i took a break from flash because its soap opera side had started to grate on my nerves. so i jump back in, and it hits me full force. you'd think at this point i'd built a tolerance but nope. also, did barry really swear to protect iris on his dead parents's lives? hilarious.
I have a question. How the hell was Barry able to afford that huge-ass loft? Did he rob a fucking bank or something?
I wish they would stop going back and forth on Caitlin's powers. In the Christmas episode, she could control them just fine. Now, she's struggling again. Come on, guys. That is just lazy writing.
I love H.R. The Cisco hologram and the pirate accent made me laugh so hard. I also adore his and Cisco's relationship. It's such a good brOTP.
Julian is a part of the team! I admit, I didn't like him very much at first, but he's kind of grown on me.
I'm glad that Barry told the team the truth about what he saw in the future. Lying to the people closest to you never works out well.
That scene in the time vault was absolutely heartbreaking. I cried a little bit. I swear, if they touch one hair on Iris' head, I will fly to Vancouver and personally kick the writers' asses. I don't give a shit. Nobody is killing anybody on my ship.
"- I got you guys a plant. That's like a standard housewarming gift, right?
-Not on my Earth. On my Earth, we get reptiles."
Well, shit. I want to live on H.R.'s Earth. Barry was so adorably happy when he got McSnurtle the turtle. By the way, why would you want to change such a dope name?
Solid episode. The next four months are gonna be wild. That intro: I am the only one fast enough to save her. Conclusion: Iris is screwed. Barry, even motorcycles are faster than you. This episode made H.R. more likeable. he's definitely the master of one liners. And man, that look H.R. gave when he learnt the STAR Labs Museum closes in the future, I felt bad, poor guy. I wanna go to that museum so badly.
Plunder was ok, I guess. but breaking out of jail and immediately stealing some diamonds, yeah, the plan wasn't terribly well thought out but hey, that's his jam. And wow, that gun. it certainly looks like the gun H.R. has in the future. I guess you can't have Wells with a non-futuristic gun. but why didn't he shoot Savitar? maybe they're letting Iris die? It felt so weird. But I guess after this episode the motorcycle is going to be the evil speedster in season 4. How come a motorcycle is faster than Wally? Well, speedforce, I ain't gonna explain shit. And Wally's little dance when Plunder was in the motorbike. Awesome. I lost my shit when I saw The Flash and Kid Flash together. Damn, I certainly needed that. And those headlines: "Joe honored at City Hall", I don't know why but it doesn't sound like a good thing. And "Killer Frost still at large", well Julian, I guess your snowflake necklace doesn't work that well. What about another pair of handcuffs so that poor Caitlin doesn't go full of Frost with you.
And that house warming was lovely. And now The Flash has a pet turtle. Barry getting really exited about his new turtle has to be the best part of the episode. McSnurtle the Turtle. nothing else to say. A reptile is the perfect present Inca house warming. And Joe giving Iris a photo from when they were kids was weird. They're brothers/friends/couple. don't you think it's weird Joe? 'cause it is.
Besides the turtle, the star of the ep was H.R. Normal people are asked by the host to speak but H.R. asks himself to.
And that at the end was Gipsy! hype everyone.
The Tortoise and The Hare
This was an excellent episode of The Flash. It's been a tough season for Barry and company. Suffering the fallout of Flashpoint for 9 episodes, The Flash has been at its most angsty and, thus, worst. Julian has done little to add anything but a minor annoyance to the proceedings. But, the season's 9th episode (landing before Holiday break) ended on a quintessentially Flash note, both in the sense of joyous victory and in the sense of that momentary victory plagued by the specter of time travel nonsense. This episode carries on the best of the preceding episode and mitigates the worst. The various plotlines are really satisfying, whether it's the relationship between Cisco and Wells, Barry and Iris, Barry and Wally, or Caitlin and Julian. The interactions between Caitlin and Julian in particular show enormous potential for Julian's resuscitation into a fun and interesting cast member. I'm appreciative of every moment a superhero show can quickly resolve the tension that gets built on the premise of a hidden truth. These revelations rarely have the desired payoff and are more frustrating than fascinating (see: Flashpoint). Flash does its work here by moving quickly through potentially troubling plotlines and uses them to, rather than create unnecessary conflict, bring the team closer together to combat a unique threat. Isn't that The Flash at its best?
BARRYYYYYYY the comment in the beginning I cannot:sob::hand:
Solar Energy. That's brilliant lmao
The future wants things to happen
DId he swear on "both my parents' lives" when they're dead?
Others have said much already, so I'll just add my own highlight moments...
Yeah, okay, the writing around the speedsters vs. the motorcycle wasn't some of The Flash's tightest. It was somewhat saved, however, by Kid Flash's rather spectacular takedown move -- that was a moment worth a bit of wait for, at least.
Plunder does seem like a bit of a dimwitted thug. So how'd he escape prison so quickly? And where the hell is he getting these futuristic high-powered weapons? (Yes, plural. They confiscated the first one when he was caught the first time, he breaks out of jail days later, and immediately has another one?) I hope the writers don't just sloppily let that go, and have some sort of shady explanation. I hope we later meet [more effects of] whoever was supplying this guy (even if it's on Arrow instead of The Flash), but I have the feeling that we won't. Difficult, when the show's writing has been so uneven -- some great moments and storylines, and some real sloppinesses -- but... we'll see.
That future-vibe... H.R. on the rooftop, with some sort of futuristic gun that kinda resembles one of Plunder's futuristic weapons, sighting on the about-to-kill-Iris Savitar but doesn't fire... Makes me wonder if something odd happens to H.R. along the way. (Or if it's just something we don't know about H.R. yet, like the teaser for next week hinted could be important.) Or if the team hatched a plan along the way that H.R. was there as part of. What if, in this team-altered future, that's not actually Iris? Hmm...
Time to stop targeting any old headline you can change, guys, and start targeting changes that will matter. As soon as you can... you know... figure out... what those are...
And how can I not mention The Speedster and the Turtle? Wonder if McSnurtle will have some interesting lesson for us someday, like it's not all about being fast...
They decided not to tell Joe about Iris' future death... And he certainly will find out. Again.
Episode was not bad, but I'm starting to hate The CW, you know.
I'm not liking having WestAllen shoved down my throat. Plus, did we seriously just get presented with the possibility of a Caitlin/Malfoy ship? Sorry, I mean Julian.
Writers you're killing me!!
One of the best episodes of Season 3, a lot of scenes gave me chills, and there was so much new stuff, it finally no longer feels too redundant. 10/10
Shout by SirPwnzAlotBlockedParent2017-01-25T15:49:03Z
Holy shit this show is getting so freaking boring ...................................