Pull My Pigtail: It's Valentine's Day at Wayside School and Dana attempts to force Todd to fall in love with Maurecia by making him pull her ponytail. Meanwhile, Kidswatter thinks Myron is his guardian angel.
Class Cow: While Mrs. Jewls is on a faculty retreat a cow wonders into the class. The students believe it to be their substitute teacher and end up learning more from the cow.
Meet the Pets: After Todd tells how he has once lost a goldfish named King Arthur, everyone brings their pets into school and Todd must watch them so that he'd learn to be more "responsible". However, when the pets escape and run all over the school, Todd will need some help from his friends. Todd finally brings a new live fish named King Arthur the Second.
Oh, Great Leader: The students try to throw principal Kidswatter a surprise birthday party, but he thinks they are trying to get rid of him.
Honors Class: Maurecia is promoted to the Honors Class instead of Dana. Now she must "escape" it at all costs, while Dana tries to enter. In the end, we find out Mrs. Jewls' class is actually double Honors Class.
Cabbage, My Boy: Myron adopts a head of lettuce as his younger brother. Mrs. Jewls assigns an assignment dealing with families.
Mascot Madness: The tetherball team kids want Todd to be the new mascot so that they can finally win some games, but Todd does not want to, so Dana creates a giant version of his head for Myron to wear, and he becomes "Big-Head Todd".
He Is It: During a game of tag, Todd tags Myron, who starts demanding special treatment, and because everyone has to follow the rules, no one can disobey him. (This is the first appearan(3((()4ce of Timmy Tricky who does not officially appear until "Mad Hot".)
Best Friendzzz: Myron and Dana have been best friends for a long time but one day after they get into a big fight, they decide not to be best friends anymore. So Myron becomes Shari's new best friend (although she is asleep) and Dana becomes Todd's new best friend.
Kindergarten King: After being sent home early on the kindergarten bus by Mrs. Jewels, Todd saves a kindergartener's toy, and they make him their king.
Myron vs. Normy: In order to avoid getting in trouble, Myron pretends to be Normy, his made up twin brother. When he returns to the class, everyone thinks he is cool (and in Dana's case, cute) and they want him to class President. However, Todd sees right through "Normy" and tries to get Myron to tell everybody it is really him.
Age of Aquarium: On a Wayside field trip, instead of the kids going to the aquarium, the fish come to them. The classroom is filled with water and fish, but Todd has to sit it out in a life raft since he forgot his permission slip. Seeing this as a perfect chance to be alone with Todd, Maurecia eats her permission slip and has to sit with Todd. She spends her time trying to hold his hand, while underwater Dana tries to find something that will be interesting for Myron.
Channel Kidswatter: Principal Kidswatter wants to run a home-shopping channel out of his office, and gets the students to supply his cheesy inventory of trinkets under the guise of a new "arts" curriculum. Todd tries to prevent it from happening, but then works for it. So it's up to Maurecia and Jenny to stop the home shopping channel.
The Elevator: The stairs are out of order and Todd puts his hand on the 1st floor sign, which is actually an elevator button. (The elevators in Wayside School only work when the stairs are out of order). Todd and Principal Kidswatter (Principal Kidswatter thinks it is the bathroom) go in the elevator, then the elevator becomes stuck between the 15th and 16th floors. Todd is stuck with a crying Principal Kidswatter in the elevator. To save them, Dana, Myron, and Louis become the Rescue Dudes, calling themselves all Louis.
Mad Hot: Principal Kidswatter challenges another school for the annual Wayside dance competition. He then picks a random team consisting of Todd, Maurecia, Dana and Myron.
Mamaland Blues: Dana finds a marriage certificate that she thinks might make Miss Mush related to her.
Principles of Principals: Todd enters the Principal for a day contest and wins. No one else has entered it because it is a trap, as the winner has to do everything on Kidswatter's super-long list. Todd decides to complete the list, and improve the school all in one day.
Teacher's Parent Conference: It's Teacher-Grading-Day, and everyone in the 30th class must submit a report card on what they think of Mrs. Jewels. Todd, on hearing about this, gave Mrs. Jewels a bad mark so that she won't send him home on the Kindergarten bus. Now she must stay after school along with her father, Mr. Jewels. He threatens to send Mrs. Jewels to teach at a private school, so Dana and the other students decide to help Todd to "be a better student" so Mrs. Jewels can stay at Wayside.
Rat in Shining Armor: It's the spring Halloween dance and everyone must dress up as something. Maurecia wants Todd to dance with her until Todd finally says no. Feeling bad for Maurecia, Miss Mush put her dead rat in an old knight suit so Maurecia had someone to dance with. Todd finds out that it's Miss Mush's dead rat in the suit so now he must find a way to break the news to Maurecia before she finds out. After exchanging costumes, Todd goes back to Maurecia.
Mrs. Gorf: The 30th floor class is on a camping trip on the 6th floor. Maurecia promises Todd she won't punch him in the arm if he sits with her. Todd doesn't believe her and says she will always try to punch him. Dana explains to Todd that she was never rough do to her kind nature back when Mrs. Gorf was their teacher. From there Dana explains who Mrs. Gorf was and how different their class was before Todd came when Mrs. Jewels was sick.
Todd Falls in Love: Todd arrives at school to find out Maurecia has posted pictures of love posters about Todd all over the school. Todd decides he would do anything prove that he will not be her boyfriend so he eats Mush's mushroom surprise that makes him fall in love with Mrs. Jewels. Maurecia tries to get Todd to like her again.
French Fried: A new chef, named Le Chef starts cooking for the teachers lounge (and later the students) which makes Miss Mush jealous. To prove which cook is better Miss Mush and Le Chef enter Maurecia's cooking challenge.
Music Lessons: Myron discovers a strange nose flute and uses it to control his friends. However, it also makes cows tear down the school.
Todd & Bull Story: After losing a match to La Boca Loca the bull, Principal Kidswatter starts crying on the PA. Todd tries to give "Make Me Happy" flowers to Kidswatter, but is told to put them in the basement with the other roses. When the kids mistake a pile of stage props for a Wishing Well, Todd makes their wishes come true. Kidswatter then makes them re-create a bull fight from his past!
My Partner Gets All the Credit: Maurecia is Paired with Myron in the Wayside Games, and since Myron is not a good athlete, she must do all of the work. However, every time win an event, Myron gets the credit and Maurecia is starting to get angry at Myron. She is then considering of controlling him with the nose flute.
Darling Love: Todd, Maurecia and Jenny love.
Louis Gets Some Class: Kidswatter finds out that Louis never graduated, and sends him back to class. Myron gets upset that Louis is more popular than he is. Later he finds out that Kidswatter didn't graduate.
My Fluffy Hair: Fluffy feels rejected because he thinks Maurecia is paying more attention to Todd than to him, so he runs away. Mr. K. finds Fluffy and mistakes him for a wig. Fluffy decides to use this "power" to get revenge on his mortal enemy, Todd.