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The Colbert Report

Season 5 2009
TV-14

  • 2009-01-06T04:30:00Z on Comedy Central
  • 22m
  • 2d 11h 2m (161 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy, News
The Colbert Report is an American satirical late night television program that airs Monday through Thursday on Comedy Central. It stars political humorist Stephen Colbert, a former correspondent for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The Colbert Report is a spin-off from and counterpart to The Daily Show that comments on politics and the media in a similar way. It satirizes conservative personality-driven political pundit programs, particularly Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor. The show focuses on a fictional anchorman character named Stephen Colbert, played by his real-life namesake. The character, described by Colbert as a "well-intentioned, poorly informed, high-status idiot", is a caricature of televised political pundits. The Colbert Report has been nominated for seven Primetime Emmy Awards each in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012, two Television Critics Association Awards Awards, and two Satellite Awards. In 2013, it won two Emmys. It has been presented as non-satirical journalism in several instances, including by the Tom DeLay Legal Defense Trust and by Robert Wexler following his interview on the program. The Report received considerable media coverage following its debut on October 17, 2005, for Colbert's coining of the term "truthiness", which dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster named its 2006 Word of the Year.

161 episodes

Season Premiere

2009-01-06T04:30:00Z

5x01 John King

Season Premiere

5x01 John King

  • 2009-01-06T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.

2009-01-07T04:30:00Z

5x02 Matt Miller

5x02 Matt Miller

  • 2009-01-07T04:30:00Z22m

Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.

2009-01-08T04:30:00Z

5x03 Benicio Del Toro

5x03 Benicio Del Toro

  • 2009-01-08T04:30:00Z22m

Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."

2009-01-09T04:30:00Z

5x04 Lawrence Lessig

5x04 Lawrence Lessig

  • 2009-01-09T04:30:00Z22m

Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.

2009-01-13T04:30:00Z

5x05 Anthony Romero

5x05 Anthony Romero

  • 2009-01-13T04:30:00Z22m

Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.

2009-01-14T04:30:00Z

5x06 Niall Ferguson

5x06 Niall Ferguson

  • 2009-01-14T04:30:00Z22m

Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.

2009-01-15T04:30:00Z

5x07 Alan Khazei

5x07 Alan Khazei

  • 2009-01-15T04:30:00Z22m

Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.

A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it and Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.

2009-01-20T04:30:00Z

5x09 Frank Rich

5x09 Frank Rich

  • 2009-01-20T04:30:00Z22m

Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.

2009-01-21T04:30:00Z

5x10 Jabari Asim

5x10 Jabari Asim

  • 2009-01-21T04:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why, Jabari Asim.

2009-01-22T04:30:00Z

5x11 Elizabeth Alexander

5x11 Elizabeth Alexander

  • 2009-01-22T04:30:00Z22m

Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.

2009-01-23T04:30:00Z

5x12 Jon Meacham

5x12 Jon Meacham

  • 2009-01-23T04:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.

2009-01-27T04:30:00Z

5x13 Chris Mooney, Ed Young

5x13 Chris Mooney, Ed Young

  • 2009-01-27T04:30:00Z22m

Obama changes Bush's policy on science, and Ed Young thinks married people should have more sex.

2009-01-28T04:30:00Z

5x14 Philippe Petit

5x14 Philippe Petit

  • 2009-01-28T04:30:00Z22m

Documentary, "Man on Wire"

2009-01-30T04:30:00Z

5x16 John Podesta

5x16 John Podesta

  • 2009-01-30T04:30:00Z22m

President and CEO, Center for American Progress

2009-02-03T04:30:00Z

5x17 Dan Zaccagnino

5x17 Dan Zaccagnino

  • 2009-02-03T04:30:00Z22m

The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.

2009-02-04T04:30:00Z

5x18 Henry Louis Gates Jr.

5x18 Henry Louis Gates Jr.

  • 2009-02-04T04:30:00Z22m

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.

2009-02-05T04:30:00Z

5x19 Steve Martin

5x19 Steve Martin

  • 2009-02-05T04:30:00Z22m

Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"

Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.

2009-02-10T04:30:00Z

5x21 TV on the Radio

5x21 TV on the Radio

  • 2009-02-10T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.

2009-02-11T04:30:00Z

5x22 Robert Ballard

5x22 Robert Ballard

  • 2009-02-11T04:30:00Z22m

It's tough times for the Republican Party, and Stephen gives a shout out to a former employee.

