Season 2016 2015 - 2016

The first show of 2016 has Ant explaining his morning in court, “the system” moving slowly, the evilness of social media, and Nick DiPaolo takes a seat to chat about the court system, waste of time employees, and his podcast. The guys then get into their holiday's, insane family, the Twilight Zone, creepy ass Wonderama, the documentary “Radio Unnameable,” totally annoying commercials, the pressure of having acceptance, “the building” of Donald Trump, election betting odds, and the Clinton’s. Ant and Nick then talk about Jesse Ventura, “being the first,” James Caan and his cunty ex-wife, the movie “Sicilian Vampire,” De Niro’s ridiculous movie roles, and they watch a murderous moose video. They discuss stories regarding a vacation cruise, Air B&B, the takeover in Oregon, and Montel Williams call for deadly force, they talk about people throwing around the word “terrorists,” the 2nd amendment, the reality of living in the “land of freedom,” De Blasio vs. Cuomo, and the down on their luck homeless.

TACS begins the day with a little ribbing on Obama and his tears, Ant breaks down his thoughts on gun control issues and regulation, Joe DeVito joins Anthony to chat about wardrobe, "President pissy eyes," Clinton backing his wife, Donald Trump, Ann Coulter, and Trump odds. They then get into crazy evangelists tarnishing religion even more, a “three fap devise,” sex toys versus real sex, the old days of porn, new age porn, being “house children,” on-line dating and dating apps, and Joe Walsh Skype’s in to talk with the guys about Obama’s gun control speech, gun laws, background checks, illegal guns, civil disobedience, mean looking guns, misguided focus, screwing with statistics, and false facts. We then watch a video of lezbos touching dicks, one of mo’s touching tits, Rat tells us about touching boobs, DeVito and Ant discuss being friend zoned, and Dan Aykroyd calls in to talk about the talent out of Long Island, his booze business, his upcoming gig in Huntington, the ability to stay high energy at his age, comedy in these “PC” days, the reboot of Ghostbusters, and his thoughts on UFO’s. Joe and Ant then wrap up the day talking about G.E. Smith, The Blues Brothers, the possibility of UFO’s, and pointless filming back in the day as well as these days.

Today on TACS; Ant talks running errands in NYC & disgust with the legal system. He covers Obama's crying and other presidents & celebrities who have gotten pissy-eyed - and then plays the famous cry from TV's "Intervention". Next he dishes about Amy Schumer's cute new boyfriend, discusses the latest TSA patdown controversy, Norman Lear being PC and the (ugh) black Sir Lancelot. Ant grimmaces through the Mama June lap dance video, discusses Bad & Dirty Grandpa as well as James Caan's divorce. Then we take a bunch of phone calls, discuss the "vagina speaker", Oculus Rift, CES drones & smartphone hallucinations. Dave Smith joins the show as Ant heads into overtime and they talk Obama crying, North Korea's H bomb and closeout the show discussing The Donald.

Today’s TACS begins with a breakdown of the Netflix documentary “Making a Murderer” and Ant gives his thoughts (times a million) on what he’s seen so far, we find out that Anthony was uninvited to the upcoming Patrice benefit, he discusses the Patrice documentary, and the callers chime in regarding this Patrice update. We see a passenger drone propeller invention thingy, see some epic drone fails, Ant questions responsibility regarding autonomous drivers, and we hear from a few more callers regarding the Patrice benefit and documentary. Zac Amico joins Ant to talk about Luis J. Gomez, Sam Roberts, Vince McMahon and his “arrest,” Zac’s love of wrestling, his involvement with “Return to Nuke 'Em High,” and we watch the trailer for the movie. The guys discuss getting chicks to get naked in movies, Zac talks about doing nudity himself, whips his pierced dick out, explains “gaging,” we find out “what does it” for Zac, he explains fucking with a ring in his cock, they chat about shitty movies, great actors taking shitty roles, Leo DiCaprio, and serial killers. We check in with Fox News on their Steve Avery thoughts, they then talk further about the “Making a Murderer” doc, Zac tells us about a doc called “The Staircase,” they get back into picking apart “Making a Murderer,” and Zac explains his Twitter handle and breaks down all of the podcasts he’s involved with on his network.

A brand new TACS show kicks off with Anthony talking about David Bowie, “death hacks” on social media, the “Dancing in the Street” video, “unknown” gay musicians, a Cher and Bowie medley, and we get some Bowie trivia. Ant admits he needs to lighten up a bit, Joe DeVito joins the party to chat about David Bowie, the Golden Globes, shitty award shows, shitty variety shows, shitty styles, hot chicks on old TV, Sean Penn, El Chapo, and Ricky Gervais and Mel Gibson at the Golden Globes. We watch the footage from El Chapo’s raid, the guys discuss corrupt cops and military, drug mules, court experiences, old “edgy” sitcoms, rapefugees, accepting rape as part of a culture, apologetic liberals, people attempting to go viral, we get some Sweden/refugee/rape stats from callers, and they talk about justification for the sake of diversity. After a few more callers, Ant and Joe talk about “Making a Murderer,” John Wayne on I Love Lucy, John Wayne’s cancerous film, racist TV and movie roles, Milo’s (Nero) Twitter punishment, social media flagging, on-line ignorance, bullying, and Powerball.

Today on TACS, Anthony tells us about seeing the movie “The Big Short” and “Black Mass,” gets into the David Bowie/social media effect, Bowie on Ricky Gervais’s show, and Bowie’s last video. Joe Matarese takes a seat to chat with Ant about Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Robert Romanus, dream interviews, shitty interviews, Rupert Pupkin, Donald Trump, Prince Moulay Hassan, overly affectionate folks, and Joe tells us about taking his kid to see Star Wars. The guys then talk about getting viruses of the computer variety, TV on-line, the TV version of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, deleted scenes, editing comedy, roasting, bombing, the sale of the Playboy Mansion, awkward dad moments, Cali life, awful hairdos, hair plugs, shooting guns, and impressing chicks. The day wraps by discussing gun scenes in movies, East Side Dave’s network premiere, copyright infringement, sound-alike songs, diversification being “crazy racist,” tards on TV, and Joey Lawrence.

Hump day TACS begins with a recap of last night’s premiere episode of the East Side Dave Show, Ant breaks down the documentary “The Staircase,” talks about dealing with social media these days, the “Iran boat incident,” and Obama’s shitty foreign policy. Reverend Bob Levy takes a seat to chat about the Reagan years, the necessity of Donald Trump, last night’s State of the Union, David Bowie, oddities with Muslim countries, communicating in relationships, puggles, hurling words, East Side Dave’s completion, shit hands, and Anderson Cooper’s love of balls. They also discuss the (lack of) support of our Veterans, ghetto disease names, cultural differences, antagonizing cops, cop mentality, muzzie rapers, homo blood brothers, tribute songs, a driverless car video, car shenanigans, an “inspiring” campaign about showing your flaws, dressing appropriately, and Powerball.

Closing out the week, Ant explains his wardrobe, gives his thoughts on the docs “The Suitcase” and “Making a Murderer,” explains his new life routine, praises Trump, and tells us about attempting to stay off Twitter. Callers discusses his part in the Patrice O'Neal doc, tonight debate, his “girlfriend pattern,” him possibly having depression, accepting refugees, USC requiring sexual history, and Ant once again tries to clarify his feelings and his wardrobe. He then gets into the Oscar nominees, shitbag Al Sharpton’s “outrage,” the Image Awards, hypocrisy in diversity, we see a hair-raising waffle house story, learn about boiling weaves, and the callers have their say on depression, seatbelt wearing, and car deaths vs. gun deaths. Rat tell us about a car accident he was in, Ant defends the “black talk,” talks about his broadcasting freedom, a drone-catcher, porn technology, Charlie Sheen going to Mexico for a HIV cure, we go through a list of celebs who died of AIDS, learn about Brother Joe’s “almost AIDS,” chat about author Colin Flaherty, black awards shows, ASPCA commercials, homeless people with pets, and opinion changing to influence others opinions. Pat Dixon comes in to wrap up with Ant talking about having no limits, the new velvety desk, Alan Rickman’s death, jerking off, intrusive ads, KtC’s mob ties, and loving the shows on TACS network.

It’s MLK day on TACS and Anthony discusses the lack of traffic and sales, baby dolls gone wrong, a Judge Judy idiot, an (old) Mike Greenberg whoopsie, Tinder fails, and we inspect new and old ways to freshen up a vag. After we look at a few more old timey ads, Colin Flaherty joins the show to talk about racial pushback, ignoring racial violence, lack of self-responsibility, discipline in schools, “taboo” topics, and shifts in ideology. The guys then talk about double standards, “Oscar’s so white,” Obama’s blatant love of race, race by area, Jada Pinkett Smith playing victim, the Image Awards, Chelsea Handler doing “race,” inner-city school teachers, white racism, fighting victimization with the truth, and a heil Hitler granny. Ant and Colin also chat about drunken partygoers, family structures, an anti-pedophilia bill, reporting racial violence, the presidential candidates, an Uber lawsuit, TJ Sotomayor, gassing up planes, Scholastic pulling a George Washington book, a jack-off booth in NY, lowering the drinking limit, stolen weapons, and we wrap up MLK day hearing about the inspiration behind Colin’s book titles.

The great Ron Bennington joins Anthony today to yap about Glenn Frey, Miami Vice, cockblockers, SiriusXM, psychic powers, depression, Ant’s dating decisions, David Bowie, and Ronnie tries to give Anthony life advice. Anthony expresses his innocence and his guilt when it comes to relationships, they discuss the Oscar nominees, Star Wars, PC changes in the industry, being political, Amy Schumer, Star Wars predictions, bangable guys and assholes in movies (unrelated), repetitive watching, shark mouth’s, and jizzing. The callers chime in with their asshole pics (no, not that kind), the guys talk about Quentin Tarantino, Jesus freaks, Guns N' Roses, the demise of MTV, YouTube stars, more movie assholes, the Rocky stairs, having a “cross to bear,” an article saying The Eagles were a horrific band, and coming full circle. East Side Dave joins the boys to laugh about show adjustments, Dave’s show and his team, Wildwood, bad parental knowledge, Star Wars conspiracies, smoking, Desperado, Springsteen, Manilow, swearing in front of your parents, cover-up make-up, Don McLean, fucking up bands, Carol Miller, and Ray Liotta.

Today’s 300th episode of TACS gives us Mike Brown and Anthony talking about attempting to handle your mail, Beavis the destroyer, the repercussions for late payments, double digit rape, Cosby’s attorney, the presidential candidates and their ideas, and Sarah Palin endorsing Trump. We hear what MSNBC had to say about Palin and Trump, the guys chat about panel shows, election odds, fake ass Hillary, Heather Matarazzo "feeling the bern," pointless polling, screaming your way out of politics, hip piercings, man buns and braids, tattoo evolution, grooming loyalty, and we revisit weave boiling. After TACS gets vintage with some old timey products, we see a shitting unicorn, recap a bit of yesterday’s show with Ronnie B, they discuss the Oscar nominees and movies, the lack of Asian outrage, black Twitter, Asian representation on TV and in movies, and Pat Morita.

Ending TACS week, Ant does a little train bitching before (not a singer) Joe DeVito takes a seat at the desk to reminisce about the old days of recording, bands and breakups, growing up nerdy, pot, pump houses, school teachers and classes, cool kid drug dealers, and not applying yourself. They stay in “old school land” discussing putting their dick in things, chicks diddling, almost shooting loads at school dances, erotic parachutes, artsy kids, and they take a look at the GED test. We watch some Aussie aquatic videos, Joe and Ant talk about fear in the water, hot celebrity daughters, the big upcoming snow storm, crybaby monster Daniel Holtzclaw, we get “musical” with a shitbag family video, and go through some OK Cupid stats on love and aging. They also get into the latest on Amy Schumer, bombing, shitty material, the callers chime in to talk more about Amy, and the guys wrap up talking about bad Boston weather, Mount Everest, and an article about detoxing your vag with herb balls.

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TACS is back with Anthony talking about #Blizzard2016, his weekend poker, watching a bit of football, and Joe DeVito joins to discuss fighting on social media, a magician vs. Amy Schumer, Ralphie May vs. Chelsea Peretti, and the X-Files reboot. We see a skit from this weekend’s SNL, the guys chat about fucking teachers, jimmie tits, messy food sex, photobombing reporters, snow shovel Teen Spirit, Don Most, Happy Days jumping the shark, “shocking” old network TV, and Bloomberg’s independent run. They also talk about political shakeups, a phlegm filled Hillary, no win scenarios, Rotten Tomato’s rating of Dirty Grandpa, Robert De Niro, cringe worthy rentals, shitty trailers, the old school show Ark II, “outrage” over a fish eating cat, dangerous pets, and Joe’s writing class.

