Christmas Episode
1. Sonny and Cher open the show with ""Jingle Bells"" and banter about their new time slot on Wednesday nights and Sonny's present to Cher.
2. Two street Santas (William and regular Freeman King) fight over the same corner.
3. Sonny and Cher sing ""Black and White"" to an animated interpretation of the song by cartoonist John Wilson.
4. ""Sonny's Pizza Parlor"" -- As the gang at the pizzeria are working on Christmas Eve, a Jewish bill collector sent from the Department of Water and Power (William) comes to turn off their electricity.
5. Sonny and Cher reminisce about last year's Christmas at home with daughter Chastity and join the show's regulars for an old-fashioned medley of Christmas carols. Featured songs include: ""A Gift Of Song"" (Cher), ""O Come, All Ye Faithful"" (The Earl Brown Singers), ""The First Noel"" (William), ""Deck the Halls"" (All), ""O, Holy Night"" (Cher), ""Joy To the World"" (All), and ""We Wish You a Merry Christmas"" (All).
6. ""Sonny and Cher On Vacation"" -- William is cast as t
Valentines Episode
1. Sonny and Cher open the show with ""Jambalaya"" and banter about Valentine's Day.
2. Cher sings ""My Funny Valentine""
3. Joe highlights the show with his reading of calendar poetry, which features twelve Playboy centerfold Playmates dressed as the twelve months of the year.
4. ""Sonny's Pizza Parlor"" -- Joe comes to the pizzeria and makes a big impression on Sonny and Rosa (Cher).
5. Sonny and Cher perform ""It Never Rains In Southern California""
6. Joe joins Sonny and Cher in a musical finale showing the ways to a girl's heart.
7. Sonny and Cher, with daughter Chastity, close the show with ""I Got You Babe""