Sketches:
- Cops - Good Cop/Bad Cop: They're getting the hang of it.
- Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.
- Fact #1: Uncle Tony.
- Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.
- Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.
- Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.
- Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?
- Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.
- Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.
- Fact #4: Neighbors in love.
- The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt.