Anthony is joined by Tom Shillue to chat about people who think the world is flat, Red Eye, dependable guests, dealing with odd schedules, and they pick apart a cop tazing video and one of Danny Most crooning. They then get into terrible celebrity endorsements, Abe Vigoda kicking the can, Barney Miller, The Waltons, Richard Dreyfuss, on-line shopping, drone delivery, robots, Transatlantic accents, and Tom waxes on old movies. The guys get back into Red Eye and the hosts, discuss Fox News haters, last night’s Democratic Town Hall, generic richness, buying and selling gold, Tom makes an early exit, and Ant continues on to chat with the in studio audience about the Patrice O’Neal benefit. After we see a clip from last night’s Town Hall, Ant talks about fake power moves, Michael Bloomberg, Rand Paul’s description of Trump, an “Ask Amy” hoax, the continuing Amy Schumer stealing saga, relationship guidance, doing impressions, Seth Meyers’s Boston accent, and the day wraps with a few caller comments and suggestions.

Today Ant justifies his wardrobe choices, Luis J. Gomez takes a seat while Anthony recaps being uninvited to the Patrice benefit, they chat about social media blocking, the old days of blocking, inconsiderate phone use, boring cruises, dream vacations, and getting weed abroad. Luis explains committing to getting gay, we see a Jodi Arias music video, look into the Jodi Arias murder case, they pick apart Trump not doing the next debate, the candidates, the lack of respect for America, PC equality, making racists more racist, white guys being dumb fucks, a black lives matter rally gone wrong because of an Asian, and the (non) freedom of expressing opinions. We see maniacal Hillary, the guys discuss trusting politicians, Amy Schumer, “parallel thinking,” research and joke thieves, calling attention to fat shaming, they do some (a lot) fat shaming themselves, talk about East Side Dave’s show, “nice pans,” drinking, comedy and drugs, Craigslist crimes, crossing the line when protecting yourself, and Bernie Goetz.

Guests: Rev. Bob Levy, Steven Crowder

TACS brand new week kicks off with Ant’s review of last night’s “Grease Live,” projections on tonight’s Iowa caucus as well as wtf caucus even means, we see a (dead) “winner” from a Loverboy video, and pay tribute to Abe Vigoda with an old sketch. We watch a cringe worthy video from the O&A days, see a badass cop do some movie shit during a hostage situation, Sarah Palin laying down the law, Joe DeVito pops in to chat about TV and movie watching, musical theatre, being famous (not) from your town, the negatives of Twitter, and Kurt Metzger awesomely trolling on Twitter. Frank D'Angelo takes a seat to talk about social media, being Sicilian, James Caan, his movie “Sicilian Vampire,” Grease Live, one gazillion dollars in Canada, locations becoming characters, and James Caan’s favorite joke. We find out about Frank’s singing career, the guys talk about Canada, Loverboy, The Eagles, Abe Vigoda, asshole movie characters, Quentin Tarantino, film suggestions, movie trailers, De Niro and Pacino, shitty gigs, and haunting people. Ending the show, Ant, Joe, and Frank yap about the supernatural, fending for yourself, animal dicks (not like that), cat videos, crazy birds, rude cats, evolution, and animal senses.

Today’s TACS begins with the news that sweet Rat will be leaving the show, Gavin McInnes comes in to express his thoughts on Rat leaving, the guys rip Rat a new one, continue to rip him a new one, and rip him a new one some more. Gavin and Ant discuss last night’s caucus, Cruz’s apology, Ben Carson’s B.O., stabbers, Hillary vs. Bernie, Bill Devane, and Guinea week continues as Mike Finoia takes a seat to talk about Italian cooking, hoarding, and stashing drugs. The guys yap about growing up, family sayings and similarities, old music, mixing drugs with music, coke nights, Bowie conspiracies, assisted death, a propped up poker game, inconsiderate fuckwad kids, and Mike’s marriage and roommate situation. Mike and Ant also chat about comedic timing, having a “fuck it” mentality, getting into stand-up later in life, Greg Giraldo, Xanax, Dave Attell, old jobs, bullying, tipping, and we go back in time with old AT&T ads, brick phones, and modern conveniences.

A frotastic Anthony begins today’s TACS waxing on Florida Evans, James’s death, and sad TV episodes, we see Gavin McInnes picking apart pandering commercials, Ant points out racial differences in commercials, and gushes about the Oculus for Samsung. We see a video for “VirtuaDolls,” get into jerkoff and virtual porn chat, hear from a few callers, talk about the hypocrisy in affirmative action, a hot cat loving poker player, candidates dropping out of the race, Trump vs. Jeb, and TACS gets all sorts of forensic on Sam Abernathy. Ant talks about his upcoming date, a life sucking plane explosion, Utah’s thoughts on porn, a pointless Melissa Harris-Perry news story, fake ass professors, The People V. O.J. Simpson, democrats sucking up, Casey Anthony’s yard sale, and Sydney Simpson. Paul Mecurio (finally) arrives to yap it up with Ant about assholes on the subway, the lying homeless, scary ass Bill Devane, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Paul tells a super gay overpriced salad story, they discuss John Travolta’s face and hair, Stephen Hawking’s “brilliance,” Paul's podcast, and Paul gives VR porn a whirl.

Big court day part two for Ant this morning so he walks us through its snail-like process, we see Gavin McInnes’s b-hole, revisit sexy poker player and possible felon Sam Abernathy, and Mike Vecchione and Tony Hinchcliffe join the show and explain their Italian-ness. Tony breaks down his new Netflix special, they chat about the old days of stand-up specials, comedy in NY and LA, Warren Moon’s rape analogy, Cam Newton, an electrifying Aussie video, and the latest with Bill Cosby. The one and only Sam Abernathy Skypes in to talk about poker strategies, how she got into poker, causing distraction, the “Sam Abernathy mug shot,” her upcoming schedule, and her Bengal cat. After Ant, Mike, and Tony jerkoff all over Sam’s looks, they discuss a bomber bombing himself, passenger shaming, the Zika virus, Zita virus babies, non-nude Playboy, Harley Quinn Smith’s almost kidnapping, Taylor Swift’s stalker, a condom waterhead challenge, and an under boob pen challenge. We hear about Tony’s podcast “Kill Tony,” they talk about bullshit news stories, political humor, the Trump show, old ass Bernie, hold music, Super Bowl, pre-computer games, dangerous toys, dangerous car rides, childhood shenanigans, old jerkoff material, and taxi porn.

We start a brand new TACS week with a recap of Super Bowl and the goings on with Cam Newton, Anthony dispels rumors that he is fact wearing lipstick, gets into the Super Bowl commercials, comic book movies, and an uncomfortable movie called “Lamb.” TACS celebrates the Chinese New Year with a special correspondent explaining the year of the monkey, we look into the awkward republican candidate entrances, Jeb’s mommy, Bernie versus Hillary, Larry David on SNL, and we see a video of the latest crane collapse. North Korea is back in the news (as if it ever left), Ant chats some more about Super Bowl and the halftime show, the guys go ass versus ass, Gavin McInnes joins Ant to discuss man rape, rape jokes, a female motocross fail, and question why people even want men and women to be the same. After Anthony preaches free speech, we check in on Casey Anthony’s tits, see an 8-year-old robber, talk about law abiding gun owners, parent’s naughty items, dicks and New Zealand politics, Beyoncé, Black Panthers, and Bruno Mars.

Today’s TACS begins with Anthony singing the praises of Gavin McInnes’s world record broadcast attempt, he shits all over the haters on social media, talks about being pro-choice, liberal dumb non-egg eaters, and the Twitter Trust & Safety Council. Mike Finoia and Mike Ward take a seat at the desk to chat with Ant about strip clubs in Canada, “angry” Canadians, phone issues, texting and driving, Super Bowl commercials, that asshole Cam Newton, and they go through a list of football players that had money issues. The guys look at lottery winners that went broke, they talk about the debt, pollution, get into shit talk with shit stories galore, yap about crazy ass animals, meat eating, Paris Jackson in AA, child porn, child porn loop holes, and try to figure out exactly how Paris Jackson looks like her late dad.

Anthony jumps right into the most recent presidential candidate results, talks about equality, overly energetic crowds, first ladies, and Joe Matarese joins the show to talk about the new desk, the magic of CGI, and live broadcasting. They chat about movie magic, flying private, Xanax, Trapped in the Closet, and sibling rivalry. They also get into exaggerated accents, the judicial system, lil’ (big) Beavis, crazy cats, cat hair, Sunday mornings, making investments, big boy toys, expensive ass NY, impulse purchases, handling your finances, and city shakedowns.

TACS ends the week with some science chat, Ant talks about the movie “Synchronicity,” we find out that it’s not in fact Rat’s last day, and Bobo is in studio to explain himself and talk about the Mets. We find out that Hugh Hefner’s son was fired for wanting to see tits, watch the Chip Chipperson pilot (donate at Indiegogo), go through a news story about a GM employee who was fired for saving a life, one on Rosie O’Donnell thinking Autism is funny, and Neil deGrasse Tyson joins the show. Neil talks with Ant about the mission to Pluto, Mars, space technology, Martian soil, space exploration, senior citizen Superman, Einstein’s gravitational waves theory, the American space program, a meteorite (not) killing a man, space vehicles, and Graham's number. Esther Ku swaps out with Neil to dumb it down (kidding) talking with Anthony about Periscope, gardening, raffles, hair salons, retainers, religion brainwashing, cults, Abe Vigoda, kangaroo’s (da fuck?), wacky sports fans, Ant’s jail “visit,” and shitty teenage skin.

Today’s TACS begins with Jesse Ventura’s newest conspiracy theory, Lionel Media is with Anthony talking about the death of Antonin Scalia, the questions surrounding his death, Alex Jones’s theory on Scalia’s death, what make you a citizen, and busting apart conspiracies. They also discuss Scalia’s history, the presidential candidates, Bill and Hillary’s relationship, family entitlement, shitbag Al Sharpton, and Chris Christie’s glorious camel toe. We watch a fried chicken commercial, see Scorch’s sizzle reel and a bit more of Alex Jones, find out Stephen Fry makes “sexist” jokes, Ant talks about his age appropriate teeth, the movies he watched over the weekend, Trump’s electability, HBO’s new show “Vinyl,” and takes some video game suggestions from the callers.

Tuesday’s TACS kicks off with a recap of last night boring ass Grammy’s, Anthony gets into Kanye’s latest craziness, French assholes, the worst documentary ever “Charlie Victor Romeo,” and we hear from a few callers. Harrison Greenbaum joins the show to discuss the questions surrounding Scalia’s death, the newest news on Jodi Arias, shitty haircuts, Magi-Fest, bad bank robbers, Criss Angel billboards, David Blane, and revealing magic tricks. The guys talk about Britney Spears, the Olsen twins and their old husbands, Vanity dying, hot sistas, Bronies, conventions, crossover toys, destroying toys, new drone laws, drone snatching eagles, and a total hater calls in. They also chat about unattractive names, plus sized models in Sports Illustrated, breaking down barriers, unattainable women, and we find out that Florence Henderson is still a sex hound.

Today Anthony is joined by Zac Amico to discuss assholes on social media, Kanye’s debt, the old days of the internet and the advertisements, the Aniston ass pic, and Luis J. Gomez’s (semi) association with the UFC. We hear about Ronda Rousey’s suicidal thoughts, the guys talk about being hot versus cold, (not) picking up strays, tearjerker TV and movies, pet deaths, Casey Kasem losing his shit, and presidential candidate pandering. We see Hillary’s gross hacking, the trailer for Kindergarten Cop 2, Ant and Zac chat about racially motivated tomfoolery, practicing awareness, Paul McCartney getting door denied, and Tyga on Kimmel. They revisit fatties in Sports Illustrated and My 600-lb Life, we get exposed to a new T.L.C. show (heads up, we’re still puking), see a woman with a lost belly button, they discuss Time Square shenanigans, The Seven-Ups, transgender bathrooms, Dice on Vinyl, and The People V. O.J. Simpson.

TACS ends the week with Ant and Mike Finoia talking about doing random radio shows, radio gimmicks and pranks, sports rivalries, watching sports as kids, jai alai, and rusty nails. The guys reminisce about old jobs, chat about Vinyl on HBO, Bobby Cannavale, Louis CK, movie music, Kanye’s douchbaggery, Lady Gaga at the Grammy’s, The People V. O.J. Simpson, and binge watching TV. Anthony goes off about the movie “Primer,” they yap about “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” TACS Network, fucking animals (what?), animal abuse, people with down syndrome, pole dancing kids, “Trophy Kids,” and the joy of watching movies at home.

