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Terry and June are moving to Purley and it seemed a good idea to redecorate the house before moving in. But then they learn of its sinister 'reputation'.
Terry and June must move out of their old house, but a series of crises keeps interrupting their plans to leave. Wendy leaves Roger, and he shows up to stop her.
Guests are coming for drinks, but the new carpet has not been delivered. The new neighbours offer to save the day and have a friend get a rug. When Terry's work mate arrives and says the office has had its carpet stolen, Terry is determined to return what he thinks is the stolen carpet.
Terry's boss, Sir Dennis Hodge, is passionate about two things - work and bridge. When Sir Dennis' bridge partner quits, Terry volunteers to replace him. The problem ? Terry can't play. So, he buys some books and takes a crash course on the game.
When Terry sees some graffiti on a wall, he is disappointed by teenagers' inability to spell. He becomes depressed that the younger generation has no role models. The neighbours suggest that he help their nephew in a competition.
Late at night, Terry and June are reading and she is enjoying a horror story. When tapping starts on the window, she begs him to find out what it is. When he brings in a bird, she decides she wants pets of her own.
Terry gets a brand new company car but has a run of bad lack. First he nearly collides with a police car, then the car ends up being stolen. Luckily the car gets returned undamaged, but then his troubles really begin...
It's June's birthday and Terry arranges for his secretary to buy a gift for her so he can keep it secret. Things go wrong and Terry is accused of having an affair!
Terry's nephew, Alan comes to stay when he lands a job for a cash & carry firm in London. This turns into a nightmare when Terry is arrested on suspicion of being a fraudster!
Terry's Boss, Sir Dennis, appoints his nephew to an executive position in the company. He starts to fire long standing members of staff and replace them with young, fresh thinking ones. As a result, the new blood hire a local disco for the staff's annual dance - Terry and June decide to learn by attending a 'disco dancing for beginners' class.
Terry is not too happy when June takes a temporary job, and when their professional paths cross, life becomes very complicated.
June takes up a hobby - the cello!
When Terry’s friend Malcolm asks him to hide the Christmas present he has bought for his wife, June finds it hidden under the bed and mistakenly thinks Terry has bought it for her.
The Medfords get new neighbours - Tarquin and Melinda. Terry is concerned about his lawnmower as the previous tenant did not return it to him before he left. Tarquin refuses to return it as it has been signed for as part of their household inventory. Terry decides, with the help of his nephew Alan, to do a night time raid on the neighbours' garden shed to get it back!
Terry and June end up getting involved in hospital radio when Malcolm is admitted after a heart attack.
Terry gets the chance to apply for a job in the new branch based in Brussels. Sir Dennis invites himself round for dinner but things start to go wrong when Terry's nephew Alan drops in, together with four Japanese businessmen.
Problem-solving causes its own difficulties for the middle-aged couple
Terry and June pay a visit to Alan's pub and end up running it with disastrous consequences.
An all-expenses-paid weekend away beckons, but Terry falls ill.
Malcolm's continuous affairs with younger women cause a bust up between himself and Beattie, when he receives a Christmas card from another woman.
Terry wins a prize in a company raffle - a 3000 piece jigsaw which he spends the whole weekend completing with June.
Tornado Terry takes up snooker but sells his snooker table, then tries to buy it back as he discovers it might be an antique table...
Tarquin and Melinda pay a visit to show their home movies. This gives Terry the idea to buy a tent from a work colleague so June and him can go camping. As a trial they set up the tent in the back garden.
Terry attends a weekend conference at a hotel and is asked to read Sir Dennis' speech!
Terry gets talked into being an auctioneer by Austin, the vicar.
After June hears a burglar trying to break into their house she decides it's time to buy a burglar alarm. Terry decides it would be easier and cheaper to make his own one, which involves recording a fierce dog barking!
Sir Dennis wants Terry to stand as a councillor and get into the local council so they can sell more fire extinguishers. If he fails to get elected he faces a transfer to the company's Iceland office.
The Medfords take up golf, but when they run into problems with other members at the club, they begin to wonder whether they are cut out for the sport.
