We have done swedish food. Swedishly. Deal with it. Some might argue this is italian food, but this is what we eat on a wednesday. SWEDEN!
Swedish Meatballs. They are good for you. Lingonsylt are for Swedish nationalists.
WE DONT LIKE THAT
Sidepork. Its swedish bacon. Salty and awsome. Hard to comprehend? WE DONT CARE! Enjoy the food. And remember: Pre-dinner mayo is GOOD FOR YOU!
Sometimes when you cook swedishly, the food is destroyed. This is natural. Chop your food. Chop your friends. Chop the world. BECAUSE ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Tubing it up. Also: Stroganov. ITS A NAME! Problem? Deal with it. Swedish name? OF COURSE NOT! Swedish dinner number 5! HATERS ARE WELCOME
Pancakes. Lots of you wanted to see them. Like this? WELL EITHER WAY ITS GOOD FOR YOU! Pre-dinner mayo with pretty spoons? Obvious case is obvious.
Swedish Smörgåstårta (translated: Sandwhichcake) is a cake of undeniable destruction and oblivion. Beware though.. If you are not Swedish and try to eat it, you might just loose yourself in it.. Or even worse: Your soul.
Dinner is served.
Swedish breakfast is the second most important thing of the day. Mayo is more important. That's how we gain our overwhelming power. Now; Destroy the food. Next; Destroy the world.