A sacred ceremony is held for each grunt to decide who is going to be "The Chosen One" who will save all of the grunts from extinction. Perry is The Chosen One. Perry becomes stressed, and flees from the Monastery into Earth.
Frank is sucked down a pipe while he is in the sewer. He ends up in somebody's beer, and is drunk along with the drink. The man who drank him goes to the bathroom, and then, out comes Frank. The man gets freaked out and calls the police. Frank then performs in front of the bar during open-mike night and the police catch him and throw him in jail.
Frank is in jail and his cell-mate is obsessed with the cleaning of teeth. Luckily, Frank escapes with a tooth brush when his cell-mate cannot take the horrible teeth of the guards any longer.
Frank is kidnapped by a violent motorcycle gang. Can Frank survive their incredibly painful but hilarious torture?
While riding in a cab from a casino, Dean is kidnapped. They attend a Tom Jones concert and Dean escapes, but ends up in a depressing bar. In the end Dean hitchhikes with some crazy guy.
Sammy is on the sea and falls in love with The Lamp. He must fight The Captain to win it's love.