Anthony is back with Dave Smith and Luis J. Gomez talking guns, Asian delivery guys, the consequences that come from acting rowdy, slutty dressing, and they recap their weekend’s. They discuss Rat versus John, wacky legalities, Hitler’s dick, being dick ready, tricking gals, the handicapped, social justice warriors, macroaggression, disabled dating, swipe dating, interracial dating, movie rape, and Trump’s last victory speech. Dave leaves and Ant and Luis continue on to talk about social media goals, Big Jay Oakerson, Vos’s sobriety, annoying ass Kayne West, monkey fucking, AIDS, AYDS candy, Sebastian Bach, the old days of rock and roll, and musicians with shitty contracts.

Anthony is joined by a gimpy Ari Shaffir to chat about his latest injury, Canadian healthcare, Ari’s pro bono work, the old days of music marketing, asshole record store employees, and Ant drops dimes on assholes in stores in general. They talk about “having game,” prepping for dates, Ant tells a story of missed pussy, we hear about upcoming guests on Ari’s show “This is Not Happening,” and they get into “idiot voices,” phone relationships, and horny chicks. Ari and Ant discuss the early days of pregnancy tests, Apple and the FBI, Donald Trump, political hypocrisy, shady ass Hillary Clinton, the importance of voting, lame laws, Yoko Ono’s “music,” Lennon the cuck, McCartney the cuck, and Ant reminisces about Cal Ripkin and Kevin Costner. They talk about The People v. O.J. Simpson, the McMahon family, fake ass wrestling, we meet Flossie Dickey, and the guys wrap talking about Trump’s plans, the lack of open forums, Ari’s show, resisting arrest, dating, and Ant’s jail stint.

Midweek TACS brings us Reverend Bob Levy and Anthony (aka Paulie Walnuts/Mike Brady) yapping about salons, square dancing, and Geno Bisconte joins to further discuss dancing in schools, Geno’s living situation, hotel sex, hotel filth, and Joe Rogan on Dada 5000. They get into “words hurting,” Geno’s biggest pussy move ever, the beautiful Mount Airy, phone fears, road gig drama, gambling and sports betting, “special” sex, “special” prom dates, Giovanni Ribisi, and the presidential candidates. The trio also discusses comedy specials, Rich Vos, we see an incredible throwback pic, they talk about throwback dick, old cop shows, Investigation Discovery shows, Columbo, insane robot technology, and The People v. O.J. Simpson. TACS comes to a close with the guys chatting about Robert Blake getting off the hook for murder, Robert De Niro, movies that hold up, “funny” cops, lying ass politicians, and being “offended.”

TACS ends the week with Ant talking about the possibility of Donald Trump being the president, Nick DiPaolo and Chuck Nice take a seat to chat with Anthony for Chuck’s quickest appearance ever, and Bill Nye joins the squad to discuss Newton, global warming, beach life, innovation, climate records, and the science community. The guys also talk about standing army’s, weather patterns, environmental impact, the liberal agenda, storing electricity, taxing the shit out of people, cause and effect, America’s mindset, “earth day,” the Pittsburgh Steelers (the fuck??), fracking, palm oil (the fuck??), space, Bill’s trip to Cape Canaveral, and the bottom line here folks is, Bill Nye is smart as fuck and we’re all dumb. After smarty pants Bill leaves, Nick and Anthony wrap the week yapping about challenging smart people, Hillary on criminals, the presidential candidates, (not) Frank Lopez, racism in college, “I hate cock glasses,” being helpful on public transportation, big business, impressions, and Damone

Today Anthony gives his thoughts on last night’s movie person contest (aka the Oscars), Rich Vos calls in to give us his behind the scenes take, and Pete Lee and Chuck Nice take a seat to talk about nerding out, Chuck’s upbringing, Pete’s past acting gigs, and auditions. They get back into last night’s Oscars, yap about Sly Stone, Chris Rock’s hosting/comedic duty, Shaun King’s thoughts, lil’ Kevin Hart, Chuck makes his exit and Ant and Pete continue on to chat about Trump endorsements, Trump supporters, social media, and the relevance of the Klan. The guys also discuss a headless child in Moscow, religion, cheating, Pete’s awesome girlfriend, Ant’s “boyfriend experience,” jealousy, a shooting spree in Kansas, the latest with Captain Clay Higgins, Melissa Harris-Perry, shitbag Al Sharpton, and Pete’s young lay.

Super Tuesday TACS is here and Anthony is spouting off his thoughts on the primary election, social media influence, candidate promises, hating on politicians, businessmen vs. politicians, and voting choices. Mike Ward joins Ant to talk about his album “Pedophile Jokes & Death Threats,” his court case, explaining jokes, joke sensitivity, country fleeing, words hurting, “pink shirt day,” and Ant tells us about the TV series “11.22.63” and the movie “Landmine Goes Click.” They get into crazy news with a MSNBC host unnecessarily bringing up race, right and left leaning media, chancellor Chuck Henson’s letter to MU, Jesse Ventura mulling over becoming a running mate, John Oliver’s rant on Trump, Bill O'Reilly’s custody battle, and fake ass Hillary Clinton. The guys discuss the old days of stealing, the pussification of Bill Clinton, we hear the most bring phone call known to man, and they wrap up chatting about drone technology, the Atlas robot, dog robots, possible running mates for Trump, and the Amazon Echo.

A sleepy Ant tells us about the movie “Generation War,” he expresses his hate for the homeless, talks with KtC about pissing and drinking in public, breaks down the Super Tuesday results and the candidates, and we hear from a few callers. Anthony talks about being tested, an infomercial for boobs maybe, a vagina beauty contest, the “science” behind squirting, Scott Kelly’s year in space, we see some crazy space stuff, a coke smuggling vag, and (not) Ricky Gervais calls in. Ant then discusses blowing off public feedback, banging tranny’s, Reddit posts, Keith the Cuckold, and Mike Finoia takes a seat to talk about his show “Finer Things,” upcoming show dates, and fan feedback.

Ending the TACS week, Anthony talks about the latest with the election, Mitt Romney trashing Donald Trump, Aaron Berg and Harris Stanton take a seat to further talk about the election, shock campaigning, and Romney’s hypocrisy. Harris talks about the car accident he was in with Tracy Morgan, the after effects, Tracy’s likeability, the NY comedy circuit, and Patrice O’Neal. The guys discuss “bullying,” Lena Dunham, Bobo drops a bit (a lot) of knowledge on us, we investigate Bobo’s job, and they get in to “romance talk” covering cheating with ugly chicks, hot chicks, squirters, spitters, ass eating, and period sex. Ant, Harris, and Aaron also yap about hipsters, old school road trips, Donald Trump Jr., Zoe Saldana in blackface, non-racial decisions, Nina Simone, the new Ghostbuster trailer versus the old one, the Roots remake, murder TV shows, getting away with murder, kids showing signs of becoming insane, and only feeling bad about certain killings.

Ant starts the show by singing the praises of Pat Dixon and Rebel Lynn, he picks apart Jesse Ventura’s possible platform, Nick DiPaolo calls in to plug, chat about Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Mussolini, and Ant gets back into Ventura’s maybe plans with a perfect impression of Jesse. We see Sam Roberts getting his wrestling on, Ant talks about Hulk Hogan’s sex tape trial, presidential power, facts behind outsourcing, gender neutral bathrooms, changes over at O&J, Harry Connick Jr. in Independence Day, and we see the trailer for Independence Day: Resurgence. We check out a parachute crash landing, a caller talks about Pete Davidson, we watch a “feel good” baseball clip, see a Hillary hater, look at pics of a Ferrari car crash, Ant and KtC reminisce about speeding in a Ferrari, we hear some bad news regarding Bankroll Fresh, and a caller brings up plane parachute stats and facts. (rip goose).

Today Anthony has Zac Amico and Luis J. Gomez in studio with him chatting about “International Women’s Day,” gal on guy assault, Kim K’s nudie pic, Chloe Moretz’s shade throwing, Sharon Osbourne’s nudie pic, and counting your woman blessings. We learn all about “naked shows,” they discuss gimmick comedy, Louis CK on Trump, Hitler, celebrity presidents, the presidential candidates, word policing, and the presidential race reality show. Special guest Ron Bennington joins the candidate conversation, they talk about Nazi’s, voting polls, Luis’s comedy, “controversy” at SiriusXM, rewriting the constitution, Trump’s finances, and we get a Fez update. We watch an anti-Trump ad, they talk about East Side Dave and his show, Black Earl, pissing in public, legal advice from criminals, Sam Roberts wrestling, a real ghost ship, rolling up hill, Bonnie McFarlane’s new book, Pat Dixon, Melissa Click getting canned, the power of Hillary, Google cars, spy drones, and FBI hacks.

It’s scientific experiment day on TACS and Ant sits with Dave Smith and Mike Cannon to discuss facts and fictions regarding female ejaculate, Dr. Bobo takes a seat to explain his part in the show today, and the guys talk a bit of politics. While we’re waiting for Natasha Starr to come/cum, Pat Dixon fills us in on his show the other night, we hear about a mile high boombox fight, they chat about phone blocking, a punched protester, and Dr. Steve Skypes in to drop some knowledge about female ejaculate and the fluids it’s technically made of. Rick Shapiro joins the guys to talk about squirting, Natasha Starr and Rebel Lynn get in on the squirting chat, and Natasha sits down and gets down to business with a little help from Rebel. With some guidance from Dr. Steve, an ejaculate sample is tested and the scientific experiment is complete. (No spoilers.) The guys then talk about “retro” making a comeback as well as the experiment that went down today, Bobo expresses his gratitude, and they wrap up yapping about FBI hacks, good girls versus naughty ones, Natalia Starr, Chumlee’s arrest, and Bobo’s dick issues.

TACS begins the day with breaking news on Todd Palin, Anthony talks about his weekend which included watching a Watergate doc, the NYC Crime Report Awards, day light savings time cock blocking fun, predicting the last remaining candidates, and Larry David on SNL. He then gets into Trump versus Hillary, the media creating spins with coverage, America creating a revolution, and Tommy Pope and Tim Butterly take a seat at the desk to chat about real names, fat kids, Tim’s “real” job, Tommy’s old jobs, and going from doing nothing to something. They also talk about changes in NY, Philly living, Ron Bennington, fighting back on social media, the presidential candidates, Richard Simmons, Madonna being “edgy,” Cesar Millan’s “scandal,” Jackson Galaxy, and using social media in the right way. We get the backstory and details on their show “Delco Proper,” they yap about kids, childhood, school life, kids cursing at the right and wrong time, cool family, shitty houses, neighbors, and moving around.

TACS begins with a tease of East Side Dave’s show and with teasing the neighbors, Ant tells us about a gulf war doc he’s watching, gets into “Super Tuesday” predictions, the smear campaign against Trump, cunty Hillary, MC Rove, and more on cunty Hillary. We see a news story about a robbery gone wrong, Anthony discusses having pride, GoFundMe pages, and Joe Matarese takes a seat to talk about driving in the city, NY street food, the presidential candidates, and (not) kid movies. The guys chat about exposing kids to adult things, the new Indiana Jones movie, Japan’s pay scale, non-American girls, a throwback clip of Bill O'Reilly going ape shit, nutty parents, teacher tenure, and having one shot to accomplish something. Joe talks about doing stand-up on TV, they yap about sound checking, shitty club owners, angry women quoting Trump, judging by looks, a “scandal” involving http://WhitePeopleMeet.com, we take a look through the website, and the day wraps with the “mentally challenged” and an awful homemade rally video.

TACS starts the day with a recap on “Super Tuesday,” Anthony gives his opinion on the movie “The Hateful Eight,” bitches about his cable provider, explains what a beating Trump will give Hillary, plays a doggone great Trump ad (apologizes on awful the pun), and we hear Hillary’s stance on coal miners. Mitch and Jessica Fatel join the party to talk about single versus married life, we get the backstory on how they met, and they chat about threesomes, sensitive men, the mentality behind sex swapping, and feeling out people for sexing up. We hear about Jess and Mitch’s Thailand wedding, Mitch talks about how he got into stand-up, they chat about work anxiety dreams, parents “love,” childhood upbringings and school, drugs and paranoia, being uncomfortable around your peers, and Jess talks about her stripper days. They touch on owning your sexuality, making babies and dealing with kids, strip clubs, the Clinton’s, dictating power and giving it up, the “Madonna” theory, Ant’s inability to fall in love, Mitch’s love of handies, and insecurities with sex. The trio end the show discussing Jared Fogle getting his ass beat by Steven Nigg, prison justice, a pissy eyed thief getting busted in North Korea, sketchy places for American’s to be overseas, comedy translating around the world, Nigg fucking and Jared jerking, North Korea’s big bomb, air raid drills, Oklahoma, the second amendment, and being a pussy in the UFC.

