In The Windsors, our much-loved Royal Family is re-imagined through the lens of a soap opera, and although the stories are completely fictional, they are inspired by real events.
Prince Charles tries to keep his family in order, but Wills wants to mingle with the people. Pippa, resentful at her sister for bagging a Prince, uses her 'fantastic arse' to lure Harry. In an attempt to be accepted by the Royals, Kate volunteers to help Harry with his fancy dress charity ball at Buckingham Palace. Prince Edward is babysitting for Wills and Kate, while Fergie, intent on partying like it's 1982, enlists Beatrice and Eugenie's help to sneak into the ball. Camilla, alarmed at Wills and Kate's popularity, makes sure Kate's party planning backfires by giving her a costume that goes down very badly with the ball's beneficiaries. Wills crash lands the helicopter just in time, but has he landed in a constitutional crisis?
Kate catches Ebola on a humanitarian mission and when Wills rushes to her bedside, his meddling father Prince Charles quashes his long-held air ambulance dreams. Beatrice and Eugenie's new careers as internet make-up sensations are dashed when they discover that the animal face paint they applied for the fancy dress ball doesn't actually come off. Horrified at the thought of being papped while out shopping, they devise an extreme plan. Fergie discovers their latest exotic holiday tickets and jumps to conclusions, recruiting Harry and Prince Edward to help 'save' her daughters. Prince Harry seeks his father's advice about the funny feeling he gets in his tummy when he sees Pippa.
A stranger claims that Prince Charles is his father, and Kate and Wills move to a semi in Rickmansworth.
Wills becomes obsessed with the Royal Variety Show, Kate is preoccupied with the Archbishop of Canterbury. Charles and Camilla try to pass as 'lefties'. Meanwhile, Harry is admitted to hospital.
A disillusioned Wills leads calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy, splitting the older and younger members of the family. Camilla's dirty tricks campaign uncovers shocking news about Kate.