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Its the little shot that takes the wrinkles out. But did you know its poison?
Did you see that romantic comedy? If you've seen one you can already answer yes.
Alright all you hip people out there, who are actually nerds in disguise, but still think you're hip. If you enjoy txting we have a message for you.
Summertime is on the way and you can't wait to bite into that delicious peach.
Okay, how many of you brush and floss your teeth three times a day? No you don't. Nobody flosses three times a day.
t's September 19th and as many of you ought to know, It's talk like a pirate day.
Why is it you get really hungry and tired after a day at the pool?
Some people are born to greatness, but most of us just spread disgusting disease. Here's how.
Big business conspiracy or smarter safer driving. Somebody's watching, and they're watching you drive.
Some words are dangerous. Words like dynamite and Nazi. Other words are safe like bunny and fluffy. Today we're gonna talk about a pair of the dangerous ones.
You've buttered the popcorn. You've burned your latest home movie to DVD and you've chained your friends and family to the couch.
People have been fishing for centuries, mainly because they're stupid.
We live in a time when being #1 is so important to people that they'll do almost anything to get there.
Today's show is what you ought to know about procrastination.
I dont know if youve noticed, but theres a whole lot of @&%#$! on TV.
One word Opera! From phantoms to fat ladies, it pretty much has it all!
So you pull up to the Skippy Lube. The service men are leering at you, sizing up your wallet. And you cant help but think, If I pay these thugs, are they really going to fix anything?
From the little fees at coin machines to the big ones charged by banks, generally speaking, if you are being charge a fee youre being ripped off. Feels good, doesnt it?
You might have noticed something new about the website. Its kind of subtle.
Right now there is a war on terror, drugs, poverty, crime and climate change. Theres pretty much a war on everything.
Advertising is all about almost lying.
If I say bus speed and you think 55 miles per hour, youre in the right place.
A quick Google search will reveal that NAFTA stands for the North American Free Trade Agreement. But that just goes to show you Google doesnt know everything.
Fanboys, vampires, stalkers, they all love their shades. But there are a few important things to know about them.
We know information is addictive. And sometimes you feel like you have to know.
So I went to New York to buy some apples. Yeah I know its a long way, but these are really good apples.
Science as we know it today began with scholars like Rene Descartes and Kevin Bacon. No Francis Bacon... sorry.
Today were going to talk about doggy treats. And not the kind you give Fido for rolling over.
Unsolicited telemarketing can be a real pain. Seriously, who solicits telemarketing?
Its amazing to watch how things change when a disaster hits.
You got that email didnt you? The one that talks about how...
What makes Halloween so great? Pumpkins? Candy? Kids hyped up on sugar?
Amazon.com lists the ten worst Halloween treats as follows.
Gather around everyone. Its that special time of year again Yup, Its flu season.
When video tape recorders showed up there was a format war between VHS and Betamax.
hey're beautiful, they're sparkly and oh so rare. Actually they're not.
Do you remember that map of the tongue? How it explains where different places on your tongue taste different things?
You're finding Calculus is really tough this year.
So I was digging around in the dumpster the other day...
I have something to say to the world and its like a rallying cry. Free stuff!
It used to be called Armistice Day, and in some places it still is.
What do blood, grease, fruit, and chocolate all have in common? They love to ruin your new shirt thats what.
If youre like most people you have one of these at home. And it makes opening cans really easy.
There you are at the restaurant dressed to impress, but when the bill comes back you have to figure out the tip.
Making a show about ourselves may seem narcissistic but every once in a while we get a comment or question thats so important we just have to answer it.
Astronomy is pretty nerdy Nerdy until something blows up!
Black Friday. It sounds like a pro-wrestling event and in some ways it is.
Most everyone knows the origins of Thanksgiving. Pilgrims, Native Americans and really severe winter. But did you know that turkey contains Tryptophan?
They say that doing the same thing over and over again expecting something new to happen is a sign of insanity.
So you got that big old truck, cause youre a man.
Sure you can buy a new hybrid and pay thirty thousand dollars to save money on gas. Or, you know, you could just save money on gas.
Tis the season to be shipping. Who doesn't love to get a big brown box of something in the mail?
In our "Stains" show I was wearing a very specific shirt.
Mom used to tell me to put a hat on if my feet got cold. She still does.
Now I like having company come over. But when they come over unannounced it can be a little stressful.
People rent cars for all sorts of reasons, like going to business conventions, or going on a really long road trip or going to the Monster Jam 4x4 Rally when they really dont have a 4x4.
I think they call it gaming to try and make losing your hard earned money sound more fun.
In the movies, you know the ones where the machines go bad and take over the whole world, it usually starts with an AI.
How do you know you got a good deal on the last whatever you bought?
So youre shopping for that special someone and you want to know what to get them.
Loyal fan Steven writes: How about a show explaining why you seem to cough more at night then during the day when you are sick.
Some documents go straight to recycling, some get shredded because they full of dangerous offers and credit card checks, but a rare few rise above the rest and cry out for immortality.
It just slipped out of your mouth. You dont know how it happened. She asked how the jeans made her look and you were honest. Its over. You cant take it back.
One of the best Christmases I can remember was back in the day when Star Wars was really popular Wait, it still is.
This show isn't really what you ought to know, I mean its fun to know, but more like trivia.
If you're like me you've been really busy. Doing stuff. Holiday Stuff. Time critical secret holiday stuff.
You know the song, well the tune anyway. People always sing it right around new years.
Its that time of year again. People seem more pleasant than usual.
