Season 2015 2015

Ant’s (finally) back and he lets us know that over the break he did a ton of TV watching, had a New Year’s party, and lost big at poker. We take a look at a few of Rat’s scuba diving pictures, see a clip of Mike Calta serving up Bubba the Love Sponge, and we watch a video of legless Jennifer. Mike Calta calls the hotline to chat about how his “relationship” with Bubba started, his hatred for Bubba these days, and to discuss the clip we saw between the two. We watch a “dare dance” from Ellen that ends with a few issues, hear a spanking story out of Florida, Ant reminisces about getting belted as a child, and he shows us a “bang out” video between a dad and son. A few of the callers get through (WHYYY???), we learn that prick Al Sharpton takes money from companies in exchange for not crying racism, read a story about the “Black Brunch,” and go through Monday’s mail and some shitty Christmas gifts. We check out a tour of Skid Row via drone, see a spectacularly stupid chick at a gas pump, talk about the new movie “Selma,” the guys play the “would ya” game with the legless chick, we see how Walmart handles thieves, and end the show watching a pastor making it rain in a ghetto ass church.

The show kicks off by hearing about a robbery in the Bronx that led to another police shooting, Ant and KtC talk about the set of balls on Mayor de Blasio and his wife, Ant’s tell us about his latest brush with the law, and we see Rich Vos’s dad. Ant shows us a vibrator that syncs with your watch, expresses the need for 3D porn, custom makes a “real doll,” and we watch a video for the “Real Touch.” Luis J. Gomez joins Anthony is studio to tell us where he thinks the porn industry is headed, the guys then discuss the ups and downs of social media, reactions to race, the old days of news reporting, and some people’s lack of self-responsibility. They also chat up guns, Luis’s upcoming gig on “ShipRocked,” society’s addiction with cell phones, how “Big Brother” is now us, and the expectations going forward with technology. The show wraps up by talking about Luis’s many podcasts, Ari Shaffir’s asshole, hot bitches on Instagram, and the future of the UFC.

Wednesday’s show starts by discussing the Islamic terror attack on the satirical French publication Charlie Hebdo, the news hypocrisy surrounding what happened, and we watch a few despicable clips regarding this incident. After we hear from a few of the charming callers, Adam Carolla calls in to talk about Ant’s upcoming appearance on his show, they chat about being able to speak openly on your own podcast, and the standards people are held to these days. They also discuss the Charlie Hebdo attack, the media, and the black community regarding suppression, access, and acknowledging the truth. Ant voices his hate for staying at people’s houses, we see how ghoulish Joe Biden is, see a creepy game show dude, and Ant tells us how he woke up early and listened to OandJ. We get an update from Bobo on his UPS job, watch a firework plant explosion, see a couple of clips on how NOT to handle a gun, hear about a naked gal stuck in a chimney, watch the trailer for the new Bruce Willis movie “Vice,” and Ant ends the show with a DUI checkpoint video from Florida.

Club Soda Kenny is in the house and the guys reminisce about some of the past events that went down at SiriusXM, they yap about the current state of the police, and about how it’s going over on the Opie and Jimmy show now. We see a video of a cop that “kept his cool,” Kenny tells us his thoughts on Bill de Blasio, and Ant talks about the Bill of Rights, Piers Morgan, and the old days of “protecting and serving.” We watch a non-cooperative video that ends in tasering, hear about a comic who was beaten on stage, a woman killed during a carjacking in El Dorado Hills, and see the new TACS t-shirt design available now at AnthonyCumia.com. Ant sets the records straight on “doing crack,” tells us about a soccer coach sending a jerkoff video to the entire soccer team by accident, and chats about how easy leaks are due to having multiple devices. Kevin Pollak calls in to talk about Ant’s upcoming appearance on his podcast, the guys shit all over bed and breakfasts, discuss people recognizing them but not realizing where from, Kevin talks about his poker game, we get a few “spoilers” from the movie The Usual Suspects, and hear about Kevin’s movie “Misery Loves Comedy.” Joe Currie talks about Brother Joe’s podcast, we watch a few PSA’s, a police shootout video from Seattle, and end the show with a story about a Playboy themed party.

Monday’s show starts with a rundown of Anthony’s trip to Cali to do Jay Mohr’s podcast, Kevin Pollak’s podcast, and Adam Corolla’s podcast as well as a few awkward moments that occurred while there. Ant then talks about his towel usage in hotels, a possible jizz pizza, the wonderment of aviation, airplane panic, and flight technology. We quickly discuss AirAsia’s black box being found, the callers weigh in, Ant and KtC shit on “female time,” we see a clip from Ant’s appearance on Kevin Pollak’s show, and Anthony shares a few past relationship stories. We go through shitty Christmas gifts and Monday’s mail, learn about the upcoming “Most Offensive Song” contest, and hear some past submissions from the XM days. We get an update on Charlie Hebdo, see a video of White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest responding to the President not sending a top White House official to represent in Paris, watch a clip of Margaret Cho from last night’s Golden Globe Awards, learn that Lena Dunham deleted her Twitter (who the fuck cares?), and wish Howard Stern a heartfelt happy birthday.

Ant tells us about the feedback he saw on Reddit regarding his appearance on Adam Carolla, he sets the records straight about an Opie and Corolla feud, and Ant defends his Billy Joel tweet from last night. We learn that “Morality in Media” thinks the movie “Fifty Shades of Grey” promotes torture, we see the trailer for the movie to judge for ourselves, we watch the new Terminator trailer, and Ant questions WTF anyone would have a small TV these days. After Ant is done online shopping for a TV, he shows us some adorable jihadist pics, the newest Charlie Hebdo cover, and then goes through a few photoshopped pictures. Ant chats terrorism, TSA checks, shows us a cop “shooting” surveillance video, reads us a story about a jilted wife in China, and tells us about “Sugar Baby Schools” and delves into the website for it. We then see a home movie of a baby with a gun, Ant talks sports (what the?), we watch some rioting that ends in tear gas, see a homeless man that ends up very dead for not complying with the police, and the show ends with new stats on gun deaths vs automotive deaths, how the face of terrorism has changed over the years, and photoshopped school pics.

Wednesday’s show starts with Ant blaming the Legion of Skanks Podcast for waking up with a hacking cough, he talks about the difference in podcasting methods, and shows us a clip of the ladies from “The Talk” laughing about a wife who chopped her husband’s cock off. Anthony then debates double standards, the lack of being able to have open and honest discussions, shows us Miley Cyrus’s new nude picture, and talks about the irony of the NFL’s new PSA ads. Ant moves to the poker table with Nick DiPaolo to discuss how being “PC” differs in the UK vs America, the lack of journalistic integrity, and the guys bond over their love of Jews. They watch Nancy Grace debating 2 Chainz on pot, talk about social media’s ability to take lie and run with it, people who choose entertainment over news, Ohio State’s “celebration” after a football game, liberal media, and commercials that emasculate men. They also talk about double standards when it comes to honesty in comedy, Patrice O'Neal, the importance of timing in comedy, they revisit the Ohio State clip, and wax about the militarization of the police. We hear all about Nick’s prostate, Ant then gets so worked up talking about consent and optics that he pulls a Colin Quinn, and the boys wrap up by talking about drone technology.

A pistol packing Ant begins by telling us that KtC is off to the Cayman Islands to scuba dive, then discusses home invasion scenarios, and teases us by mentioning that detectives visited him earlier. We get into the big “Dick Poop” Oscar story, watch a few awful Neil Patrick Harris clips, go through Oscar nominations, hear about the Razzie Awards, and watch a few trailers from nominated movies. We learn about a protest in Boston, hear of a possible John Travolta trolling incident, listen to Pope Francis talk about the limits on freedom of speech, Anthony conveys his thoughts, and we read a satire by P.J. O’Rourke from an old National Lampoon. Ari Shaffir joins TACS via Skype to talk about his comedy special “Paid Regular” that air’s on Comedy Central tomorrow, Ari defends his horrific asshole, the guys debate how far friends should go for a goof, they chat about different podcasting setups, and the call wraps up by getting an explanation on Ari’s on-air kiss at UFC. We go back to P.J. O’Rourke’s satire and compare it to the Charlie Hebdo situation, Ant tells us he’s going to the NY Horror Show, we go through the attendees, watch a trailer for “Bonnie and Clyde vs Dracula,” see a clip of last night’s “Guilty by Association,” hear a story about a cyclist out of Oakland, and Ant ends the show by talking about scared reporters and lesbians that were mistaken for dudes.

M.L.Kumia starts today with a sweet speech, tells us that MTV is airing in black and white for MLK day, that the media is now calling Billy Crystal homophobic, and we attempt to find out what Brian Williams thinks about his daughter getting her ass eaten on HBO’s “Girls.” We hear about KtC’s trip to the Cayman Islands, TACS trip to the Macabre Faire Film Festival, watch a close call with a truck on the NJ Turnpike, notice a Chip Chipperson cameo at UFC, and see some old pictures from the Cumia family photo album. @ThirtyEightDD calls in for some “sexy talk” that's anything but sexy, we move on to a teacher sex news story, and learn some fun facts about MLK and black inventions. Ant reads a story about runaway teens from Kentucky, we see what some teens get from a good night’s hustle, a caller suggests a ghostly video, and then hear about a Ralphie May show “high” in Colorado. HydromaxBathmate.com sponsors the new “Most Offensive Song” contest for TACS, Ant shows us a “Heeldo” demonstration, we hear Michael Moore’s douche bag opinion on American Sniper, find out that De Blasio is hanging out with Al Sharpton, and end the show with a video of a completely clueless reporter.

We jump right into Tuesday’s show by being introduced to Anthony’s new hole and then actually examine her hole. We read more feedback (and back peddling) from Michael Moore regarding American Sniper, see a trailer from the movie, watch the “Nation’s Pride” trailer from Inglourious Basterds, question where the outrage was with the sniper scene in Saving Private Ryan, Ant critiques American Sniper, and we hear what the ladies on The View had to say about the movie as well. After some caller drivel, we watch a Seinfeld clip, go through the mail, check out the Borgata’s MLK menu, see a video of a bitch brawl, one of a machete wielding break-in, and get a Lady Di update. We get acquainted with Zomb-G, watch a highly illegal drone video, look at pics from the Sausage Castle, see a gal throwing breakfast at the cops, hear about a Florida teen posing as an OB-GYN, and lastly, we watch “The Try Guys” at a gun range.

Today kicks off with a rundown of last night’s State of the Union, the Twitter feedback, and Ant offers up his pros and cons regarding the event. He then jumps into this thoughts on a new PC game he played called “H1Z1”as well as one called “Day Z,” and the guys from PKA Podcast join the show to talk about MMO gaming, how they started their podcast, their day jobs, scenarios they’ve encountered while gaming, and give everyone some gaming advice. Anthony then discusses how the Second Amendment varies from state to state, gets into some “Asian news” with an insane video and a salty suicide story, we hear about a man getting cooked to death in a sauna, and read an article that claims “Cannibal Cop” has an on-line dating profile. Ant admits he’s enjoyed being solo around the compound for the last few days, we get the details of the “Most Offensive Song Contest," watch a clip of Jenny Hutt rapping with NKOTB, and find out that Ant will be doing Red Eye on January 29th. Ant confesses he is a “Howie wannabe,” we do a “savage break” by watching some Islamic lovelies, we witness a windshield impaling, and watch a video of what happens to a no respect having asshole in a fast food restaurant.

Thursday, January 22, 2015
Sporting a faux coif, Anthony breaks down some #TBT pics, tells us about Kevin Smith’s new movie “Tusk” and plays the trailer, confesses that he gave the game “H1Z1” another chance, and then shows us a killer cop dash cam video. We learn that Darren Wilson was cleared in the Mike Brown shooting, watch an odd cut in a NASA video, and see a typical sports dad. Ant relocates to the poker table to join Luis J. Gomez and Dave Smith from the Legions of Skanks Podcast to chat about his appearance on their show, swastikas, a new scientific report claiming women on top during sex is dangerous, their worst sex injuries, and teachers having sex with students. They also discuss feminists, the cloud invading privacy, watch a dad addressing the racism and bullying his daughter encountered, and the importance of words these days. Luis brings up a takedown video at a Florida Walmart due to a concealed weapon which leads them to talk about gun permits, gun violence, shooting at ranges, the second amendment, and the show ends with Ant pontificating on gun responsibly and introducing the guys to the Hydromax from Bathmate.

Monday starts with a bit of #Blizznado talk, we wish SkyMall arividerchi, watch some news coverage on the big storm, and Ant lets us in on his plans should the power go off. We hear about Anthony’s night out, learn about a stripper midget and then play a little game of “would ya,”we’re treated to yet another clip proving that shitbag Rev Al can’t read, see a new video of a police shooting and get the NAACP’s reaction to it, and a caller suggests we check out “The Color of Fear.” Benedict Cumberbatch apologies for using the word “colored,” the callers get their say, we get a breaking “blizzard alert,” check in with Nucky Thompson, and watch a cop dash cam video with a noncomplying cunt. We read a plus sized model’s story, watch a clip of the TLC show “My Big Fat Fabulous Life,” Ant gives out more info on the “Most Offensive Song” contest and hears a couple of early entries, we go through Monday’s mail, and end the show checking back in with the weather that now includes a bit of backpedaling.

The big 100th show kicks off with a blizzard update, a few pics of “snow damage,” apologizing about overselling the storm, and hearing about a fatality. Ant talks meteors, Taylor Swift’s Twitter and Instagram accounts being hacked, Taylor Swift nudes, Taylor Swift grandma panties, and Taylor Swift’s belly button. Seriously, Ant loves Taylor Swift. Drones are back in the news, we watch a few explosive videos, and Rich Vos calls in to congratulate Anthony on his 100th show. The guys chat about everyone’s need to do a podcast, addictive tendencies, gambling, Rich gives a PSA on drinking and racism, they discuss the importance of Jews, choosing your wording correctly, Bonnie sticks up for Rich’s speech impediment, and the guys wax about the radio they used to do together. We get new info regarding vehicle tracking, Ant and KtC disagree about the government dictating people’s actions during certain weather conditions, hear about a wannabe state trooper busted during a lie detector test, and Ant tells us a Brother Joe lie detector story. The chick with three tits gets busted for a DUI, we get an update on (still a fat pig) Penny from “My 600lb Life,” people’s love/hate when it comes to reality TV, watch a killer’s lack of apology in court, and learn that we will soon investigate squirting live on TACS. A caller discusses cum vs. squirting, we check out a snatch diagram, KtC and Ant have a three-way with the co-hole, and we wrap up reading a story about a mom screwing her daughter’s teen ex-boyfriend.

Ant starts the show thanking everyone for joining his AMA on Reddit last night, further explains some of the answers he gave, we learn that Bill Burr is in the Australian news for being “offensive,” that Howard Stern has an opinion on Sam Smith, find out WTF Sam Smith is, and discuss not realizing that celebs were gay back in the day. We see the Go Daddy ad that was yanked from the Super Bowl for being “cruel,” Ant suggests a replacement ad, talks about the “Most Offensive Song” contest, and plays the trailer for the new Fantastic Four movie. Comedian Josh Wolf calls in to talk about his upcoming gigs at Gotham Comedy Club, his hernia surgery (fucking ewwww), the side effects of Vicodin, shitting habits, the Super Bowl and “deflate gate,” and rule breakers in sports. We watch a video of some convenient store shenanigans, a news story about a student charged with assault on his high school teacher in NJ, one about teacher/student sex in the teacher’s lounge, and Anthony opens the phone lines to the callers. Ant then gets into a story about Michelle Obama in Saudi Araba, shows us the trailer for a new reality show called “Sex Box,” chats about TV’s obvious attempts to shock the public, and reminds everyone that he’ll be on Red Eye this Thursday.

Ending TACS week, Ant vows to get his haircut, gives us a few teasers for tonight’s Red Eye, and talks about the parties he’ll be hosting this weekend. We see a drone PSA, one from Australia for not sleeping in the road (the fuck?), a clever PSA for domestic violence, watch a news clip about a melee at City Hall in St. Louis, and get turned on to the “Gangsta Hotline.” After a few lovely calls, we learn Gwyneth Paltrow suggests steam cleaning your vag, watch a video of the “V-Steam” treatment, get an update on “The Rent Is Too High” guy Jimmy McMillan, and Lady Di calls in to give us an update of her own. Ant moves to the poker table with Mike Bocchetti to talk about Michael Moore, gambling, not censoring yourself, issues with management, technology changing the sex and dating game, hairdo’s, and the difference between NY and Cali comedy clubs. Mike tells us about the work he’ll be doing for Interrobang, they discuss how cartoons have changed, “Stuff Dudes Like,” Mike tells us a story about a gal and potato salad, and they chat about old-school commercials and TV shows. They then talk about a man arrested for his emoji use, go through a list of “unsafe” children’s toys from the 70’s, reminisce about cigarette ads and the violence allowed in cartoons when they were kids, and end the show talking about the “Most Offensive Song” contest and banging skankarooni’s.

