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The boys want to raise money for Christmas presents. They decide on selling Christmas trees, if only they can fund a lot. After receiving a new shipment of trees they find themselves in need of a new lot once again. Ozzie comes to the rescue when he sets up a deal with a real estate agent to give them a building if the boys will take out his nieces, who recently moved into town. But business seems slow at this location so Ozzy suggests that Ricky plays his music to attract customers. (In 3D)
Tracklisting.... 1.I'm Walking 2.Rock All Night 3.Believe What You Say 4.My Bucket's Got A Hole In It 5.I Got A Feeling 6.Lonesome Town 7.Never Be Anyone Else But You 8.It's Late 9.Your My One & Only Love 10.Travelin' Man 11.Hello Mary Lou 12.Everlovin' 13.Young World 14.Teenage Idol 15.It's Up To You 16.Don't Take Advantage Of Me 17.Trying To Get To You 18.It's Late (2nd Performance) 19.One Way Track 20.Never Be Anyone Else But You (2nd Performance) 21.Mighty Good 22.Never Get Over You 23.I'm Not Afraid 24.Travelin' Man (2nd Performance) 25.Hello Mary Lou (2nd Performance) 26.String Along 27.The Very Thought Of You 28.Say You Love Me 29.Try To Remember 30.Fools Rush In
When Ozzie tries to get some publicity for an ad agency, David and Ricky get mixed up with gangsters. The film doubled as the pilot for the television series
This rare TV special aired only once on KTLA in 1981 In addition to clips with a distinctly Christmas theme, the Emmy-nominated program features original commercials and excerpts from the series that showcase Ricky's singing career; David's interest in trapeze work; and, of course, Ozzie's obsession for tutit-fruiti ice cream.
David has a rival and his name is Will Thornberry - his next door neighbor.
After Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie, he becomes obsessed with poetry
Ozzie decides to diet so he can fit into a pair of size 33 pants.
Ozzie tries to teach David how to be more self-reliant.
Ozzie and Harriet agree that this year they will not have a Halloween party since the last few have become so routine. But after talking with Thorny, Ozzie decides that if they made all the plans then this year's party will be a success. Now that all the details have been decided there is nothing left to do except go to the party...but where is it being held?
Ozzie buys a pair of tickets to the ballet for the policemen's charity drive as a surprise for Harriet. But when she seems unenthusiastic about the show, Ozzie gives the tickets to Thorny, who believes that the show will feature women in bathing suits along the Riviera. Little does he know that the details are correct except that the show takes place in the 1870's.
David is asked to babysit for the first time. Ozzie and Thorny cause problems when they decide to check up on him.
Both Ozzie and Harriet fear the Ricky will be a wallflower at his first school dance.
The Nelson's have Thanksgiving dinner at the home of Harriet's aunt, and the next day Ozzie is going crazy trying to get leftover turkey.
Ozzie buys Thorny a lighter for his birthday.
Harriet decides to try a new hair style but it doesn't go over well with the Nelson men.
The boys decide to go to work to earn extra money for Christmas shopping.
Ozzie and David are recipients of belated Christmas gifts from Grandma Nelson.
Ozzie becomes a braggart when his name is to be in the newspaper, that is, until it appears misspelled.
The Nelsons take on the neighboring Thornberrys on the hoops court.
Ozzie's attempts to keep his family from dwelling on every day worries slowly backfire on him.
Ozzie and Harriet differ over an incident in the newspaper concerning a husband and wife who are divorcing over his enjoyment of playing the tuba.
Ozzie and Thorny get immersed in the story of the military boarding school brothers the Rover Boys.
After years of bunking together, David and Ricky finally get their own separate rooms in the Nelson household.
Ozzie and Harriet worry that David will spend all his money taking a new girlfriend to the dance.
Each of the Nelson's believe they are responsible for the addition of a traffic light at a dangerous intersection in the town.
Ozzie soon regrets a flirtatious moment shared with his dentist's new southern belle receptionist.
Ozzie is scheduled to give a speech but it gets bumped for one given by an Army officer.
While in Herb Dunkle's empty office, Ozzie teaches Ricky how to crack a safe.
Andy Beesley gives Ozzie a new outlook to enjoy life while you can which soon backfires on Ozzie.
Ozzie feigns an illness just to get out of bringing Harriet to the emporium. But Thorny convinces him that they should go bowling since they are giving away a case of Ginger Ale for the high scorer. Just after finishing up, Thorny spots Harriet at the alleys, as the boys make a quick exit. Their secret would be safe except for the case of pop which shows up to their home the next day. Ozzie confesses the story to everyone, including Harriet, who doesn't have the heart to admit she bowled a few games too and the high score may be hers.
Ozzie heads down to the florist in dirty clothes after having played baseball with the boys. He traditionally sends a bunch of violets to Harriet on this day. But when the florist sees Ozzie's clothes and he has to scrap up enough change for the cheap violets, he decides to do a good deed and send the more expensive orchids in it's place. Harriet is surprised by the gift and so is Ozzie when he sees the flowers are orchids. He believes they were sent by his old rival, Cranston Poole, a wealthy playboy type.
While eating breakfast, Ricky notices the box of pancake mix has a slogan which guaranteed "double your money back if you're not totally satisfied with this product," an idea which Ozzie believes someone should challenge just to teach the company a lesson. Ricky becomes that very person and is visited by the company representatives who want to try a new recipe with the pancakes to see how he likes them now. The cakes are topped with chocolate syrup, bananas, peaches, whipped cream and more....
Ozzie has some explaining to do after an encounter with an attractive young door-to-door saleswoman.
To prove a point, Ozzie starts a rumor in the neighborhood by tricking his best friend Thorny.
