When you want facts, there’s only one form of entertainment that you can turn to: the documentary. Known for their unbiased viewpoints, documentaries like Fahrenheit 9/11, 2016: Obama’s America, and Loose Change give you the unvarnished truth, regardless of how much money their creators stand to rake in by sensationalizing viewpoints that confirm what people already want to hear.
We’re proud to say we’ve discovered another documentary, Flying Saucer Mystery, that gives viewers the truth, the whole truth, and several ugly 1950s guys. Presenting hard, incontrovertible facts such as “I can’t be sure, but it looked like a flying saucer,” and “I didn’t get a good look at it but it was probably 50 feet in radius, or was that diameter, I can never keep those two straight,” this documentary proves once and for all that idiots will say anything to get on TV.
Featuring video footage that makes the saucers in Plan 9 From Outer Space look like the aliens in Independence Day, Flying Saucer Mystery probes deep (ha!) into the mystery of our neighbors in the sky. Get it now before the government can [REDACTED]