New York Times article, "My Genomic Self"

Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.

Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief scientific advisor for chemistry.com, anthropology professor and author of Why Him? Why Her?: Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality Type, Helen Fisher.

2009-02-25T04:30:00Z

5x26 Cliff Sloan

5x26 Cliff Sloan

  • 2009-02-25T04:30:00Z22m

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.

2009-02-26T04:30:00Z

5x27 John Fetterman

5x27 John Fetterman

  • 2009-02-26T04:30:00Z22m

Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.

2009-02-27T04:30:00Z

5x28 Kris Kristofferson

5x28 Kris Kristofferson

  • 2009-02-27T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.

2009-03-03T04:30:00Z

5x29 David Byrne

5x29 David Byrne

  • 2009-03-03T04:30:00Z22m

Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?

2009-03-04T04:30:00Z

5x30 Mark Bittman

5x30 Mark Bittman

  • 2009-03-04T04:30:00Z22m

President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.

2009-03-05T04:30:00Z

5x31 Carl Wilson

5x31 Carl Wilson

  • 2009-03-05T04:30:00Z22m

Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love" and will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?

2009-03-06T04:30:00Z

5x32 Steven Johnson

5x32 Steven Johnson

  • 2009-03-06T04:30:00Z22m

Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.

2009-03-10T03:30:00Z

5x33 Lisa Hannigan

5x33 Lisa Hannigan

  • 2009-03-10T03:30:00Z22m

Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."

Tonight Stephen welcomes microbiologist and member of the Joint BioEnergy Institute, Dr. Jay Keasling. Also Stephen talks with NASA's associate administrator for space operations Bill Gerstenmaier about the Kepler Probe and other space exploration.

2009-03-12T03:30:00Z

5x35 Howard Fineman

5x35 Howard Fineman

  • 2009-03-12T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek correspondent and author of 'The Thirteen American Arguments: Enduring Debates that Define and Inspire Our Country', Howard Fineman.

Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Graveyard Book'.

2009-03-18T03:30:00Z

5x38 David Grann

5x38 David Grann

  • 2009-03-18T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon'.

2009-03-19T03:30:00Z

5x39 Juan Cole

5x39 Juan Cole

  • 2009-03-19T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'Engaging the Muslim World'.

2009-03-20T03:30:00Z

5x40 John McCardell

5x40 John McCardell

  • 2009-03-20T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of Choose Responsibility.

2009-03-31T03:30:00Z

5x41 Derrick Pitts

5x41 Derrick Pitts

  • 2009-03-31T03:30:00Z22m

The guest tonight is Derrick Pitts, Chief Astronomer at The Franklin Institute.

2009-04-01T03:30:00Z

5x42 David Plotz

5x42 David Plotz

  • 2009-04-01T03:30:00Z22m

David Plotz, Author of 'Good Book LP' talks to Stephen tonight.

2009-04-02T03:30:00Z

5x43 Dambisa Moyo

5x43 Dambisa Moyo

  • 2009-04-02T03:30:00Z22m

Author of "Dead Aid", Dambisa Moyo is the guest on tonight's show.

2009-04-03T03:30:00Z

5x44 Biz Stone

5x44 Biz Stone

  • 2009-04-03T03:30:00Z22m

One of the co-founders of Twitter is the guest for tonight's show.

2009-04-07T03:30:00Z

5x45 Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry

5x45 Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry

  • 2009-04-07T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of Banquo's Ghosts, Rich Lowry.

2009-04-08T03:30:00Z

5x46 Queen Noor

5x46 Queen Noor

  • 2009-04-08T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes Jordan's Queen Noor.

2009-04-09T03:30:00Z

5x47 Phil Bronstein

5x47 Phil Bronstein

  • 2009-04-09T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the editor at large for the San Francisco Chronicle, Phil Bronstein.

2009-04-10T03:30:00Z

5x48 Bart Ehrman

5x48 Bart Ehrman

  • 2009-04-10T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible expert and author of Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don't Know About Them), Bart Ehrman.

Tonight Stephen welcomes psychotherapist and author of Bodies, Susie Orbach. Also, Stephen talks with NASA's Deputy Chief, Astronaut Office at the Johnson Space Center, Sunita Williams about the naming of the new node on the International Space Station.

2009-04-16T03:30:00Z

5x50 Jim Lehrer

5x50 Jim Lehrer

  • 2009-04-16T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor of PBS' NewsHour and author of Oh, Jonny, Jim Lehrer.