It’s St. Patrick’s Day and Ant gives his hot take on the city this drunken day, he discusses de Blasio’s lack of marching, the cock blocking catholic council, the movie “Can’t Buy Me Love,” a doc on Patty Hearst, Hearst’s pup, a pup overboard, SeaWorld nixing orcas, and dumb chickens. Anthony talks about cloning, lifelike robots, we watch new Trump ads, hear from a few callers, look at vintage Hillary, see some crazy road rage videos, and hear about a dirty daddy and a masturbating ninja. Anthony also covers traffic circles, nudie pics and horny teachers, phone safety, McKayla Maroney, Melissa Harris-Perry, gender diversity in jobs, and KtC reminisces on “Paulie Pound Cake’s.”

TACS begins the week with a bitchy Anthony griping about the train, he fills us in on his weekend which included poker shenanigans and re-watching Jackie Brown, and Joe DeVito and Aaron Berg take a seat to talk about Tarantino flicks, big asses, crazy chicks, and crazy sex. The guys also get into stank ass box, box bush, movie mistakes, Vinyl, cocaine nostalgia, Obama in Cuba, presidential photos, AIDS Skrillex, dramatic protesters, racist Trump, the KKK, and a bunny beat down. They then discuss mall shopping, McKayla Maroney, athlete body, Asian dick enhancement, tiger wine, a monkey eating bear, Donald Trump, Obama’s black experience, a homemade “movie” gone wrong, carry laws by state, gun ranges, and impractical guns. The show wraps with chat about the TV show Oz, “60 Days In,” 11.22.63,” a Trump punch, the scumbag Wright brothers, the inventor of the TV getting fucked over, amazing white people, creativity and fuckery, Jap bomb dropping, and old timey racism.

We start the show with the news of Rob Ford dying of fat cancer, hear about Hulk Hogan’s newest cash prize, a native American gal getting family jacked, Olivia Newton-John’s dead ex being alive, and Ant yaps about Investigation Discovery shows, James Franco’s awful acting, that Las Vegas Ferris wheel sex dude dying, and we see a fly on a snake cage. Ant gets into “muzzy news” discussing the Brussels bombing, PC profiling, enhanced interrogation, Trump’s thoughts on the bombing, calling out terrorism, Ted Cruz’s bomb blame shifting, defending Islam, and the disastrous middle east. He also talks about being tolerant, the callers get in on “muzzy talk,” he gives his thoughts on the candidates handling refugees, chats about Obama in Cuba, communal eating, Fidel Castro, old celebrity tales (and tails), computer and Xbox gaming, shit talking while gaming, and a caller tells us about a lobster pussy. Anthony reminisces on old possible prank stories, two-year contracts, and East Side Dave comes in to chat about satellite radio, the old days of drinking and nudity in studio, the many mistakes of SiriusXM, radio pranks, TV peeps on radio, false radio hopes, Mike Francesa, and the “Laughs for Dakotah Maken” charity comedy show at Governor’s Brokerage on April 13th.

TACS begins with a court update on a stranger, Joe List sits with Anthony to talk about “caring and god,” the Brussels bombing, baseball loving Obama, Trump’s plans for refugees, robotic Hillary, people being sick of politicians, and the latest on Jared Fogle. We see how Cuba handles rebellious people, Joe and Ant discuss douchetastic white rappers, Trump in chalk being “terrifying,” religious leaders, Ted Cruz being hack as fuck, flaming hot pussy, Ferris wheel sex/dead guy’s fiancé, citizenship, insane Katt Williams, and music collections. The guys also yap about a 12-year-old butt pincher, unnecessary punishment, Gawker spouting off, liberal ideology, Bernie Sanders, right versus left, climate change, and robo-cock.

Ant wraps up the week chatting about David Letterman’s new look, creepy ass Corey Feldman’s new album and video, a Texas “high” speed chase, weed laws, Garry Shandling, TV technology, and Garrett’s old digs. He gets into a Pennsylvania new anchors “racist” comments, a dude arrested for not returning a VHS rental, the old days of late fees, and Mike Lawrence takes a seat to talk about his mug shot face, working with Amy Schumer, and comedy in LA versus NY. The guys talk about being nerdy by nature, Batman vs. Superman, Mike’s old gig at McDonald's, allowing yourself to fail, Bobby Lee going undercover, and stand-up comics versus internet stars. Ant and Mike also discuss the presidential candidates, labeling and debating, being PC in the entertainment industry, evolving and adjusting, and they get into TV talk with the brilliance of Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, and Better Call Saul, and end chatting about the good and bad with social media.

Kicking off a brand new TACS week, Anthony talks about his Easter weekend, the “Islamic celebration” in Pakistan, we see douchebaggery with Tannerite, get a glimpse into the past about the future, learn about property on the moon, and see a crazy tard toy from the oldie days. Sig Hansen and Sean Dwyer from Deadliest Catch join the show to chat about the show and its viewers, work schedules, “faking it until you make it,” heath scares on the sea, greenhorn fuckups, dealing with shitty weather, Sig’s lack of “swim legs,” haters, and boat maintenance. Jackie Martling then takes a seat with Anthony to talk about Hulk Hogan’s sex tape, Bubba the Love Sponge on Stern, old school variety shows, (non) PC comedy, sobriety in the industry, merch, the death of “Pig Virus,” and hanger-on fans. They also yap about old concerts and shows, being “organic” in comedy, Jackie’s family tree, Steve Martin on Johnny Carson, old late night talk shows and roasts, Donald Trump back in the day, the political circus, Trump’s wig, shitty hairdos, shitty Hillary, politics tearing families apart, and being unshockable.

On today’s “big announcement show," Ron Bennington joins Anthony to talk about old school talk shows, chat about the speculation regarding said “announcement,” and Ant lays down the big news which is, he will be going to rehab. Ronnie and Ant discuss the ramifications of rehab, Jim Norton joins the boys to talk about the positive effects rehab has, taking responsibility, having support and being supportive, making better personal choices, and being open to the process. They also talk about being silent on-line, the symptoms that drinking causes, chicks in rehab, blame shifting, clarity and humor, and the callers chime in to express their support. The guys yap about Donald Trump on abortions, the TV show “Intervention,” Ant reads a PR statement, Jimmy reminisces about his own rehab, the guys rag on an old pic of Jimmy, and they get a bit more into politics picking apart the voting process and the presidential candidates. They also get into pussy tricks, the line-up of guest hosts in April, Robert De Niro, the goings on over at SiriusXM, falling for fake news, religion in rehab, old star-studded gameshows, blackouts, and the show ends with a bit more loving advice.

This wild TACS week is ended with Gavin McInnes hosting along with special guests Des Bishop and Pat Dixon. Gavin argues with Des about everything in China. We then hear multiple bands that were the product of CanCon. They check out the girls from the Facts of Life now and wonder what a mouse penis looks like. The show ends watching some fights at Chuck E. Cheese.

TACS begins an Ant-less month with host Robert Kelly singing the praises of Anthony, special guest Jim Norton joins Baw-bee to shit talk on disgustingly “sexy” pics of Jimmy, they chat about getting together with the guys, Keith Robinson’s road to recovery, weight loss, single life versus married life, old porn, and jerking off. The romance talk continues covering life changes, married sex, ass changes, and role play, and they also yap about the stage light and stage fright, improv with Gwyneth, acting gigs, gross moles, Max loving Chip, tree houses, and blowing dudes. The guys wrap up discussing rapey drivers, locker room lurkers, Quentin Tarantino, addictive patterns, ass sex and shit dick, Legion of Skanks beefing with Kevin Brennan, skin tags, Bridget Everett, pussy preference, Bobby’s new car, and fireworks.

Today’s TACS brings us (dick nose) Dan Soder and Stavros Halkias looking through some of Stavros’s “sexy” pics, they talk about Amy Schumer being plus size, “plus size model” Zac Amico, Ray Rice and other pieces of shit from Baltimore, and NFL violence and PSA’s. The guys chat about robot fucking, jerking to Anna Nicole Smith, Halloween mischief, reactions from last night’s Villanova win, horoscopes, Ms. Cleo, crazy ass road rage and rant on sports covering Joe Flacco’s uni, Andrew Luck’s Andre the Giant voice, young athletes, bro coaches, sports managers, public high school showering, and gaying out in the locker room. Dan and Stavros end the show with some sad bullying news, they talk about suicide stats, being a bully and getting bullied, confident bullies, and funny black kids.

TACS is hosted by B.L. today with special guest Ron Bennington chatting about limo driving and riding, groupie fucking, body ailments, medicating, broken marriages, B.L.’s tits, and they reminisce about working together. They talk about Fez, panties with pockets, and we hear about B.L.’s stuck bowels and unattached vag, her Ambien gangbangs, some wild family violence, her dead aunt, and her past relationships. B.L. and Ron also discuss Florida living, Hooters, dead musicians, upcoming guests, Cheap Trick, more guests, pawn shop antics, stalkers, jazz music, some dude named Uncle Willy, even more guests, and the possibility of getting hard around B.L.

TACS ends the week with host Ari Shaffir and guest Dave Smith yapping about the presidential candidates, rallies, pot smoking, AA stats, advice for Anthony, more pot smoking, “dangerous” jobs, 4/20 plans, and forgotten comics. They get into body ailments, Andrew Dice Clay, a parking lot mom brawl, fat kids freaking out, racist comparisons, controversial costumes, Ralphie May getting nailed by the PC police, and Dave Smith makes his exit. Ralphie May calls in to defend and explain his latest scenario, he and Ari discuss social media threats, freedom of speech, death scenarios, tattoos, being risk takers, boundaries in comedy, the profit Richard Pryor, Ralphie’s impending divorce, being taken out of context, the “comic death list,” incredible weed, and breaking down stereotypes.

It’s TACS we’ve all been waiting for with Colin Quinn and Bobo picking apart a Hillary Clinton/SNL/subway clip, discussing John Rocker’s comments, Jim Norton’s fancy pants apartment, “CP time,” the presidential candidates, neighborhood changes, CQ’s pull, and Jerry Seinfeld. The guys yap about the Mets, Caitlyn Jenner’s big O, name changing, Obama and weed, Rich Vos, the proper way to film fight videos, teachers cracking kids, Star Wars, and we see a throwback Cumia “cooking” video. The boys talk more baseball, burgers and grilling, Bobo’s family history, Bobo defends his grilling skills and his talking skills, they chat about Big A and his porn chicks, and Stalker Patti joins the guys to reenact a scene from Goodfellas. Patti gives us a life update, they chat more about the presidential election, Big A calls in to explain his absence, Bobo predicts a war, they talk about movies and TV, and this dream team wraps up talking about “Cop Show,” password changes, and with some super poignant “closing statements.”

TACS is hosted by our network’s own Pat Dixon who is joined by Rich Vos and Luis J. Gomez covering on-line assholes, roast battles, Jews and blacks, policing comics, raping, and handicapped pregnancy. Bonnie McFarlane grabs a mic to chime in, gets offended, and storms out, Gavin McInnes comes in to lay down some “downs” stats, Rich defends Bonnie’s reaction, the callers add their two cents, we see the trailer from “Kingdom of the Spiders,” hear about Mandy Stadtmiller’s dick sucking history, and see Hillary Clinton on the subway. Luis talks about having a chick arrested, Rich defends Bonnie again, we see a Mandy/Pat/presidential video, Rich defends Bonnie AGAIN, we see old man abs, and the callers once again have their way. Bonnie comes back in studio along with Mandy to explain her quick exit, Rich defends Bonnie AGGGGGAIN, Mandy attempts to give comparisons based off of Bonnie’s reaction, they chat more about pregnancy and handicapped peeps, and Rich gets rowdy about passive aggressive people. This cluster fuck of brilliance ends with Luis bitching about a cancelled gig, bitching about women podcasting and sex shaming, East Side Dave comes in to promote his show, and a caller brings back up handicapped folks having kids.