Monday starts with Ant presenting his new haircut, talking about the Super Bowl halftime show, the crazy last play of the game, his Super Bowl party, and uninvited guests that came by. We go through some of the commercials played during the game, Bobo calls in to explain himself, we see a video of a “singing” downs girl, and watch a clip from a show called “The Specials.” We hear the latest “Groundhog news,” find out that Chris Christie is less than graceful, look at the 2016 list of potential presidential candidates, watch a throwback clip of Dan Quayle, and hear about police issues in Pine Lawn. Anthony goes through Monday’s mail, we see Penn and Teller talking about vaccinations, hear an adorbs story about Travis’s daughter Riley, and Ant tells us about his latest trip to the strip club. Lady Di attempts to call in (DENIED!), we talk about Bobbi Kristina’s health issues, a woman with no womb giving birth to twins, and revisit squirting versus pissing. Ant reads an absurd story about a suspended 4th grader, we watch “black street magic," see a “saggy pants” and “time check” prank that both don’t end well, and find out that Vermont Teddy Bear wants you to make them a commercial for their “Fifty Shade of Grey Bear” to be played exclusively on TACS. The callers have a few inquiries, we watch a naughty gal in a public library, and wrap up with a caller letting us know that there are plenty of public library masturbating videos out there so of course, we check out another one.

Tuesday starts by learning that insane ISIS burned one of their Jordanian hostages alive, Ant discusses Obama’s lack of a plan, talks about social media’s impact on propaganda, how other countries handle brutal behavior, and gathers that ISIS is bored of beheading. Ant tells us that he was surprised to see a shit-stirring video Bobo made at the compound regarding Opie and Jimmy’s show, we learn about Big A’s involvement, hear Bobo’s call to Opie and Jimmy to explain himself and listen to their reaction, and the callers (including Stalker Patti and no-filter Paul) express their views. Ant briefly brings up Val Kilmer’s throat tumor, Bruce Jenner transitioning into a freak, and then, comedian Brent Weinbach calls in to talk about his “Gangster Party Line” video, his short film “I Don’t Dance,” the ease of releasing videos nowadays, and tells us about his upcoming work. While Ant adjusts himself, KtC talks about the “Most Offensive Song” contest and plays a few new entries, we then watch a video of bat shit crazy Randy Quaid, and end with a news story and clip of a dolphin seduction.

We begin the show with a clip from the movie “God Bless America,” Anthony then discusses how technology will be our ultimate demise, expresses disgust with the picture of the Jordanian pilot being burned alive in newspapers, and talks about passing the point of no return with internet videos. Ant doesn’t give a fuck that his Twitter was hacked, the hacker (who sounds a lot like Chip Chipperson) calls in to explain why he hacks, and after seeing a clip from Space Balls, Ant and Rat disagree over how great that movie was. We talk white privilege and the news story about Conrad Hilton’s arrest, see (part of) Paris Hilton’s new titties, take a look at that monster Jocelyn Wildenstein, Ant gets a partial explanation about last night’s weird tweets from @Jritthouse, and covers how the excess of cameras have disproved and exposed a lot of things. We watch a dashcam video of a plane crash in Taiwan, one of a 747 cargo plane, see a couple of dashcam scams, and Ant tells us about an episode of Columbo that would never fly these days. Joe List joins the show to talk about his Letterman appearance, drinking and anxiety, movie theatre stress, documentaries, and people’s obsession with taking useless pictures and videos. The guys also chat about the executions in Jordan, a former high school coach getting twenty years for hidden camera videos, Bruce Jenner “transitioning,” being labeled politically, transgender news reporter Zoey Tur, how being trans effects families, forcing religion, and Joe impresses us with football stats. They get into the latest Suge Knight news, randomly talk about Vanilla Ice, agree that Valentine’s Day is lame, and wrap up talking about the ease (or lack thereof) of relationships.

Today Bobo, Stalker Patti, and Frank showed up unannounced reminding Ant of the movie “The King of Comedy,” we watch a clip of the flick, Ant questions the gang as to why they are there and after finding out the ridiculous reasons, he attempts to explain that it should never happen again. After this “saga” is somewhat handled, callers give their opinion on the situation, we find out that Frank has two dead ex-wives, and Patti’s tells us how her job is going. Finally off of those shenanigans, we read a news story about a man who cut off his junk, talk about Brian Williams being a big ol’ liar, find out that Jordan’s King Abdullah is a mother fucking bad ass, and discuss how ISIS is even pissing off some Muslims. Ant talks about a speech Obama gave that included the asinine comment that “Christians did bad things in the name of Christ,” questions why Obama refuses to acknowledge that ISIS are straight up terrorists, and conveys that we need a leader to win a war. We learn that a douche bag dude is falling for a Nigeria scam, see this douche bag on Dr. Phil, find out that people who use emoji’s have more sex, and talk about the reboot of Poltergeist. Ant randomly receives a fuckload of one dollar bill stacks but is unsure why, he brings up a 9-year-old girl who was shot while selling Girl Scout cookies, and then we wrap up this extremely odd show talking about what a bad judge of character Fred (from Brooklyn) is and by looking at Melissa King pics and hearing that she told Ant he should fly her out.

We start a new TACS week with a recap of the Grammy’s getting Ant’s thoughts on the show, the artists, Obama’s PSA, and Pharrell’s need to do a “hands up don’t shoot” during his performance. Ant then gets into what an unfunny cuntbag Andy Kindler is, we see Kindler’s awful appearance on Letterman, chat about the “Twitter war” that’s going on between them, and what a lapdog Joe DeRosa has become for Andy. We hear a clip that Jim Breuer sneak recorded and brought to Opie and Jimmy this morning, Tom Green calls to talk about his studio, getting back into stand-up, his AXS TV show, his plans for a web talk show, and the old MTV days. The guys also discuss how the internet has changed the way people prank, “off-limit topics” when it comes to comedy, how comedy translates in different countries, and we find out about Tom’s upcoming shows. After a brief weather report for Boston, we go through Monday’s mail, hear about Anthony’s Blaze interview that will air February 18th at 10pm, Ant admits he’s pretty into H1Z1, and the callers chime in to commiserate about the game. We watch a video of an elephant sitting wherever the fuck he wants, talk about Brian Williams temporarily stepping down, how Fifty Shades of Grey doesn’t properly depict sadomasochism, and are treated to a few “trampling” videos.

Today Stuttering John and Anthony sit at the poker table to talk about drinking, relationships, and their shared love of Columbo reruns and old timey TV shows. John tells us a few Jackie Martling stories, we find out his son gave him lice, the guys chat about their love of Artie Lange, and adult film star Layton Benton arrives and they rapid fire question her about gangbangs, fart porn, dick size, dating habits, and her Amazon wish list. We hear about the Samsung TV possibly taping your every word, Layton changes in to a PajamaGram set and the guys ask her about feet, her sexual fetishes, John’s offers to buy Ant dinner if he lets Layton fart on him, and we get a little insight on Layton’s (wild) family history. Layton treats the guys to a stripped down dance, teases them with a “sex with a NBA star” story, they get back into fart chat, and talk about celebrity sex. Layton tells us about accidently shitting on a guy’s dick, how she was accidently pee’d on, and tells us about her new DVD and where you can find her on social media before leaving. The guys discuss Charles Manson calling off his marriage, OJ Simpson, Bruce Jenner, John tells us his daughter came out as transgender, mentions that he spoke with Bruce Jenner after his divorce, and they address a few Howard Stern quirks. TACS wraps up with John questioning Ant about his relationship with Opie, Ant turning the tables on John by questioning him on his relationship with Stern, dating (or lack thereof) out of their race, and they indulge in a little more beloved old TV show chatter.

Wednesday starts with a recap of yesterday’s show, Ant discusses Stuttering John’s appearance on Opie and Jimmy’s show this morning, Opie’s assessment on the “break up,” and he gives his two (or three) cents on the topic and on the future of his broadcasting. Ant then gets into a news story about a cunty principal at a special needs school, a few callers question Anthony about the Opie situation, and after a hilarious song parody video featuring Rob Bartlett, Ant relocates to the poker table to meet up with him. The guys talk about Rob’s early career, go back and forth with impressions, chat about Brian Williams, Bruce Jenner, and the Fifty Shades of Grey movie being blamed for an increase in sexual injuries. They also talk about past acting roles, old TV shows and commercials, smoking and where you could do it back in “the day,” and Rob talks Broadway and performing at the Tony’s. We hear about a gig Rob did at the MTV Awards, he shares a Vince McMahon story, Ant shares a few past WWF stories, and they talk about gay characters on old timey TV and in movies. Rob tells us about his show March 7th with Tony Powell at Tarrytown Music Hall, they discuss what a trailblazer Imus was and is, how shitty radio pay used to be, Ant introduces Rob to the Hydromax from Bathmate, and they end today talking movie lines and Mexican Coke.

Wrapping up TACS week, pajama pants Ant admits he isn't the best with conflict but wants to end the "back and forth" with Opie and vows to hash things out with him, he talks about missing Patrice's benefit show last night, conveys his love for Bill Burr, and addresses Reddit and Facebook as well. After a few "interesting" calls, Anthony talks about Bob Simon's sudden death and we see a spooky old news clip of him in Tel Aviv, he discusses the difference in looks with our military and Israel's, tranny's in prison, a teenager who got penis reduction surgery, and we hear some new entries for the "Most Offensive Song" contest. We watch a few "GTA-like" police chases, see a sweet road rage video, a news story (that is pure propaganda) with "Radical Brownies" and find out that H1Z1 is apparently quite addictive. We hear about the first down syndrome model at NY Fashion Week, view the submissions for the "Fifty Shades of Grey Vermont Teddy Bear" contest, find out that Kanye has voices in his head, go through a bit of the "Political Punks" article by Gavin McInnes, learn that a sick ass Asian supermarket in America sells some sick ass "meat", and end the show by watching a video of an out of control mall fight

Ant begins Monday by admitting he may have sent some drunken tweets over the weekend, chats about the SNL 40th anniversary show and goes through a few clips from it, reads a list of people that Chevy Chase has pissed off, and a pussy caller asks Ant to click on a scary video for him. We hear about Rosie O’Donnell leaving The View and watch part of a new “stand-up” video from her, read a news story about a dumbass that was gored by a bull, watch a throwback animated video of Jim Norton hating on chickens from Opie and Anthony, and we hear from new sponsor ChongRoller.com. We look at a midget stripper video, talk “Fifty Shades of Grey,” find out Gary Oldman is anti-Semitic, and discuss the Copenhagen attack that happened over the weekend. Ant talks a bit about the “Muzzies,” plays two videos from some American freaks that are almost as frightening as beheading videos, watch a news story about public fucking, see the “right way” to do some public fucking, and learn that yogurt can be made with vaginal secretions. Ant gets into a news story about teens who rushed a movie theater, a school that cancelled Valentine’s Day, he reminisces about chicks back in his school days, and ends with an update on how H1Z1 is going for him.

Ant jumps right into H1Z1 and how it went down last night for him, the Twitter feedback he got for commenting on Cindy Crawford’s untouched photo, he breaks down TBS digitally “speeding up” Seinfeld reruns, and reads an article about Joe Biden getting creepy once again. Anthony plays part of Larry King’s appearance on Opie and Jimmy’s show today, we get the latest (and quite possibly the last) on Joe DeRosa, and since a holiday cock-blocked the mail yesterday, we go through it today. Comedian Tom McCaffrey joins TACS to talk about his documentary “Adventures in Comedy,” having others edit your work, growing up in New York, old movies set in New York, and he tells us how he got into the biz and performed at the Oscars. Tom talks about his early days of stand-up, the guys wax about success versus selling out, how easily “celebrities” can be replaced, the travel that comes along with stand-up, and comedy groupies (or lack thereof). They then channel some Dr. Phil shit by discussing attempting to be yourself in a relationship, meeting “the dad,” long-term relationships, intimacy issues, cheating, Ant revisits his Jill Nicolini story for Tom, they get into dating hot chicks, jealousy, meaningless arguments, bad break-ups, and then wrap up talking about old sitcoms that tried to include “a message.”

Hump day kicks off with Ant explaining his wardrobe, pumping up today’s guest Alex Schiller, professing his love for vagina walls, and talking about “crutches” he’s had in broadcasting. He then gets into his H1Z1 play from last night, Colin Quinn’s new web series “Cop Show” on LStudio.com, Afroman punching a chick while on stage, we look at some pictures of Chelsea Handler’s tits and hear about the internet feedback, and talk about how ballsy social media has made people. Ant reads a story about a 72-year-old man facing ten years for an unloaded 300 year-old-gun, we watch a video of a senior “driving,” talk about how the driving testing has changed over the years, and then goes off about the different types of testing that should be done in 2015. Fangirl Dr. Alex Schiller joins TACS to talk about her book “Never Sleep Alone,” properly turning on women, how monogamy rarely works, the ease of changing into someone “fuckable,” lying versus embellishing, orgasmic and life fulfillment, and dating outside of your comfort zone. They also discuss sexual prowess, online dating, hear from a gal who has taken Dr. Schiller’s advice, the importance of practicing your sexual skills, safe sex, international travel, and pubes making a comeback.

Another TACS week comes to a close with a reminder that Anthony will be on The Corrigan Show tonight, we hear what Obama has to say this time about ISIS, Ant gives his thoughts and views on the whole situation, and a few callers get their opinions in as well. The guys reminisce about how fun banking used to in the “oldie days,” we watch a Today Show clip with Colin Quinn, Ant tells us he enjoys acting but it’s a bitch to memorize lines, and we go through a few of Norm MacDonald’s tweets from last night regarding the SNL 40th anniversary show. We’re then treated to a little Joe Piscopo action with a clip from “Club Piscopo” and some hilariously cringe worthy audio from his morning radio show, talk about the Chinese New Year, and Ant partakes in a some very dishonorable commentary while watching perverted clips from TV in China. We then see a dash cam video, talk about the new Alien movie, watch a video diary from a crying crazy chick that ends with a sad pole dance, and hear a couple more brilliant entries for the “Most Offensive Song” contest.

TACS is back and today’s show begins by dissecting last night’s lackluster Oscar’s, we watch a news clip “reporting” on Lady Gaga’s performance, one of Pawel Pawlikowski's long speech, talk about what a creep John Travolta is, and hear from some callers. Lionel (@LionelMedia) then joins Ant at the poker table to talk about how people aren’t just “left” or “right” anymore, the change in the media’s message due to competition, social media altering daily life, privacy being a thing of the past, and how American’s are praised when they agree and labeled when they don’t. They also discuss immunization, the stupidity of hashtags, once powerful pictures losing their value, hate crimes, the lack of being able to contextualize, being held to bullshit standards, people’s beliefs in things due to hearsay, and distractions of pettiness taking over. Lionel tells us his heroes, they converse about supply and demand, viral videos, live tweeting, being hypocritical, buying Twitter followers, “shock jocks,” and we find out the guys share a love for Joe Rogan. We’re then given a bit of OT with chats on the death penalty, Indians, feminism making a comeback, plastic surgery, decriminalizing drugs, alcohol reform, basically having to get permission to live your life, guns and needing better representation when it comes to spokespeople, the outlets people now use as news sources, and Lionel expresses his obsession with death.

Today we hear about Ant’s trip to the city for the premiere of Colin Quinn’s “Cop Show,” he talks about his Twitter convo from last night regarding net neutrality, debates the topic a bit, the callers and staff join in on the discussion, and we find out what Jesse Ventura thinks about it as well. Terry Schappert Skypes in to TACS to talk about his show “Dude, You’re Screwed” on Discovery TV, primal instincts, Anthony tells us about an adventure he had hiking, and they chat about small victories feeling huge when you’re out of your element. We see the new glorious mail that was sent in, get a weather report, take a look at Ant’s old poker chips, talk about the possibility of an international TACS broadcast, and hear from an international caller as well as one that sparks a conversation about kids before marriage. Another caller tells us about a mystery tunnel found in Toronto, we hear a news report about a UFO crash in Canada, a caller brings up Opie and once again Anthony explains his thoughts on the situation, and he then talks about internet criticism and how exhausting it becomes to wax on the same on-line topics. Ant also tells us about his Q and A on Huffington Post, talks about that shitbag Rev Al having his MSNBC show switched to weekends only, brings up Al’s long history of pointless lawsuits, and reminds everyone to hurry and send in their entries for the “Most Offensive Song” contest.

