This is the complete routine of "Down" on the Kinect game Dance Central on the Hardest difficulty... which is Hard.
I was getting several requests from people (ALL OF THEM WOMEN, I ASSURE YOU) to upload the uncut dances. I said sure.
I was just capturing for the review, so by no means do I perform perfectly. I still get a solid 90%, but I'd rather get 100%.
Also, he is literally an egg wearing a suit.
It attacks when you least expect it.
Big thanks to my friend Lauren Moore for helping me make this video! (And no, we are not dating. And no, I am not single. Sorry, ladies.)
A HUGE thanks to Nintendo for supplying the Nintendo Wii U and games, and a huge thanks to Brand About Town for the opportunity!
Forget boobs! Let's go over the top ten Dicks in games! Dicks. As in, like, penis. Actual penis.
Original Title (April Fools' Day): Top Ten Boobs in Gaming
Original Description (April Fools' Day): The absolute definitive list of the Best Boobs in Games!