John McKeever, Tim Butterly, and Tommy Pope from Delco Proper are in today hosting TACS with guests Dan Kalwhite and Mike Finoia chatting about not cool/cool people, stripper home visits, ping pong pussy popping, naughty sports fans, St. Patrick’s Day whores, and public fucking. Mike brings up the Denver airport, the guys yap about flying with drugs, shitting on vets, some househusband in Beverly Hills, bullying, big nuts, Anthony Cumia and Ron Bennington’s greatness, scared comics, and we hear from a few callers. They also discuss “good hangs,” crazy ass Steve Miller, Hall of Fame’s, fucking co-workers, tattoos, donuts on dicks, the callers chime back in, the crew waxes on their new bromance, and they sing the praises of eating cum (??).

Jim Florentine and Don Jamieson take over TACS today talking about the Guns N' Roses tour and Axl’s broken foot, the rock and roll lifestyle, “Gary from Florida,” the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and a few listeners call in to talk more rock. Don and Jim chat about how they met, sharing chicks, married live vs. single life, late rock stars, misheard lyrics, tripping at concerts, drinking confidence, and “Terrorizing Telemarketers.” The guys also discuss the old days of pranking, rub and tugs, road gigs, groupies, dullness backstage, the cellphone-less days, public masturbation, stupid Facebook posts, and the stupidity of social media in general.

TACS week kicks off (late) with Ari Shaffir and Big Jay Oakerson discussing bulimia, Ari’s jeweyness, a potential bar mitzvah for Jay, Jews in Jay’s family, and half-assing Judaism. They get into dick size, the possibility of getting butt fucked, prison rape, inconsistencies in prisons, repping your hood, we hear a romantic poem from http://SPR.org, and they chat about a comedy basketball team, rehab choices, and sadly, the topic of hemorrhoids rears its head. Jay reminisces on a threesome, they talk ass issues, fucks gone wrong, Jay getting two knuckles deep, Jay’s Jimmy John’s shit, medical marijuana, and before Jay leaves, he sings the praises of Ari for getting fans to bring weed. Ari goes on to talk about stealth ways to smoke around the city, his show “This is Not Happening,” the NBA adding ads, Kobe Bryant and his raping, the Lakers sucking ass, shitbag Laker fans, fake ass fans, garbage ass LA, and NY sports bias. He wraps talking about Stickum on gloves, defending his preferred teams, discussing John Jones and the UFC, his 4/20 show, “emotional Anthony,” being offended, “cleavage day” with Jeff Ross, hot tubbing at the compound with Kendra Sunderland, and leaves us with details about Shroomfest.

Today’s show is hosted by TACN’s own Gavin McInnes along with Dave Smith chatting about useless trumpets, “music these days,” SNL’s political stance, Jew broads, Jew nostrils, “Hot Legs” by Rod Stewart, and Dave Hill joins the conversation about legs, calves, and the state of music. They talk about pulling off hats, comics and politics, immigrant rape, rape culture, banning words, the presidential candidates, people in slingshots, Gavin’s arrest, a Trump ruled nation, and John Kasich. They discuss gay pastors, Cleveland, Kasich’s hangover face, taxpayer’s money, Scary Perry, women in comedy, Gavin’s most embarrassing moment, some gay hungover allergy eyed oversleeping dude who got a cake, LGBTQ, and Dave (best friend #1) makes his exit. Gavin and Dave (best friend #2) go on to watch more people in slingshots, yap about betting scenarios, they Instagram stalk the “cool guy” from Gavin’s childhood, we learn about Tommy Robinson, and they discuss refugees and foreign policy.

The big (non) pot smoking show is here with Lilly Hisenaj along with special guests Ron Bennington and Sam Roberts chatting about The Wire, Lilly’s family and radio history, Sam’s many ventures, and medical marijuana. The group goes on to talk about Lilly’s first penetration, Black Earl, friend-zoning, choke-slamming, Garrett and John’s "top 5 fill-in host’s," jerking off Earl, shock-jockery, men loving wrestling, and East Side Dave calls in to talk Lilly on Lillie crimes, hot sauce in your dick hole, Lilly’s new man, and Dave admits he has jacked to Lilly. They also yap about the Bella Twins, the greatest wrestlers of all-time, vaping, Dave’s lack of game, porn, threesomes, Hitler, and new Lillie calls in to battle old Lilly. They also discuss blowjobs, Dave’s non-herpes, faking O’s, the political candidates, picking winners, and Dave attempts a last ditch effort to fuck Lilly.

Mike Brown and Brandon Collins kick off the new TACS week talking about feedback on Reddit, Judge Judy, licking hot chick’s asses, Larry Wilmore dropping (N) bombs on Obama, and Hillary Clinton’s entitlement. After the callers offer up some new hot tail, they discuss Bernie Sanders being ready for war, Alia Janine joins the guys to talk about her upcoming show at HeadQuarters, strip club etiquette, hecklers, Alia’s first time on stage, Mike and Brandon then hate on the show illustration, and we see throwbacks pic of Brandon. Alia makes her exit and Jared Freid joins the guys to talk about his podcast and giving advice, they chat about their “background with Anthony,” trigger words, “JTrain for President,” porn stars in comedy, bros, Uber ratings, “The Birth of a Nation” trailer, nice asses, strong hangouts, and relationships.

While waiting for Kurt Metzger, Sherrod Small starts off the show being blacker than black talking with Jon Fatigate about being a non-Jew, the presidential candidates, choking yourself while choking, masturbating on coke, the candidates being good for comics, Jew percentages, and bagging bitches of different races. Kurt makes his way in to yap about a scalped boat chick, turning Ant’s compound black, detoxing, fuck murder, Milo’s dumb hair, the white average, Prince’s death, a foot “ball” prank gone wrong, Kurt shares a past dick prank, and they chat about Rich Kids of Beverly Hills and AIDS. Sherrod talks about having crabs, Kurt breaks down the difference between lice and pubic crabs, they talk about Victor Salva and Powder, Corey Feldman, Jay Oakerson’s Hammer pants, Kato Kaelin, the old days of drugs, Mad Max: Fury Road, Captain America: Civil War, forehead size, Kurt’s big ass feet, going out freakin’, and name calling on Twitter. The boys wrap up the show discussing insane fans, being a cuckold, race mixing, Gavin the comic, Gavin’s dick, professional fuckers, fat Chris Hardwick, and we get the scoop on their podcast Race Wars.

Today’s TACS has Joe List and Mark Normand hosting along with Tim Dillon and Jason Kanter yapping about trashing looks and man love, fucking yourself straight, sucking dick, and pretty much getting gay. Ari Shaffir joins the crew to discuss Tim Allen’s shitty jokes and his shitty show, lookalikes, Pringles, Trump and Hillary, disgraced politicians, hacky stereotyping, roasting Presidents, shooting terrorists, and scheduling sex. They then get into repressed sexuality, the latest regarding Woody Allen, average dick and vag size, old versus young broads, the PC public, Luis J. Gomez being a bad guy, and they wrap talking about a werewolf girl, loud sex, button fly’s versus zippers, preferred sammies, and their favorite places to cum.

Ending TACS week we have Geno Bisconte and Aaron Berg discussing manscaping, fitness (and non-fitness), Mother’s Day, guns and porn, we hear (too much) from an Arabic caller, and Bobo makes a grand entrance to explain his (lack of) sex life and revisit the video of Bobo getting a handy at the compound. The guys give props to Ant, they talk about drunken escapades, entitlement, Bobo’s day job and “comedy” act, they go through different terms for vag, the presidential candidates, Vince Vaughn’s finger and China’s clit (samsies), and watch a clip of a southern rundown. Nadia Ali joins the guys to discuss her family history and how she got into porn and erotic dancing, cum techniques, hijab sex, sexual preferences, they do a little (un) sexy roll play, talk about judging your “fuck game,” and we see some of Nadia’s work. After a glimpse of Aaron’s man-tits and Nadia gives Bobo a lap dance, Geno reads a chapter out of “Mr. Manners” while Nadia and Aaron discuss, Bobo once again explains his dick functionality, and Nadia talks a bit more about cum and protection.

FINALLY Anthony is back and we hear about his last days of freedom, he breaks down his month “abroad,” the clientele at the facility, “campus life,” meeting participation, his roomies, and the enlightenment he gained from the experience. Ernie Hudson takes seat with Ant to talk about his early career, Ghostbusters, Oz and the wild storyline, his new project Grace and Frankie, nerd conventions, and tattoos. After we hear from a few callers, Ant talks about the business of “rehab,” chores in rehab, the callers chime back in regarding rehab and his month away, and Ian Halperin joins the show with his pal Kay Slesinger Rich. In an apparent intervention after rehab, Kay picks Ant apart and discusses life, her dogs, and her dead husband. Ian then drops bombs on Howard Stern, Ant and Ian go on to talk about Donald Trump’s views and his smoking hot family, apologetic America, the lack of taking accountability, we hear about Ian’s new book “Kardashian Dynasty,” they chat about the Kardashian/Jenner family, Cindy Crawford Jenner, Caitlyn’s baton, chicks wearing suits to the prom, OJ Simpson’s kids and woes, Nicole Brown and Megyn Kelly, crazy ass Hillary, and Anthony expresses his gratitude.

On today’s TACS Jim Norton joins Ant to talk about rehab, wigs and hair, Aunt Paulette makes an appearance, they yap about Jimmy’s big move, Ant’s rehab writing, lessons learned in rehab, rehab slogans, being addicted to recovery, opening up in group sessions, and maintaining sobriety. They go on to chat about rationalizing addictions, the callers show their appreciation and get some advice, they discuss clip shows and old TV, Kirk Sinnamin brightens some spirits, and we see the dumb ass video “One Man, One Woman.” We watch a baby learning to swim, learn about STD’s being on the rise, see a cement faced transgender and a bee sting dude, the guys talk bees and handlers, fat people and social media, a mile-high molestation, Stringsy and East Side Dave make an appearance to have a quick fight, and Ant and Jimmy wrap yapping about 3D printing your vag, Obama in Hiroshima, Donald Trump, and all things marmalade.

TACS is back with Anthony talking about Sicilian Vampire and the cast, medicine and sobriety, non-alcoholic beer, vaping, getting beaned by a drones, and crashing drones. Tommy Davidson and Jason Scoop take a seat to yap about roasts, the progression of news segments, latchkey kids, Jason talks about meeting Donald Trump and being on Dana Carvey’s new show “First Impressions,” and Tommy talks about his new company “Tongue Tied.” They reminisce on super straight John Travolta, talk about spitting game to gals, doing road work, stereotyping jokes, and Tommy makes his exit and Jason goes on to chat with Ant about weed smoking, college applications, STD’s, and Sumner Redstone’s wild libido. We also learn about thin privilege, hear Gene Simmons back peddling, get an update on Prince’s death, find out about “Earth Space Defense,” Jason breaks down his heritage, we check out a Carnivale parade, and Garrett gets shit about his graphics.

Ending the week, Ant tries to solve a pubic mystery, talks about a Donald Trump/Ryan Paul meeting, an anti-Hillary ad, voting day, America hating America, and we hear from a few callers regarding his return and social media. He goes through the latest news with George Zimmerman, we get introduced to the “Dark Guardian,” take a look at some other “super heroes,” see a video of a police beat down, and Joe Matarese takes a seat to talk with Ant about rehab, rehab movies, and the possibility of living a turmoil free life. They also discuss detoxing, funny fuckers in rehab, rehab activities, group session, anxiety, good movies gone bad, we revisit Jess Greenberg and the artwork Garrett created of Joe, and Joe talks about standing up to his wife and attempting to do clean comedy in fancy places.

A scratchy throated Ant is back for a new week going through news involving Donald Trump, trannies and bathrooms, dick transplants and dick cancer, a baseball brawl, and a knockout bouncer. We then hear about an overboard passenger, Ant talks about watching airplane shows, the show “Welcome to Leith,” Clarence Thomas waxing on faith, wack job Sinead O’Connor, Sinead’s mole, Cindy Crawford’s mole, and Ant gives a PSA on moles. We see a video of a bomb hoax, hear the latest news with Legion of Skanks and find out “In Hot Water” with Geno Bisconte and Aaron Berg will be joining Compound Media in June, find out Ben Sparks plead guilty, check in on George Zimmerman’s gun and look at some of his artwork, and discuss neighborhood memorials. Monday wraps checking out some crazy ass road rage, learning Billy Corgan’s stance on being PC, Ant reminisces on flip phones, talks about taking smartphones to the limit, taking shits with your phone now versus not, and his plight with social media.