Tonight Stephen welcomes the former head of the Office of Legal Council for both President Reagan and George Bush Sr., and author of Can a Catholic Support Him? Asking the Big Questions about Barack Obama, Doug Kmiec. Also, Stephen talks with the associate editor for opendemocracy.net, Kanishk Tharoor.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.

2009-04-22T03:30:00Z

5x53 Coach Mike Kryzewski

5x53 Coach Mike Kryzewski

  • 2009-04-22T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen talks with Duke University men's basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski.

2009-04-23T03:30:00Z

5x54 Ira Glass

5x54 Ira Glass

  • 2009-04-23T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen talks with host of This American Life, Ira Glass.

2009-04-24T03:30:00Z

5x55 Elizabeth Bintliff

5x55 Elizabeth Bintliff

  • 2009-04-24T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the West Africa Program Officer for Heifer International, Elizabeth Bintliff.

2009-04-28T03:30:00Z

5x56 The Decemberists

5x56 The Decemberists

  • 2009-04-28T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes musical group The Decemberists.

2009-04-29T03:30:00Z

5x57 David Gross

5x57 David Gross

  • 2009-04-29T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of 'Dumb Money: How Our Greatest Financial Minds Bankrupted the Nation', Daniel Gross. Also, Stephen talks with war correspondent Richard Engel.

2009-04-30T03:30:00Z

5x58 David Kessler

5x58 David Kessler

  • 2009-04-30T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes former FDA commissioner and author of The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite, David Kessler.

Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder and executive director of the Drug Policy Alliance, Ethan Nadlemann.

2009-05-05T03:30:00Z

5x60 J.J. Abrams

5x60 J.J. Abrams

  • 2009-05-05T03:30:00Z22m

The Prescott Group needs a bailout, and J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery.

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law and Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.

2009-05-07T03:30:00Z

5x62 Laurie Garrett

5x62 Laurie Garrett

  • 2009-05-07T03:30:00Z22m

President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.

2009-05-08T03:30:00Z

5x63 Mitchell Joachim

5x63 Mitchell Joachim

  • 2009-05-08T03:30:00Z22m

It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.

2009-05-12T03:30:00Z

5x64 Jeff Daniels

5x64 Jeff Daniels

  • 2009-05-12T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Jeff Daniels Also, Stephen talks with the vice president of policy at Demos.org, Tamara Draut about credit cart reform.

2009-05-13T03:30:00Z

5x65 Ron Howard

5x65 Ron Howard

  • 2009-05-13T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the producer & director of Angels & Demons, Ron Howard. Also, Stephen talks with the head of Latin American Division of the Council on Foreign Relations, Julia Sweig about Cuba.

2009-05-14T03:30:00Z

5x66 Michael Pollan

5x66 Michael Pollan

  • 2009-05-14T03:30:00Z22m

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, Michael Pollan.

2009-05-15T03:30:00Z

5x67 Yusuf Islam

5x67 Yusuf Islam

  • 2009-05-15T03:30:00Z22m

Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose competition continues, and Yusuf performs.

2009-05-19T03:30:00Z

5x68 Meghan McCain

5x68 Meghan McCain

  • 2009-05-19T03:30:00Z22m

Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people trying to make it more extreme.

2009-05-20T03:30:00Z

5x69 Walter Kirn

5x69 Walter Kirn

  • 2009-05-20T03:30:00Z22m

Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.

2009-05-21T03:30:00Z

5x70 Seth Shostak

5x70 Seth Shostak

  • 2009-05-21T03:30:00Z22m

Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.

2009-05-22T03:30:00Z

5x71 Green Day

5x71 Green Day

  • 2009-05-22T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."

Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.

2009-06-03T03:30:00Z

5x73 Katty Kay

5x73 Katty Kay

  • 2009-06-03T03:30:00Z22m

The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.

2009-06-04T03:30:00Z

5x74 Eric Schlosser

5x74 Eric Schlosser

  • 2009-06-04T03:30:00Z22m

California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.

Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.

2009-06-09T03:30:00Z

5x76 General Raymond Odierno

5x76 General Raymond Odierno

  • 2009-06-09T03:30:00Z22m

General Ray Odierno steps up to the plate to be Stephen’s first guest in Iraq.

Stephen welcomes Sergeant Robin Balcom and Specialist Tareq Salha to his international desk of wisdom and truthiness.

