralda might be a witch.

9x19 Beauty and the Beast (Burbank)

  • 2017-09-08T04:00:00Z20m

It’s Burbank’s spin on Beauty and the Beast! Featuring a bunch of lies and a lanky looser Beast who yells NNOOO a lot.

2017-09-22T04:00:00Z

9x20 The Wicker Man

9x20 The Wicker Man

  • 2017-09-22T04:00:00Z20m

I'm finally talking about the wonder that is the Nicolas Cage remake of The Wicker Man! Watch out for those Bee Women! How'd he get beared!?

2017-09-29T04:00:00Z

9x21 Hercules (Goodtimes)

9x21 Hercules (Goodtimes)

  • 2017-09-29T04:00:00Z20m

Hercules is the best, at least he certainly thinks so, but someone else got to be king so he complains a lot about it then does some horrible labors to get his mind off his mother.

I review and compare both versions of this episode! Egon and Slimer get their bodies swapped as Peter and Janine get their voices swapped in the redub!

SamHain returns and takes over the Ghostbusters Firehouse but there is a far greater threat in this episode: The Junior Ghostbusters!

9x24 Nice Cats (Dingo Pictures)

  • 2017-11-10T05:00:00Z20m

No one else seemed to be knocking off The AristoCats so it’s Dingo Pictures to the rescue 25 years later with Nice Cats!

2017-11-22T05:00:00Z

9x25 Wabuu (Dingo Pictures)

9x25 Wabuu (Dingo Pictures)

  • 2017-11-22T05:00:00Z20m

The Wabuu movie tells us the full story of Wabuu being a jerk to everyone. Also this has an English dub far worse than any other Dingo Pictures movie I've covered yet. Prepare yourself for the EastWest Dub!

2017-12-01T05:00:00Z

9x26 An Angel for Christmas

9x26 An Angel for Christmas

  • 2017-12-01T05:00:00Z20m

Angel comes a to town run by an evil flange factory, who’s owner totally isn’t a Scourge stand in. It's some more Goodtimes with An Angel for Christmas!

The Little Angels would bring darkness to even the brightest Christmas. Unfortunately our heroes aren’t having anything close to that as they are living in a remote cabin and love to sled off cliffs. It’s another Goodtimes/Golden Films Christmas miracle!

A Christmas special so good it disappeared for years! With a voice cast that really shouldn’t be in a production that has had so little effort put into it’s animation. The Rapsittie Street Kids will show you the true nature of horrid 3D cartoons.

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