Terry decides to take up woodworking, while Tarquin sets up a noise abatement group to try and curb noise from a neighbour who is learning to play the drums.
Terry takes up CB radio and ends up getting stuck in the back of a removal van!
Terry decides to get rid of the sand pit in his garden and replace it with a nice ornamental pool.
The vicar asks the Medfords to give a talk at their local old folks' club. He also suspects there is a fraudulent bingo game going on and asks Terry to straighten it out.
Sir Dennis Hodge wrongly assumes Terry has invited him to Christmas lunch. Things escalate when Miss Fennel and Malcom and Beattie also invite themselves. It ends up with Terry and June having a full house on Christmas Day.
Terry becomes the proud owner of a video recorder, but disaster strikes when he offers to record a programme for the company chairman.
Terry becomes a wine-making enthusiast. Several disasters later, June persuades him that a visit to Boulogne for some duty-free would be much more enjoyable.
More middle-class mayhem with the Medfords. June gets in a pickle when Terry misses the ferry, and a salvo of smelly cheeses dispatches a pedantic car park attendant.
In an attempt to improve relations with their neighbours, June persuades Terry to spend a day with them at a lakeside wildlife sanctuary.
Terry and June experience problems with 'industrial relations' when they have new wardrobes fitted in their bedroom.
While on a train journey, Terry manages to knock himself unconscious helping a lady retrieve her luggage.
A seemingly healthy interest in photography gets Terry into trouble with his boss, leaving June to pick up the pieces.
A diamond goes missing from June's ring, prompting Terry to go on a treasure hunt.
Terry drags June to Ross-on-Wye for a business meeting, and is challenged to a raft race on the river.
The heat is on as the couple decide to have a summer barbecue - but things don't quite go according to plan.
The duo attend a beloved uncle's funeral, but June is unaware of the chaos to follow.
A plumber installs some radiators in the couple's home, but one job leads to another when their neighbours' house is burgled.
Terry is longing to play for the firm's cricket team but Sir Dennis is not keen, given that he thinks Terry is a poor player.
Sir Dennis' loyal secretary Miss Fennell is desolate, when instead of proposing to her as she had hoped, he transfers her to another department.
Sir Dennis asks the Medfords to host Middle Eastern prince Abdul Aziz, with whom he hopes to do a deal.
When Tarquin and Melinda get a new front door ,June decides she would like one, but Terry is too mean to have the new one fitted and does it himself.
Having begun a fitness and diet regime Terry is shocked when he believes he overhears the doctor, on the telephone, saying that he is terminally ill.
When the Medfords find educated tramp Owen Midgeley sleeping in their shed, Terry wants rid of him, but June is charmed when he mows their lawn.
A council refuse van backs into the Medfords' car with June in it but the council will not pay compensation, claiming that she was in the wrong, so Terry takes them to court.
The Rev. Doyle asks for the Medfords' help in equipping a church youth club, so Terry builds a table tennis table.
Sir Dennis is keen to capture the European market and lunches with Swiss businessman Mr. Henri. Malcolm and Terry then both lie and impress Sir Dennis by telling him that they regularly watch European TV via their satellite dishes.
Terry and June offer to run the local pub despite Malcolm reminding Terry that Sir Dennis forbids his employees having second jobs.
Terry loves to be the centre of attention - until he discovers he bears an uncanny resemblance to a criminal.
Terry experiences pangs of jealousy when June arranges to meet a childhood sweetheart. Advice from Sir Dennis compounds the situation.
Terry and June play the cow in the office pantomime but have difficulty getting out of their costume when the hall is evacuated because of a fire scare.
Terry's quest for a more youthful look and the perfect body causes June to take drastic action of her own.
Terry's boss is furious when blueprints for a new talking fire extinguisher go missing.
Terry becomes a butler when his wife is left short-handed while catering for an important dinner party.
Terry's involvement in the neighbourhood watch scheme is not as straightforward as it seems...
June recounts a fairy tale dream at breakfast and later in the day it appears to have come true.
Terry's day gets off to a bad start, but soon changes when he wins money on a premium bond.
Terry buys a goldfish, while June pressures him to get a cleaning lady.