Ozzie and Harriet sign up for adult education courses at the local high school in the evenings.
Ozzie thinks he's being shrewd when he does some swapping with David and Ricky.
In a sparring match, novice boxer Thorny downs Ozzie, who claims to have experience in the ring.
Ozzie and Harriet decide that it's time they gave eldest son David his own key to the house.
Ozzie and Thorny find themselves tricked into attending a women's club play.
David and Ricky want an increase in their allowances so Ozzie develops a point system for chores.
Harriet encounters a man who worked at an amusement park she and Ozzie frequented when dating.
Harriet overhears a lovely girl compliment Ozzie which leads to curious behavior with the couple.
Harriet tells Ozzie that he is too predictable. When Emmy Lou, an attractive young woman, tells Ozzie that unpredictable men are more exciting, he decides to change his ways, and in the process upsets Harriet's plan to have a new rug delivered.
A pair of chairs arrive at the Nelson's home as a mistake. When Ozzie tries the fix the mix up, it creates further confusion when two more chairs are sent. After trying out the chairs Ozzie decides to keep a pair of them and send the others back. Thorny convinces Ozzie to send his old chairs to the bowling alley. While away, a man comes and removes all four chairs on Harriet's insistence. Later, a knock on the door finds the men from the department store coming for the chairs. The new chairs had been taken to the bowling alley. Thorny receives a phone call explaining the chairs should have originally been sent to his house.
A close friend of David and Ricky's forgets to invite them to a party.
David and Ricky ask permission to work on a newspaper route. But when Ozzie finds out the job begins at 5:30 AM, he decides to fetch and deliver the papers for the boys...which happens to be in the pouring rain. Meanwhile, David and Ricky oversleep. As Ozzie falls deep asleep, Harriet and the boys discover that Ozzie has delivered the papers to a woman's group instead of their customers.
A window pane in the Nelson house is broken and Harriet finds herself having to cajole Ozzie into fixing it.
An old pal of Ozzie's sends David a pipe as a gift.
It is David's 17th birthday and he also has a date with Sally who it is said dates older guys. Harriet shows some old home movies and from them Sally figures out how old David is.
After learning of an anti-noise group's efforts, Ozzie becomes extremely sensitive to any sound.
Ricky intends to make extra money selling a spot remover. He's very successful but when things go wrong to entire family pitches in to help.
David and Will Thornberry's school essays give them both a chance to be mayor for the day during "Civic Day". Now if only Ozzie and Thorny will quit arguing about which son is going to be the honorable mayor.
The family decide it would be a great idea to make a suggestion box as a way to get the families true feelings across. The boys try to butter up Ozzie in order to get him to ask them to go camping once again this vacation. When Ozzie sneaks a peek, Thorny tells him that the messages are only being kind because the family is brow beaten by him. When Ozzie opens the box in front of everyone, the messages are a lot less than kind than he expected.
Ozzie and Thorny find themselves stuck on a rooftop without a ladder on which to climb down.
David wants to start weightlifting and working out early in the morning, while Ricky wants to start staying up late and watching movies on the late show. Ozzie decides to let the boys have their way.
When Harriet loses a sentimental pin, the whole family helps her look for it.
Thorny needs a reference about his fiscal worthiness and asks Ozzie to write one for him. Ozzie as a joke writes a negative one but goes into a panic when he thinks Ricky mailed it.
In this flashback episode, Ozzie remembers back when he was a child during one particularly memorable Christmas.
Ozzie and Thorny decide to rise early and go on a hunting trip but things don't exactly work out as planned.
Ozzie wonders what's up when Harriet tells him to spend a night on the town instead of helping her and the boys around the house.
Ozzie buys cameras for everyone in the family. It doesn't take long for him to get caught in a compromising position on film.
Ozzie gets plenty of weird looks when he tries to return a negligee for Harriet.
After promising to double whatever money his youngest son has left over at the end of the week, Ricky's collection of old pop bottles may cost Ozzie a pretty penny.
The Nelsons wind up with a houseful of kids on a sleepover.
Ozzie gives David a few suggestions on the subject of potential careers.
David's been spending time at Thompson's Garage. Ozzie thinks David may want to become a mechanic when he gets out of school. This is a great idea, until Ozzie talks to Thorny about what his son Will wants to do when he graduates.
Ozzie tries to cure his cold using an old-fashioned remedy he has concocted.
The family talks about clubs initiations as David brings home a pledge for his club. Ozzie and Harriet both become worried when they find cans of paint and a ladder in the yard, believing that these are to be used in the club initiation. Thorny is also worried since his son Will is one of the pledges.
Ricky tries to write to a girl he met on vacation, but Ozzie loses her address. The rest of the family mistakenly thinks Ricky is upset by this, so they try to console him by spending extra time with him. Meanwhile, Ozzie and Thorny look for clues to figure out the girl's address.
David and Ricky both want to enter a Father and Son Ping Pong tournament with Ozzie. In order to make it fair, the boys flip a coin to see who will play with pop in the contest. Although Dave won the toss, Ricky sets him up with Nancy Baker for a high school dance. Meanwhile, Ozzie lends Will Thornberry $4 so he can go to the dance also, and get the Thornberry's out of the tourney.
David's high school holds a ladies choice dance but no one invites him.
David has a school assignment to write an article for the school paper. Unable to think of a subject to write about. Ozzie suggests writing an article about the school's baseball team and it's latest slump.
Ozzie and Harriet anguish over whether or not to allow 13-year-old Ricky to take a 150-mile train trip on his own.
Ozzie decides to cure Ricky of his persistant tardiness.
