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Ian is annoyed with how obsessed Anthony is with Siri, so he throws it at a wall. Siri begins to feel different.
Sgt. Anous (Ian Hecox) teaches you how to become a cop!
Ian finds a REAL Death Note, but will he use his newfound powers for good or evil?
Mimes are banned from performing in public and forced to try living lives as normal people with regular jobs.
LYRICS
The greatest thing ever just happened to me
(You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be
I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!)
First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug
Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack...
"Only eat one, young man" F**K THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack !
No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug.
No more mommy! No more dad! Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give a f**k
My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so I yell "f*k" "s*t" and "darn" every day.
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I leave the door open while I take a big poo
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on
My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks. They didn't let me watch Bambi, what a bunch of dicks!
No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time! No more hugs! And if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug.
No more mommy! No more dad! Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had
I'm eatin' shards of glass 'cause I don't give a f**k!
No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek
No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm 'bout die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
No one to tell me to not take candy from strangers
No one to te
Two people in sky-blue bathrobes try to force Anthony into becoming part of their "Religiotology" cult.
Many episodes were filmed for The Twilight Zone but some of them never made it on the air. Here are the rejected episodes.
Everything goes wrong after Anthony locks his keys in the car in the middle of nowhere.
This is a public service announcement for all Facebook users.
Anthony gets interrupted by Jigglypuff on his way to wake up Snorlax.
A terrible accident results in Anthony losing all his hair permanently.
After being kicked out on the street, Anthony has to start his life over.
Are we allowed to show them on YouTube?
This guide will help any guy who's ever had an awkward instance of hugging another guy.
What if your favorite video games were actually realistic?
Anthony gets trapped in a porta-potty when he gets stuck in the door.
What happens when you bite a radioactive spider? You become the most badass super hero of all time - MANSPIDER!
Anthony finds a keyboard that allows him to manipulate the real world by using computer shortcuts.
Anthony's 7 year-old cousin tries to explain what happens in the Twilight trailers, and we made a video based on her interpretation!
After Ian realizes his Draw Something pictures are coming to life, he and Anthony decide to have a little fun with it.
Here are some very helpful tips to help you cheat on your girlfriend. They are all completely plausible and will all definitely work. I swear.
Anthony and Ian mysteriously disappear while shooting an episode of "Lunchtime w/ Smosh" for their second channel. Two weeks later this footage was found.
Over the years, Mario has starred in hundreds of games. Even ones that don't make sense like "Dr. Mario" and "Mario Teaches Typing". But there were dozens of far stupider games that never made it to store shelves. These are the Rejected Mario Games.
Are you suffering from a lack of energy? Other energy shots not doing the trick? 15 HOUR ENERGY guarantees 15 hours of energy to get you through your busy day.
Ian wants his own Russian mail order bride but doesn't exactly get what he wants.
An amazing secret club called "People Eliminating Nefariousness 15" is revealed. If you aren't part of the club, you're missing out. This is a badass song about it to prove just that.
Charlie uses his powers to swap Ian and Anthony's hairstyles.
Anthony and Ian thank their viewers for reaching 5 million subscribers on their main channel on YouTube.
Anthony and Ian program buttons to hack real life and do whatever they please.
Anthony and Ian get a new Bot Best Friend in the mail and Ian's mom warns him to never put it in the 5th friendship mode...
Nearly all movie sequels are completely unnecessary. What will the next stupid movie sequel be?
Anthony goes to the DMV to get a new driver license photo.
Liam Neeson returns as Bryan Mills, the retired CIA agent with a particular set of skills who stopped at nothing to save his daughter Kim from Albanian kidnappers, and rescue his wife who was held hostage. But who else was taken BEFORE all that, when he was much younger?
The new iPhone 5 is finally unveiled to the world with some amazing new features.
Food Battle 2012 is almost here!
Ian and Anthony remember their first day of high school and wear some hot outfits to impress the ladies.
When Ian gets stuck in the woods, Bear Grylls shows up to help!
After Anthony gets hired for a acne-cream commercial, he gets a huge zit on his face and has to hide it from the commercial's director.
A new breakthrough clinic gives you the perfect look you can only get from PHOTOSHOP!
Ian and Anthony (and Anthony's dad) are called upon by Zordon and turned into Power Animal Rangers to help save the city.
Ian and Anthony work together to get rid of their Call of Duty obsessed roommate.
For the seventh consecutive year, Anthony and Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite foods can do more every day tasks. Who will win? Who will DIE?
●LYRICS●
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs
You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
This is what happens when you watch too much Honey Boo Boo Child.
Wii Sports was a major success. Nintendo has sought to improve the sequel for its new console, the Wii U.
When Anthony gets his very own Pikachu, he and Ian imagine the possibilities.
With the recent rise of dubstep usage in commercials, a mysterious man (Mike Diva) shows how dubstep can transform this company's boring commercials.
For years the sub-species of Homosapien known as "The Average Girlfriend" has been a mystery, until now. George Zazz (Ian Hecox) explains this mystery.
What if all TV shows were realistic?!
Anthony and Ian go on an adventure to find out what happened to Santa Claus after realizing no one got presents this year.
Anthony and Ian continue their adventure to find out what happened to Santa Claus in this epic finale of the two part Christmas special!
We celebrate another year of Smoshy goodness with awesome video remix from our friend Mike Relm!
