Rob "Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle terrorizes video screens with his obnoxious hair and bad rapping. He hangs out with the father from Alf, who coincidentally has a daughter named Kat who Ice seems to be "hungry" for. Is Ice an alien? Is Ice Alf in disguise? Why do fish get more screen time than the token black people? What happens to Willie now that Alf discovers him? AND WHY IN GOD'S NAME IS THERE A SCENE WHERE ICE SIMULATES HUMPING A DUDE ON STAGE???? Find out the answers to these questions and more in "Cool as Ice."