Ant is joined today by Nick DiPaolo chatting it up about comedy TV shows, Byron Allen, and city parking, they take a look at a video of student/teacher yelling match, reminisce about their own school days, and check out a Salon post justifying pedophilia. They also discuss Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, everything rehab related, the evolution of “special” peeps, peanut allergies, old school jerking materials, CB handles, and “dream weaver.” The guys then attempt to watch a millennial video, chat about “identifying,” zoning laws, people’s lack of handling reality, more on the presidential candidates, the craze of the “open letter,” Caitlyn Jenner, the challenge of getting laid in the good old days, some robbed rappers, and James Gandolfini’s stolen Rolex.

TACS begins with a little shit talking on Garrett’s drawing of today’s guest Artie Lange, Ant reads an article regarding Larry David and the play Hamilton, we hear Dustin Diamond’s take on jail, Ant reminisces on women’s dressing rooms (?!?!), talks about a crazy bitch in Target bitching about dressing rooms, a transgender dressing room “issue” at a Ross store, and KtC tells a story about getting in trouble for “misidentifying.” He then gets into presidential election and poll talk, realizes today would have been his wedding anniversary, chats about fast-food automation, using drones for bad, fucking in cemeteries, and we look at teachers who were hot for student. Artie takes a seat to talk with Anthony about hideous teachers, losing their virginity, attending the same rehab, Donald Trump, roasting, group therapy, Greg Giraldo, relationships gone wrong, and Artie talks about Uncle Frank. The boys also discuss landing shitty jobs, gambling, tomfoolery as young adults, trading one addiction for another, Jim Norton’s new and improved body, and they share stories about Patrice O’Neal.

Wrapping up the week, Anthony starts off discussing last night’s EgyptAir plane crash, Hillary Clinton on ISIS, Clinton the raper, Trump the assaulter, Oklahoma hating on abortion, and Patricia Heaton’s pro-life tweet. He also talks about Adrien Brody movies, Nina Agdal and her wonky tits, Morley Safer dying, the old days of broadcasting, Anthony attempts to give advice (LOL), we hear de Blasio’s new rule, and go through some non-gender titles. We revisit Scorch’s sizzle reel, learn about the new “Training Day” TV show and see the trailer, Ant chats about “white male propaganda,” and Stalker Patti grabs a seat to talk about her current living situation, lack of cock, and hitting the slots.

Monday’s TACS begins with Ant bitching about the deli he generally hits up on the way to work, he gets into the presidential candidates and their tactics, Trump’s campaign videos, Bill Clinton’s many conquests, and we hear some of the texts Ant has received from rehab buddies. Alex Jones Skype’s in to discuss free speech, labeling, Obama’s antics, the possibility of Hillary beating Trump, pissed off Americans, Hillary “the beard,” fake ass libs, and grassroots outlets. After a few callers get through, Ant talks about the latest with the Freddie Gray case, politicians and money, Scorch’s latest acting gig, the voting polls, attempting to make Hillary look better, a slutty ass teenager in Florida, pedo’s in Hollywood according to Frodo, and we check in with Bobo. The day wraps chatting about Alan Young’s death, the old days of pitch meetings, Marcus Owens getting his ass kicked, Obama valuing the trans, and Garrett gives his review on Ricky Gervais’s movie “Special Correspondents.”

Anthony kicks off a new day of sobriety ranting about public transportation, cumming all over the latest with Casey Anthony, revisiting “cat shit crazy girl” and her cat Freddie, and we pick apart Scorch on “Justice with Judge Mablean.” Des Bishop joins the show to talk about Ant’s sobriety, clubs closing times differing in Ireland, Des’s sobriety, attending meetings, and they get into the latest with Bill Cosby, the Osbourne family, and Caitlyn Jenner. We listen to some old Richard Nixon tapes on homos and Jewish spy’s, see an “adorable” cookie prom proposal, the guys look at past and present jerk-offs, talk about Frodo backpedaling on his pedo comments, and we see an incredible throwback performance of Corey Feldman on Howard Stern.

Today Anthony starts the show discussing his part in the documentary “Silenced,” the movie “13 Hours,” Joe DeVito takes a seat to talk about Ant’s trip to rehab, adapting to situations, the guys critique Garrett’s newest show picture, and they talk about the stupidity of some feedback. A Milo protest gone crazy, words being as bad as violence, being silenced, value and reward, public assistance, and student loan debt. The guys wrap up the day talking about Hillary, straight-shooting Trump, people being sick of bullshit, voting for race, ugly women voting democrat, we watch a Frontier Airline freak-out, and check in on police and protesters in Anaheim.

Anthony ends TACS week talking about fleet week, Donald Trump and his latest rally, the powers on the left, anti-establishment Hillary, shitty dressing Hillary, Donald sticking it to Hillary, and we hear from a caller who attended the Trump rally in Anaheim. Ian Halperin calls in to give us some inside scoop on Howard Stern and his new book, we hear some of Frank Sinatra’s greatest hits, and Gavin McInnes joins Ant to talk about burying the high school bathroom gang bang chick’s dad and the details surrounding this young whore’s story. The guys reminisce about attempting to get tail back in the day, talk about getting back to “bar talk,” we see a dude crying about getting hit, they discuss rapity rape rape, wild and dirty sex, feminists, more rape, pissing the bed, rehabbing, and we see a video of Jamie Kilstein sing terrible af.

Kicking of the new week, Ant comments on his hair (surprise, surprise), Gavin McInnes takes a seat to recap their weekend festivities, they discuss disgusting city people, a Bronx dude arrested for beating his wife’s rapist, a cat village in Gavin’s neighborhood, and Snoop Dogg on the Roots remake. They get into gaying up commercials, smug editing, we see the gorilla/kid video and look at gorilla face transplant chick, hear about Glenn Beck’s suspension from SiriusXM, Johnny Depp maybe beating Amber Heard, and the guys get distracted by a naked Amber Heard. Gavin and Ant wax about nudes, periods, looking at body parts while beating off, and cat-calling, we hear Jamie Kilstein “sing” about getting cat-called, Gavin talks about getting robbed, Ant reminisces about showing off his hog, and we hear about a German sexual assault.

Coalminer Ant begins the show with breaking news at UCLA, he talks about “Twitter experts,” animals turning on humans, the media perpetuating stories, Glenn Beck’s suspension, and companies jumping the gun on firings. After we hear from a few callers, Jackie Martling takes a seat to talk about Garrett’s “male escort” picture of him, they discuss the dead gorilla, having forward momentum, bat shit crazy chicks, Ian Halperin’s report of Sinatra’s hit on Stern, and Jackie explains why he looks so good. The guys discuss new heath and beauty regimens, Snoop Dogg’s take on Roots, Roland Martin’s take on Snoop Dogg, the movie “10 Cloverfield Lane,” “Blair Witch” type movies, pot smoking, and a burlesque dancer getting kicked off a plane. Ant and Jackie wrap the day with a news story about a pregnant teacher, one on a middle school lap dance, they reminisce about Long Island back in the day, and we hear all about Brother Joe’s upcoming gig.

Leprosy Cumia ends the short week expressing his hate for the “Summer Sale Macy’s catalog,” he talks about Hillary Clinton’s take on foreign policy, terrorism control, people endorsing Trump, wearing orange for gun control, and gun violence in Chicago. Lady Trucker gives us a Yakov update and chimes in about Chicago, we see a douche on a bike, Garrett and Ant talk about balloon shenanigans, we get the latest on Johnny Depp, see Johnny Depp and Amber Heard apologize for smuggling dogs, and get breaking news about two separate plane crashes. Ant talks about the UCLA gunman, “black Hermione,” Stacey Dash on trans peeps, we look through some “would ya” pics, hear about a lady seeing her house get robbed via app, a war criminal in our own backyard, women-only pools in Sweden, and get “advice” from a Saudi therapist. Ant once again explains his bullshit firing to a caller, we see a clip of Elon Musk explain something boring af, find out about the Sims 4’s gender customization, and hear a few “sucks to be you” stories.

Ant begins TACS week with a court update, he talks about D-Day and movies covering it, getting PTSD from seeing the word “Trump,” cloning celebs, the earth being flat, and Neil deGrasse Tyson pops in to explain why the world is in fact not flat and to chat about science and spacey stuff. After a few calls regarding the earth and lizard people, Neil comes back in to discuss the earth spinning and to break down being lighter at the equator, Ant then talks about the old movie “In Cold Blood,” the case against Trump University, Maya Dillard Smith’s “frightened” kids, a transgender in track, and we hear what Layla Ali has to say about her dad’s death. We read about Richard Simmons and his bizarre behavior, see a severely bizarre bitch in a store, a dude with a forearm dick, hear about “outrage” over a billboard, a teacher’s sexy messages, and see NY’s new “Pink and Blue” campaign.

Tuesday’s TACS begins with some light ribbing of Rat and Garrett, Anthony tells us about some (expensive) flying game he played, bitches about his commute to the city and annoying ass kids, he goes through an article about feminism and men, and one about adult breast-feeding. We look through an adult breast-feeding website, find out about a new Zika baby, see a dad try to kill his kid’s murderer in court and a dad who shot his kid’s molester, Ant discusses the presidential candidates, race baiting and such, and the frustrations of living litigation life. He speaks with callers about the presidential candidates, illegal aliens, and popular vote dictating the presidency, we look at an “airplane” and “helicopter,” see an awesome radio control airplane, talk some shit on Rat for being a lib and being bad with chicks, and the day wraps chatting about podcasting, Kimbo Slice’s death, and East Side Dave slips in studio to talk about the cast of “characters” on his show and being broke.

The folks from AdLarge Media pack the house today while Anthony chats about marriage, tomorrow’s Facebook live stream, late-night Hallmark Channel watching and the morning show with Matt Iseman, the latest on Richard (Fiona) Simmons, and we see a lovely dancing video of Ralphie May and Bert Kreischer. Stuttering John Melendez sits with Ant to talk smack on Garrett’s artwork, they talk about Ant’s rehab, John’s son, John’s podcast, and reconnecting with old friends. The guys go on to talk about people being asshole’s on-line, dead dads, ex-wives, “performance anxiety,” gender specific bathrooms, the presidential candidates, the dead gorilla, everything Donald Trump, the old days of Stern, some hot political Syrian broad, Bobby Brown the ghost.

Rounding out TACS week, Ant is joined by Don Jamieson, Jim Florentine, and Jim Norton recapping Anthony’s rehab experience, they chat about Uber and UberChopper, the high school bathroom gang bang chick.

TACS begins with a bit of waxing on the Orlando shooting over the weekend, the great Ron Bennington takes a seat to chat about the presidential candidates, weaponry, plays and musicals, and Matt Iseman joins the party to yap about the Hallmark Channel, properly promoting, knowing your place on TV, and Ronnie B. proposes a solution for guns. Ant reminisces on a road trip and explains the hoop jumping he’s currently doing, they discuss having good and bad weeks in the biz, the days of shock jockery, we get a Fez update, look at a Citi Bike douchebag, and Ron explains what was a "Fez bit" and what wasn’t. They get into the craziness of social media, being “offensive,” Matt talks about ANW, Ant talks about rehab, Ron and Matt analyze Ant, and Mr. Bennington makes his exit and the guys go on to talk more about ANW. Jim Gaffigan pops in to talk about his show, working with his wife, stand-up versus TV, Matt brags about working with Dolly Parton (lol), and the guys discuss doing commercial work, Hot Pockets, saying no, fatherhood, pretty people versus funny looking people in the industry, “outrageous tweets,” and Iseman fanboy's the one last time.

Greasy Dego Anthony beings the day talking about the latest news on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David, the news reporting on the Orlando shooting, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on terrorism, knowing what our founding fathers were thinking, needing a militia, dealing with “radical Islam,” and Ant attempts to call in to Opie. Ben Gleib and Joe Matarese join the show to yap about hair dying, artwork, Neil Diamond, Jack Nicholson, they discuss impressions, the presidential candidates, Jesse Ventura, and gassy Jim Florentine. They guys chat more about Neil Diamond, ISIS’s morale, we see a German soccer coach sniffing his balls, they talk about the movie Spinal Tap, John Moschitta, old school variety shows, stupid ass Linda Lavin, and while Ant tries another call in to Opie, we watch the Fall Guy intro. While STILL waiting on hold, the guys go on to talk about Yakov Smirnoff, the Brady Bunch Variety Hour, East Side Dave comes in to update us on his insane life, and they wrap talking about fat Axl Rose, to-go food, and tipping properly. And no, Ant and Opie never talked.

