Patrick's morning routine is revealed.
SpongeBob learns that his cereal box offers a free toy, so he camps out next to his mailbox to wait for his treasure to arrive.
Patrick gets an offer to write a song, but he can't remember anything. When he wrote his first poem, he got hit by dodgeballs! It seems like Patrick had made a song, but it is horrible and they can't play it on the radio station. So Patrick puts the song up on the antenna, and it is so bad, it starts an angry mob!
A very bad motorcycle gang is coming to Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob tries to warn everyone, but at first, they won't listen. Then, everyone sees them coming and panic. Now what will they do?
A new soft drink causes Mr. Krabs and Plankton to both worry about their restaurants, and they work together to find the secret of the soft drink.
Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob and Patrick to spy on Plankton.
SpongeBob and Squidward star in an instructional boating video with Squidward as the good driver and SpongeBob as the bad driver.
Mr. Krabs pits SpongeBob against Squidward in a work contest, promising the winner a fabulous prize. The challenge is to find out all of the customers' names. When they cover almost all of them, Squidward tries desperately to find out the name of a grumpy man.
After receiving a good review from a food critic, Mr. Krabs decides to sell SpongeBob merchandise. Including pens, aprons, coasters and even a Spongey Patty! However, the patties turn whoever eats them into a sponge zombie.
Squidward refuses to play with SpongeBob, so SpongeBob makes a ventriloquist dummy of Squidward. But everyone prefers the dummy over the real thing!
After he is late for work by one minute, SpongeBob is worried that it'll happen again, so he decides to move into the Krusty Krab. At first, Squidward completely enjoys the fact that SpongeBob's no longer living next to him, but Mr. Krabs is concerned when SpongeBob is taking up too much space in his office and, worse of all, scaring away his customers.
Plankton freezes the Krusty Krab in an attempt to get rid of its customers. However, the restaurant still finds its success by turning into a popular ice skating and hockey rink.
SpongeBob falls in love with a Krabby Patty and blows off all of his friends and their activities
When Squidward finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick have been sneaking into his room every night to watch the sunrise, he installs an electrical fence to shield them away. But when he accidentally get zapped by his own fence, he turns into the happiest guy in town. Eventually, SpongeBob is tired of him when Squidward is stealing his job and his employee-of-the-month fame.
SpongeBob and Patrick are excited because they are going to ride "The Fiery Fist O' Pain." But when SpongeBob has terrible experience in a nightmare, they are both too scared to ride it and stall by riding the kiddie rides first.
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are tricked into fixing up the Chum Bucket by Plankton. SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to make it pizzazzy by stealing pieces from the Krusty Krab and end up rebuilding the Krusty Krab instead.
SpongeBob tries to impress a world-renowned chef named Jim, who once worked at the Krusty Krab. He realizes Jim is much better than him, so SpongeBob writes Mr. Krabs a resignation letter because he is sure that he will be fired and replaced by him. But he later discovers that he won't be fired, and Jim only came to visit, and that the main reason that he quit working at the Krusty Krab was because he demanded that Mr. Krabs give him a raise, only for Mr. Krabs to interpret it as an uproariously funny joke. Jim tells SpongeBob that, while he is a good cook, he will only be a great one when he quits the Krusty Krab.
After reading a story about the bogeyman, SpongeBob becomes scared of the dark, buying night lights in bulk. Patrick admits he is scared of the dark too. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy come to the pineapple and say that there is nothing to be afraid of, after he flashes the Mermaid Man signal. But an enemy of Mermaid Man, known as The Moth, arrives. Mermaid Man has been pursuing him for more than 57 years, and attempts to defeat him. However, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are defeated. SpongeBob attempts to trap The Moth in a lighthouse (that, along with other objects, SpongeBob and Patrick placed onto SpoongeBob's house in order to illuminate it). However, The Moth, who has flight and super strength abilities, flies away, taking the lighthouse and most of SpongeBob's house with him. Once the sun comes up, SpongeBob gets over his fear of the dark.
Mr. Krabs' money talks after an encounter with the Flying Dutchman.
A machine replaces SpongeBob, so they have a contest to see who can make the most Krabby Patties.
Squidward tries to win a dance competition.
Sandy goes away to a science convention in Texas and is coming back. So SpongeBob and Patrick decide to throw a surprise party for her. Everything goes well... until Sandy discovers she has a flea.
Patrick wakes up at SpongeBob's house from a party they had last night. Patrick sees a donut in SpongeBob's hand and takes it. But Patrick then has a guilty conscience about taking the donut.
It is closing time at the Krusty Krab and everyone is ready to go, until Mr. Krabs discovers a plate with a spot on it. So SpongeBob stays to get it off, but it doesn't come off that easily.
It is picture day at Boating School and SpongeBob wants to look his best. But no matter what, he keeps getting dirty one way or another.
Patrick is suffering from Krabby Patty Withdrawal, so Mr. Krabs gives him a lot of Krabby Patties. But Patrick can't pay for them, so he has to do jobs around the Krusty Krab to pay off the debt.
SpongeBob's bully of a cousin, Blackjack, is released from prison and goes after SpongeBob's parents. So it's up to SpongeBob to save them.
SpongeBob accidentally gives himself a black eye. However, when people ask him how he got it, he lied and said a notorious outlaw caused it. But then the notorious outlaw REALLY shows up.
When Mr. Krabs releases a new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy promotion, Plankton gets an idea to use Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to run Mr. Krabs out of business. He hypnotizes them to convince people not to eat there anymore, so it's up to SpongeBob to turn them back to normal.
SpongeBob gets contaminated by a crusty, itchy, green fungus, called "Ick," which spreads onto everything it touches. SpongeBob soon infects the entire Krusty Krab and everyone in it.
SpongeBob switches places with a snooty French chef. But the French chef costs Mr. Krabs lots of money.
SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally mistake a prisoner ship for their boat to summer camp.
Everyone falls for Squidward after plastic surgery makes him irresistibly handsome.
SpongeBob and Patrick have a fight, because SpongeBob is clean, and Patrick is dirty.
SpongeBob's musical tribute irritates Miss Grissle Puss, causing Krabby Patties to be banned from Bikini Bottom.
SpongeBob starts to attract jellyfish when the wind passing through the holes in his body produces music. However, they soon start to become a problem, forcing SpongeBob to hide in a cave.
When Plankton sees a mobile Krusty Krab made from an old submarine, he decides to make his own traveling Chum Bucket to compete with his rival, Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob's klutzy cousin, Stanley, comes for a visit.