Anthony gets right into expressing his frustration with net neutrality because the government won’t be clear on what it actually is, he mentions he’ll be on air with Joe Walsh (no, not from the Eagles) to discuss the subject later, and talks about Keith Olbermann’s bullshit apology as well as how that asshole hates and wants to fuck cancer kids. (Shame on you Olbermann!) We then hear Kristi Capel’s apology for saying “jigaboo,” Giuliana Rancic’s to Zendaya's hair (WTF?), find out that fat bitch Kelly Osbourne is butting in on the (non)issue, and the callers let their opinions fly. We watch a nudie hula-hoop video, listen to new entries for the “Most Offensive Song” contest, talk about the Eddie Ray Routh “sniper trial” verdict, a domestic violence case out of Memphis, and Ant goes through the age range of acceptable gals for him. We see part of a press conference on the hidden tunnel in Toronto, Ant talks about the ingenuity kids used to have building tree forts, the upcoming TACS app, removing race from crime alerts, and today’s show ends with the audio of Howard Stern shitting on podcasts and breaking down his medieval theories.

NOTE: No audio until 2:24 due to technical problems. After a some slight technical difficulties, TACS begins with a song from The Amish Outlaws, we learn that net neutrality was voted on and passed, Ant puts on his tinfoil hat to vent his ill feelings about it, and a caller attempts to explain the pros that net neutrality will bring. We take it back to The Amish Outlaws for a couple more songs, find out where they’ll be performing next, and get the backstory on how the band formed. After a few more calls filled with thoughts on net neutrality, Gavin McInnes comes in studio and admits he’s now scared of black women and gays, the guys talk about the culture of riffing, discomfort in the workplace due to what people find offensive, career killers, cancer loving Keith Olbermann, and Twitters “social justice warriors.” Ant talks about H1Z1 (he might be obsessed), they discuss money grubbing Al Sharpton and his mob tactics, Gavin shows us a video of a PPA Rally, they talk grass roots campaigns, the NRA, predicted gun versus automobile death stats, people’s fascination with communism, and today’s youth being complete pussies. Ant and Gavin shit on Rat’s virginity, they chat about sexual positions, fucking old broads, Fox News developing a new weekend show for Greg Gutfeld, male guilt, agenda driven programming, religion and people’s varying ideology, and Gavin praises TACS for its creativity and content

TACS week starts with some hot topics on social media this weekend such as “the dress,” the dumb llamas, Obama previously threating to shoot down Israeli planes if they attack Iran, and Ronda Rousey being an absolute beast. We watch a video of a new LAPD shooting, check out a live high speed chase in a rental, learn the city of Cleveland isn’t to blame for a 12-year-old being shot by police, and watch a news story about school spirit. Or maybe it was about taunting. Whatever. Ant then gets into the latest with Barry Williams, talks about William Shatner not attending Leonard Nimoy’s funeral, plays a throwback video from Opie and Anthony, and KtC tells us about a high speed chase he once dealt with. We see the SNL sketch that has people divided, go back to the high speed chase and while we wait to see what happens next, Ant goes through Monday’s mail. Anthony then talks about H1Z1, shows off the new TACS poker chips, discusses Tinder and your cell phone being a cock blocker if you let it, a caller puts Ant onto cruising Craigslist for hook-ups, we look at a dude covered in Mentos take a bath in Diet Coke, see a little kid get blown into a manhole, and watch a couple of shitty elevator videos. Wrapping up today’s show, we see a non-story about a portrait of Bill Clinton, hear Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu address Iran, find out Cindy Crawford threatened a lawsuit over her “untouched” photos, and hear about the upcoming guests for this week

Live from the poker table, Joe Walsh sits with Anthony to talk about Netanyahu’s speech, the shit Israel puts up with, the old days of legal immigration, people making excuses for law breaking and bad politics, and share thoughts on Obama. Joe chats about his days in congress, explains what he believes the Republican’s fears are, the guys talk about John Boehner, shifting concentration on the legal people we already have in America, the possibility of a third party ever happening, the influence money has on getting votes, regulating infrastructure, and today’s politicians being “celebrities.” They discuss what Hillary Clinton using her personal e-mail really means, the deception of Washington, scare tactics and the IRS, the intensity of social media, America lacking self-resilience, and people lacking motivation. A few callers chime in to give input on how being “PC” can affect your personal record, the oppressive government, the cycle of democracy, the intent of politicians, the danger of withholding from the government, what it would take to start a revolution, using amnesty to get votes, and Lady Di calls in for basically nothing at all. Ant and Joe then jump into what people seem to think freedom means, lack of belief, radical Islam, Charlie Hebdo, the fear of being labeled, traditional ideology, and left leaning news sources. They go through some news topics involving Cher tweeting homeland security, that prick Andy Kindler now bashing Ricky Gervais, a report out of Ferguson claiming “bias policing,” Little League rule benders, and TACS wraps with a few more calls and by talking about who could win the Presidential vote and how looks matter.

Wildlife loving Anthony starts today’s show telling us what Attorney General Holder said regarding the police in Ferguson, goes through a few offensive e-mails sent by their police department, and Ant gives his views on the subject. We listen to hypocritical (and hater of cancer kids) Keith Olbermann’s “apology,” see a clip of Gov. Huckabee’s band, talk about Elisabeth Hasselbeck hating on SNL’s “ISIS commercial,” and look at a news story on “wedding crashers.” The one and only Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) joins TACS via Skype to discuss net neutrality, the FCC and their excessive use of lube before raping, technology spying on us, people giving up their right to privacy too easy, the system counting on us screwing each other over, narcissism trumping common sense, Jesse Ventura, Chris Kyle, and Hilary Clinton’s e-mails. Ant then talks about conspiracies becoming reality, plays the trailer for Adam Sandler’s new movie, we get sensual with a video for a camera equipped vibrator, get completely grossed out by a shitty video, find out that Daniel von Bargen has died and listen to a 911 call he made in 2012, check out Victoria Secret models without makeup, and wrap up by watching a bit of a mockumentary on amusement park rides.

TACS week ends with a much healthier looking Anthony (thanks Rat!) who gets right into talking with Adam Carolla about how he got his start in the industry, his new movie “Road Hard,” the beginning days and slow process of starting a podcast, and how his podcast ultimately helped his life. After the call, Ant praises Carolla’s motivation, mentions one day he could possibly write a book or movie, expresses his love for beer and video games, explains he’s off H1Z1 and onto “EVE Online,” and we hear from a few of the listeners. Ant tells us about a dream he had that of course ended with “dream rape,” talks about ads that run before ISIS videos, the callers have at it once again, we see a plane that slid off the runway at LaGuardia Airport, hear a prank call on the news, and talk briefly about Conan doing a show in Cuba. Ant admits he used to make the “Seaview Submarine” with his dick when he was a kid, KtC calls in to rip Ant a new one for saying he took a snow day, we’re treated to new lackluster entries for the “Most Offensive Song” contest, watch a pussy painting video, and Sydney Leathers is back in the news claiming kinky messages from another politician. Ant says power and money get you out of situations and jumps into Conrad Hilton’s plea deal, he touches a bit more on “EVE Online,” and a caller questions TACS’s ability to remain completely uncensored when a studio in NYC is up and running.

Monday’s show begins with Anthony longing to open his pool, summarizing Adam Carolla’s new movie “Road Hard” that he watched over the weekend, and mining some rocks on EVE Online. We see some old Cumia family photos, hear about the Huntington St. Patty’s parade and the attendees, cover Ant’s tweets that pissed off the Twittersphere this weekend, hear from a few eager callers, and find out new ways that the government is spying on us. After Ant goes through Monday’s mail, he discusses the new Apple watch and MacBook, the staff and callers voice their opinions on them, we see a racist video that shut down Sigma Alpha Epsilon at University of Oklahoma, learn that fatties want the “I’m feeling fat” emoticon removed from Facebook, and KtC tells us about a portly cop he used to work with named “Pauly Poundcakes.” Ant then plays Corey Feldman’s new song dedicated to Corey Haim, Suge Knight’s hit and run video, talks about a spooky news story out of Utah, touches on a bit of religion, and ends today’s show hearing from the glorious callers once again and watching Ari Shaffir’s video addressing Big Jay Oakerson crying.

Frankie Valli, oops, Anthony Cumia starts Tuesday discussing Hillary Clinton’s press conference regarding her e-mail use, a few callers give their feedback on anything but Hillary Clinton, we get a fun fact from “Planet of the Apes,” Ant professes his love for downloading on-line games from “Steam,” and then shows us a couple of extremely questionable games he came across. We take a look at the latest fallout due to the University of Oklahoma “racist chant,” see the former “house mother” from Sigma Alpha Epsilon, test out the new staff cameras (we hope you’re happy people!), Ant questions where all of this “offense” speech can possibly be headed and when it will end, and callers inquire about both Artie Lange and Joe DeRosa. We watch a heated race relations clip from Hannity, hear about a “mob attack” at Chuck E. Cheese, see an ABC investigation video on violence at Chuck E. Cheese, KtC recaps an episode of Scandal and comes to the conclusion that the producers of the show as well as ABC are total pieces of shit, Rat fucks up, we learn that border officials in Quebec can force you to give up your phone password, and Ant shows us a couple of photos from his phone.

Wednesday’s TACS starts with a recap of last night’s broadcast with Legion of Skanks, learning that a former fraternity member at University of Oklahoma has issued an apology, and Lionel joins the show via Skype to discuss his days in Sigma Alpha Epsilon, the “racist rant,” thought policing, people who search out ways to get offended, and the theory behind hate crimes. Ant then talks about the difficulty of defending free speech, some callers weigh in, and he gets into what Legion of Skanks had to say about Fez as well as Ron and Fez’s feelings after hearing it. A few of Anthony’s broadcasting crutches are brought up, we watch a fireman’s “anti-Semitic” puppet video, see a new “fuck her in the pussy” clip on the news, Ant explains why Colin Quinn called him a few names back in the day, and we hear about the possibility of a new Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream flavor. The great Ron Bennington calls in to delve into Legion of Skanks comments regarding Fez, we watch a clip with Matt Iseman attempting to get his “Uncle Anthony’s” sword appraised on the Hallmark Channel, Matt then calls in to tell us how it all went down, and we watch a throwback video of Dave Attell at a pawn shop. The show comes to a close by reading an article on Apple admitting Siri data is being sent to third parties, playing a video of Jim Norton from Comedy Central’s “The Nightly Show,” and giving a slow clap to Utah for bringing back the firing squad.

Today kicks off with Anthony going through some of the Twitter “debates” he had in the last 24-hours, playing the horrendous McDonald's fight video that is all over the internet today, and talks about a six-hour documentary he saw called “The Greatest Story Never Told.” He then reads a news story about the band “Black Pussy” and plays one of their tracks, entertains a few callers, we hear new entries for the “Most Offensive Song” contest, and watch the rebuttal video Ari Shaffir made due to Howard Stern shitting on him and podcasting. We see a TV reporter get mugged on-air, Ant reiterates that you (yes you!) should never show up to his house uninvited, tells us he’ll be streaming live from the No Limits Tattoo Show on March 21st, mentions that the FCC finally made the rules of Net Neutrality public, and discusses a couple of news stories that are causing “outrage.” KtC gives us an arrest update on the McDonald's fight video, Ant talks about the hypocrisy of the “black lives matter” preachers, briefly conveys his views on the latest news out of Ferguson, and TACS week ends with a ridiculous clip from “The Ed Show” waxing retarded with suggestions on how to handle things in Ferguson.

Monday’s TACS begins with Anthony telling us about his weekend that included appearing on Red Eye, having dinner with Jim Norton as well as Chip, and doing Gavin McInnes’s show “Free Speech.” Ant then gets an apology, talks about a video game called “Virtual Rape,” the callers give their opinions on it, Ant conveys his thoughts on the newest developments with the police shooting in Ferguson, plays a few news clips about it, and recaps weekend Twitter. We learn all about TACS newest sponsor “Loot Crate,” see a pointless and enraging kid beat down, and Ant joins Lou and tattoo artist Po Po from Tattoo Lou’s in the bar area as work is being done on Jade. We find out about Jade’s tattoo history, Po Po tells us how he got into the industry, talks about good and bad work, tattoo stereotypes and corrections, and the popular tats in different countries. Lou then gives us his backstory and chats about the upcoming No Limits Tattoo Show on March 21st, the old AIDS stigma that surrounded tattoos, people who get insane tats, tramp stamps, tattoo artwork changing over the years, and we wrap up by seeing fan of the show Anthony Campisi’s painted TACS mic on his neck.

Dressed in all green (or is he??), Anthony is definitely in the holiday spirit as he reminisces about St. Patty’s Day drinking and puking, talks about protesters at the NYC St. Patrick’s Day parade, plays a news clip from the parade, and bags a bit on Irish tunes. We see a world record attempt in Dubai with an eagle, Ant admits he’s faggy for cat video’s, the “dick dress” makes an appearance, we learn about Gene Gene the Dancing Machine (RIP), watch Terrence Howard talk about the “n word,” hear about Ant’s Nana, and see a clip from The Boondocks. Since it wasn’t done yesterday, Anthony goes through Monday’s mail, reads a “heartwarming” story about a woman who donated her kidney, plays a “racist” video out of Japan, and addresses Rat’s lack of women with some help from Mike Damone. Rat explains WTF a “highlighter party” is, we see a news clip about a private part creeper, an aftermath video of a crazy dude on an airplane, Carlton calls in to comment on the Japan video, Ashley Judd fights back against internet trolls, Ant breaks down his opinion on trolls, and the show ends with a few calls.

Wednesday’s show begins with Ant explaining his green attire paired with the green screen yesterday, we take a look at St. Patrick’s Day in Minneapolis, find out that Bobo is in the house today, and Anthony gives Bobo a “tattoo money challenge.” He then goes through a news story where Dick Cheney is hating on Obama, discusses dictatorships, indulges in some “gun chat,” plays a (propaganda) video of a gun store, and tells us about his newest on-line game, “Battlefield Hardline.” After a couple of calls, KtC checks in on Bobo, we see racist targets for purchase at a gun show, read some of the Azealia Banks interview from Playboy, talk about Starbucks “fantastic” idea involving race, watch a “thug life” video, and take a gander at crazy white people attempting to plan a trip to Mars. We watch a blame shifting airplane smoker, learn that Penn State has suspended a fraternity because of nude photos, the family of the asshole kid in a viral video beating down an innocent kid speaks out, and Ant checks back in with a TACS covered Bobo to get a final money count.

As another TACS week comes to a close, Ant talks about his evening at Dennis Hof’s book release party, Bobo’s show taping yesterday, he checks out some of the lovely ladies from the Moonlite BunnyRanch as well as the Chicken Ranch, and KtC recalls a hairy situation at the Chicken Ranch. We get a follow-up on the “gun store” (propaganda) video, watch a “lemonade liberation” video, see a man being fucked over by an off duty officer, hear feedback from the callers, and listen to three new entries in the “Most Offensive Song” contest. Ant reads a news story on hangover-free booze, plays a news clip about an odd stabbing, and relocates to the poker table to meet with the filmmakers of the documentary “Back in Time.” The guys talk about being inspired by a DeLorean, deciding to make a movie based on the impact “Back to the Future” had, the research involved in it, and what they learned from the interviews compiled. They also talk about what they thought 2015 would look like 30 years ago, parties that will be held on the films anniversary, their plans for releasing “Back in Time,” and some of the players from “Back to the Future” not participating in the making of their documentary. They then chat about “Back to the Future” at Universal Studios, show some items you can claim on their Kickstarter by supporting, the importance of fundraising platforms, they break down “Back to the Future III”.

Live from the No Limits Tattoo Show, Ant begins by telling us about the difficulty of getting to the show, lets us in on the Twitter beef he had with ghetto whore Azealia Banks before the broadcast, East Side Dave takes a seat to talk about weapons, his weight loss, Robert Durst, and they go through some of Dave’s tattoos. They also get into Harrison Ford, share their thoughts on J.J. Abrams and Star Wars, talk shit on Dave’s Soprano’s tat, discuss research before tattoos, cover-ups, East Side Dave belts out a tune, and Bobo and Dave yap about the Mets. Big Gus from “Tattoo Nightmares” joins TACS to talk about his show, shitty tattoos, the possibility of lawsuits, and his portrait work. Heather Moss then sits in and talks about her “Miss United Ink” title, how she got into tattoos, her love for older men, the artwork she has, and her duties as “Miss United Ink.” Mary Jean drops by and quickly goes topless, tells us what she’s up to workwise and also, where we can see her next. Dave and Ant then discuss odd slot machine themes, sports betting, indulge Bobo with a little sports trivia battle, chat it up about SiriusXM, and give a shout out to Tattoo Lou for the invite down to the No Limits Tattoo Show.

