One of the network's beautiful reporters is kidnapped and Onion News Network leaps into action. Brooke Alvarez runs down the big stories of the day. Tucker Hope delivers the Daily Briefing on a high-tech screen.
Brooke Alvarez oversees reporters from her vantage point in the FactZone.
"FactZone" host Brooke Alvarez and her team of reporters
sift through the lies to uncover the truths behind the
day's most prominent, headline-grabbing news stories,
including coverage of one equine enthusiast's recent
marriage.
It's the fifth anniversary of the highly successful
FactZone feature, and the network celebrates its viewership
dominance.
News maven Brooke Alvarez and her team of veteran
correspondents use their skills as reporters to shape the
public opinion of everyday Americans on a variety of news
stories, ranging from entertainment news to the latest
about the trial of TR-425.
After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez
interviews top U.S. officials via satellite.
A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about.
When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth.
Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America the news.
As America responds to news that the American Dream has died, Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible, frightening world.