Tom Hanks and Stephen prepare a care package, and Charles H. Jacoby Jr. picks his favorite soldier.

George W. Bush praises the troops, and Frank A. Grippe orders his officers to sing the Army song.

2009-06-16T03:30:00Z

5x80 Austan Goolsbee

5x80 Austan Goolsbee

  • 2009-06-16T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.

According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.

2009-06-18T03:30:00Z

5x82 Joshua Micah Marshall

5x82 Joshua Micah Marshall

  • 2009-06-18T03:30:00Z22m

Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.

2009-06-19T03:30:00Z

5x83 Paul Muldoon

5x83 Paul Muldoon

  • 2009-06-19T03:30:00Z22m

Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.

2009-06-23T03:30:00Z

5x84 Simon Schama

5x84 Simon Schama

  • 2009-06-23T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.

David Kilcullen fights wars by taking a local approach to combat smaller guerrilla movements.

2009-06-25T03:30:00Z

5x86 Matthew Crawford

5x86 Matthew Crawford

  • 2009-06-25T03:30:00Z22m

The Jonas Brothers don't abstain from making awesome rock, and Matthew Crawford believes in working with his hands.

2009-06-26T03:30:00Z

5x87 Jim Fouratt

5x87 Jim Fouratt

  • 2009-06-26T03:30:00Z22m

ABC turns their network over to Barack Obama, and Jim Fouratt meets the leader of the gay shame movement.

2009-06-30T03:30:00Z

5x88 Neil DeGrasse Tyson

5x88 Neil DeGrasse Tyson

  • 2009-06-30T03:30:00Z22m

Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to make science accessible to whomever wants to reach out and touch it.

Stephen questions whether America should embrace soccer, and Kevin Mattson thinks Jimmy Carter was underappreciated.

2009-07-02T03:30:00Z

5x90 Nicholas Kristof

5x90 Nicholas Kristof

  • 2009-07-02T03:30:00Z22m

The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.

2009-07-03T03:30:00Z

5x91 Ed Viesturs

5x91 Ed Viesturs

  • 2009-07-03T03:30:00Z22m

Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.

The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman knows a lot about money.

2009-07-15T03:30:00Z

5x93 Leymah Gbowee

5x93 Leymah Gbowee

  • 2009-07-15T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Leymah Gbowee where Liberia is.

2009-07-16T03:30:00Z

5x94 Douglas Rushkoff

5x94 Douglas Rushkoff

  • 2009-07-16T03:30:00Z22m

There's bad news for people with target-shaped birthmarks, and Douglas Rushkoff lets Jews and Freemasons off the hook.

2009-07-17T03:30:00Z

5x95 Edmund Andrews

5x95 Edmund Andrews

  • 2009-07-17T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen is emotionally dead inside, and Ed Andrews should write about teen vampires if he wants to get out of debt.

2009-07-21T03:30:00Z

5x96 Geoffrey Canada, Bob Park

Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized and Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.

2009-07-22T03:30:00Z

5x97 Dr. Aaron Carroll

5x97 Dr. Aaron Carroll

  • 2009-07-22T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll believes America should have a single-payer system.

The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.

2009-07-24T03:30:00Z

5x99 Zev Chafets

5x99 Zev Chafets

  • 2009-07-24T03:30:00Z22m

The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.

2009-07-28T03:30:00Z

5x100 Movits!

5x100 Movits!

  • 2009-07-28T03:30:00Z22m

A report on tasers may shock you, and Swedish band Movits! helps Stephen put his Ikea futon together

2009-07-29T03:30:00Z

5x101 Arianna Huffington

5x101 Arianna Huffington

  • 2009-07-29T03:30:00Z22m

Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accent to give herself an air of being an ethnic minority.

2009-07-30T03:30:00Z

5x102 Kevin Baker

5x102 Kevin Baker

  • 2009-07-30T03:30:00Z22m

Lance Armstrong comes in third in the Tour de France, and Kevin Baker says Obama is the new Hoover.

2009-07-31T03:30:00Z

5x103 Kathryn Bigelow

5x103 Kathryn Bigelow

  • 2009-07-31T03:30:00Z22m

Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.

2009-08-04T03:30:00Z

5x104 General Anthony Zinni

5x104 General Anthony Zinni

  • 2009-08-04T03:30:00Z22m

President Obama finds a way to pay for health care, and General Anthony Zinni will wax Stephen's chest.