This TACS week starts by talking about the shenanigans that went down at the No Limits Tattoo Show and watching some video from the event, a vindicated Ant replays an old clip with Lewis Black from Opie and Anthony, we see a Funny or Die video called “CrimAdvisor,” and stay of the topic of guns by hearing from some callers. KtC turns us on to a questionable video of a home invasion, Ant discusses Starbucks big ol’ fail with “race together,” talks about his friends of a different race, revisits his Twitter rumble with Azealia Banks, and goes through Monday’s mail with a slight interruption. We learn about a fire at the Yakov Smirnoff Theatre in Branson, Ted Cruz’s presidential bid, hear retired neurosurgeon Ben Carson’s thoughts on gays, see an old beat down video, one of an old man standing up to a robber, find out from Geraldo that Scott Petersen is living a “privileged” life on death row, and Ant leaves us with a delicious news story he heard about a woman cutting a baby out of another woman’s stomach.

Monocle sporting Ant begins today by discussing the plane crash in the French Alps, predicting the morbidly obsessed news reaction, Rat randomly tells us a story about learning to dance for his Bar Mitzvah, and Anthony reminisces about how funny Jim Norton was at Sam Roberts wedding. Ant then talks about watching “Interstellar” last night as well as “Exodus: Gods and Kings,” gets into a little “radio news” with Mancow joining WLUP, Andy Cohen getting his own channel over at SiriusXM, and then reads a Gawker article that doesn’t speak too favorably about the Opie and Anthony Reddit. We take a look at a new George Zimmerman video, hear from the callers, find out the latest extreme measure Angelina Jolie has taken, and see a news story about some dummies in Utah getting “catfished.” We also check out a couple of new Rev Al flubs, learn a valuable lesson about opening the door to strangers, look at shitty titty tattoos, hear a news story about some playground sexy time, watch a video promoting the Indiegogo for “Super Troopers 2,” and chat about “The X-Files” returning. We are treated to a WTF video of “Wasabi Woman,” take a look at two teens who robbed and shot a man walking his dog, and Ant wraps up TACS by going through horrific circus accidents.

TACS begins with news that Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl will be charged with desertion and misbehavior toward the enemy, Ant breaks down the movie “Unbroken,” we learn that the Japanese navy now has the biggest warship since World War 2, briefly look at a few Iranian cars, and the charming callers have at it. We get an update on TACS app, new studio, and a teaser of upcoming events, learn about the “Opie and Anthony brand” and how SiriusXM is allowed to use it, see a tough guy video, a video from REAL racist cops in Ft. Lauderdale, and hear the new entries for the “Most Offensive Song" contest. Ant then plays a Jeopardy clip with bald Michelle Obama, talks about the dangers of being on the phone while driving and cameras being put into teens cars, hear a sweet ditty about our favorite needy twat Jenny Hutt, and Anthony reiterates he doesn’t want kids before playing a video of a man finding out he’s going to be a dad. We see a video of an insane new roller coaster at Carowinds, talk about the (broken) black box being found from the Germanwings crash and theories of how the plane crashed, find out an 18-year-old Mariel Hemingway rebuffed Woody Allen’s advances, get “breaking news” via a post Opie put on his Facebook which triggers an “Ant rant,” he calms down with kitty clips, we watch a nudie bath scene with Mariel Hemingway, and end Wednesday with an article about Samsung’s bendable phone that will be out next year.

The week ends with Jim Norton joining Anthony to talk about Patrice O’Neal, how their comic friends have evolved over the years, language being policed in different situations, Jimmy wishing a nice ass fucking on Sheldon Silver, and they watch and comment on the public apology from the expelled fraternity student at University of Oklahoma. They get into a news story about John Boehner and one on Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton’s shit parking job, Von DeCarlo joins the guys to chat about men cock blocking, their opinions on drinking, and the concept and content of the Patrice O’Neal documentary “Better than You.” They share stories about Patrice, discuss his diabetes and illness, the contribution perks on the movie’s Indiegogo page, Ant donates a new perk to the page, and Jimmy attempts to add his own “special perk.” They then talk about Patrice’s fearlessness, play a clip of him on Fox News, weigh in on exercising freedom of speech, Patrice’s ability to extract truth, Von talks about being questioned after Ant’s firing, and somehow, they segue into ass eating. They watch a video of a pole dancing mama, wax about strip clubs, trips to Brazil, turning down roles, the end of Patrice’s web series, and Louis C.K. Ant tells Von about the SiriusXM “Twitter beef” that recently happened, they debate the ease of misinterpretation, Von expresses her gratefulness of the Patrice benefit and explains her involvement in it, Jimmy and Ant admit they need to work on communication, and the show ends with a bit of ribbing on each other and on Jesse Ventura.

TACS starts by keeping up with a car chase that’s going on live, Ant mentions seeing Neil Diamond over the weekend, the wristband situation at Barclays Center, his excursion at the bank, and his appearance on Red Eye last Friday. Anthony also talks about taking the Jag for a wash, gets into a Jew discussion, we see “Girls Gone Wild” (aka spring break) on Hannity, an unbe-weave-able fight in the hood, some adorable children fighting, discuss race when it comes to Ferguson protests, the ridiculousness of justifying violence against cops, and what is now “acceptable behavior” in some communities. We then watch a sucker punch train video, a throwback clip from “Computer Chronicles,” hear from the callers, go through Monday’s mail, learn about new drama between comedians Ari Shaffir and Damienne Merlina, and the show wraps with a MSNBC story on “sexist, coded language” against Hillary Clinton.

Today begins with breaking news about the Germanwings flight and a SD card, we hear more news out of Indiana involving their attempt for a “religious freedom law,” Ant breaks down the meaning of that, and we watch a video of a Muslim KFC worker. Anthony gets into comedian Trevor Noah’s new gig hosting at The Daily Show and people’s “outrage” over his old ass tweets, we learn that Jamie Foxx is under fire for a joke he made, that “transphobic” is an actual word, talk about people’s obsession with “hashtagging,” Bill Cosby’s newest heckler, and Taleeb Starkes joins the show at the poker table. The guys discuss “walkers,” Taleeb’s awesome attire, the state of the police, holding people to standards they don’t hold themselves to, the lack of respect, self-accountability, and shifting blame on consequence. They also talk about Bill Cosby, Azalea Banks, privileges, outrage being exaggerated, and illusions losing their luster because of the media and social media. The guys then touch on “hands up don’t shoot,” James Stuhlman, the martyring of thugs, “making the cut” in the community, addressing problems instead of doing away with consequences, and the importance of being well spoken.

TACS has a somber start today as we pay our respect to Mayor Bill de Blasio (RIP), Ant then talks about attention seeking protesters, expresses his views on the government voicing their opinion when it comes to tolerance, shows his response to a tweet Cher sent, and the callers give their thoughts on the topic. We find out that Fez announced his retirement and will move to Florida, coincidently, the world’s largest sperm bank has relocated to Florida, Ant plays the clip of this morning’s Ron and Fez with the announcement being made, talks about Andrew Getty’s death being caused by traumatic rectal injury, and we investigate what exactly a “rectum prolapse” is and holy shit, it’s HORRIFIC! We read about an inmate attack, get into “celebrity news” with a new picture of Tara Reid, the transparency of the Bieber Roast, wax about how much better the roasts used to be, listen to Bieber’s douchey speech at the end of his roast, hear Vince Neil’s attempt at the nation anthem, Van Halen on Jimmy Kimmel, and see the video of David Lee Roth nailing his nose with a mic stand. Anthony talks about a feel good news story regarding a heart transplant that ends up not feeling so good, a few more callers chime in which leads into convos about drones and questioning who ends up paying for heart transplants, Ant reads a news story about an anti-gay pizza place, and ends the show by briefly talking about Trevor Noah, Patton Oswalt’s Twitter joke, and Jim Norton’s Time article.

Wrapping up the week, Filter kicks off the show with an incredible live performance, we go back to the studio with Ant where he talks about the latest with “Memories Pizza” in Indiana and the insane amount of money their Kickstarter is making, he gets into the Iran nuclear deal, briefly addresses opening the pool, and Filter performs once again. We take a look at a man giving shit to the cops after being shot, Ant moves to the poker table (aka “the table of the stars”) to talk to Richard from Filter about controlling your vocals, vaping, mental illnesses, addiction, Richard’s intervention, Lets.org, touring, advancements in technology, Trent’s Academy Award, the evolution of acquiring music, social media, and the government’s pickiness when it comes to victimizing. Moonlight BunnyRanch’s Dennis Hof and Krissy Summers join TACS to talk with Anthony about how entertaining Big A is, Krissy’s backstory and history with the TV series “Cathouse,” Dennis’s book “The Art of the Pimp,” decriminalizing drugs and sex, and Dennis explains how he first got into the industry. They also discuss the experience one can have at the Bunny Ranch, they break down the word “pimp,” talk about a pimp convention, quality control of the working gals, legal prostitution, Mike Bocchetti, publicity stunts, banning people, and the book release party. Guest

On today’s (free) TACS, Anthony gets right into discussing the explosion of words he and Opie had over the weekend, gives his thoughts regarding re-signing SiriusXM contracts, management’s lack of knowledge, and what he believes really happened after his firing. He also tackles shifting of blame, lack of communication, gets into his off-air friendship over the years with Opie, walking on “Greggshells,” and how often he’d bite his tongue. He then addresses behind the scenes problems, the thought of underlying superiority, how “Opie the destroyer” carried over off-air, gets into how self-deprecation both hurt and helped the dynamic, and admits they all got a bit lazy on the Opie and Anthony show. KtC tells us a story about briefly filling in for Club Soda Kenny, Ant reminisces about WNEW, talks about his enjoyment of the fans, his feelings of resentment, and Jimmy being the glue that held them together. Ant talks about the fans shitting on Opie for not publicly fighting after his firing, comments on Opie saying them talking on-air is a “bit,” explains in detail why he wants to do it that way, and briefly covers the anxiety he felt when they talked contract negotiations. The callers chime in with their own questions which leads to more contract chat, the possibility of a book deal, the vibe around the office during negotiation time, underlying tensions, adhering to rules and their firing, and maintaining self-awareness. KtC steps in to explain the backstory of “The Ron and Anthony Show” tweet, we hear from a few more callers, Ant admits how lucky they’ve been in the industry, squashes rumors that he tried to wrangle Jimmy over to TACS, and waxes about the old days at WAAF.

Human garbage Anthony starts Tuesday addressing Opie’s statements including the haters, being a bad friend, Opie’s wedding, the houses of friends he’s been to, his drinking, resentment, therapy, missing work, race talk, not “liking each other,” and moving on. With that out of the way, we find out that “Chinky Almond Eyes” has won the “Most Offensive Song” contest, Ant relocates to the poker table to sit with adult entertainer Payton Sin Claire and Ralph Sutton from The SDR Show to talk about the movies that Payton has done, she then strips down to nada, Ralph talks about the upcoming “Motorhead Motorboat Cruise,” his radio show, and making the switch from radio to on-line. Payton tells the guys where she draws the line sexually, they discuss horse cock, Chatroulette, Ant pitches the possibility of having cam girls, Peyton shows off her piercing, and attempts to fuck, ummm, Greggshells. We get the backstory on Ralph, hear about his travels, learn Peyton doesn’t like big words, and they wrap up chatting about ass play, relationships, and Listerine-o'clock.

Wednesday’s TACS kicks off with Larry King joining Anthony via Skype to talk about his shows “Larry King Now” and “Politicking,” remaining impartial to political views when working, agenda pushing journalism, Walter Cronkite, excessive info due to social media, and technological advances. They also exchange thoughts on the good and bad “news breakers,” what has had the greatest impact on humanity, taking technology for granted, Larry admits he misses rotary phones and typewriters, and he reminisces about being on welfare as a child and coveys humility for how far he’s come. After the call, Ant gets into the guilty verdict for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the death penalty and when to use it, we find out the “surprise” that Barry Manilow is gay, hear what Pat Robertson has to say about gays, watch the video of police officer Michael Slager shooting unarmed Walter Scott in South Carolina, discuss his murder charge, and we finally get a look at the mail. We then check out Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid’s eye, shitbag Rev Al’s ratings, briefly talk about Rand Paul announcing his candidacy for president, hear about a brawl at World Resorts Casino in Ozone Park, and end the show talking about yesterday’s guest Payton Sin Claire, looking a quadcopter cat, and with some drone chat.

It’s sibling day on TACS with the Cumia kids! Joe and Dawn join Ant and we’re treated to a trip down memory lane with plenty of throwback pictures, a slew of stories including players in their past, shitty old jobs, their parents marriages, trips to and from California, adventures with pot, parenting styles, and their own relationships. We learn how Joe Currie got the nickname “Plank Foot,” ol’ Plank Foot sits with the gang to get in on the fun while they talk about Brother Joe joining the Army, Army buddies, using comedy as a self-defense mechanism, their old apartment, their passion for paintballing, drunken tales, run-ins with the law, the tightness of the Cumia kids, and Rotgut over the years. The crew wraps up the show talking about the good and bad of social media, the permanence of public records, cameras being on everything, they tell us where to find them next, and then gift us with an incredible sing-along.

Monday begins finding out that SiriusXM wants Ant back, we briefly hear about his gig with Brother Joe in Patchogue, and get a few movie recommendations from Anthony’s weekend watching. Captain Sig and Jake from the Northwestern on Deadliest Catch join TACS via Skype to talk about their crabbing season, the dangers of ice, possible mutiny, what it takes to be a fisherman, the celebrity status the show has brought, tragedy on the seas, and how the show has changed the way people view crab. Ant then gets into Amy Schumer hosting the MTV Movie Awards, we see some nudes of Emily Ratajkowski, discuss Rat’s incredibly boring Periscope videos, talk about Hillary Clinton’s “big” announcement that she’ll be running for president, Ant expresses his thoughts on it, and Lady Di calls in to push her GoFundMe and drone on about other useless drivel. We hear a news story about a death at Disney, look at a few other injuries that have gone down at “the happiest place on earth,” see a gas station shit kicking video, a “mob attack” at another gas station, a brawl in a Walmart parking lot, and hear about a woman getting jumped for shushing bitches in a movie. Ant shows us a déjà vu baseball clip, talks about Dan Mason’s retirement from CBS, waxes about the old Opie and Anthony bit “slave girl,” reads a news story about a man blaming his doomed marriage on her shitty titties, we get an update on Jodi Arias, learn the three categories Anthony has for gal pals, his cell phone mishaps, and he pleads to J.J. Abrams to make everyone forget about prequels.

While we wait for the SpaceX rocket to blast off for the International Space Station live, Ant talks about his old school lunar module toy, says he’s already sick of presidential chatter, and we finally see SpaceX launch and watch it for a bit. Anthony then tells us the revelation he had after updating several passwords with “finger security,” admits he broke down and bought an Apple watch, talks about (and demonstrates) Tori Spelling’s hibachi burn, a worker that was trapped in a plane’s cargo hold, his own sleepy time on-air, and we’re treated to a brand new Scorch video. Anthony goes through the mail, reads a TSA groping story, one on hot teacher sex, checks back in with SpaceX, and we hear from a Milwaukee police chief who “keeps it real.” Comedian Mike Recine joins TACS to discuss being on Conan, how he got into comedy, his thoughts on offending people, bombing, the Sopranos, and we learn that he pushes homemade sauce at gigs. Mike talks about his autistic brother, the guys chat about drinking, side jobs, the TV show Hoarders, stereotyping men and women by their jobs, the presidential candidates, Twitter haters, and reminisce about the “Homeless Shopping Spree.” They then chat about becoming desensitized, phone’s getting people in trouble, fun with emojis, luck with the ladies back in school, Ant’s birthday gift to himself, Jon Stewart, envelope pushers, and Mike talks about being in studio with Ron and Fez when Legion of Skanks made Fez cry.

Today’s TACS starts by discussing the news story regarding a postal worker landing his gyrocopter outside the U.S. Capitol and the backstory of what his agenda was, we watch a new Alex Jones video, and sex it up with a story about a naked Twister playing mama. Ant then talks about a server losing his job because of the way he described customers on a receipt, an officer giving an underage drinker the chance to get out of a ticket by playing rock, paper, scissors, see part of the unsuccessful SpaceX landing as well as a “deadly force” police dash cam video, take a look at Seinfeld dolls, and watch Jenny Hutt making a douchetastic Periscope video. We also hear about the newest protest in NY focused on police brutality, a McDonald’s automated machine, Obama on Jimmy Kimmel, and Ant relocates to the “table of the stars” to sit with Tom McCaffrey. The guys talk about his film “Adventures in Comedy” and his comedy CD “Streets Aren’t Watching,” going out to the movies versus screening them at home, they engage in a ton of movie chat, and wax about the old days of New York. The guys then talk about gun laws, the responsibility that comes with owning a gun, death threats due to ones ideology, past sketchy issues they have had personally, finding new friends as you get older, Ari Shaffir, and the show ends with the complete video of SpaceX’s landing and with some bonus movie chat.

