Newlywed Margie wants desperately to please her husband Tim, so she learns about soft balls and sheet testing. These are just a few of the thousands of hot and sultry "Cooking Terms" that every new wife must learn (what did you think we were talking about?). Watch with the "Marital Riffs" couple as Margie races against time, stupidity, and the harsh reality that pizza delivery hasn't been invented yet to finish lunch before Tim comes home.