Hump day is here and Ant starts the show talking about the crazy stalker who shot Christina Grimmie, (not) doing stalking of your own, the toddler eaten by an alligator in Orlando, and we hear from Gavin McInnes via Skype from Orlando about his make out session with Milo, Milo chimes in by singing us a little ditty, and Gavin goes on to talk about the scene in Florida and the (lack of) police protection. A caller tells us an awesome story about Ronnie B., Ant brings up his almost call to Opie, offers up a Disney solution to the toddler/alligator eating, talks about immigrants, common sense gun control, and we see an old (stupid) clip on guns. We watch an ill-informed video from Gersh Kuntzman, a few videos of folks shooting guns, the callers voice their opinions, and Ant discusses America’s rights, “blast from the past” airline commercials and stewardesses, inventing the “aPhone,” and living in the 60’s. Ant also talks legal responsibility in the Orlando shooting, right’s by state, rewriting the constitution, Lion Country Safari, animals taking over, a lawsuit between Spirit and Led Zeppelin, and Oscar Pistorius hobbling in court.

Rounding off TACS week, Anthony bitches about “Facebook memories,” we see a few “TBT” pics of his family and hear a few “TB” stories, learn about a chopstick stabbing and chopstick regulation, and Brian Redban and Ari Shaffir join the show.

TACS begins with Mike Brown and Brandon Collins chatting is up with Anthony about Father’s Day and dads, they pick apart a sweet throwback family pic with Ant’s dad, pick apart Garrett’s artwork.

Anthony starts today’s show with some Killing Fields trivia, he talks about shady GoFundMe’s, a WWE arrest, the sale of UFC, and Kevin Brennan comes in to yap about the old days of O&A, do a ton brother trashing, and continues the bashing on way too many people to list. WAY too many.

Ant starts the show by talking about his plea deal and big disgusting asses, Owen Benjamin and Ian Halperin take a seat to discuss Garrett’s artwork, comedy reaction by race and gender, comparing the present to history, Loretta Lynch, explaining jokes, and a caller tells us about getting fired for being a perv.

Anthony kicks off the new week talking about his weekend at “Pop’s,” gaming on Twitch, the latest on his court case, the latest on the Freddie Gray case, and he talks about his over the weekend tweeting that included Tylenol and DSL. We hear about a Singapore Airlines fire, a performance artist letting people cop a feel, Jay Leno’s car crash, a car crash Ant was in as a child, he discusses “violence at a Nazi protest,” and last night’s BET Awards. Bobo gives us the lowdown on his “tablet carrier,” we watch Jesse Williams’ speech from last night’s BET Awards, learn about mixed baby stats, Bobo tells us how he got fired, and Rob Taylor from the “Tylenol/DSL” tweet gives Ant a call to discuss the aftermath of the tweet.

Ant tells us about his new and exciting meetings, his morning and the sights at the courthouse, Luis J. Gomez and Dave Smith take a seat to chat about Ant’s case, the differences in “abuse,” a dude going balls out on the subway

On this episode of TACS, Ant is joined by Curt Schilling talking about being in NY as a sportsman, winning the World Series, video gaming, creating a software company, ending his baseball career, and getting labeled. They also chat about amendments, being told what to like and not like, getting people to the polls and people’s love of polls in general.

While Anthony in route from John Sahag, Big A fills in talking about a fast food fight, his job search, and Garrett’s artwork of Pete Lee. Ant makes his way into the studio (thank god) and talks about a Salisbury steak tongue, a poo pushing pantser, and Pete Lee joins Ant to chat about people’s on-line obsession with animals, Russians and Russian neighborhoods, their divorces, dead spouses, cohabitating, getting alpha male’d, and insecurities in relationships. They keep the relationship chat going with discussing highs and lows, walking your own path, and sex smells, they chat about “The Crying Indian,” “OJ: Made in America,” broadcast history, hot girls on news, changes to the Ms. Teen USA pageant, sexualizing people, pointless greeting cards, cheesy rom-com covers, love/hate relationships with phone, being “down with the syndrome,” and East Side Dave pops in to peddle his merch and of course, beg for money.

TACS is back (and better than ever) with Anthony telling us about his vacation and his first batterers class, Taleeb Starkes takes a seat to further discuss Ant’s punishment, DeRay Mckesson “staying woke,” robot Hilary Clinton, sensationalizing shooting deaths, bomb-robot, and gangsters being bad shooters. They get into a news story about a father/son shooting in San Bernardino, Black Lives Matter being circumstantial, community martyrs, the “Ferguson effect,” separatist attitudes, “don’t touch me” asshole’s, and the Aton Sterling shooting. Ant and Taleeb talk about actual justice versus phony justice, Freddie Gray, family values, the BET Awards and Jesse Williams, pontificating when it’s convenient, proper reaction to authority, Wendy Bell getting fired for Facebook, and double standards. The guys wrap up Monday’s show discussing being shamed for addressing problems, political pandering, media pandering, a New Orleans detective being shot, black on blue crime, a “BLM” protest video, and a review of “My 600-lb Life.”

Ant begins TACS talking about last night’s Twitter-capades, a BLM yapper on The Kelly File, cop interaction, community deflection, misdirecting sympathy, and Obama’s racially motivated speech. Ant talks about BLM not mattering to BLM, Keith waxes on the stress of almost firing your gun, we see a teen’s “white privilege” poem, East Side Dave chimes in on his white privilege, and Anthony goes on to discuss “white guilt,” and rants about BLM in Portland. Luchana Gatica makes her way in to talk about funny women, Garrett’s artwork, her acting background, her famous dad, being a fatty, manscaping, phone pictures and passwords, and they end the day chatting it up about shitty jobs, and cheating.

Today Anthony discusses Hillary’s latest speech, nutty Trump, delegating responsibility, over obvious pandering, structured (and unstructured) prisons, and Joe Matarese takes a seat to chat about public and personal transportation issues, theme songs, and we revisit the old “Live From the Compound” opening. They go on to bag on CHiPs and The Brady Bunch Hour, talk impressions and getting them heard, radio personalities, Lena Dunham, flatso’s, using Pokémon GO for good, gaming dorks, and we look at a trailer Tetris (really??). They also reminisce about old video games, video cameras, sitcoms, getting the right’s to use songs, Netflix’s new rule, shitty cover songs, and we hear about Joe’s podcast “Fixed Joe” and the perks you get for signing up.

We wrap up TACS week with Anthony chatting it up about his newest batterers intervention meeting, the latest douchebaggery with Pokémon GO, and Bill Schulz joins the show to talk about childhood memories, old creepy TV, child stars, and Corey Feldman’s molestation. Ant and Bill also talk about museums, we see Pokémon’s effect on the presidency, Gavin joins the party and the guys go on to talk about Edith Bunker’s and Tootie’s almost rape, the movie Mask, Rosie the retard, eating boogers, Gavin’s new neighborhood, and box eating techniques. We watch a video of a cunt in an Uber, see some new Life Alert commercials, hear about BLM being racist, watch a video of a “rape,” see breaking news out of France, and hear about a shooting in Fresno.

Anthony is joined today by Robert Kelly for a recap of Ant’s big gay weekend in Cherry Grove, Rich Vos calls in to bitch, Bobby bitches about Garrett’s artwork, we see a Cherry Grove promo video, and we hear even more about “the gay.” The queeb fest continues with chats about fruity clubs, Bobby attempts to teach Ant to dance, they yap about old TV, Bobby’s show Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll, dumb drummer face, we see Bill Burr bang the drums, see Bobby banging drums with Mike Calta’s band Pitbull Toddler, and Vos calls back in to not bitch this time and pitches a camping trip. The guys discuss giving up a body part for family, cloning, rehab, crazy women stuff, (not) frightening kids, we see Stephen Colbert get tossed from the Republican National Convention, and they go on to talk about the UFC selling, princess Bobby’s low blood sugar, more gay from Cherry Grove, and we get familiar with Antwan Kumiya.

We begin TACS with breaking Alex Jones shenanigans, Ant talks about doing YKWD last night, engaging with “flat earthers” last night on Twitter, and Lenny Marcus and Kevin Brennan join the show to shit on Garrett’s artwork. We check back in on Alex Jones, the guys go on to talk about midnight movies, the difference between lying and agreeing, Ant the terrorist, flat earth rides, we see a rocket hit the dome, they discuss the RNC and the polls. They chat about sheet hawkers, being likeable, dog abuse, colonoscopies, Rudy Giuliani at the RNC, Melania Trump’s speech, cheese (?!?), reprimanding kids, making kids (not) gay, unwelcoming stores, and we hear from a caller regarding unwelcoming stores. The guys also talk about Latin libido’s, faking drunk to have game, amusement park rides, Lenny’s upcoming marriage, having kids at an old age, and the Creepy McCreeper in TACS studio audience.

Anthony begins the show talking about the movie remake of “Vacation,” Pokémon GO and his morning commute affecting his play, we see some Oculus Rift players, and Joe DeVito takes a seat to catch up on what Ant covered thus far. They go on to yap about movie and TV remakes, relationships woes, relationship paranoia, Ant’s batterers class, presidential election buffoonery, BLM, being aware of your words, and we revisit Ant the terrorist. They talk about trans for Trump, Netflix recommendations, renting porn back in the day, putting things in your ass, hunting, eating people, apocalyptic movies, what they hate about the train (spoil alert: everything), and we see a few Pokémon GO catching’s gone wrong. Joe and Ant discuss Mick Jagger’s loads, young women and dying doing what you love (totally related), Hugh Hefner’s stupid old dick, The Daily Show on Milo via Breitbart, camera carrying rights, urban legends, and old timey “freak out” movies.

After a quick batterers class update, Anthony is joined by Barry Crimmins to chat about “off colored” jokes, trading child pornography (not them, swear), child rape, pedo’s trying to get sympathy, getting molested, and getting your justice. Barry talks about his comedy inspirations and his own beginnings in comedy, they yap about new “comics,” obvious jokes, Louis CK, having to be PC, people getting the wrong idea, Call Me Lucky, Bobcat Goldthwait, and getting political on stage. They guys then get into the criticism of the military, our veterans, “dear old dad” stories, the Catholic church, not having kids, adult gamers, and rehab stories. Ant and Barry wrap the week discussing the upcoming presidential election, guns and shooting, friends growing up, shitty jobs, conspiracy theorists, and movies and TV.

TACS is back with Anthony discussing the WikiLeaks emails from the DNC, Hillary’s running mate Tim Kaine, Debbie Wasserman Schultz getting canned from the democratic convention, the band Enuff Z'Nuff (?!?!), Wasserman Schultz’s getting “cheers,” Bernie Sanders speaking at the democratic convention, and Alex Jones at the RNC. After a few calls, Anthony goes on to talk about piss testing, another Germany bombing, a machete attack in Germany, the movie “The Normal Heart,” Rock Hudson’s “shocking” AIDS, and we watch a few “AIDS spreading” videos. We hear about a shooting at a rather impropriate party, Luis Gomez’s clubbing, Alan Alda the kid killer, we watch the trailer for the new “Kong Skull Island” movie, and Ant talks about the “Trek community,” autopilot in cars, tigers eating people, a crazy amazing plane landing, a face shooting asshole, and tubing gone wrong.

Anthony immediately goes into bitch mode today about the train, admits he studied for the upcoming “Columbo trivia game,” and gets into last night’s DNC, Trump “making fun” of handicaps, and he breaks down a few of the guests speaking tonight at the DNC. He talks about Ms. Cleo’s death, the old days of 1-900 calls, his election predictions, D.L. Hughley and Jim Norton, a breakdancing scene from Alice, a Michigan man overly inspired by Seinfeld, and Geno Bisconte makes his way into the studio for a bunch of “small talk” before the big trivia game. FINALLY, it’s Columbo trivia time!! No spoilers. Twitter probably ruined it for you anyway.

On today’s TACS, Dinesh D’Souza joins Anthony to talk about his film “Hillary’s America,” the hoops he jumped through to film it, being charged for exceeding the campaign limit, and Obama and his goals. They also talk about delusional Hillary, leftist theories, the history of democrats, social media’s influence, the upcoming election, and while Dinesh makes his exit, we see the trailer for “Hillary’s America.” Ant goes on to talk about Joe Piscopo on Fox News, last night’s DNC, we revisit East Side Dave jerking off Bobo, and Pat Dixon fills in for Anthony while he takes a dump (seriously?!) and discusses Ant’s bladder, peeing in bottles, his giant dick, Stu McCallister from Michigan, and renewing his vows. Ant makes his way back in studio (six minutes later) and goes on with Pat talking about Hillary and Bill, a dude ripping down blue ribbons, a protester who’s down with segregation, Megyn Kelly on Mike Brown’s mom, Trump’s plea to Russia. Anthony and Pat reminisce about childhood beatings, they yap about Alex Jones, “My Pillow,” infomercial fails, Biden’s upcoming speech, standing for what America’s stands for, an “A-list” sex club coming to NY, the old days of sex clubs and bush, and Pat talks about his marriage.