Ozzie decides to read Hamlet aloud to the family because David is studying the play in school. Before the reading can begin a mysterious stranger named Whitfield appears. With his help, the Nelsons and various neighbors participate in a production of Hamlet in the Nelsons' living room.
Ozzie recalls the time when Doc Williams moved into the neighborhood and how the two men didn't exactly get off to a flying start in their relationship.
The rain trough along the Nelson roof is in need of repair. So Ozzie and the boys start to work, but they stop when they find a robin has built a nest in the gutter.
Harriet writes to 'Aunt Martha', who gives advice through her 'A Friend of the Family' column in the local newspaper.
David is excited about an upcoming dance and it's going to be formal. But Ozzie thinks buying his son a new tuxedo is too expensive so carious options are explored. Ozzie discusses it with Thorny whose boy Will also needs a tux.
After giving David a lecture on saving his money, Ozzie and Thorny indulge in some impulsive buying at the local sporting goods store.
Everyone in the neighborhood wants to use Ozzie's new backyard pool. The trouble is - it hasn't been built, yet.
Ozzie and Harriet are planning a night out for their anniversary but Ricky wants them to chaperone his party.
In order to make closet space, Harriet insists Ozzie get rid of his multitude of neckties.
It's hot versus cold, as Ozzie and Harriet battle over setting the furnace's thermostat.
Thorny orders a load of gravel but it gets dumped by mistake into the Nelsons' driveway.
David is forced to compete with a pal for a job as a theatre usher.
Ozzie and Harriet are invited to a "Come as You Are" party by one of their neighbors.
The Nelsons' neighbor invents an automatic garage door.
Ozzie finds an odd shaped bolt inside a box of junk he keeps in a drawer. When Ricky questions what the bolt belongs to, Ozzie begins a series of fix-it projects in which he believes the bolt had fallen off of. Soon Ozzie becomes obsessed with the bolt.
David learns that he will receive the sum of $50 when he reaches Ozzie's height.
When one of Ricky's Christmas gifts cannot be located, the entire Nelson family's holiday spirits plummet. However, the ensuing search enables the family to demonstrate the true spirit of Christmas.
The Nelson's discuss the importance of sending out "thank you" notes for the gifts they received. But Ozzie has trouble putting into words how much he appreciated the fruitcake he received from Mr. Thornberry.
Ozzie and Thorny scheme to keep from taking their wives out but Ricky's bassett hound interferes in things.
Ozzie and Thorny are entrusted to bring sandwiches and potato salad to a picnic. Big mistake.
Ricky and David each want different decor for their respective bedrooms.
Ricky wants to turn in his old train set in for a new chemistry set.
Ozzie is distressed by unexpected bills and David always seems to need extra cash. He takes a stand when David asks for $10 while Thornberry has the same situation with his son Will. In the end the two dads undermine each other.
After hearing a speech at the women's club about exciting careers for women. Harriet starts to think about pursuing a career of her own, something "old-fashioned" Ozzie is dead against.
David invites his girlfriend Susan over to his home for dinner.
Doc Williams is selling a fancy sportscar, and Ozzie is tempted to buy it.
David has a problem: he has to find a date for his girlfriend's visiting cousin.
Ozzie tries to wriggle his way out of helping Harriet with the spring housecleaning.
A long night begins when Ozzie becomes involved with a movie in which David was watching on TV.
A little girl is following Ricky around, everywhere he goes. When Ozzie & Harriet try to talk to her, she runs away. Ozzie, Harriet, David, Ricky & even Thorny are trying to figure out what she wants.
After a fender-bender, Thorny gets his day in court.
Ozzie wants to throw a surprise testimonial dinner in appreciation of Doc Williams.
Though he hasn't had a piano lesson since the age of nine, Thorny bets Ozzie that he can learn to play a complete song on the instrument within one week's time.
A stray dog attaches itself to the Nelsons, and they can’t get rid of him to go on a planned trip to Rainbow Lake.
Ozzie and Harriet are somewhat concerned when David appears to be heading toward the altar at what they consider much too young an age.
Ozzie decides to make homemade ice cream but it doesn't turn out as well as expected.
Ozzie wants Ricky to play football but Harriet wants him to join the school band.
Ozzie invites an old friend of his to dinner without telling Harriet.
Ozzie and Thorny get into a heated football game with their new neighbor.
Ozzie tries to settle a dispute between David and Rick as to which type of music is the best.
Ozzie's decision to clean the garage causes housekeeping trouble.
The 'Gay Blade' is a new kind of knife sharpener, which Harriet bought, and she expects non-mechanically inclined Ozzie to figure out how to correctly assemble its numerous parts.
No one wants to stay up until 2:37 in the morning to watch the lunar eclipse - except Ozzie. He's determined to snap a picture of the scientific event through a telescope.
Harriet thinks that she and Ozzie are not spending enough quality time together. Ozzie offers to take her golfing but Harriet has other plans.
Ozzie decides to join the volunteer firemen, but the training wears him out and he sleeps through the first fire.
Harriet accidentally takes the wrong car home from the supermarket.
Ozzie gets asked to drive a vehicle in a city parade but notices that his driver's license has expired. Trying to get the license renewed, he gets a hard time from a clerk at the DMV.
Ozzie & Thorny decide it would be a great idea to postpone their chores and go up to Pine Lake for the weekend. Harriet and the boys are busy, so Ozzie promises to look after Thorny's house, while the Thornberry's go up to the lake.
Ozzie is determined to stay in bed all day, but he soon finds out that it's not going to be as easy as he had first imagined.
While digging for worms, Ricky finds some old Spanish coins.
Ozzie's fun day makes a downhill turn when he begins to treat everyone bad.