While waiting for Ron Bennington, Anthony talks about his excitement for the new Star Wars and plays the trailer for it, the Dennis Quaid “freak-out” being a hoax, Kevin Pollak’s film “Misery Loves Comedy,” Bobo calls in with an update on his Fan Duel account, we hear about a spring break gang rape, and talk about spring break antics. After a brief interruption (RAT!!), the great Ron Bennington joins TACS to discuss spring break, the transformation of radio, lack of honesty in the industry, Ron calls out Opie and Anthony for lying on Unmasked, and Ant clears up a few things that were said regarding his relationship with Opie. The guys then chat about booze and the WNEW days, Ant dropping by Ron’s show, topping yourself in radio, old bits, the pros and cons of expressing your stance, changes in news reporting, we learn about Ronnie’s childhood, get a Fez update, and find out that Anthony and Opie called a truce via text. They then get into the pitfalls of social media, “Ant rants,” Ronnie leaves Ant semi-speechless (imagine that!) with compliments on his humor and knowledge, KtC gets called out for spilling details, they acknowledge the effects of losing a partner, and Ant admits he doesn’t believe in love and ranks his friends. TACS rolls into overtime with memories of being on-air during 9/11, revisions in history, conspiracies, shitty TV, Ant’s shitty ex-wife, Ron addresses Anthony’s drinking, they chat about the hilarity Jim Norton brings to the table, the new TACS studio and app, the infamous “little cunt text,” pyramid scheming in religion, childhood mishaps, racism, Earl, Bob Eatman dropping the ball, Bill Cosby, and spies.

The new weeks begins with Ant mentioning how incredible it was to have Ron Bennington on TACS last week, his time spent lounging by the pool over the weekend, re-watching the movie Animal House, and he runs down the details of trying to get into SiriusXM on Friday to do radio with Joe Rogan. We get the history of Ben Affleck’s family thanks to the show “Finding Your Roots,” see part of the new “Jurassic World” trailer, Ant explains his Star Wars tweet from over the weekend, a caller brings up conspiracies, Ant wishes George Takei a happy birthday, and Garrett talks about 420. We see a possibly racist news story out of Missouri, hear about the #KylieJennerChallenge and see some of the dummies that did it, briefly talk about Lady Di’s GoFundMe, get into some other random crowdfunding pages wanting help, talk about the trouble ESPN reporter Britt McHenry’s cunty mouth got her in, and Ant gives his opinion on how people (aka big bugs) are using the planet. We then look at “Exploding Head Syndrome,” Ant attempts to analyze his dreams, goes through Monday’s mail, we see a Titanic cat toy, Ant pitches cat toy ideas, reads a news story on the migrant boat that capsized in the Mediterranean, and one out of Norway about canning FM radio. Anthony then plays a news video from Seattle after a drive-by, checks out Chicago’s murder rate, KtC explains reclassifying stats to help ratings, and the show ends by watching a live car chase in Riverside County, KtC reminiscing about a high speed chase of his own, and finding out that having a “General Lee” painted car is now racist.

Dicis starts the show from ova here and then ova there and after that, Anthony talks about Dr. Oz being in the news, we see part of a throwback “Monsanto” Disney video, discuss the freakiness of things being “coded,” the irony of an agoraphobic granny falling down a hole, and Warren Sapp’s hooker arrest video. The crew swaps drug testing stories, we hear the latest on Ben Affleck, see the time-lapse effects that will be in an elevator at One World Trade Center, talk about 9/11 commemorative items, look at a reckless driving WorldStarHipHop video, a Chris Hansen Kickstarter video, and Ant moves to the table of the stars to meet comedian Mike Ward. The guys chat about how strip clubs vary by locale, drug tolerance in Canada, Mike tells us about his grudge on hockey, how he got into the industry, opening for Bill Cosby, trying to clean up your act, and the power social media brings as well as its ability to ruin jokes. After a (non) floating beer delivery, they talk about To Catch a Predator versus Candid Camera, Mike’s podcast, Ant’s old Live from the Compound shows, the balls it takes to do stand-up, angry fans, switching content in different countries, frivolous lawsuits, and the commonality with the US and Canada’s taste in comedy and music. Mike tells us he has no issues border crossing, they chat about black friends, abiding by the law, gun permits and stats, death threats, gun ranges, Canadian culture, the kindhearted folk in Germany, and Mike talks about his upcoming hosting gig during the Just for Laughs festival.

Anthony is joined by Kevin Pollak via Skype to chat about his movie “Misery Loves Comedy,” the cameos in the film, stand-up feeling like a drug, embracing the bomb, enjoying your friends bomb, getting a handle on your misery, and the ultimate message of his movie. Ant then talks about Arnold Schwarzenegger and his waxy face on Opie and Jimmy this morning, we hear from a few callers, go through some fast-food news involving a McDonalds’s employee “tampering” with food, a shooting over bacon, and a war of words at Burger King. We see a video of a convenient store’s ignored tussle, a drunken bikini wearing granny, Bill Nye celebrating Earth Day with Obama, Anthony talks about the hypocrisy of climate change believers, tells us his beef with the earth, we learn Doug Stanhope’s beef with climate change, and Ant tells us his thoughts on fracking. We watch a “harrowing” CNN video, a nosy neighbor recording a woman recording the cops, have some drone chat, some Ginsu knife chat, hear about the documentary Dear Zachary, see a picture of the Boston bomber flipping the ol’ bird, we’re treated to “The Prancing Elites Project,” and in celebrity news, we (barely) see a picture of Bruce Jenner. Doug Stanhope calls in to discuss his Voice of America video, climate change, third world countries having babies, the insincerity of supporters, and Doug reminds us to spay and neuter your people. We go through a few Stanhope Yelp reviews, talk about Amy Schumer’s career blowing up, school districts calling for early interventions on violence, the uprise of “caught on video” school fights, and Ant addresses what he feels the problem is with it all.

Anthony “Betty Boop” Cumia shows us the early birthday gift Brother Joe gave him, a throwback Thursday picture, engages in hair plug chat, and goes through the guests that will be on today’s TACS. Ant then gets into the latest Hillary Clinton dirt, vows to stop questioning why there are problems in certain communities, plays a selfie stick fight video, one of a white boy who goes hard cuz, watch Robert Downey Jr.’s failed interview, see volcano footage from Chile, and hear from a couple of callers. Ant steps outside the studio to talk with Nick DiPaolo about hate speech, being politically correct, the military wearing high heels (??), the feminist movement, partnerships in radio, fatty art, being subjective somehow equaling hate, and of course, the Sopranos. The guys also discuss the evolution of criminal behavior, changes in diversity, division being at its worst, the non-taxpaying MSNBC workers, a possible Sopranos remake at the compound, people getting passes, the presidential candidates, religion in politics, the live White House briefing, and talk about not having proper representation. Mia Isabella joins the guys to talk about being the first trans in a video game, acceptance, identifying, her role on Sons of Anarchy, Bruce Jenner, paparazzi and drones, and Ant shows off a few of his drone videos and talks about his drone mishap. Anthony plays “Dicis” for Mia and Nick, they talk about the pros and cons of drones, the “mistletoe drone,” Mia talks about her early life, explains the word transgender, they debate men verses women in the workforce, standards in the military, and this week comes to a close with Ant’s birthday gifts and cake, talking about immaturity, and James Woods.

Today TACS goes full-on Baltimore beginning with live coverage of the Freddie Gray “protests,” Ant goes through some of the things the “protesters” are lobbing, the kid glove mentality of police tactics, bad behavior being expected, misinformation and delusion, and defending the memory of good people. After an insanely hilarious arrest, we watch part of a live press conference from the Baltimore PD, discuss the mayor’s strategy, a few callers chime in, we see what it was like in Baltimore over the weekend, and Ant talks about consequence and weak administration. KtC tells a story of being reprimanded, we bring people together with a cat video, look through Monday’s mail, go back to the insane scene in Baltimore, Ant suggests ways to fend off the “protestors,” a caller compares the “protesters” to domestic terrorists, and Anthony talks more about the mayor’s speech. We then go into MAJOR overtime with brilliant play-by-play of the live coverage, Ant’s theory on ratting people out on social media, we hear what the White House is saying, find out the mayor is now backpedaling, Joe Walsh calls in to discuss the situation, Ant attempts to predict what it will be like after dark in Baltimore tonight, we get specular call-ins from TJ Sotomayor, Taleeb Starkes, Lionel Media, and TACS ends with a bit more stellar coverage of the “protests” (riots).

After some quick details on Rat’s Apple Watch, Anthony gets into a bit of a recap on yesterday’s super show, talks about the goings on in Baltimore overnight, changes in racism, accepting opportunity, sense of community, misplaced anger, childlike reactions to frustration, and government dependency. He then plays a passionate “inspirational” video, discusses latching onto causes because of race, the Baltimore mayor, and a beach ready Rick Shapiro joins TACS via Skype to talk about Maron, finding male friends, living in LA, escaping LA, existentialism, defining loneliness, NY versus LA comics, Rick’s one-man show, and his paintings. Ant then talks about gay marriage, plays a clip from Pat Robertson with pointers on how to handle gays, calls hardcore religion camouflaged, reminisces about going to Nassau Coliseum, KtC reminisces about doing drugs, and we hear about “inspector Anthony.” We then see a high-tech movie trailer from Uganda, talk about the Adam Sandler Indian scandal, Adam Sandler’s shitty movies, Anthony questions whether or not Adam Sandler is a hypnotist, we learn WTF a cultural advisor is, see the “walk off” from the Sandler movie, and Bobo calls in to talk Fan Duel, baseball, and his awful haircut.

A flustered Ant tell us about bad Beavis, gets into Baltimore coverage by looking at a Geraldo news clip, Shepard Smith’s excitement, seeing a disappearing arrest act, and we find out “thug” is now a bad word. We watch Gavin McInnes’s new video, Anthony talks about accepting police help, debunking stats, Gray’s lawyer William Murphy suggesting that running from the cops is ok, and Ant suggests making some changes and looking at facts. KtC reminds everyone that TACS website will have outage over the weekend, we get an Apple Watch update from Rat, and Ant relocates to the table of the stars to meet with Colin Flaherty. Ant and Colin discuss people’s fear of speaking their mind, a firing over at ATandT, the word “courageous” have no weight, victimization in the black community, hypocrisy in reporting, myths in mantras, cooking the books, cop harassment, and racial reporting. They also talk about addressing commonality, excuses versus accountability, Colin explains the title of his book “Don’t Make the Black Kids Angry,” the guys conversate about people that think violence is fine, excuses, “white racism,” religious leaders, open and honest dialect, rushing to judgement, and why it’s taking so long to find out what happened to Freddy Gray’s spine. We look at a news story regarding a possible “race fight,” the guys chat up racial division in police departments, politicians finger pointing in communities, standing up to scrutiny, racial discrimination lawsuits, using the past as an excuse, profiling, and they wrap up on the of topic of changing people’s denial.

Thursday kicks off with Ant telling us about an issue he has with FiOS, the callers offer some suggestions, we check into a live police chase in LA, get an update about the new website, and wish Bobo a happy birthday. We look at a new clip of Geraldo reporting from Baltimore, hear about the protests in NY, Freddie Gray’s injury possibly being self-inflicted, Anthony brags about his trial track record, discusses the Baltimore mayor’s agenda with shitbag Rev Al, the empty Orioles vs. White Sox game, and we’re introduced to an extremely memorable 21 gram dildo. We go through nightmarish sex toys, an ex-cop caller shares info on asphyxiation and injury during arrest, we read about “virtual rape,” Budweiser’s new slogan, Ant talks about this new culture of being offended, crazy gamers, shift of interaction and concentration, video “in game” dollars, H1Z1, PC gaming making a comeback, and we find out that Ant knows way too much about horse and sheep fucking. Ant then chats about his home decor, trying out new games and taking recommendations, celebrity gamers, we see a clip of Atari’s 1982 E.T. game being uncovered, and get a rundown of how Ant’s weekend will go.

TACS is back with a weekend recap that included Red Eye, the big Pacquiao vs. Mayweather boxing match, the Kentucky Derby, a Compound poker game, and a little rooftop party action. Anthony then talks about a news story involving another “shooting” in Baltimore, Freddie Gray being a detriment to society, good cop versus bad cop, the shooting of NYPD officer Brian Moore, a fired up pizza man wanting a gun, and the jihadists put down in Texas. Ant gets into how well done The Onion is and reads a story from the website, Amy Schumer’s interview with Bailey Jay, the latest on Bernie Goetz, and takes a look at Monday’s mail. We see a fight video from a party at the Hard Rock in Vegas, Jamie Foxx (over) singing the national anthem this past weekend, Scott Weiland (under) singing Vasoline as well as a throwback Letterman performance where he nails it, we find out Ant will be doing an upcoming roast of Big Jay Oakerson, and end today's show watching a wild bowling clip from the movie “There Will Be Blood.”

While a semi-hungover Anthony waits for Kevin Corrigan, he talks about the death of David Goldberg in Mexico, Cinco de Mayo, the compound’s new supercharged margarita maker, we watch some roommate sabotage, surveillance video of Guy Fieri’s Lambo getting stolen, get acquainted with TACS new sponsor, see a real pisser of a video at a town hall meeting, and hear about a mom who will apparently fuck anything. Ant relocates poolside to chat with Kevin Corrigan about the recent Goodfellas event, the panel that fielded questions that evening, news coverage of the mob, The Godfather, and Kevin tells us about his new movie “Results.” The guys then sing the praises of Michael Rapaport, discuss approaching celebrities, social media changing the accessibility of contacting celebs, how the mob varies by city, they wax on the old days of buying tickets and getting to concerts, changes to the NY landscape, acting in LA vs. NY, city folks vs. suburban folks, they reminisce about the old days of finding gals to hook up with, Kevin explains how he got into acting, and someone sneaks in and makes a surprise splash.

After a sting-tastic opening, Chris Hansen sits down with Anthony to explain how the show To Catch a Predator started, the research he did and didn’t do for the show, the consequences behind these pervs actions, the collateral damage it causes, the possible entrapment angle, repeat customers, and society dealing with child porn. They then get into monitoring and stats, Chris’s new project “Hansen vs. Predator,” the Kickstarter making the show happen, the popularity of social media making monitoring pedos easier, human trafficking, identifying human traffickers, Chris’s background in broadcasting, competition in journalism, the media’s rush for breaking news, sloppy reporting, and relationships with law enforcement. Chris talks about his 9/11 coverage, they discuss anthrax changing the mail system, how 9/11 changed them, Sandy Hook, the Aurora shooting, 1st amendment infringement, media censorship, the ease of offending people, Michael Moore, responsible journalism and research, acknowledging the haters on social media, and advancements in technology and aviation. The show wraps up with some chat on legendary broadcasters, political reporting, Chris’s sons following in his footsteps, South Park spoofing him, To Catch a Predator parodies, today’s politics, and learning more about Chris’s upcoming projects.

​Another TACS week comes to an end with a recap of yesterday’s show with Chris Hansen, Ant talks about virtual headsets, Larry David, virtual reality integrating into your reality, Disney, and we see a lovely #TBT picture. Anthony recalls Eddie Murphy in the 80’s and plays Eddie’s new music video, we take a look at part of a sketch from Amy Schumer, see “elevator guy,” hear charges were dropped on a hot teacher in a teen sex case, the callers join the party, and Ant moves to the poker table to meet Chuck C. Johnson. The guys talk about Chuck’s schooling, his industry backstory, starting his website GotNews.com, Andrew Breitbart, the media taking themselves too serious, trolling Twitter, getting help from social media, and the Fox News misreporting story. They get into the right versus the left, offending others ideology, predictability, Hillary Clinton, talking about taboo topics, handling stories with kid gloves, “rape culture,” playing off of the “outrage machine,” emotion taking over facts, the credibility of new journalism, and Chuck talks about having the freedom to take risks. Chuck then tells us what he’s researching currently, they discuss the media dehumanizing people, loss of privacy, crossing party lines, lies in stats, the way folks view government, Mike Huckabee, and people’s fear of talking.

TACS begins another week with the latest on George Zimmerman, Ant’s weekend shenanigans, we hear about the two officers shot in Mississippi, a Subway employee fired for her comments on social media, and KtC talks about attending Brian Moore’s funeral. We then find out that Morgan Freeman is a stoner, discuss medical marijuana, flying cars, air disaster TV shows, briefly talk about what Governor Christie spends money on, the correlation between grits and homosexuality, see a clip of new SNL thievery, a video of a valedictorian speech gone wrong, and a caller looks for advice on classic cars. After Anthony goes through Monday’s mail, he plays a who gives a shit “brunch” video, talks about Tom Brady’s suspension, recaps his appearance on Legion of Skanks, we watch a “Brady response” video, one of an Autistic kid kicked off of a plane, see a brutal child beating in China, and lighten the mood by ending with an adorable kitten video.

