As Nathan rushes to tell Fi the truth about Jase's sexuality, there's two versions of events.
There's the one where he tells her. And the whole sado-masochistic love triangle with four people in it comes crashing down in several completely unexpected and disastrous ways.
Then there's the other version, where he doesn't make the bus, but instead gets in a fight with Derek the anal retentive drug dealer and ends up covered in paint. In this version, instead of telling Fi he loves her, he ends up owning a cancerous rabbit called Mrs Snuggles - but does he get the girl?
Which one happened? You'll have to wait to find out...