Psychology student David checks Ozzie's photograph for criminal tendencies.
Someone keeps sending flowers to Harriet and this begins to fluster Ozzie.
David holds his fraternity rush party at the Nelson home and the other members of the family try to stay out of the way.
Along with some other fathers, Ozzie finds himself becoming obsessed with a children's television program.
David paints a Christmas card for his art class and the family decides to get it printed up for use as their card for the year.
Rick and his band get their first engagement to play at a sorority dance. Ozzie and his friend think they might be able to play banjos at the dance.
At the grand opening to a new car wash, Ozzie wins a $50 bill. But the prize turns out to have complications.
Ozzie goes to the store to buy filing cabinets for the boys' bedroom - and comes home with a pool table, instead.
On their anniversary, David takes Ozzie and Harriet to a swanky nightclub.
Ozzie is faced with the daunting task of inflating 1,000 balloons for Harriet's charity affair.
Ricky wants a car of his own. Ozzie agrees but only if he earns enough money to pay half the purchase price.
Doc Williams bunks with the Nelsons while his residence undergoes renovations. Ozzie then begins having aches and pains.
Ozzie is talked into acting as Santa for the Men's Club and also as Scrooge in a short play. He also is asked to sing Christmas Carols with all three things being on the same night. He tries hard to get a Christmas tree and put up decorations on the house but finds it impossible with the other commitments.
The Nelsons are puzzled by a late Christmas gift from Grandpa Nelson.
A stranger with a British accent is passing through town, and he looks exactly like Ozzie.
In order to get new fashion ideas, Harriet decides to attend a beauty show.
Ozzie and the boys decide to surprise Harriet with a new puppy.
As usual, trouble ensues when Ozzie borrows a tuxedo from a neighbor.
David is dating a young woman named Harriet, and the details of their dates strongly coincide with Ozzie and Harriet's first several dates. This leads Ozzie to fear that Harriet will find out about his long-ago date with another woman. Harriet reveals that she has known about it all along.
David invites a pretty Spanish girl to a dance knowing she doesn't speak a word of English, but doesn't count on her bringing her duenna as a chaperone.
Ricky has some unusual advertising ideas when brother David and friends decide to open up a hot dog stand.
Ozzie begins a one man campaign to revive the art of reading.
When the neighborhood children decide to build a treehouse in the Nelson's yard, trouble ensues.
Ozzie is awarded a ride in a new Air Force jet plane because of his efforts in getting an Air Force base located in the community.
Harriet is made editor of her women's club newsletter but runs into trouble when she accepts "help" from Ozzie.
The Nelson family attends a Hawaiian luau.
Ricky gets his first big show biz break when he sits in as a drummer with a big-name band.
Ozzie finds a bargain on golf clubs. He buys three sets, for himself, Wally, and Doc - but they don't want to reimburse him for clubs he bought ""without their authorization"". NOTE: ""Recap"" contains SPOILER.
Ozzie is womewhat disgruntled because he believes his work as club treasurer has gone unappreciated.
David gets a temporary job working nighttime security.
David invites Miss Universe, Carol Morris, to be his date at a fraternity dance.
Ozzie and Harriet wonder whether or not they should question Ricky and David more closely about their social activities.
Ozzie makes a fishing lure out of a feathered ornament from Harriet's new hat.
Ozzie agrees to take care of a neighbor's kitten but doesn't turn out to be the easy job he imagined.
Ozzie and Darby are furious with each other over the matter of a questionable ten-dollar debt.
Ozzie and Harriet wind up as babysitters so that young people can attend a dance being held by David and his fraternity brothers.
Ozzie feels that Ricky is neglecting him in favor of his rocker friends.
Ozzie uses Ricky's tape recorder to spice up things at his men's club.
Ricky and Dave get a gig to play an out-of-town dance but end up in jail.
The Emporium is hosting a contest for customers to name the 'Mystery Shopper'.
Rick wants to go out with a new girl, but she doesn't date high school boys, so Rick uses Dave's fraternity ring and pin to get a date with her.
Neighborhood wives are fuming that their hubbies are spending too much time at the bowling alley.
Ozzie has a strange dream after eating two Triple Banana Surprise sundaes.
Ozzie and a group of cub scouts get lost in the woods.
Things get out of hand pretty quickly when Ozzie gets a yen for tuti-fruiti ice cream.
The boys want to raise money for Christmas presents. They decide on selling Christmas trees, if only they can fund a lot. After receiving a new shipment of trees they find themselves in need of a new lot once again. Ozzie comes to the rescue when he sets up a deal with a real estate agent to give them a building if the boys will take out his nieces, who recently moved into town. But business seems slow at this location so Ozzy suggests that Ricky plays his music to attract customers.
Ozzie is determined that the Nelsons will win the cross-country obstacle race being held at his men's club annual picnic.
Ozzie puts up a Model T in a race against David and Ricky's hot rod.
David meets a pretty flight attendant but has difficulty making a date with her.
Everyone is mystified when a picture of a pretty girl falls from Ricky's notebook.
Harriet goes dancing with an old dancing partner, while a nervous Ozzie stays home and plays poker with the guys.
Ozzie buys a large used safe for the home. Problems ensue, so Ozzie hatches a devious plot that causes upheaval among his neighbors.
Invited to a Men's Club meeting by his father, David makes a suggestion which unintentionally snowballs out of control.
Three girls named Betty ask Ricky to a ladies choice dance at his high school.
Ozzie spearheads a campaign to bring back live band music to the park pavilion.
Ozzie and Darby wager on whether Darby can pull a practical joke on Ozzie within one week. With just one day left to go, Ozzie has is guard up, and he decides to attempt to play a practical joke on Darby.