Before Anthony meets Stuttering John Melendez poolside, he talks about last night’s Letterman with Howard Stern and Don Rickles, the “breaking news” that the Stangel brothers will now be producing Opie and Jimmy, KtC gives everyone an app and studio update, and Ant clears up concerns regarding his elbows. He then gets into some NY news with a hammer attack story, muggings in Central Park, and subway vandals, we find out we only have 48 hours to live thanks to an asteroid, hear about an IRS seizure of a business owners cash, some callers chime in, and Ant relocates outside to meet John. The guys talk about their divorces, the possibility of getting married again, the Opie saga, the Stern saga, Howie’s hair on Letterman, John tells us the advice Don Rickles gave him, we hear about his staph infection, and the issues between Leno and Stern. They also discuss Jackie Martling, Artie Lange, Howard banning people from the show, being politically correct, the media exaggerating, their obsession with the TV show Columbo, cameos on Columbo, they talk about their preference in bushes, manscaping, jerking off, we find out where John will be performing next, and they end with “foot in mouth” stories and old interviews.

Wednesday’s TACS begins with a vocally challenged Ant telling us about the after show taping with Stuttering John, we watch a video of Beavis opening a door, and briefly go through the derailed train news story. We see a reporters “outrage” over “fuck her right in the pussy,” Ant talks about equality with consequences, a woman fired over deleting an app, the legality of employee tracking, Al Franken, and we revisit a “debate” with Jim Norton and Lindy West. We learn that former congressman Patrick Murphy kicked out a window and was not kicked out of one, a caller plays a trivia game, we get a Bobo Fan Duel update, and Anthony moves out to the poker table to meet up with Ladd Everitt. The guys discuss Ladd’s work with the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence, the interpretation of the second amendment, the government’s role in firearms, radical solutions, background checks, responsibility of gun ownership, and trafficking firearms. They also have heated chat about assault weapons, regulations, trusting gun owners vs. laws, infringements for gun owners, ever changing legislature, registering and licensing, gun violence varying by country, guns for ranges vs. battlefields, criminals screwing it up for law abiding gun owners, going around the law to purchase guns, legalizing the black market, advancements in firearms, and they debate the “SAFE Act.”

With Anthony sick, Chip Chipperson treats us by starting the show. Jim Norton takes over to bitch about the traffic on Long Island, we go to Ant (barely) live from his bed, Jim talks about wanting to move, and they chat about Stuttering John as well as condom issues. They also talk about some newer guests on Opie and Jimmy, the new studio, we see the trailer for “Black Mass,” Ant explains the app and studio space for the assholes on Reddit, Jimmy talks about trying not to be such a sexual deviant, his current diet, and his newest special. The guys then discuss Amy Schumer, people being offended by jokes, Colin Quinn, they reminisce about old stores, Kendra Sunderland, Ant brings his hacking cough down to the poker table where he and Jim talk about Chip, reading on the toilet, take a few calls, and then Don the Hypnotist, Bobo and Edgar join the show. Bobo briefly talks about the Rangers game, Don hypnotizes Bobo into BooBoo, makes him British, an astronaut, and makes him stick to his chair while he talks about the tail waiting for him upstairs. Don tells us about his business, Bobo wakes up to talk about his experience, we hear about Jimmy’s upcoming show dates, and find out which ones Ant will be attending.

Sick and drugged up Anthony tells us about his mess of a weekend, we watch and discuss Louis CK’s monologue on SNL, see Gavin McInnes being “outrageous” on Hannity, and Gavin joins the show via Skype to explain his stance on the unambitious, fixing your cunt, being PC, hate facts, and then he shows us the hell hole his wife is forced to live in. Ant reads a new Greg Gutfeld article on body dysmorphic disorder and the unrealistic view the internet brings, we get a Missy update, Ant talks about dreamy-rape that backfired on him, and a few ball busting callers get through. We look at videos of The Edge, Kelsey Grammer, and Madonna eating shit, Stinky puts us on to an old dude falling off of a sports stage, Anthony talks about the base jumpers in Yosemite that died, the fear of falling, Mitt Romney and Evander Holyfield boxing for charity, Hillary Clinton’s silence, and we hear about shitbag Al Sharpton’s daughter’s ludicrous ankle sprain lawsuit. We then go through the biker gang shooting news story, notice that some people are happy to see the police, go through Monday’s mail, discuss stereotyping by surroundings, watch a Live Leak video of a gal being held in a chokehold, read a news story about a researcher kicked off a plane, and end the show talking about over-reporting, hacking, and finding out that Rat is an afterhours I.T. guy for MILFs.

Tuesday kicks off with sickly Anthony showing us a video of him singing with Band Geek on RiotCast, he tells us about the Mexicans in his yard, craziness when on-line life becomes reality, popularity breeding hate, and Taylor Swift makes a cameo. We take a look at Obama’s new Twitter, discuss Periscope, see part of a terrible African video, talk about the upcoming Jacuzzi episode, the making of Michelle Knight’s “survivor song,” see inner city school discipline, reminisce about the old days of school discipline, the dangers of DayQuil, and watch a dumb bitch get tasered. Ant moves to the poker table with Mike Ward to talk about Louis CK’s SNL monologue, bootlegging, a special needs kid getting 86’d from their yearbook, the guys swap special needs kid stories, we see some #TBT pics of Ant, and they talk about the differences in schools between here and Canada. We hear about Brother Joe’s first pot bust, Mike talks about pussy pops, they chat about old school porn, commonalities with old folks and kids, Dawnie the saint, taking care of old people, Ben Affleck’s slavery past, cock pics in the 1800’s, we watch a trailer for “Laugh Killer Laugh,” they talk about actors doing stand-up in movies, and wrap up pointing out cruelty by kids.

Today TACS gets right into Bill Murray from last night’s David Letterman show, Kimmel’s choked up “tribute,” we watch part of O and A on Letterman, find out the Mad Men finale was beat by a colorized episode of I Love Lucy, Ant admits he watches the Hallmark Channel, and we hear his thoughts on Little House on the Prairie. He then talks about the “Google/Nigga House” news story, plays a video of an argument that turns racial, explains his Mike Brown tweet, gets into Bill O'Reilly's spouse abuse fiasco, a mom shaming her daughter on Facebook, and a caller talks about the commencement speech at Columbia and “mattress girl.” The show goes to the poker table where Vic Dibitetto talks about past jobs, Mike Fine explains his love of cuddling, they talk about relationships changing, balls changing, we find out Mike’s approach for letting girls down easy, Vic shares some stories about his kids, tells us about his role in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, and the ball busting he got for moving to Jersey. Mike talks about his upcoming work, varieties of cuddling, he demonstrates with a special stand in, they engage in hair loss chat, and talk about Mike’s role in the stage production of “The Gong Show Live.” Vic talks about his show in Westbury, Ant tells us about his Memorial Day parties, the guys talk about drinking and driving, the high price of dating, the lack of outrage with circus’s, their outrage when it comes to food delivery, they dump on Florida a bit, we hear about Mike’s failed engagement, and the show wraps up with the guys discussing social media, classic TV, filtering comedy, Mike’s roommates, and comedic goals.

TACS week ends with Ari Shaffir joining Anthony poolside to chat about his trip to Thailand that included the things gals shoot out of their pussy there, Thai hookers, STD's, and the food. They then get into chicken consumption, horse meat consumption, Locked Up Abroad, police brutality in other countries, language barriers, overseas city life, and Joe Rogan. Ant brings up attempting to get into the SiriusXM building, they talk about freedom of speech, suspended ESPN reporter Britt McHenry, analyzing social media pictures, free thinking in comedy, allowing open debate, insincere apologies, living in a vengeful society, “social justice warriors,” and Ant recalls FCC violations. Kendra Sunderland joins the guys to talk about how she got into “camming,” why she dropped out of school, how she lost her virginity, the reactions from her first video, and the police charging her with public indecency. Ant brings up cat shit crazy, they talk relationships, the porn industry, rude cam girls, cam requests, vagina bongs, being adventurous, threesomes, and interracial sex. The trio take it to the (scalding) hot tub and continue to talk about Kendra’s NY trip, dancing at Headquarters Gentlemen's Club, Ari and Ant give her tips on what guys like in a stripper, they chat about last place awards, girl on girl experiences, Twitter, dick pics, getting pictures with famous people, future plans, speedos, random flashing, how cruel kids can be, the perfect dancing music, and the importance of manscaping.

Tuesday begins with Ant talking about his eventful holiday weekend that included parties, pay-per-view, recording The Hammerfisting Podcast, and Bobo with his entourage. We hear about the “Twitter drama” with Black Earl, the violence in Baltimore over the weekend, an interview with (cop shooting) Marcus Wheeler’s mom, the Chicago police scanner, the LGBT numbers rising for Opie and Jimmy, and a shooting at the Aquaducts Racetrack. Chuck Johnson joins TACS via Skype to discuss getting banned from Twitter, the hypocrisy of tweets, website leaks, trolling, people looking to destroy instead of debate, outlets for getting news, and on-line hate. Anthony moves to the poker table where Legion of Skanks announce they’ll be joining the platform, the guys give Ant a gift, they talk about Bill Cosby, celebrities that have dealt with rape allegations, the Kurt Cobain documentary, dumpy chicks, and the Legion of Skanks explain their plans for being on the network. They then chat about wrestling, sports moments with balls, kinetic energy, inventions, repetitive questions, Biff from Back to the Future, they take a look at Monday’s mail, and finish the show talking up Twitter threats, “checking in” on-line, thought crimes, factory workers, pro-American songs, changes in hip-hop, family values, and scissoring.

TACS starts with live coverage of a car chase, Ant addresses the on-line haters, we watch an Ann Coulter clip, learn about being a “man,” and Adam Richman calls in to talk about his book “Straight Up Tasty,” switching up recipes, throwing out the rules in cooking, his weight loss, discipline when it comes to food, and extreme eating. We check back in with the live car chase, look over a news article about self-driving cars and pedestrian detection, hear that SkyMall is back, discuss bloody Mary’s tasting better on an airplane, look through the SkyMall catalog, and find out that KtC somehow hit a bench with his boat. Ant reads a news story about Kylie Jenner being an idiot, explains chemtrails, reads about kid toucher Josh Duggar, talks about Christian retreats, gun control, the possibility of being attracted to your siblings, and we look at jet pack technology.

It’s Rat’s 23rd birthday and Anthony tries to remember back to where he was at that age, we find out that TACS is holding Greg Gutfeld’s website hostage, we watch an old clip from Conan with an “angry” Pierre Bernard, and hear about Ant’s evening with CQ at Governor’s. He then discusses minimum wage raising, automating jobs, goes through the states that legalized marijuana, religious states, look at part of a clip from The Book of Mormon, and hear from a couple of callers. Ant reads a news story that George Pataki has announced his run for President, briefly talk about Anthony Weiner and Sydney Leathers, look into the Marilyn Mosby “hacking” news, check in with Pierre Bernard who is by the bar doing a live cosplay drawing, Ant shows off his drawing skills, we see a hover board video, he talks about “future inventions” and robots, and go back to Pierre Bernard to find out how he got into drawing. Ant reminisces about the early days of the internet, we look at a street cam in Japan, listen to a Ted Cruz inspired song, hear a cop butthole licking story, KtC talks about a bribe attempt from his cop days, Ant expresses his love for mob stories and movies, we go back to Pierre who talks about his art, see some of his work, hear about his upcoming art event, and end with a KtC boat update.

Monday begins with a recap of Anthony’s weekend in the city that included an interview with HuffPost Live, checking out the (hopefully) new TACS studio, and an appearance on Red Eye. Ant then talks about the new Sam Roberts show, his room at the Waldorf, Caitlyn Jenner, we watch abortion PSA’s from Chile, a video of a “flight lieutenant” from Zimbabwe, see Enrique Igelsias failing to touch a drone, and talk about future drone use. We find out about Pierre Bernard’s doll collection from Conan O'Brien, hear about a Mila Kunis stalker, attempt to breakdown the mentality of stalkers, and read about Silk Road founder Ross Ulbricht getting sentenced to life in prison. Ant joins Matt Iseman at the poker table to talk about inadvertently changing speech patterns when interviewed, Alex Jones, unimportant stories people get distracted by, Jim Norton’s weight loss, the comics that Opie and Anthony launched, and drug use in the industry. They also discuss Sam Roberts and his new show, the Hallmark Channel, Jerry Seinfeld, PBA cards, shooting guns for fun, old jobs, and the old Universal Studios tour. The show wraps with Matt admitting he enjoys acting like a jackass, learning about his gig on Home and Family, getting (and not getting) emotional during movies, and Matt gives us a teaser story from American Ninja Warrior.

Today’s episode starts with Caitlyn chat, Ant discusses tolerance, acceptance, the media’s constant game of spinning news, he reads an article regarding Joe DeRosa’s lack of support and gives his take on the situation, and reminds everyone that Legion of Skanks will be live at 10pm tonight. Anthony accepts an invite to Greg Gutfeld’s new show which means the extortion worked, he talks about his issues with the iPhone 6, goes through TACS mail, expresses utter disinterest for a FIFA/Qatar/World Cup news story, we watch a video about Somali Muslims in Minneapolis, and hear from the callers. Ant briefly talks about Ann Coulter’s book “Adios America,” we see a new interview with Tracy Morgan, read Vince Vaughn’s take on guns, find out that Chet Hanks enjoys n-bombs, watch some videos from “broadcaster” Wayne Dupree, and get happy with an adorable kitty vid. We hear about William Shatner riding a motorcycle cross-country, discuss the Montreal Comedy Festival, Fox News Corp’s intent to build a skyscraper, a St. Paul school district’s “white privilege” training, see a clip from Hannity debating Muslims demanding crosses be removed from a Catholic school, and finish up with horse racing predictions.

TACS begins with feedback on last night’s Legion of Skanks, a driveway update, Ant shows us a video of a real life stunt car, Beavis makes a long overdue appearance, we learn what “rollin’ coal” is, and see a dashcam car bomb. Anthony discusses a news story about a possible Casey Anthony interview on NBC, talks about the monitoring of search history, pissing while carrying, carrying at baseball games, a terrorist beheading plot in Boston, a story involving dog vs. gangsta, and gives his opinion on social media’s involvement with “homegrown” terrorists. Ant brings up his disappointment with Larry Wilmore and people’s one sided views regarding the police in Baltimore, a few lovely callers chime in, we get schooled on non-compliance with cops, watch a video of a loud mouth be-otch that shockingly (not) ends up not complying, Ant begs for better behavior, reads about NASA visiting Pluto, questions the importance of diversity, and KtC calls in to give a big FU to American Airlines and to pitch the next hot tub episode of TACS. We then watch a kid get pissy-eyed after eating a ghost pepper, a caller tells us about a woman dying after getting ass injections, and Wednesday wraps with news stories about Huckabee, “Tallywackers,” senior swindlers, God-zi-raahh (almond eye glasses accent), and Ant letting us know about an upcoming compound fieldtrip.

This fine week ends with a lesson on what not to wear in front of a green screen, Ant discusses the documentary “Vietnam in HD,” history repeating itself, combat documentaries, he announces that Tom Shillue will be the new host of Red Eye, and we learn all about female Viagra. Ant talks about a boycott surrounding the possible NBC interview with Casey Anthony, we look at a great “optic” of Chris “Humpty Dumpty” Christie, go through a few political ruining clips, see Rick Perry announcing his run for President, watch a fake (fakity fake fake) video of an upset woman being photographed, one of a robbery/shooting, and the callers give their feedback. We watch a clip from the documentary “Chosin,” see Amy Schumer giving a speech after receiving an award, KtC chats about lawyers, the new studio, and the one year anniversary of TACS on August 4th. We hear some Chris Christie baseball names, Ant gets the REAL lowdown on TACS app, goes through a color coated piss chart, tells us about an upcoming live broadcast at Eternal Con on June 14th, reads about a student selfie assignment, and Jason Alexander and Howard Stern make an appearance on TACS.

A brand new week commences with Anthony talking about being on Greg Gutfeld’s new show (or was he?) and catching a Yankees game over the weekend, he then gets into a news story about a woman hit by a broken bat, Seinfeld hating on PC kids, and we get an update on “mattress girl” and spoiler alert; it includes porn. Ant discusses crossing the line from sex to rape, the callers get in on the rape convo, we take a look at Monday’s mail, read an article about “the new normal,” talk about tolerating tolerance, Clint Eastwood getting into hot water for referencing Caitlyn Jenner, and check out some throwback fashion with subliminal advertising. We get a history lesson on Charlie Brown and the bat shit guy who voices him, find out that Seth MacFarlane is psychic, go through a list of celebs that somehow avoided 9/11, and TACS wraps with Ant’s take on the newest non-compliance cop story and video out of Texas and by looking at a surprise clip from The Five on Fox.