2009-08-05T03:30:00Z

5x105 Kurt Andersen

5x105 Kurt Andersen

  • 2009-08-05T03:30:00Z22m

According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a brief chance to get things where they want them.

2009-08-06T03:30:00Z

5x106 Kris Kobach

5x106 Kris Kobach

  • 2009-08-06T03:30:00Z22m

Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally.

2009-08-07T03:30:00Z

5x107 Meryl Streep

5x107 Meryl Streep

  • 2009-08-07T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Streep about her role as Julia Child.

2009-08-11T03:30:00Z

5x108 Sen. Barbara Boxer

5x108 Sen. Barbara Boxer

  • 2009-08-11T03:30:00Z22m

Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight, and Stephen interviews Barbara Boxer with deaf suspicion.

2009-08-12T03:30:00Z

5x109 Jonathan Cohn

5x109 Jonathan Cohn

  • 2009-08-12T03:30:00Z22m

Afghanistan prepares for Bring Your Rocket Launcher to Work Day, and Jonathan Cohn explains why America's having a health care crisis.

2009-08-13T03:30:00Z

5x110 Mark Johnson

5x110 Mark Johnson

  • 2009-08-13T03:30:00Z22m

Americans speak Glenn Beck's mind at town hall meetings, and Mark Johnson spreads peace through music.

2009-08-14T03:30:00Z

5x111 Mark Devlin

5x111 Mark Devlin

  • 2009-08-14T03:30:00Z22m

Glenn Beck loses his sponsors, and Mark Devlin uses giant balloons to life telescopes to the edge of space.

2009-08-18T03:30:00Z

5x112 Bill McKibben

5x112 Bill McKibben

  • 2009-08-18T03:30:00Z22m

Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibben lowers carbon dioxide levels by not exhaling when he talks.

2009-08-19T03:30:00Z

5x113 Robert Wright

5x113 Robert Wright

  • 2009-08-19T03:30:00Z22m

2009-08-20T03:30:00Z

5x114 Ang Lee

5x114 Ang Lee

  • 2009-08-20T03:30:00Z22m

Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Taking Woodstock."

2009-08-21T03:30:00Z

5x115 Chris Matthews

5x115 Chris Matthews

  • 2009-08-21T03:30:00Z22m

The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his documentary, "The Kennedy Brothers."

2009-09-15T03:30:00Z

5x116 Cory Booker

5x116 Cory Booker

  • 2009-09-15T03:30:00Z22m

The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.

2009-09-16T03:30:00Z

5x117 Christiane Amanpour

5x117 Christiane Amanpour

  • 2009-09-16T03:30:00Z22m

Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."

2009-09-17T03:30:00Z

5x118 Tony Danza

5x118 Tony Danza

  • 2009-09-17T03:30:00Z22m

Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and The Flaming Lips perform.

2009-09-18T03:30:00Z

5x119 Frank Bruni

5x119 Frank Bruni

  • 2009-09-18T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goats and Frank Bruni talks about mastering his addiction to compulsive eating as a food critic for the New York Times.

2009-09-23T03:30:00Z

5x120 Tue, Sep 22, 2009

5x120 Tue, Sep 22, 2009

  • 2009-09-23T03:30:00Z22m

The Senate votes to allow guns on trains, and Shai Agassi wants us all to drive electric cars.

2009-09-24T03:30:00Z

5x121 AJ Jacobs

5x121 AJ Jacobs

  • 2009-09-24T03:30:00Z22m

AJ Jacobs' life experiments include following all the rules of the Bible, trying to be the most rational person alive and radical honesty.

2009-09-25T03:30:00Z

5x122 Ken Burns

5x122 Ken Burns

  • 2009-09-25T03:30:00Z22m

The Republican Party is accused of racism, another holiday is under attack, and Ken Burns makes a documentary about national parks.

2009-09-29T03:30:00Z

5x123 Sheryl WuDunn

5x123 Sheryl WuDunn

  • 2009-09-29T03:30:00Z22m

Sheryl WuDunn believes giving women loans and educating girls is the way to lift developing nations out of poverty.

An exciting new tobacco product hits the market, and Matt Latimer recalls his Bush speechwriting days.

2009-10-01T03:30:00Z

5x125 Wed, Sep 30, 2009

5x125 Wed, Sep 30, 2009

  • 2009-10-01T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen has an update on his space treadmill, and he'll evolve Richard Dawkins' book into tiny shreds of paper.