Ozzie, Darby, Doc, and Joe challenge their wives to a scavenger hunt, in order to determine which is the smarter sex.
The competition is fierce when Dave and Wally place a bet as to which of them can first get a date with a certain lovely sorority girl.
Ricky and his pal attempt to build a television set from a kit.
Ozzie challenges a quick draw cowboy at a store opening.
Ozzie & Darby both claim they caught a large record making trout for the Men's Club, while fishing. This problem is made worse after they take the fish to the taxidermist.
The Nelsons and their neighbors, the Randolphs, try to play Cupid for a bachelor.
Wally catches Dave in what appears to be a compromising situation with a fellow frat brother's date. He suspects Dave has violated the unwritten code of the fraternity: "No Brother shall attempt to steal another guy's girl away from him."
In order to avoid going on a blind date arranged by Harriet, Ricky poses as his friend Micky.
Oz runs into a teacher that informs him that if his son doesn't pick up his work in chemistry, he'll get a failing grade, so he high pressures Rick into studying harder, and forgoing his social life.
Ozzie volunteers at a women's club banquet with predictable results.
Everybody tries to get into the act after David's fraternity decides to give a Bavarian party in honor of new exchange students at the university.
After a new neighbor moves in, the Nelsons decide they are in a rut and should try different things.
Trying to dissuade Ozzie from taking a stag fishing trip, Harriet announces that she's going to take a vacation all by herself.
David tries to date a pretty girl, but everything keeps going wrong.
Dave must decide whether to allow a girl to play on the little league football team he's coaching.
Ozzie's birthday is on Saturday, it's also the Randolph's 25th anniversary on Monday. Joe wants to redecorate their home as a present for Clara. He asks Ozzie's help on how to get Clara to go to her Mother's for the weekend.
Someone enters Ozzie's name in a contest as a joke and he wins first prize---a pony.
Ricky might lose his best galpal if it means pledging David's fraternity.
With David and Ricky go away for the weekend, Harriet invites two teenaged girls to spend the weekend at the Nelson house.
The Men's club decides to put on a bean counting contest-and Ozzie gets stuck with the task of actually counting the exact number of beans to go in a large jar.
Ricky gives a pretty riding instructor guitar lessons in exchange for riding lessons.
When David takes up motorcycling, a worried Ozzie tries to talk him out of it.
Ozzie overextends himself while being a helpful neighbor, and each good deed snowballs into one disaster after another.
Ozzie tries to find out why two children were found hiding in the back seat of his car.
Wally uses a psychology test to trick Rick into going on a blind date with his cousin.
Ricky invites his new galpal and her parents over to the Nelson house for dinner on the same night as Ozzie's scheduled poker game.
Ozzie gets roped into trying to take a photo of a flying saucer for a contest sponsored by the Bijou Theatre. The theatre manager, played by Joseph Kearns, awards $1,000 prize money for the best photo.
Joe Randolph becomes jealous when he mistakes Ozzie being seen shopping with his wife as a romantic affair.
A composite photograph of a girl taken by Ricky ends up being selected as campus queen.
Ozzie's teammate from his college football team pays him a visit.
The local newspaper chooses Ozzie to be the subject of its Neighbor of the Week column.
When David and pal Wally fall for the same damsel, Wally tricks David into giving her a gag gift.
In preparing for a pageant about the town's founder, Ozzie learns some disconcerting information about him.
Ozzie, Joe, and Darby are literally left out in the cold when they go camping with their wives.
In order to impress a pretty Spanish exchange student, Ricky decides to take up bullfighting.
After Ozzie and Harriet attend a lecture on the topic of 'Togetherness', the Nelsons decide to do more things together as a family.
Ricky suspects that a fraternity brother is sneaking around with his galpal so Ozzie advises him to do the same with the brother's galpal.
After Ricky is elected treasurer of his fraternity, Ozzie gives him advice on financial matters.
Ozzie once again jumps to conclusions when David and his galpal are invited to dinner by a young married couple.
Ozzie hopes to convince his men's club to hold a costumed dance this year.
Ozzie and Harriet take on fourteen unexpected weekend guests when the fraternity is cleared out for termite extermination.
Harriet and Clara bet Ozzie that he cannot keep from opening a little black box before the week's end.
David & Ricky buy an old English car, a Buckingham. Although they enjoy it at first, the upkeep of the car winds up costing them more than they can afford.
Ozzie seems to be protecting Harriet after feeling she is been taken advantage of by people.
After learning from his two sons that he talks in his sleep, Ozzie worries he'll reveal Harriet's upcoming birthday surprise. He takes unusual measures to prevent this from happening.
An old pal of Ozzie's offers David a job as a crew member on his ship.
Ozzie invites Darby over for dinner. The simple dinner turns into a big party as more friends are invited.
It seems as though everyone is trying to help David get a job as a law clerk.
Ricky must decide between going to a dance or going up to the mountains with the guys.
The father of David's galpal owns a ranch with a well-stocked lake for fishing so Ozzie and his buddies wrangle an invitation.
Ozzie decides that the family needs to move into an apartment and tries to convince them to follow his advice.
David trails a man whom he believes is faking an injury in order to collect insurance money.
When the women's club takes over a gas station one weekend for charity, Ozzie, Darby and Joe are sure they'll be sweet talked into helping, and resolve to refuse.
The fraternity brothers are short of funds for the swimming pool they want to build in back of the frat house, so they plan to put the squeeze on their fathers by luring them to a Dad's Night steak dinner.
Ozzie and Harriet make plans to surprise each other on the date of their wedding anniversary.
A pretty girl who put a dent in Ricky's car offers to be his slave until the debt is paid off.