TACS kicks off with Ant briefly talking about the bomb scare at the White House and how the media handled it, his Twitter debate surrounding the “police vs. teenagers” video from McKinney, the public misinterpreting news stories, media coverage on public protests, and thoroughly explains the need for compliance. He relocates to the table of the stars to meet with Nick DiPaolo where they chat about the repetitiveness of media coverage, the apparent ease of getting past White House security, public distraction, ISIS selfies, ISIS’s attack on Bagdad and the President admitting there’s no plan to stop it, and they both question the sham in not handling ISIS. They then discuss lack of info about Obama’s past, past presidents, Caitlyn Jenner, the government stepping in where they’re not needed, the government’s justification of tax laws, the possibility of Hillary Clinton becoming President, the mystery surrounding Bin Laden’s death, hypocrisy in the media, and the lack of outrage surrounding Hillary’s speech/interview. Ant and Nick also talk Kardashians, the ridiculousness of reality TV, Jon Stewart and the Daily Show, they breakdown the McKinney video, talk about de Blasio’s policies, stats behind “racist cops,” playing the victim, they take a look at and discuss a white trash Walmart fight video, bring up Ann Coulter, cultural evilness, the TV show Lockup, and commiserate about how awful they’d be as criminals. They then get into authority and freedoms, man caves, Nick shares a story about what happened after the first time he did TACS, they talk about reactions to bugs, going on cruises, issues on cruise ships, and getting sick on the sea and in cars.

It’s hump day on TACS and Anthony starts by expressing his love for Nick DiPaolo, he shows us pics of the new studio and gives some details about it, Jimmy Norton makes a special call in, and Ant teases some upcoming show ideas. We hear a little SiriusXM gossip, Gavin McInnes Skypes in to talk about joining the network, anal porn, social justice warriors, and fighting back against the “PC.” Ant brings up the death of Vincent Musetto, the resignation of McKinney cop Eric Casebolt, KtC talks about sealed records, we see an article about diversity in the NYPD, and Polly Mosendz from Newsweek calls to talk about Gavin joining the platform. Ant discusses people not understanding satire, comics speaking out on the PC agenda, plays a godly clip from “The 700 Club,” reads a story regarding celebrities and cybercrimes, we hear about Ant’s “intimate” friend from the bureau, find out that Rat is clueless when it comes to The Jeffersons, and watch the new trailer for True Detective. Anthony then gets into the Hope Solo drama, we watch a video of uhhhh “something” explaining an accident, see a kiddie clip from Kimmel, go through a list of racist casting decisions, see Snoop Dogg’s Instagram post about Caitlyn Jenner, and watch a drunk dude getting violent with a drone. The show finishes up reading an article about Gavin joining TACS, Ant talks about building the platform and future controversy, quickly discusses pot use, we find out about Apple’s “sexual activity” tracker, read about Porn Hub’s space idea, and perv out on Kate Upton.

We begin today hearing about last night's Legion of Skanks and Luis J. Gomez's new show idea, Ant sings the praises of Sam Roberts, sends his condolences on the death of Dusty Rhodes and Christopher Lee, and talks about ex-Hefner girlfriend Holly Madison's new book. Anthony shares a Hugh Hefner story, talks about the old days of Playboy Magazine, we look at #TBT pics of Barbi Benton, KtC tells us how his first muff dive went down, we read an article on the molested Duggar sisters asking for privacy, Ant gives a valuable reality show tip, Rat learns all about "the shocker", and the callers chime in leading to discussions about NWA, the impact music has on community actions, and the immigrant problem in Italy. We look at a "fingering chart", see the new consumer friendly version of Oculus, look at the trailer for the Fallout 4 game, see a clip of Jerry Seinfeld on Seth Meyers show, read an article on Seinfeld's "anti-PC" opinion, and debate where the line should be drawn in comedy. Ann Coulter calls in to talk about jokes offending, her new book "Adios, America", being lied to by the government, immigration and policies, catering to your voting audience, the fear of being labeled, and Ann gives Ant shit for not going to the Comedy Cellar last weekend with her. Ant and a caller talk about Andrew Dice Clay, we look at a throwback video of Dice, one of a newswoman losing her shit, a video of two little girls describing their run-in with the cops, and Johnny Brennan calls to talk with Ant about Eternal Con, the demographic of his fans, the popularity of The Jerky Boys prank calls, building characters, doing Family Guy, Sol Rosenberg, and the longevity of The Jerky Boys skits. We then discuss censorship on Reddit, internet rights, raging on-line hatred, a new glistening dwarf planet, and end the week with stories of being dragged to concerts.

Ant jumps right into the Rachel Dolezal story to discuss her resignation and the hypocrisy surrounding identification, he plays a clip proving Rachel isn’t the first person to “act black,” we see a pic of someone who also might be black, and he touches on Eternal Con with Sam Roberts and Mick Foley. The guys chat about a “Cribs” episode of TACS, Bobo on a bus, they come up with a great Kickstarter idea for Rosie’s paw, and apparently the compassion levels are low when it comes to injured dogs. Ant goes back to Rachel Dolezal weighing out pros and cons, we watch a clip covering “identifies as,” Ant rants on “identifies as,” and the callers weigh in on Rachel Dolezal and have excellent banter with Anthony. (Good job guys!) We see pics of the new studio, talk about a Dallas PD shooting and the way CNN covered it, Bill Maher, proper identification for “trans,” Dr. Steve calls and attempts to explain the criteria for legally switching genders, the guys talk “hate facts,” dig into Monday’s mail, and Dr. Steve calls back with a proper answer and explanation. We read a news story about a home invasion covered differently in the media, Ant waxes on the importance of protecting yourself, moves to the poker table to talk with Jeff Abrams about his product Promescent and its importance, premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, the arousal gap, reverse cowgirl, and making love with recklessness abandonment. Jeff talks about his partner in business being murdered and their backstory, what he’d like the legacy of Promescent to be, and we hear about the issue he recently had with Jenny McCarthy.

TACS begins with your favorite QVC host Anthony explaining what his original plan was with yesterday’s guest Jeff Abrams, he shows off new pics of the city studio, sings the praises of “The Gavin McInnes Show,” and KtC gives everyone an app update. Ant addresses the belligerence on-line as well as on-line ball washers and ball busters, tells us his take on Trump running for president, calls out Hillary, goes through some presidential logos, and then plays a joyous video of a car accident and one of drunkards in Chicago. Ant moves to the poker table to talk with Sherrod Small and Kurt Metzger about the recent Seinfeld articles, on-line hate being more aggressive than in-person hate, Rachel Dolezal racially generalizing her look, privilege in races, and they debate the logic Dolezal has in general. They guys then talk about “mattress girl,” the bullshit behind some stats, the word “rape,” raping, stigmas with rape, rapity rape rape, crying rape, and then get off rape and on to Jay Oakerson’s upcoming roast where Joe DeRosa will also be in attendance. They chat about siccing their fans on assholes, reading audiences, the media and bloggers destroying everything, the change in audience reaction due to fear, nerd power, propaganda, attention spans being shorter, and the pros and cons of social media. The guys go into overtime talking about Chyna and X-Pac on Opie and Jimmy’s show, a Pittsburgh bus slogan getting axed, we get a lesson on how the Vietnamese got the name “Charlie,” hear about past treatment of soldiers in reality vs. in movies, the government shielding images, Colin Quinn’s new book, Matt Lauer’s interview with Rachel Dolezal, and get the truth about tipping. Ant tries to explain dick spray to the guys, Kurt talks about his interview on Inside Amy, Kurt’s girlfriend Karen joins to the boys to talk about her open relationship with him, and Ant reminisces about past threesomes and exes.

Today’s show starts by chatting about Rich Vos on Legion of Skanks last night, we get the lowdown on Donald Trump’s hair, watch a clip of Trump talking about his presidential plans, and Ant tells us what he thinks of Trump’s ideas. We watch a douche chilling video of robot Hillary, Ant waxes on candidates and presidents from the past, discusses the attempted assassination of Ronald Regan, we read about Hulk Hogan’s lawsuit with Gawker, and get an update on the escaped prisoners. We see a video of an adorably racist kid, watch an interview with a young shark attack victim, see a report on phantom drones helping spot sharks, find out there might be a Rachel Dolezal sex tape and that her brother might have sexually assaulted her, and Ant talks about what a “victim” Rachel is and Munchausen Syndrome. Ant plays the trailer from “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen,” wishes a happy anniversary to the OJ Simpson low speed chase, talks about that event changing history, the Goldman/Simpson curse, we see part of the cast of FX's “American Crime Story,” and look at throwback video of OJ getting away with murder. KtC gives a quick studio update, we look at a Sea World commercial and a rebuttal one, Ant talks about the documentary Black Fish, tells us about the time he saved a beached whale, we hear a similar story from George Costanza, rate a few vaginas, read a news story about a dog fucker, see a “Mattapan life” video of cops and naked dude, a new video from a black pool party, and TACS ends with a friendly reminder to check out Legion of Skanks tonight at 10pm!

TACS begins with a recap of last night’s LOS shenanigans, we see the sexy side of Stinky, Ant talks about the racial divide in America, discusses the Charleston shooting and Dylann Roof, and Chip Chipperson calls in with his extremely important two cents. We then look at some “erotic” pics of Rachel Dolezal, Ant reads and dissects an article from Piers Morgan, talks about Ricky Gervais trying to end the dog meat trade in China, we learn watching cat videos is good for you, and see a prank video from Arnold Schwarzenegger. Anthony moves to the Jacuzzi where Stuttering John, Dave Smith, and Jessa Rhodes are to talk about Jessa’s burned out stomach lining, how and why she got into porn, strip clubs, and Dave shares a story about fucking a stripper. Jessa explains her transition from stripping to porn, they talk about the documentary “Hot Girls Wanted,” relationships in the adult industry, BSM and facial abuse, stalkers, Jessa’s family, McDonalds uniforms, dating, social media, dick pics, getting recognized in public, women scorned, and dick sizes. They then chat about assholes on Twitter, feminists, objectifying, attractive qualities in the opposite sex, jealousy, showering, overnight guests at the compound, and Jessa leaves the hot tub and the three topless guys chat about hot chicks in porn, Luis J. Gomez, and plug their upcoming shows.

Monday’s show starts with Anthony telling us about his 40th anniversary of Jaws experience and doing two test shows for the new Red Eye, he then reads a news article regarding Greg Gutfeld and Canada, plays a Canadian news clip hating on Gutfeld, and reminds us all to check out Gavin McInnes tonight on this very network. Ant talks about the jerky tweets that flew between him and Piers Morgan, people comparing America to other countries, we learn about the “K-word,” and discuss Obama being on Marc Maron’s podcast. Ant brings up the absurdity of analyzing crazies, the inability to voice your own opinion without backlash, race baiters, pride in heritage, the callers chime in, and KtC shows us some video of the new studio. We hear about Taylor Swift’s letter to Apple, go through Monday’s mail, have a little “gun and government” chat, get acquainted with MC Rove, see a high-flying cat, the callers get back in on the action, we watch a guy get beat the fuck up at poker, take a look at country flags, talk about Bobo’s field trips, and the day wraps with a clip of Sammy Hagar loving on Michael Anthony followed by Anthony loving on Sammy.

The President and CEO of TACS unveils the new show app and explains its features, Ant talks about his evening with Gavin McInnes, bitches about how much better Gavin’s set looks, we see a Stephen Colbert promo and a pic of him taking part in a Charleston march, and get a Comedy Central update with “the holy grail of liberal cuntdom,” and Larry Wilmore’s transformation. Anthony runs through the latest “racial news” with Don Lemon, the aftermath of Obama dropping a “n-bomb,” Photoshop’s of Don Lemon, and the confederate flag fiasco. Ant then waxes about Dick Van Patten’s death and Eight is Enough, talks pros and cons with biracial kids, we look at a Bill de Blasio’s tweet regarding the Lunar New Year, and discuss newly released stats on guns. We learn about the possibility of “see-through trucks,” see a lane change gone very wrong, find out there’s something missing from Bobby Kelly’s bio, Bobby calls in to defend himself, and Ant questions videos on being real or fakity fake fake. We look at a few “whoopsie” news moments, a throwback Johnny Carson clip, Ant channels Carson, talks some shop on the new studio set up, reminisces about nuclear wars drills and bomb shelters, goes through James Horner’s (R.I.P.) movie music, and tells us that on “this day in history” Peter Falk died. Ant then suggests a Colombo skit of his own, goes through some actors that appeared on Columbo, we look at Tracy Morgan’s first tweet, clips of escalator accidents, the TV event “The Day After,” and talk about NATO getting the old band back together.

TACS begins with the “drama” that went down with Rich Vos and Opie on-air this morning, Ant talks about his tweet regarding the Boston bomber, people comparing the Boston bomber to the Charleston shooter, his most recent Twitter battles, the use of the word “nigger” by race and context, and the callers join in on the convo. Ant then talks about females hating the word “slit” and “cunt,” explains his one sided Twitter banter with Jon Stewart, breaks down the Fear Factor element behind ISIS videos, and briefly talks about Obama’s plan to soften policies on hostage negotiations. Ant moves to the poker table where he talks to Kaytlin Bailey about her one woman show “Cuntagious,” political ideology, Planned Parenthood, dragging religion into unnecessary topics, and Kaytlin tells us about her abortion. They then get into the racial tensions in America, domestic violence, gray areas when it comes to rape, sex with and without condoms, “no meaning no” and slut shaming, Kaytlin talks about her family influences, they debate the government infringing on our rights, free speech, Lenny Bruce, and navigating people’s emotions on social media. They also talk about both sides reacting to the confederate flag, dredging up old history, looking to the future instead of resolving the past, the impact being labeled a “racist” has, impunity in some instances, Kaytlin explains her thoughts on changes in demographics, they debate racial injustice in history, innovations in technology hurting and helping the future, diversity in demographics, and people holding back our country.

DICIS starts the show with threats galore, Ant then recaps last night’s LOS that included partying and puking, he chats about handling your liquor, Apple removing civil war games because of the confederate flag, we look at a game that was axed from Apple, and question when the “offensiveness” will end. Ant discusses getting busted for social media postings, does #TBT with a Alyssa Milano story and pics, talks about internet killing the magazine star, what really makes your eyes burn in pools, club pool parties, "Chicago Bobo," we read an article about what “real girls” look like, Lionel gets credit for putting us onto the “Miss Lovely Eyes” contest, and we look at old school foot x-rays and dangerous old school toys. We also see an amazing flying invention from Kenya, wish a happy birthday to George Orwell, Pat Dixon joins TACS to chat with Ant about puking preferences, LOS, Pat reads a ton of unintentionally hilarious NY crime news stories and he and Anthony intentionally comment on them hilariously, and TACS week ends with some pregnancy advice from Pat, talking about past relationship crazies, and threesomes.

TACS begins poolside with Nick DiPaolo where Ant explains Jimmy’s absence, they get into the latest details on the NY prison break and the possibility of it being turned into a movie, and discuss the pros and cons of the Supreme Court's ruling on same sex marriage. The guys then talk about the SpaceX explosion, technological advancements in space exploration, Ant’s upcoming 4th of July party, Donald Trump, media influence, destruction of history, and go through a few stories regarding the confederate flag. They talk about religion bashing, Dylann Roof, the death penalty, mermaid Siouxsie Q. James takes a seat spa side and explains how she got into the industry and into being a mermaid, they bring up Jaws, their stances on the sex industry, and Siouxsie sings a song about being an American whore. A stripped down Siouxsie goes for a dip while Ant and Nick listen to tape of asshat Al Sharpton hating, they pick apart Trump's views on illegal immigrants, Hillary Clinton not getting called out enough, an ISIS flag at a gay pride parade, and the NYPD being on high alert for July 4th. After DICIS makes an appearance, they talk about ISIS, ridiculous generalizations in racism, Amy Schumer, social media helping criminals, words speaking louder than actions, fascism, and the difference with news reporting and hotness between anchors. We see a new police brutality video, Nick and Ant talk about living theoretically versus what the fuck is really going on, they go through a news story about removing a Nathan Bedford Forrest statue, one on Diddy eating shit at the BET Awards, chat about military make outs, tolerance versus acceptance, they trash talk Radio Shack, Craig Schinkel calls in, and OT wraps discussing characters, racial humor, and feeling hurting weapons.

Today’s show kicks off with a weather update, we hear about Dennis’s vacation, Ant talks about the upcoming 4th of July party, his Jew neighbors, the latest on the NY prison break, and Chris Christie's presidential bid which of course leads to fatty chat and the callers “weighing in.” Ant preaches the importance of learning to drink properly, we check in on a police chase in LA, see an incredible new drone, learn all about stank ass animal waste and the chicken holocaust, look at a sexy photo of Jim Norton, and go through the lovely viewer mail. We hear about the Miss USA pageant fiasco, a KKK rally in South Carolina, Jennifer Aniston chiming in on the gay flag, and Anthony moves out to the poker table to talk with Von Decarlo about Von’s growth after Patrice’s death, her new book “Speak Fluent Man,” and the things women do to change men. They also talk about excuses in relationships, knowing your worth, sleeping around, past threesomes, what men go through to get laid, the female ego, the importance of sex, Von’s daughter, attempting to stay positive, and TACS wraps with Von and Ant discussing the Patrice documentary, letting past experiences cloud your judgement, and accepting differences of opinions.