2009-10-02T03:30:00Z

5x126 Francis Collins

5x126 Francis Collins

  • 2009-10-02T03:30:00Z22m

Francis Collins informs Stephen that it's going to take time for stem cell research to give him crab claws.

2009-10-06T03:30:00Z

5x127 Arne Duncan

5x127 Arne Duncan

  • 2009-10-06T03:30:00Z22m

President Obama proposes a longer school year, and Arne Duncan could only get a job as a secretary.

2009-10-07T03:30:00Z

5x128 The Mountain Goats

5x128 The Mountain Goats

  • 2009-10-07T03:30:00Z22m

The Mountain Goats perform "Psalms 40:2" from their album, "The Life of the World to Come."

2009-10-08T03:30:00Z

5x129 Alison Gopnik

5x129 Alison Gopnik

  • 2009-10-08T03:30:00Z22m

Doctors invent a radical new surgery, and Alison Gopnik says babies can help us understand deep philosophical questions.

2009-10-09T03:30:00Z

5x130 Thu, Oct 8, 2009

5x130 Thu, Oct 8, 2009

  • 2009-10-09T03:30:00Z22m

The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Colin Beavan makes no environmental impact.

Stephen takes on Norwegians for giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, plays tennis with James Blake and talks zombies with Sanjay Gupta.

Stephen posts Twitter updates on Miley Cyrus, talks fetuses with David Javerbaum and asks Sylvia Earle why he should care about the ocean.

2009-10-15T03:30:00Z

5x133 Amy Farrell, The RZA

5x133 Amy Farrell, The RZA

  • 2009-10-15T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen gets angry over health care reform, discusses obesity with Amy Farrell, and talks wisdom with the RZA.

2009-10-16T03:30:00Z

5x134 Jerry Mitchell

5x134 Jerry Mitchell

  • 2009-10-16T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen proves that mayo is the illest condiment, asks Jerry Mitchell what a newspaper reporter is and unveils his new portrait.

2009-10-27T03:30:00Z

5x135 Cornel West

5x135 Cornel West

  • 2009-10-27T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen criticizes Washington State, endorses your job application and disagrees with everything Cornel West stands for.

2009-10-28T03:30:00Z

5x136 Tue, Oct 27, 2009

5x136 Tue, Oct 27, 2009

  • 2009-10-28T03:30:00Z22m

The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.

2009-10-29T03:30:00Z

5x137 Brian Cox

5x137 Brian Cox

  • 2009-10-29T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.

2009-10-30T03:30:00Z

5x138 Bill Simmons

5x138 Bill Simmons

  • 2009-10-30T03:30:00Z22m

Stephen talks to Rosanne Cash about torturing detainees with music and discusses "Teen Wolf" with Bill Simmons.

2009-11-03T04:30:00Z

5x139 Nicholas Thompson

5x139 Nicholas Thompson

  • 2009-11-03T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen sponsors the U.S. speedskating team, analyzes Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakfast and disputes the end of the Cold War with Nicholas Thompson.

2009-11-04T04:30:00Z

5x140 Andrew Sullivan

5x140 Andrew Sullivan

  • 2009-11-04T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen makes history with the U.S. Speedskating team, covers a gay couple's arrest on Mormon Church property and wants Andrew Sullivan to admit he's wrong.

2009-11-05T04:30:00Z

5x141 Harold Evans

5x141 Harold Evans

  • 2009-11-05T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen declares Barack Obama the loser, gets dunked in water by Al Gore and asks Harold Evans if he's going to be a chimney sweep.

2009-11-06T04:30:00Z

5x142 Thu, Nov 5, 2009

5x142 Thu, Nov 5, 2009

  • 2009-11-06T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen puts Canada on notice with Joey Cheek, introduces Vaxaconda and talks to William Bratton about McGruff the Crime Dog.

2009-11-10T04:30:00Z

5x143 Mon, Nov 9, 2009

5x143 Mon, Nov 9, 2009

  • 2009-11-10T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen asks Mike Castle why he can't marry a chicken, helps Katherine Reutter win a gold medal, and talks art with Thomas Campbell.

2009-11-11T04:30:00Z

5x144 Maria Shriver

5x144 Maria Shriver

  • 2009-11-11T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen defends Barney Frank for not recognizing marijuana, enjoys a Taser XREP ad and feeds ice cream to Maria Shriver.