Ozzie tries to interest Harriet in his activities so they can be together.
It's up to Ozzie to get Ricky's galpal to a surprise party in her honor without ruining the surprise.
David is borrowing money from everyone he knows to help out a friend. When Ozzie misinterprets a letter from a finance company to David, (it's an advertising flier), he thinks that David's car in being repossessed. Oz and Harriet think that David is in deep financial trouble.
In order to impress a girl who works at a circus, David and Ricky put together a trapeze act.
The local Women's Club needs a guest speaker, and Ozzie is nominated.
If Dave and Rick don't return their dates to the dorm by eleven o'clock, they will be locked out by their strict housemother.
Ozzie and Harriet are receiving a visit from a couple they met when away for a weekend through mutual friends but are having trouble remembering who they are.
A girl has a crush on Ricky and her friends devise ways to bring them together.
David tries to impress the senior partner at his law firm.
Harriet tells a tall-tale about the magic that her dishes possess.
Rick volunteers to assist a professor with his chemistry experiments on Saturday night to avoid having to take two girls to a fraternity dance on the same night.
One of the founders of the Men's Club is returning to town and Ozzie's in charge of getting T-shirts welcoming him back.
Ozzie is determined to ride his rented bicycle all the way uphill to Blueberry Rock.
David strikes up a relationship with an old elementary school classmate, who has now grown up to be a beautiful elementary school teacher.
Rick, Wally, and Zeke search for summer jobs.
Ozzie and Joe try to duck out on a promise they made to their wives that they would attend an upcoming lecture with them.
Rick and his fraternity brothers get roped into painting their girlfriends' sorority house.
When Harriet gets disappointed because Ozzie forgot to tell her anything about his day, neighbor Joe Randolph suggests that he make things up.
Ozzie wants some peace and quiet on a weekend vacation but Harriet has other ideas.
A newspaper article mistakes the fraternity's intentions regarding disbursement of funds raised from their junk drive. The frat brothers must scramble to set things right.
After Dave's boss, Mr. Kelley, asks him to do several menial tasks, Dave feels like he's not getting anywhere in the law profession, so he considers quitting his job and entering the advertising field.
Ozzie lets nieghbor Joe Randolph store his new boat at the Nelson home.
David falls for a girl, but she's been going out with brother Ricky.
David is anxious for his boss to give him a raise.
Ozzie and Joe Randolph exchange horrible gifts.
Galpal Joyce begins knitting a sweater for beau Ricky but when it takes up too much of her time he begins seeing another damsel.
Ozzie's friends decide to go play golf instead of helping him fix the plumbing at the Nelson house.
Ozzie and Harriet think David is planning to get married real soon when they get invited to dinner at his galpal's house.
David hires a pretty girl to be his boss's secretary when the regular gal takes a vacation.
Ozzie and Ricky break into neighbor Joe Randolph's garage to retrieve a borrowed lawnmower.
After meeting a girl who works in an emporium, Ricky applies for a Christmas job there.
David and Ricky's fraternity decides to throw a Christmas party but there's no piano to be found.
It's time for the Campus Queen contest and Rick gets assigned to count the ballots.
Rick's girlfriend becomes jealous when he keeps bumping into a klutzy girl.
Ozzie and Joe scheme to make their wives jealous.
David gets his briefcase mixed up with that of someone else.
The Maynards with their daughter Joyce are visiting the Nelsons where Ricky meets Joyce and invites her to a Frat party which may be at a mountain cabin on a lake. The Nelsons offer to be chaperones so that the party will be at their house much to the relief of the Maynards (especially Harry). However the party appears not to be at the Nelsons nor the Frat house. The Nelsons drive up to the mountain cabin and only find the Frat house poker party. Ozzie calls Harry Maynard throughout episode to find out where the party should be and finally upon Harry's suggestion they drive to the Pine Lodge to speak to the desk clerk (Richard Deacon), but still no party. They return home to find that the party is in full swing at their house after all. The story being that the party started out at the Frat house but when the record player broke down, it moved to The Nelsons. However, Ricky and Joyce are still missing and are located at the Maynard's house. They leave for the party. Also the Maynards
Ozzie inadvertently invites the wives to come bowling with the guys.
Ricky's frat brothers think he's been giving out information about fraternity activities to a school newspaper gossip columnist.
David plays the judge over the rightful owner of a dog when two boys claim it to be their's.
When a girl paints a portrait of Ricky, Ozzie and Harriet worry that elder son David will feel slighted.
In David's absence, Ozzie and Harriet decide to deliver some important papers for his boss.
David scores a hole-in-one on the golf course but when the story hits the campus newspaper it's pal Wally who did the deed.
Wally stands up his galpal using the excuse that he was visiting a friend with a broken arm---Ricky.
Ozzie and Harriet babysit for a neighbor's son when his mother goes to the hospital to have a baby.
Ozzie, Ricky, and David disagree over which form of self-defense is best and they might get a chance to find out when they take jobs as guards for a detective agency.
Members of a sorority refuse to have anything more to do with David and Ricky's fraternity until they improve their dressing habits.
A pen and pencil set is among some old items found at the Nelson household.
With the help of Bruce, Dave schemes to secretly sell Rick's old drum set to a pretty girl, who both he and Rick want to meet and ask out on a date.
Ozzie and Joe make a bet with their wives that they can prove men have greater extra sensory perception than women.
Rick's late Great-Uncle Walter left an envelope for Rick to be opened on his 21st birthday, and the entire Nelson household can hardly wait to find out what's inside.
Getting a free used television set from neighbor Joe becomes a very expensive proposition for Ozzie.
After their wives insist that they escort them to the women's club dance, Ozzie and pal Joe decide to take dancing lessons.
