Ryan and Colin are two business partners at a health center, with props provided by "Living Scenery" people Wayne and Kathy; Wayne sings a la Riverdance to Samantha, an aerobics instructor, in "Song Styles"; "2-Line Vocabulary" features Colin trying to save the world from Wayne ("What does that do?" and "That's not what you said yesterday!") and Ryan's ("Oops ... I did it again.") mishaps at a nuclear plant; "Infomercial"; "Scenes from a Hat" include "Things bald men are tired of hearing."
Kathy wins, so the rest sing the first kiss "Hoedown."