Rab is back living with his mother, because he is unable to say to Mary that he loves her. Family member Screech is living with the Nesbitts. Rab and Jaimsie go out on the town to pick up women.
Rab is living rough out on the local dump, when he gets some sad news concerning his mother.
Rab and Jamesie take a spiritual trip to the Buckfast Abbey brewery.
Rab needs to wear glasses after having his eyes tested and Mary is reluctant to go for another smear test.
The Govan local tv station gets excited when both Rab and Jamesie are accused of committing murder.