2009-11-12T04:30:00Z

5x145 Christopher Caldwell

5x145 Christopher Caldwell

  • 2009-11-12T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen believes bankers are God's representatives, criticizes "Sesame Street" and asks Christopher Caldwell where the Muslim pope is.

2009-11-13T04:30:00Z

5x146 Woody Harrelson

5x146 Woody Harrelson

  • 2009-11-13T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen uses Miracle Whip money to buy mayo, claims Lou Dobbs' audience and shaves Woody Harrelson's head.

2009-11-17T04:30:00Z

5x147 Mon, Nov 16, 2009

5x147 Mon, Nov 16, 2009

  • 2009-11-17T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen shows Barack Obama how to greet foreign leaders, offers to sing in Aerosmith, and discusses architecture with Paul Goldberger.

2009-11-18T04:30:00Z

5x148 Malcolm Gladwell

5x148 Malcolm Gladwell

  • 2009-11-18T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen talks to Marc Kielburger about child labor, skateboards with Jackie Speier and asks Malcolm Gladwell to explain a New Yorker cartoon.

2009-11-19T04:30:00Z

5x149 Norah Jones

5x149 Norah Jones

  • 2009-11-19T04:30:00Z22m

Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah Jones talks about her famous father, Indiana.

2009-11-20T04:30:00Z

5x150 Thu, Nov 19, 2009

5x150 Thu, Nov 19, 2009

  • 2009-11-20T04:30:00Z22m

The Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery, and Elvis Costello plays "Cheap Reward" with Stephen.

2009-12-01T04:30:00Z

5x151 Dan Esty, Cevin Soling

5x151 Dan Esty, Cevin Soling

  • 2009-12-01T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen talks to Dan Esty about global warming, forces Joseph Cirincione to play "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" and compares school to prison with Cevin Soling

2009-12-02T04:30:00Z

5x152 Tue, Dec 1, 2009

5x152 Tue, Dec 1, 2009

  • 2009-12-02T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen profiles a made-up district, discusses alien Jesus with Guy Consolmagno and helps Sherman Alexie save part of white culture

2009-12-03T04:30:00Z

5x153 Wed, Dec 2, 2009

5x153 Wed, Dec 2, 2009

  • 2009-12-03T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen critiques President Obama's speech, presents a device that lets him poop whenever he wants, and questions Craig Watson's innocence

2009-12-04T04:30:00Z

5x154 Thu, Dec 3, 2009

5x154 Thu, Dec 3, 2009

  • 2009-12-04T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen covers Tiger Woods' car crash, tries out for the U.S. skeleton team and talks to Janet Napolitano about the color-coded threat level.

2009-12-08T04:30:00Z

5x155 Mon, Dec 7, 2009

5x155 Mon, Dec 7, 2009

  • 2009-12-08T04:30:00Z22m

Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government with his music.

Stephen gives Bernie Sanders a chance to address the vicious socialist rumors and discusses the best of the public with Andy Schlafly.

2009-12-10T04:30:00Z

5x157 Wed, Dec 9, 2009

5x157 Wed, Dec 9, 2009

  • 2009-12-10T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen appeals to the monkey demographic, gets a visit from Krampus and calls out Goldman Sachs with Matt Taibbi.

2009-12-11T04:30:00Z

5x158 Thu, Dec 10, 2009

5x158 Thu, Dec 10, 2009

  • 2009-12-11T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen details Russia's battle plan for Afghanistan, tries out for the U.S. bobsled team and puts words in Lara Logan's mouth.

2009-12-15T04:30:00Z

5x159 Snoop Dogg

5x159 Snoop Dogg

  • 2009-12-15T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen interviews President Obama's cardboard cutout, signs Katherine Reutter's thigh and pre-censors Snoop Dogg.

2009-12-16T04:30:00Z

5x160 Alicia Keys

5x160 Alicia Keys

  • 2009-12-16T04:30:00Z22m

John Slattery sells gold, Stephen relays the story of Treesus, and Alicia Keys performs her hit song.

Season Finale

2009-12-17T04:30:00Z

5x161 Tom Brokaw

Season Finale

5x161 Tom Brokaw

  • 2009-12-17T04:30:00Z22m

Stephen encourages Tiger Woods, sees the ghost of Stephen King and remembers the wacky decade with Tom Brokaw.

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