Ricky and his fraternity brothers find the cost of dates with their damsels getting higher and higher.
While David and bride June are on their honeymoon, Harriet decides to re-decorate their apartment.
The fraternity brothers rent out a room to one of their professors.
David returns to the office from his honeymoon and promises to keep in touch with June but his assignments might make it a hard promise to keep.
A neighborhood youth club calling themselves the Tigers asks for Ozzie's help in fund raising for a secret project.
Rick is put in a position where he must grade his girlfriend's English exam.
Ozzie is upset when a loud barking dog interrupts their peaceful fishing trip.
Rick and his date get invited to Dave and June's apartment for dinner.
Harriet is made custodian of the books when her women's club decides to purchase a gift for their retiring president with trading stamps.
Rick takes over a friend's milk delivery route as a short-term favor.
Campus rumor has it that Ricky is going to give his fraternity pin to damsel he's only taken out a couple of times.
Ozzie is selected to judge a neighborhood pet show.
There's a tradition in the Nelson family that a wife must bake a special cake in order to remind a husband of upcoming anniversaries. June Nelson might have to do some baking as it appears that David has forgotten their upcoming anniversary.
The niece of Joe and Clara Randolph arrives for a visit and Ricky is asked to show her around. Needless to say, this affair does not please his gal Norma.
June badly wants a new lamp for their apartment but David says they don't have enough money in their budget.
Harriet hires on as the new cook for Ricky's fraternity which leaves Ozzie with the task of fixing his own meals.
Ozzie tries to ease the fears of young Barry who's scheduled to have an operation removing his tonsils.
Ricky's fraternity house is in danger of being put on scholastic probation.
Fraternity brother Wally confesses to Ricky that he can't afford a fancy dinner at a plush restaurant.
Ozzie and Harriet get lonely because they haven't heard from David and June lately.
David ropes Ricky into being a date for the daughter of an important client of his firm.
Ricky and pal Wally begin spending a lot of time in the campus infirmary but it's not because they're ailing. It's because of a pretty nurse.
Young Barry pesters Ozzie and Joe into taking him on a fishing trip with them but then the lad's mother informs Ozzie that she plans a surprise party for her son on the same day as the planned outing.
After re-doing their sidewalk, Ozzie and Harriet try to find a place to keep the cement block with the handprints of young David and Ricky.
Rick serves as best man at the wedding of his friend Jimmy and has to deal with a flirting maid of honor.
A woman wants David's law firm to sue a local bakery because she claims it stole her favorite cake recipe.
When David and June leave town for the weekend, Ozzie gets the idea to use the place during their absence.
At an art exhibit, Ricky spies a very attractive item but it's not one of the pieces. It's a sculptress.
Ozzie and Harriet plan a trip down to Mexico. Then the Randolphs announce that they want to come along too.
Harriet accepts the chairmanship of her women's club's annual children's dance.
Ozzie agrees to produce a children's play for Harriet's women's club but members soon begin overwhelming him with their suggestions.
Ricky sends a picture of himself to his grandmother and adds a loving inscription but a girl on campus sees the photo and thinks the inscription is about her.
Ricky can't seem to get any privacy on his dates with a hot chick named Gloria because his frat brothers keep tagging along.
David tries to persuade his firm's secretary, who quit in a huff, to return to her position.
David invites June's old beau to dinner but then ends up stuck at the office with his new secretary.
The Nelsons start a company to promote Wally's new idea of a children's game.
Ricky buys his galpal's little brother a boat model and ends up spending more time helping the boy put the model together than he does with his gal.
David wants to test a camper truck he'd like to buy but wifey June's idea of roughing it is to stay at the Holliday Inn.
During a ski trip, Ricky and his frat brothers play a prank on Wally when they tell him that a pretty skier wants him to take her to a dance.
When Harriet and Clara are late for dinner, Ozzie and Joe decide to turn the situation into a practical joke.
A high school girl moves into a new apartment building. It doesn't take her long to be infatuated with one of the building's tenants--David Nelson.
Ozzie and Joe decide to parachute jump for their club's annual sports show.
Ricky and his girlfriend unload a baby goat on Ozzie and Harriet.
After a rainstorm prevents Ricky and Wally from meeting their dates at a mountain resort they decide to ask two other girls.
David isn't exactly thrilled with the idea of June decorating his legal office.
Accidental publicity stunts make Rick and his frat brother's instant celebrities.
Results are bizarre when Harriet and Clara draft their husbands to help put on a bazaar for their women's club.
Ricky's fraternity brothers seek David's legal advice when their landlady decides to rent the building to a sorority instead.
Ricky hosts a musical festival that includes his own band with David interviewing the guests backstage.
Ricky desperately wants to impress a pretty coed but keeps failing miserably.
After receiving some strange messages and observing her husband's strange behavior, June concludes that David is working undercover for the FBI.
Ozzie and Joe go fishing and complications develop in the form of two fashion models.
Newly married Ricky forgets to wear his wedding ring on campus and gets asked to a sorority dance by a pretty girl.
Wally tries to get into shape but his ego expands along with his biceps.
Ricky's frat and a rival frat have a bet regarding possession of a blue moose trophy.
David takes a client to dinner at a restaurant while back at home June has already prepared a meal.
Wally's penpal arrives in town desperate to meet him but it turns out the picture he sent her was not of himself.
David can't afford to take June with him to a lawyers' convention until the rest of the Nelsons pitch into help.
Harriet and Clara aren't exactly thrilled when they're chosen to safeguard the proceeds of their women's club's charity bazaar.
June's penchant for being late may cause trouble for David who has a dinner date with a client who's always punctual.