Ending out TACS week, Anthony attempts to explain his busy bowels and bladder, he talks about last night’s DNC, creepy ass Biden, Trump’s comment to the Russian’s, Ant gives his theory about the left’s sense of humor, and picks apart some speeches. Dov Davidoff makes his way into the studio to chat about dumb injuries, election shenanigans, Trump’s narcissism, pattern recognition, they revisit a “segregation” video, and hate on their own faces. Dov updates us on what he’s been working on, they discuss acting, sobriety, comedians and relationships, couple’s therapy, Dov’s insane upbringing, kids vs. pets, swing club etiquette, jerking at wifi kiosk’s, and crazy Japanese vending machines. They also yap about diversity in culture, the old days of exploration, people and their “groups,” we get an update on a “BLM” white dude, and a Bernie Sanders story leads them into fart chat. We also get an Opie and Jimmy update and the guys wrap up chatting about Twitter, the effects of social media, running the numbers on odds, VH-1 Classics going bye-bye, kids being a liability, the WikiLeaks voicemails, and crafting Hillary’s office.

Monday begins with Ant telling us about his latest batterers class and some interesting info he learned, Garrett tells us about a past laughing snafu he had, and Mike Cernovich takes a seat to discuss immigrants, “occupy” hashtags, “lives matter” hashtags, and we see a “vison for black lives.” The guys discuss said “vision,” Khizr Khan and media hypocrisy, Donald Trump on Islam, a caller spouts off some empty complaints, and they get into Hillary Clinton’s grody tongue, Miss Teen USA’s no-no, and a Dallas weatherman’s thought’s on the DNC. They talk about rigging polls, Mike’s book “Gorilla Mindset” and how it came to be, keeping motivation and momentum, a Periscope video of Mike’s calling out the DNC, a wayyy too skinny chick on YouTube, the good and bad of social media, Mike’s trip to Saigon, and varying fixes and differences by country.

On today’s TACS, Anthony is joined by Nick Mullen and Stavros Halkias talking about the latest on Skip Bayless, Pokémon GO, StavvyBaby’s Instagram, and their dating lives. They discuss castration, overprotective parents, Ant’s lack of a real relationship, the impending election and the craziness surrounding it, Nazi’s and their style, the upcoming debates, the government’s hand in business, hair loss and dad bod, and they go through the hottest dad bods. They get into movie remakes, sexy old school movie broads, the old days of getting porn and giant bush, we hear from a few callers, and the guys go on to talk about cultural differences, bands selling out, the drunk ass founding fathers, getting into serial killing, new and terrible TV obsessions, and Tom Sizemore (unrelated). They also discuss resisting arrest and crimes these days, East Side Dave’s “jacking” show, we take a look at Mia Vallis in action, and they wrap looking at a typical white guy fight and hearing about a Trump song.

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Anthony is joined by Mike Cannon and Mike Bocchetti chatting it up about sobriety, weight loss, Donald Trump, Germany and German porn, crazy ass cats, dead animals, baking cakes (of sorts), Tony Jones getting shut down by Rebecca Judd, and the guys swap “shut down stories.” Mia Vallis joins the show to talk about tickling and O’s, getting into fetish porn, celibacy, her upcoming gigs, big dick vs. small, slutting it up in college, bush preference, and position preference. The gang goes on to drool over Mia, they talk about “bat shit crazy,” homemade sex tapes, Mia’s major, horseback riding, Mia’s heritage, a dancing flamingo killer, and “blood wings.” Paul Mecurio pops in to tell Mia to put her god damn clothes back on, Ant attempts to throw game at Mia, we hear what Babs has to say regarding Donald Trump, and see a (stupid ass) trailer for “Is That a Gun in Your Pocket.”

On today’s TACS 2nd anniversary show extravaganza, Anthony is joined in studio, by phone, and via Skype by…
Jim Norton, Dave Smith, Colin Quinn, Pat Dixon, Matt Iseman, Geno Bisconte, Aaron Berg and Gavin McInnes

TACS is back with Ant giving a recap on his weekend that included a TV recommendation (aka Stranger Things), some tax talk, questions surrounding Hillary Clinton’s health, we get a Scorch update, and see A-Rod getting pissy eyed. Mike Dowd joins the show to chat with Anthony about getting into police work, “rule breaking,” “Puerto Rican Mysteries,” NYC in the 80’s, being dirty, quitting being dirty, and being dirty again. Mike also discusses the feds and their involvement, his love/hate relationship with being a cop, money jacking, careless spending, low-key wanting to get caught and his current speaking engagements. Ant and Mike talk about their jail stints (LOL), Mike’s plea deal, prison life and life after getting out, family support, growing up on Long Island, cop agendas and myths, prison vs. jail, voting rights for felons, and they wrap up the day discussing a news story about an Olympic leg break.

Today Anthony gives us the details from his batterers class, Mark Normand and Joe List come in to talk a little trash on Garrett’s pic, they discuss terrorists at a Hillary rally, concerns about Hillary’s heath, political faux pas, and a mom and son. Literally. The guys go on to talk about cousins, face sitting, getting in trouble as teens, a dumbass with a Molotov cocktail, a dumbass Buddhist monk, a study on cat people versus dog people, “cat people problems.” We watch a clip from “Hand and Hand” and “A Patch of Blue,” they also talk about their upcoming gigs, we get a Terry Clifford update, hear a “Life Alert story,” see a supplement commercial with a old big tittie, a political ad with blazing guns, and Cindy from Lee’s Toyota.

TACS ends the week with Anthony and Mitch Fatel discussing cheating, burying the body, living in the moment, sex insecurities, swinging, “getting that knee,” co-hosting, and drugs. Jim Norton takes a seat and updates us on his new place, the guys go on to discuss cucks, squirting, threesomes, role playing, dirty texting, and porn. They talk about robot Hillary, weird president, the movie “Elvis & Nixon,” Bill Clinton and balloons, Melia Obama smoking pot, and Donald Trump and his mouth. They also yap about the old days of porn, The Tonight Show and Jay Leno, agents, UFC, Jim’s upcoming trip to Australia, Ant’s upcoming role in a movie, a random citizen’s arrest/shooting, and CQ’s Cop Show.

TACS is back with a recap of Ant’s weekend that included plenty of Oculus Rift playing, we hear the latest on the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard saga, Curt Schilling takes a seat and the guys talk about being taped without your knowledge, getting sucked into gaming, false prejudice, and liberal blame shifting. They go on to talk about Hillary the rape coverer, Curt’s upcoming show, the obvious Hillary media shift, Trump’s “bankruptcy” and “racism,” burning your own neighborhood down, and the situation in Milwaukee. They also discuss government budgeting, Trump’s plans, baseball, Pedro vs. Zimmerman, Johnny Podres, gun issues, Timothy Batts, we see a video about being offended, watch white hip-hop, some “too cool” dads, and Curt teases a presidential run.

Anthony begins the day talking about Gavin’s movie, his Oculus Rift, virtual reality gaming, batterers class, musical politicians, and Joe DeVito and Ian Halperin come in to talk about Trump, titty Twitter, and Ian dishes some dirt on Howard Stern. They discuss Josef Mengele, Hitler’s secretary, hot Israeli chicks, nukes in Iran, Jew disrespect, Trump’s chances, and crazy ass Florida and alligators. We see some crazy ass animals and a crazy ass fan, watch Joe Biden’s uncomfortable hug, they discuss Hillary’s parenting skills, Chris Christie’s form, a douche at a ballpark, A-Rod, Amy Schumer, hot Fox News chicks, and we get introduced to Ian’s flying friend. They wrap up talking about sports, the “World’s Strongest Man,” old school celebrity competitions, Joe’s powerlifting, and we hear about the new Otto & George CD.

Wednesday kicks off with some “breaking news” regarding Amy Schumer and Kurt Metzger, KtC explains charges versus allegations, Ant reads a few of Kurt’s posts, and then goes through some feminist feedback. We watch the trailer for “Hidden Figures,” learn about white/black NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson, revisit Jennifer Connelly’s tits, find out Ellen DeGeneres is a racist, Ant waxes about social media warriors, and we hear about PC painting moving. We learn about a Best Western firing, find out Univision bought Gawker, Ant reminisces on Marlin Perkins, goes through a story about Anthony Weiner’s Muslim wife, wishes he had a time machine, we see a sloppy bitch in a parking lot, and get a Johnny and Amber update.

We end TACS week with Anthony chatting about the latest news out of Gawker, that whore McKayla Maroney, naked Aly Raisman, he waxes about a few movies, and we inspect some new Bond’s. Zac Amico takes a seat to go on with Anthony about possible Bond’s, Zac talks about his love of nudity, doing nude shows, and moderating Jake the Snake at Comic-Con. Sandy Kane joins the show to talk about her movie, taking her tits out, dedicated fans, being in the news, her love of Nick Cannon, her smashed guitar, the old days of New York, and we hear her new song, “Don’t Look Back.” We find out what Sandy does in the “off season” and that she went to Trump University, they go on to discuss voting, Donald Trump, switching up partners, Richard Pryor, Phil Spector the murderer, and closeted gays from way back. We also hear about Sandy’s new movie with Willem Dafoe, hear from a few callers, get a Twatto update, they talk plastic surgery. Zac tells us about some of his upcoming gigs.

A gussied up Anthony is back chatting it up about his gussied up look, his weekend filming a movie along with Gavin, a home film festival he had, the shitty Dirk Diggler Story,” and some Jacuzzi sitting. We hear a news anchor’s snafu, watch a clip of a “sexual harasser,” talk about “gender neutral” bathrooms, tourist scammers, giant bushes. Bob Phillips takes a seat to talk about his hometown Detroit, the guys check out a Detroit dash cam and a “slow roll,” they yap about shitty accents, Suzyn Waldman’s old school national anthem, Lochte’s lies, Bob’s start in comedy, his divorce, new fiancé, and his kids and step kids. They go on to talk about Barbara Streisand hating Siri, Boston fisherman, Twitter antics, Gavin’s movie, chipping (what’s that) your pet, and the guys end on a “somber” note talking about dead animals, feline herpes (?!?!), and animal jobs.

On today’s TACS, Ant begins talking about his newest part in Gavin’s movie, Kevin from Previti Pizza takes a seat to tell a cat story, Keith tells a boat story, and Theo Von and Harrison Greenbaum take a seat and go on to talk about disposing of dead animals, eating random animals, and eating random people (?!?!). They go on to chat about vegans, Theo’s stepmom, the upcoming election, Trump and Hillary’s platforms, Hillary on Kimmel, we see Fiona Apple now and then, and watch some street magic. They go through a news story about “boys and girls,” Theo tells a drugged out “threesome” story, Ant explains his evening, they chat about news channels, a dude getting tossed in Braveheart, and old TV and “wheels.” Theo makes his exit and Harrison and Ant go on to talk about the psychopath spectrum, a rodeo clown firing, the Netflix series “Fearless,” we learn about “prepping the bull,” Ant’s Newsweek interview about Gawker, and East Side Dave’s feet.

Anthony starts the show talking about his morning shooting Gavin’s movie “Your Stupid,” John Melendez joins the show to chat about getting his phone hacked, getting served for divorce, and they wax on marriage and divorce bullshit. Mia Vallis calls in to say hi, fills us in on her latest shoot, and tells us about the origin of her name, the guys go on to talk about John’s roids (prepare yourselves), the Leslie Jones hack, chicks they’d bone by race, and their upcoming weekend plans. Jared Freid takes a seat to fanboy out for a minute, the trio discuss Hogan's Heroes, closeted gays from the past, the “Stars of Satellite Radio,” fixer upper shows, shitty sitcoms, Kat Denning’s tits, cock comparisons, and they get back into the bhole. They chat about idiot American’s, Milo’s thought’s on Leslie Jones, words changing, robot Hillary, believing in Trump, hot ass Ivanka, and hajib’s.

Today begins with a batterers class update, Ant discusses the need or want to set boundaries, Kevin Brennan and Carie Karavas take a seat to talk about accidental deaths, choo-choo’s, STD testing, and pulling pussy. They chat about loving Jews, the difficulty of schoolwork, and Alison Tyler pops in to talk about her upcoming gig at Headquarters, winning porn awards, and double penetration. They go on to talk about dirty talk, we see some of Alison’s work, hear about her LAFD boyfriend, and Kevin, Ant, and Carie shoot over an array of porn-ish questions to her. Alison makes her exit and the gang goes on to chat about annoying women, kids and sex, Carie’s hairy baby, and attempting to eat out with children.