4x04 Chapter Sixty-One: Halloween

That was surprisingly tame for a Riverdale Halloween episode.

• I still doubt they'll kill off Jughead. He's one of the most popular characters and if Cole didn't actually want to get out of a contract then I can't see him dying. Maybe it's some secret twin brother, a fake death or some other weird Riverdale stuff. Or maybe it's the Black Hood or Hiram under a mask.
• Blossom family going crazy as usual - Senile grandmother and two highschoolers taking care of baby twins? Yeah, sure, no big deal! We'll also treat the never-rotting corpse like some small inconvenience instead of getting Cheryl the help she (and everyone else) needs. Maybe her suddenly appearing twin brother Julian can talk some sense into her whenever he appears because we don't let things stay dead in Riverdale.

Only in Riverdale would someone be buried alive, someone talk to their corpse of a Brother, someone fights off a serial killer, someone gets pranked by their insane Sister, someone has to defend kids from being shot while dressed up as a superhero and someone gets pranked by their principle. Only on Riverdale.

So a creepy doll appears a couple of times, and that leads Toni to agreeing to go dig up a literal corpse and keep the corpse around? Fucking why? Just deal with the slightly creepy doll. That's way more manageable than living with a literal corpse.

The principal vandalizing a student's expensive car. What a totally normal and sane thing for an adult to do to a teenager.

I don't trust Mr. Chipping (Jughead's new teacher). A lot of characters are problems and/or screwed up but they are in your face problems, I'll keep an eye on Mr. Chipping. Where was all the dirt coming from and creaking when Jug was in the coffin? How long was the teacher there? They also slipped in about the Triplets a short bit ago not all of a sudden in this episode. But it was simply a mere mention of it by nana Rose.