Ozzie and Joe are supposed to collect articles for a rummage sale but they palm the task off to others and go bowling instead.
Rick is forced by Wally to make a business loan using Fraternity Treasury Funds.
David must escort a girl to a dance who is wearing a mermaid costume.
Ozzie disguises himself as a swami fortune teller at a University Woman's Club function.
Ozzie, David, and Rick try to convince their wives to let them go fishing.
Kris is upset because there were no wedding pictures taken of the cake cutting.
David needs to find an easy way to tell June that he doesn't want her to be his secretary.
Ricky and Wally thow a surprise birthday party for the college dean of students in hopes of getting him to rescind his ban on fraternity dances.
Ozzie and Joe decide to impress their wives by wearing their old service uniforms to an Armed Services dance.
Wally installs his television set in Ricky's house but then he stays and stays and stays.....
Harriet and Clara plan a romantic hayride with their husbands but it conflicts with their poker game.
Rick gets hired as a law clerk at David's firm when the work starts piling up.
Rick fills in for pal Wally at the malt shop unaware that Kris is preparing a special meal at home.
Harriet and Clara get their husbands to enter a newspaper contest entitled "Why I Love My Wife."
Rick's casual comment about a girl who works across the hall from him arouses Kris's curiosity.
When Ozzie gives Ricky's old printing press to some neighborhood children they use it to publish a gossip sheet.
Wally devises a study system.
Kris wants to spend a romantic weekend in the mountains with Ricky but he wants to play poker with his frat brothers.
Wally asks David to write him a letter of recommendation for a job but David can't think of anything good to say.
Kris decides to join Ricky at college so they'll have more time together but she eventually becomes a nuisance to his balancing a job and classes.
The neighborhood kids entrust Ozzie with their jar of pennies but he decides to borrow it for an evening of poker unaware that the jar contains a valuable coin collection.
Kris comes to the aid of members of Ricky's frat who've agreed to do a comic ballet for the women's club benefit.
The college dean gets Ricky and his pals to help the school set a record for staying in bed for the longest time.
Ozzie gets a so-so score on Harriet's marital quiz.
Kris tries to get a feuding Wally and Ginger together again.
Kris thinks she'll appear more feminine to Ricky if she plays weak and helpless.
Ricky and his frat brothers think that an exotic dancer would make a great housemother.
Ozzie discovers that a precocious neighborhood child is winning money playing chess.
Ozzie, David, and Ricky find themselves in an awkward situation when they're discovered alone in a restaurant.
Harriet wants a petition to make Wives Day a Holiday.
David becomes the advisor for Ricky's fraternity and discovers that the members are living well beyond their means.
When Ricky grows a beard it set off a chain reaction among his male friends and relatives who all decide to grow beards too.
Rick tries to conceal a Great Dane, intended as a surprise gift for Kris' birthday
Ozzie and Joe get carried away at an auction and find themselves the owners of a pile of junk.
Kris's old girlfriend comes back to town to live permanently in Hillsdale but stays with Kris and Rick instead of searching for her own apartment.
Ozzie and Harriet find themselves caught in the middle when Ricky begins badgering employer David for a raise.
Harriet comes down with a bad cold so loving husband Ozzie gives up his golf date to serve her breakfast in bed.
Kris wants Ricky to display her picture on his office desk.
Ricky gets involved in the recruitment of a high school football star and commits a violation.
An old girlfriend returns a painting that Rick did for her many years ago. The painting then becomes an object of jealousy between Kris and Rick.
Ozzie is on the spot when Clara introduces him as Joe to a visiting friend.
Harriet receives a rose a day from a secret admirer, whose identity eludes a befuddled Ozzie.
Ricky tries to patch up a spat between Wally and Ginger only to have it backfire.
June decides to help David in his law office by becoming his unofficial private eye.
Ozzie tries to get out of a bridge game with the neighbors by pretending to go fishing.
The fraternity brothers throw a party in Ozzie and Harriet's honor.
Rick and his fraternity brothers use a secret tunnel in a scheme to retaliate against the Betas, who stole their blue moose head.
The Nelsons and Ricky's frat brothers are worried when they learn that Wally has included embarassing items about them in a book he's peddling to a publisher.
Kris has left an important message for Rick. The trouble is, Wally has torn it into six pieces to use as paper to write IOUs, which he has issued to several fraternity brothers.
Ozzie and Joe impulsively accept an invitation to have lunch in Mexico City. Will they be able to make it home in time to make a planned dinner date with their wives?
Using reverse psychology, Ricky tries to cure Kris's extravagance by threatening to buy a horse
David takes a few days vacation time but he's constantly worried over the fact that Ricky might be goofing off back at the office.
Ozzie and Harriet visit a ghost town in search of antiques.
June volunteers David's services as a pie taster for a TV cooking show but can he pick out his wife's pie?
Members of Ricky's fraternity begin dumping their laundry off on Kris and she soon comes to resent it.
Ozzie and Harriet are chosen to entertain a visiting Arabian prince and one of his wives.
After Wally receives a traffic ticket, he hires David to fight it.
The neighborhood Tigers Club gets Ozzie an unusual gift of appreciation.
The Nelsons and Randolphs pay a visit to a dance club.
June tries to maneuver hubby David into taking her on a vacation to Hawaii.
Joe is consistently late which really irritates Ozzie.
Ozzie helps a neighborhood boy get a job in David and Ricky's law office.
Repair work in David's office building causes him to move his office into his own living room.
Ozzie accidentally damages a surprise birthday present for a nine year old boy he's been babysitting.
Ozzie wants to convert the boys' old room into a den with a pool table but Harriet wants to keep it the way it is for sentimental reasons.