A brand new month of TACS starts with a “Happy Canada Day” shout out, backstory on the holiday, and Matt Iseman Skypes in to talk about Home and Family, the Golden Girls, American Ninja Warrior, and as always, fanboys out to perfection. Anthony gets into some of his late night tweets, old school satire TV, we learn Forrest Tucker, George Raft, and Milton Berle had enormous cocks, and Eli Roth calls in to yap about his show “Shark After Dark,” what he’s learned from it, movies that contribute to fear of sharks, shark myths, the effect the movie Alien had on him, his directing gigs on Hostel and Hostel: Part II, and technology that protects sharks. We go through the newest on the NY prison break dude, discuss the difficulty of breaking out of jail, artwork done by criminals and the people who collect them, get a teaser of an upcoming TACS “Cribs” episode, and look at a frightening shark video. Rich Vos calls to talk about his upcoming gigs, bitch about car maintenance, explain why he’s not in studio, trash Fred and his tacos, clarify the apology he gave for the “joke gone awry” on Opie and Jimmy’s show, and proves he’s the ultimate Jew with a “TaylorMade Golf” story. The guys also talk about backlash on jokes, Gregshells, Amy Schumer, the impact Opie and Anthony had on Vos, what Bonnie’s up to, engage in a little chat about Israel, the influence of the media, manipulative Jews, the pushback on PC, hypocritical bloggers, gay marriage, consistency (or lack thereof) in racism, and hypocrisy across the US. The day ends with a horrifically skinny Tim Burton chick, looking at the trailer from “Creed,” we see a sweet pic of John McCain getting nailed, talk about Zuckerberg’s “AI system,” virtual reality headsets, subliminal messaging, Macy’s vs. Trump, Gavin’s #TakeUsDown campaign, and a “Why I Hate Long Island” article.

TACS begins poolside with Bobby Kelly and Mike Brown chatting about all things Italian, corn holing, LOS, unwanted house guests, comedy condos, and Ant’s city apartment. They also talk about Bill de Blasio. Donald Trump, jizzing in hotels, Mike’s missed opportunity to be on Empire, bed and breakfasts, Ant drops some jizz knowledge on the boys, and Bobby tells us about his new show Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll and how he learned to play drums. The guys then gab about groupies, resisting temptation, addiction, mistaken identity, we learn that Bobby fucked Letterman, they go through pics from the vagina contest, discuss holding in your shit, shitting your pants, getting Rat laid, first fucks, boy pussy, the confederate flag, and racism in comedy. TACS gets into major overtime chatting it up about blacks, coloreds, and spades, Bobby’s interracial dating, approaching females, bar game, an old school Playboy article, filming at shows, Ant’s childhood videos, fans on social media, and practicing tolerance.

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TACS is FINALLY back and Anthony kicks off Monday telling us about the flight he took to Hawaii, his Maui vacation, and the island people. We then get into the drought in California and Tom Selleck’s involvement, the show Ben did over the break, we learn about a few new banned guests at the compound, get a studio update, and hear from the callers. Ant then talks about El Chapo’s escape from prison, drug cartels, threats against Donald Trump, the presidential polls, a ridiculous and random shooting in San Francisco, and a caller discusses the illegals he deals with in Texas. Ant recaps an old story told by Mars on O&A, talks about securing the American border, gets into the latest with Amy Schumer, calls out bullshit outrage and lazy bloggers, reads a news story on Big Jay Oakerson (you go, boy!), and we see a rather sexy video from LOS. Ant chats about the upcoming roast of Big Jay, NASA's New Horizons probe doing a flyby on Pluto, plays a “making of” clip from J.J. Abrams’s Star Wars, reads an article about a drone love story, one on California grounding drones, we go through a few (very few) athletic Jews, find out why lesbians are fat, and Ant breaks down gay body types and ideal gays. Today’s show ends with the trailer from “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice,” and briefly talking about Jared Fogle, the confederate flag, Bill Cosby’s BBQ sauce, a secret camera in Starbucks, a 911 call from a flea market, “Swastika Rehabilitation Day,” and a horse fucker.

Tuesday’s show starts with Colin Quinn on the phone making some obscure Long Island references, he and Ant discuss “The Coloring Book,” sensitivity in approaching race, his new show “The New York Story,” Jerry Seinfeld, and potential changes in public office. Keith offers up a gay beach story, we look at some pics and video from the NY studio, see “Rat on the street” footage, Ant talks about the movie he watched called “True Story,” reminisces about “The Real World,” and the callers chime in. We watch the trailer for "Ash vs Evil Dead," Anthony discusses the roast of Big Jay, bums and de Blasio, we watch a meeting room tussle and a heated immigration chat on The Five, and Ant talks about Geraldo Rivera coming up in the media and we see a few throwback clips of him. We hear about a bar mitzvah blowjob lady, go through viewer mail, and the show wraps up getting completely sidetracked by ThirtyEightDD.

TACS is live from the Creek and Cave with Ant talking about the commute to the venue, potential awkward moments later during the roast of Big Jay, Colin Quinn’s upcoming premiere, and not getting invited to Amy Schumer’s premiere. Dave Smith joins Ant to talk about Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, writing roast jokes, past roasts, Keith Robinson bombing at a roast, epic roast jokes, and Rich Vos destroying (in a good way). They then discuss “getting hit first,” hypocrisy with the second amendment, the culture of gun owners, responsibilities with freedom, dictatorship, Dave’s brief Twitter battle with Lindy West and the “debate” that followed, social media warriors, and rules when it comes to oppression. After Dave kisses Ant and Gavin’s ass (kidding), they chat about changes in radio, jobs losing their luster, LOS at the compound, The Rock injuring his finger, the old days of wrestling, Marilyn Mosby’s shady family, judging on a case by case bias with “cop crimes,” and crime matching outrage. Before the show ends, the boys also talk about “carjacking,” kid thoughts and memories, expenses in the city, stereotyping by wardrobe, old school medicine, sports gambling, illegal gambling, and “who could take who.”

Rocking the “Paulie Walnuts” once again, Anthony talks about last night’s roast of Big Jay, the shooting news out of Chattanooga, the callers weigh in with their thoughts, and we hear parts of Ant’s set from last night as he defends bombing accusations. Steven Crowder joins via Skype to talk about stand-up comedy, language policing differing in America and Canada, freedom of expression, the hypocrisy of tolerance, the “courage” of Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner versus other sports stars, getting bullied for comments, comparing tragedies, walking the line of mean and funny, and Ann Coulter. Ant takes it back to the phones where Jim Norton calls to joke about being cut from Trainwreck, they critique Ant’s performance on Big Jay’s roast, talk about writing roast material, Chip brags about his roasting skills, and they briefly talk about the new studio as well as the shooting in Chattanooga. After Ant rants about what bombing means, we see a video of the new studio, he chats with the callers once again about the roast, talks about the upcoming live show from Comic-Con in Tampa, William “Bill” Shatner, Major Garrett versus Obama, a Princess Leia doll causing debate, and Marilyn Mosby’s shitty family. Our psychic friend Ant then shows us a video of a shooting drone, one of a dumb ass robber, plays the video of Big Jay handling that asshole heckler, he once again hears it about his roast appearance, gets some last digs in on poor little Joe DeRosa, and we watch Caitlyn Jenner accepting an award at the ESPY’s.

Another exciting TACS week kicks off from the poker table with Anthony and Dan Soder talking about Big Jay Oakerson, doing other people’s podcasts, advancements in computer technology, console vs. computer gaming, voice access and tracking, and trusting technology. They then get into the Ashley Madison hacking, talk about being slaves to our phones, tracing devices, a rape gone wrong news story and the press release that went along with it, gallows humor, Jaws 2, 3D movies, and the need for a new time machine film. They then chat about (un)creative memes, Vine “stars,” shitty live performers, the roast of Big Jay where Ant DID NOT BOMB, the upcoming TACS trip to Tampa, Lea Thompson and Back to the Future, Cosby’s “date rape book,” they pretty much have a “Cosby-off,” watch part of an old Cosby interview from Larry King, and laugh about Hannibal Buress telling the world what a true ghoul Cosby is. They also talk about how fucked Gawker is, the media twisting your passion, a diner getting attention for yelling at a POS annoying kid with awful parents, honesty in the homeless, and the guys wrap discussing an “assault” video from Arizona and one about trafficking baby body parts, Donald Trump’s newest political antics, The X-Files reboot, a democratic revolt of sorts, and an atomic wedgie manslaughter charge.

Tuesday’s TACS begins with a recap of Gavin’s show last night, we hear about the new NY studio and its surroundings, Ant rants about on-line harassment and eliminating the anonymity on social media, and Gavin McInnes calls in to explain last night’s antics. After a KtC studio update, Anthony gets into Trump giving up Lindsey Graham’s number, Putin and Ann Coulter, Jesse Ventura and Ann Coulter, he brings up red flags in the cartoon Speedy Gonzales, talks about the possibility of Trump becoming a candidate, waxes on the anniversary of the moon landing, goes through an article claiming the moon landing was a hoax, and a caller questions the moon landing as well. We see the queebiest “sorry/thank you” video EVER, moon landing hoax callers strike once again, we take a look at the newest mail, see hackers controlling cars, discuss the pussification of men in America after looking at a cuck, see a REAL man named Mick Fanning, and hear about some of Ant’s upcoming plans that include the Opster.

A Jim Florentine-less TACS begins learning about @BikiniForever on Twitter, Ant then discusses the Sandra Bland traffic stop video and the proper way to behave when you get pulled over, he addresses picking and choosing your battles, and the callers offer up feedback. After Ant gathers up all of his “shittery,” he joins Mike Bocchetti and Stacey Prussman at the poker table to chat about Mike’s weight loss, Stacey’s upbringing, dealing with low self-esteem and self-hate, being good-looking versus being funny, and we find out that Mike is a total crybaby. The trio then shares “cry worthy” traumatic stories, they talk about “Hidden Agenda,” Mike on Louie, podcasting with the great Artie Lange, pricks on Twitter, we find out Stacey is NOT a JAP, they discuss “outing” people, on-line harassers, crazy gun owners, mental health utopia, and crazies ruining it for legal gun owners. Ant waxes on his marriage, Mike cockblocks himself, they discuss relationships and egos, aggressive versus passive, Stacey explains why her marriage ended, Mike relives a finger sucking gone wrong, we learn Stacey is a sexy Skyper, and get the break down on eating disorders and selfish eaters. We’re also treated to some overtime with convos about excuses behind “disorders,” believing social media stories, doxing, the Ashley Madison hack, inappropriate selfies, and Mike’s inner (and outer) nerd.

Today’s show begins with chat about CQ’s new show, the LOS show last night at the compound, NY approving a minimum wage hike, Seattle’s issues with their hike, the effects of getting a free lunch, and Anthony breaks down Andy (unfunny cunt) Kindler and his upcoming “State of the Industry” speech. We then hear some tunes by Sarah Silverman, talk about hypocrisy in comedy, look at some throwback bush and titties, Ant reads the latest drone news, a quick Anthony Weiner story, we see part of a Donald Trump interview with Anderson Cooper, Ant shares his thoughts on abortion and the “what ifs” that come along with it, and he discusses what’s new all around the solar system. We see a bullet on bullet pic, discuss jizz and red wings, watch “Drinking out of Cups,” do some investigation on Dan Deacon, and the show ends with a video of a horny bath salts gal and one of a Japanese fleshlight commercial.

Post weekend TACS begins with a recap that included seeing Colin Quinn’s new show, getting sidetracked by sexy pics on Twitter, the Cosby transcript, Hulk Hogan’s “racist tirade,” and reading Brooke Hogan’s “poetry.” We then get into butt dialing, ideas (that won’t happen) for the new studio, the Phantom 3 drone, surrendering to technology, doxxing, Beavis and his antics, we see a family with a 3 ½ year old transgender (WTF?), and go through a news story on Jon Stewart. Ant moves to the table to talk with Joey Kola about ethnic diversity in Long Island, old school comedy clubs, growing up around the city, they swap childhood memories, Joey talks about his family, oddly enough, they then discuss dog shit and how awkward it is to watch certain TV/movies around family. Joey explains how he met his wife and his theory on life as a comic, they share stories about mutual friend Adam Ferrara, comedy in the 80’s and 90’s versus now, Big Jay Oakerson, and they discuss being versatile in the comedy industry and keeping your edge. They mutually rant about social importance, we learn about skin tags and “Tag Away,” Ant shares a bloody grotesque story about his mom, they chat about learning about the opposite sex, lifestyle between then and now, Joey talks about his trip to Aruba, they cover watersports and personal mishaps, Joey explains comedy on cruise ships, and Ant waxes on going to bars with his dad.

Today we start with Anthony discussing Reggie Jackson’s “profane” video and the apology that came out of it, picture and autograph hounds, Jimmy and all of his celebrity pics, Donald Trump “raping” Ivana, and predictions of this presidential debate being the highest rated ever. Out at the table, Luis J. Gomez and Dave Smith sit with Ant to air out a few gripes, they talk about dildos, shrinkage, gay fantasies, gynecologists, hemorrhoids, and Ari Shaffir’s butthole. The callers chime in with their thoughts on dicks and doctors, the guys give medical advice, talk about fingers in the ass, reminisce about taking virginities, caller “Mike” tells a long and drawn out story, the guys discuss food workers in the city, fucking randos, and “getting back in the game.” Ant reads off some audience gripes, they chat about John Cena being a beast, broken noses, Joe DeRosa, Gavin McInnes, father figures, race and generalizations, language policing yourself, compromising who you are, major mishaps in past presidents, the things Ant learned from his dad, Louis’s dead dad, and the guys talk about “what-ifs” and how they affect lives. They then get into doxxing, Dan Soder, getting shit talked on-line, Big Jay’s roast, appreciating the good things, fans misplacing anger, and wrap up in overtime talking about Andy Kindler, counterbalancing success, a reporter that was kicked out of a rally, hypocrisy in playing the victim, perpetuating racism, owning your past, the tranny kid story from yesterday, and varying psychological issues and defects.

TACS starts from the poker table where (long haired) Anthony talks with Jim Florentine about being on Louie, getting submitted for an Emmy, “upper deckers,” being cool back in the day, music now and then, things they’ve done for gals, the early days of MTV, and Jim tells us about the worst decision he’s EVER made. They get into awful movies, being crotchety, winning (or lack thereof) in relationships, “mature” musicians, living the rock life, scandalous sex, strippers, local strip clubs, stripper sex, shitty old jobs, and shitting in weird places. Jim and Ant talk about past construction jobs, work vans, the old days of stand-up comedy, Bob Levy and Rich Vos in the 90’s, club owners, Big Jay Oakerson, drunks in comedy clubs, friends in cars, drinking in cars, and That Metal Show. Jim talks about exposing his son to the metal lifestyle and after a brief “cum chat,” Bobo explains his Fan Duel strategy, the guys then yap about “deflategate” and Tom Brady, Brett Farve’s phone, Reggie Jackson, censorship and apologies, Amy Schumer, shitbag media outlets, Donald Trump, and presidents folding on issues.

Today’s early show begins with a Tampa Comic Con reminder, we learn how “packing” goes down at Ant’s house, see some clips from last night’s LOS karaoke show, and discuss the Cecil the Lion story as well as the feedback. We then learn about plane wreckage found on Reunion Island that is possibly from MH370, see a video of a reporter getting spooked, look into new evidence on Jimmy Hofa’s fate, Anthony talks about the mob now versus then, the new city studio opening August 4th, he plays a fat hillbilly fight video, a video of a daredevil semi, we look at a throwback Evel Knievel commercial, and wax on the days of daredevils. He goes through the latest on Donald Trump and Mike Cuckabee, Garrett gives us some cuck-history, we see a story about a man shooting down a drone, a video from St. Landry’s Crime Stoppers, a video from Info Wars, and one of a “beach invasion.” We then watch mass murder expert Colin Quinn getting interviewed by Don Lemon, revisit Blazing Saddles, see Corey Feldman’s band performing at a minor league baseball game, and TACS ends by going through ten racist episodes of Seinfeld.

The first episode from our NYC Studio is in the books! Anthony chats with Colin Quinn, Nick DiPaolo & Gavin McInnes in this episode you can't miss.

Ron Bennington is in the house! They chat about Amy Schumer, building a radio audience, presidential hopefuls, and more.